Sept. '99
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A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 03:10:27 (PDT)

When is Labor Day?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 06:24:14 (PDT)

Monday Sep. 6th.


this message brought to you by the national society of Section 8 wanna be's.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 08:43:44 (PDT)

WOOHOO Scratch and Laurie Buckley from Z96 called me this morning and want me to be at the station this friday to be on the air from 7am to 9am WOO FRICKEN HOO!!!!! I'm so excited:) OH Labor day is this next Monday and GO FRICKEN figure I'll be working, we never close the damn restaurant, oh well Life goes on:) OK back to your regular scheduled programs.

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 09:59:05 (PDT)

WTG Fitzie!

Well, school has started, it's the first of September, and time to get serious about the old job search myself.

Got an interview tomorrow, but these people have been advertising the position for two months, so there must be a major catch somewhere.

The current job just keeps getting worse. The whole building has been gutted for remodeling, most of the inside walls are gone, along with the ceiling and floor covering, so what we have is about 150 people working in a giant, freezing open warehouse.

The ISP customers just keep getting dumber. I am so tired of the toothless old barfly women with faces like your oldest baseball glove and their voices destroyed from a lifetime of smoking. I can smell them from 15 feet away as they blurt their pathetic life story as a reply to being asked whether or not they subscribe to this newspaper. (It's just a yes or no question, so SHUT UP, you old hosebag!)

This newspaper goes from an evening to a morning paper next week, and we got the word today that we MUST wear our new ugly shirts they just gave us next Tuesday, then every Friday for the rest of September. So now they are telling us what to wear, like it's a fucking McDonald's minus the marginally fun atmosphere. The shirts are blue, but maybe they should be brown, if you get my drift.

I am working with ancient, obsolete software tools (Adobe Page Mill, for example, for fuck's sakes, which they give away free with every iMac now), with no hope of ever getting anything new. I've been here 9-1/2 months with no salary review, and no real hope of ever getting a raise. Since my boss managed to make enemies with the new publisher almost as soon as he arrived, I am surprised this department even exists at all. They fired 3 of the 9 people working in the Accounting department, and since they all got 3 months' pay as severance, plus are collecting unemployment, I envy them greatly.

Entire days go by without my doing anything productive at all, except signing up even more suckers to our horrible ISP, which is the most unreliable one in the whole fucking country.

Well, that's enough whining for today. I'll report back after tomorrow's job interview, which promises to be a joke.

Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 11:25:58 (PDT)

I was planning on starting as a coach for the local High School Girl's tongue-wrestling team this month, but I fucked up on a dismount at the Male Lesbian's Annual 5k Tongue-a-thon and was disqualified when they discovered I hadn't been doing any drugs. The apparatus, in this case, a 17-year-old cheerleader with a lisp, had an overbite and it really threw off my timing, plus I forgot to keep my toes pointed during the sit-spin. I double-footed a landing and got tangled up in her braces, and she started yelling "Mmmph! Wobbamommth! Thtop! Oomamouf!" at my uvula. I accidentally left my binaca at home, wore the wrong uniform (a purple jockstrap with a wetsuit top and a straw hat) and made a goal for the other team when I got discombobulated and bit her lip. In short, I don't think I'm ready yet, and will need to practice a lot more before I'm ready to coach Varsity, especially because this year they have that German exchange-student, Hildegarde Kromemonger, with the 17-inch tongue, blood-red hair and pale white skin. She's going all the way this year, I figure. Anybody got any advice?

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 13:37:12 (PDT)

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
" I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 15:15:22 (PDT)

Just Because We Love You Fitz....


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A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 15:18:43 (PDT)

Ok... Fuck It I need a nap...


Just Because We Wanna Be On Radio Fitz....






And if its fucked up this time, the hell with it...


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Wednesday, September 01, 1999 at 20:32:55 (PDT)

Instructions for Fitzie:

Record yourself on the radio.

Mention the Amish while on-air.

Convert your mention of the Amish into a wav file.

Distribute the wav to your Amish friends.

We thank ye.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 02, 1999 at 15:33:41 (PDT)

Job Search Update, like you care:

Today's interview went surprisingly well. I'm pretty sure I will survive the first cut, and hopefully talk to the Big Boss next week. The company turned out to be genuinely nice, with brand new Mac G3s and up-to-date software, in marked contrast to my current shitty job.

I would be doing websites for dental clinics. (Insert Dental Clinic Website Jokes here.)

More to come,
Doc


A Butter Patty from: dave
on Thursday, September 02, 1999 at 16:27:50 (PDT)

How many Dental Clinic Webistes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3 - one to hold the apples, one to fill the bucket with drano, and one to hogtie Wink Martindale.

that's great.

dave


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 02, 1999 at 23:35:02 (PDT)

What is the main qualification for dental clinic website managers?

They have to be able to fix overbytes.

Next?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 09:23:17 (PDT)

is that ALL you'll be doing doc? ummm is it just me or is there not a lot of job security in that??


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 09:57:10 (PDT)

okay, this made me almost pee my pants


http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm

<--off to buy some Depends


A Butter Patty from: dave of the school that has been referred to as "old"
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 11:48:37 (PDT)

dangit all i've been trying to get on DAL for the last week straight and talk to you guys but every time I do I get as far as the Ident check before the message of the day and then I get cut...at first I thought it was just a dry spell but now i'm beginning to smell conspiracy...could the higher ups at the dal net be trying to supress me and my message........and my sausage? i think perhaps it is so. seriously though it's buggin the hell outta me doc or someone respond to this or better yet email me cause i'm goin out of my friggin mind...

pleadin with ya...please not to be torturin' me...
dave


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 12:50:44 (PDT)

Ask Billy, apparently he knows everything.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 14:10:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

An ounce of assumption is worth a pound of manure

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to post in the churn and remove all doubt

Id add some more sage wisdom but A:) Im too sober and B:)I dont have the time to explain it to whom its directed, then again hes never around for that...

By the way? Anyone else have a RECENT portfolio or did I miss something?
Ummm yeah Im still a bitch... :)
Smooches
SLi-ness



A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 15:13:54 (PDT)

Ummmm..... Doc I seem to remember this card from a long long time ago with dental bear it was scary....you are all set for your new job (when you get it ) with that!!!!! Tools for the trade.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 15:17:55 (PDT)

Good going Fitzie!!!!!! When you mention the Amish do be kind.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Friday, September 03, 1999 at 19:16:29 (PDT)

Thanks for dredging that one up, EJ, I remember it now...



A Butter Patty from: dave
on Saturday, September 04, 1999 at 00:41:45 (PDT)

AAAAAH NOOOO!!! That is one of the scariest things I have EVER seen...I mean it. If there was ever a picture taken that acurately represents what hell would be like, that is it. The bear looks like it's going to devour that little girl and she looks like she knows it! Good god...


A Butter Patty from: Tyrebyter
on Saturday, September 04, 1999 at 02:09:16 (PDT)

wow.. who knew you could perform dental miracles with a wire whisk!

Doc: those toothless old barflies? better known as bargoyles...




A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 04, 1999 at 21:58:07 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ummmm.....just thought Id share....
Fitzie is Fitrano@202.159.73.61 * Fitrano
Fitzie on #gay #gim
Fitzie using splitrock.tx.us.dal.net Splitrock Internet Services www.splitrock.net
Fitzie End of /WHOIS list.

that is all



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 05, 1999 at 01:50:22 (PDT)

~I am special yes i am, yes i am, yes i am
~I am special yes i am, I'm very special
~no one has a face like mine,
~just like mine, just like mine
~no one has a face like mine,
~I'm very special


A Butter Patty from: nIkKi
on Sunday, September 05, 1999 at 08:05:35 (PDT)

Hi Guys!!!!! Remember ME???? I'm the lover of cows!!! YEPPER!!! And I read the post about the manure!!! And I gots some for you, too!!!!

nIkKi's rules of cows:

Never walk behind a coughin' cow!!!!
You ever notice that cows can't keep their legs together???
Cows always swish when they walk towards you and away from you!!!!!
Cow's tails are always in motion!!!

Time to go count the cows!!!!!!

You electrified Amish have a great weekend!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 05, 1999 at 13:12:48 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

More ammo for Jerry Falwell's foolish crusade? Or simply the result of solving the
equation "Shockwave+dope+booze="? You decide


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 06, 1999 at 14:39:03 (PDT)

OK the only thing scarier then dental bear is square bob sponge pants.........arrrrrgh!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 07, 1999 at 13:32:57 (PDT)

ok... I think I missed something.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 07, 1999 at 15:39:06 (PDT)

yeah Bill...a conservative estimate would be you missed about a year,


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 07, 1999 at 23:57:54 (PDT)

Blah


Thank You





A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 08, 1999 at 00:03:25 (PDT)

Well my face isn't coming up...but BLAH anyway.


Thank you again.




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 08, 1999 at 09:17:01 (PDT)

As fall draws near it is only fitting that the Summer Drama in Cedar Hill comes to a close...Coonzilla has been captured. More details tonight in the barn and Pictures of the event coming soon (like when I finish the rest of the roll of film)
Smooches
SLi


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 08, 1999 at 22:54:40 (PDT)

ok picture this last night..potato salad tonight asshole neighbors telling me I was going to be charged $11,000 dollars to drive up the hill to my house. Well after I got over feeling like a ten year old in trouble I read the bitch the riot act. Richard not to be out done let the bitch the contrator and the dickless husband have it ain't life in the country grand... we are trapped until Sunday by a bad paving job and cheep ass neighbors who do not relize ya get whats ya pay for. Now what we are trying to figure out is the whole job was $25,000 there are 6 houses on this private road how do we merit the $11,000 charge if there is a grove in the road? Basic math boys and girls think the neighbors flunked .....


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 09, 1999 at 00:24:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Got Milk?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 09, 1999 at 06:04:17 (PDT)

Got Vaseline?

Had the same problem with access roads in New England. Go to the County Offices and find out what rating the road/driveway has. If it's plowed by the county, you don't have to pay for it (at least in New Hampshire). They'll help you with the legal definition of the road and who is responsible for it, and under real estate disclosure laws, you aren't liable for paying for access if you weren't told about it before you bought the house. (I think.)

I don't understand what you mean by there being a grove in the road. Does that mean you have to drive around a bunch of trees, or that you need to use your spell-checker once in a while?

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 09, 1999 at 07:51:43 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ed is indeed correct, unless the county or state makes the encroachment mandatory (and gives you proper written notice) you are not responsible to pay for it, and arent you renting anyway?????? YOU wont have to pay anything...you dont own it.
Smile...a realtor loves you
Smooches
SLi wearing a lovely Coldwell Banker golf shirt


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 09, 1999 at 23:47:17 (PDT)

We don't have to pay. The assholes, Mr. and Mrs. had their panties in a bunch because the contrator said if you drive on the road it will grove it. Cheep ass pave job so no driving the half a mile up hill until Sunday when the all clear was given. It's a private road no county just the six houses on the road who wanted it paved up to the top when it was only paved to our drive before. Not our problem except no car and it's too hot to hike in and out. Did get the shit bit out of my back on the last hike up...Damn nature!!!! The $11,000 was her threat if we drove up the road. OOOHHHHH! We are still wondering what her problem with math is. Not to worry we are not paying everyone else is.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 10, 1999 at 23:35:14 (PDT)

Happy New Year to all the Jewish Amish. L'shana tova tikatevu!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 11, 1999 at 04:56:32 (PDT)

Bless you.


A Butter Patty from: zimzum
on Saturday, September 11, 1999 at 18:01:52 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

AMISH PEOPLE POCK !!!


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Saturday, September 11, 1999 at 21:18:54 (PDT)

That's just an ugly rumor, pal. We really don't pock any more than anyone else.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 12, 1999 at 09:37:35 (PDT)

Speak for yourself doc.

I pock all the time.



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 12, 1999 at 15:35:32 (PDT)

looking for pock in all the wrong places...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 13, 1999 at 04:16:13 (PDT)

~Talk about...
~pock music


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 13, 1999 at 09:56:04 (PDT)

You people who haven't figured out how to use a spell-checker really get on my pockin' nerves.

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 13, 1999 at 16:03:16 (PDT)

WHO POCKS THE BODY
THAT LIKES TO PARTY!!!





A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 at 23:31:07 (PDT)

it's pocking tough to be superior and all knowing all the time


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 17, 1999 at 10:52:48 (PDT)

It happened again. I got bored while waiting in line the other day behind two like teenagers, y'know and like I was pocking sick of like it, y'know? I knew if I didn't like do something about it soon? I was like going to like go out of my pocking mind?

I took Truman (Truman Capoultry, my rubber-chicken-keychain) out and asked one of them why, when I like wave my cock at girls, do they laugh? I waited the prerequisite 10 seconds in utter silence; and then it dawned on me. THEY DIDN'T GET IT. They just stared at me like two deer caught in the headlights of a speeding semi. Oh boy.

I waved Truman around in front of their faces and said "What's this?" Again the blank stare. (Having become invisible to teenagers about ten years ago, I was familiar with the look. If you are over thirty, so are you.)

"Poultry in motion!" I barked. Ha. A smile briefly flickered over one's visage, but it was quickly quenched by a disdainful glance from his pal, who was still lost in the obvious fear that I was some old fart homo intent on driving them home (wink nudge) to play "Sink the Submarine." (I'm not, but for the purpose of getting them to SHUT THE POCK UP, I let it slide for the moment.)

"Have you heard the truth?" I asked them. This would possibly convince them I was some religious nutcase or just plain lunatic, when actually it's a fairly lame question with a one-word answer. But it's like being asked whether you still beat your meat every time wifey steps out to service a customer. No matter how they answer, they're still going to think you're weird for asking.

"I'll do you a favor, and tell you the truth." I looked around, and then leaned in, and in a conpiratorial whisper said; "I'm Amish. I know I don't look it, but we're everywhere. We're the ones who program the TV shows. We started with washers and dryers and now we're the ones who make people say "LIKE" like, y'know?" I nodded my head gravely, seeing if they would nod along with me, had they actually bought it?
"LIKE, like y'know?" I repeated, still nodding slowly. As if strings were attached to their heads from some invisible point above, they both nodded, once, and then looked at each other. I said "LIKE, like y'know?" once more and walked away.

I didn't get to stick around and see if it worked, but I'm betting that every time either of them says "Like, y'know" from here on out, they'll think of Amish people and rubber chickens. I don't even remember what we were standing in line for. My work was done.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 17, 1999 at 12:59:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha!

They said I couldn't manipulate public opinion, but they were wrong. Reporters from all over the country are lining up to blow me now that I'm Mr. Philanthropist. Over the last two weeks I've given away enough money to buy Canada and Mexico combined, and the pocking press is eating it up. Just look at the articles they've written: Suddenly I'm the champion of poor people and minorities everywhere, and not ONE mention of my inept, lying defense of my monopoly during the pocking antitrust trial. Not one of these pocking starry-eyed reporters will even dare to float the possibility that it's all a smokescreen to divert attention from the fact that I'm a greedy, short-tempered, lying, megalomaniacal criminal.

You know what's particularly sweet? The money I've given away is, in terms of YOUR earnings, about the same amount of money you would find between the console and driver's seat of your car.

With enough money, you can do ANYTHING. I'm having my people look into a possible purchase of the Supreme Court. If that doesn't work, I'll just start paying individuals to quit hating me.

Ha!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 18, 1999 at 19:20:49 (PDT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 18, 1999 at 23:56:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Don't miss the latest mongo wav!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 19, 1999 at 22:57:54 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hiya gang,

As part of a Home Page makeover, I have knocked all the pics down to 1 inch from their original size of 1.5 inches. This makes for much faster downloading and less scrolling, both here and on the Home Page.

Thanks,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 05:51:37 (PDT)

cool doc! now everyone is my size!

couldn't help but notice a line up change.

*if this doesn't get a reply from raven...i will be very disappointed*


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 17:13:52 (PDT)

OH LUNA!!!


Nobody will EVER be your size!!! Well, except maybe Smurfette. Actually I think she has about half an inch on you!! >:D

Love,

Raven


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 21, 1999 at 22:13:47 (PDT)

If I eat the other side of the mushroom do I get big again?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 22, 1999 at 16:03:30 (PDT)

Fitz has been asking that question for years now EJ.

BTW, did those dj's eat him or something?




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 22, 1999 at 19:17:22 (PDT)

I found this in an IRC newsgroup.. Delete it if I'm wrong. heh

"There is no one probably worse on dalnet than a guy with a
nick of sloth. He's from the USA, he overtook a lot of
channels and nuked a lot of people,he evades all bans,
ruins computers."

This nick sounds familiar to me...
didn't we imprint our boots on his arse awhile back?






A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 22, 1999 at 20:09:26 (PDT)

The "Sloth" we know is about as harmful as a housefly, and half as charming. His real name is Allan.

Let's look this over, one charge at a time.

"There is no one probably worse on dalnetthan a guy with a nick of sloth."

I've met worse. Recently.

"He's from the USA..."

He may be Canadian, I can't remember.

"...he overtook a lot of channels..."

On the DALnet? Sorry. Generally, it just can't be done. Not by those idiots from the now-dead channel #A-Pissed-Off-Chick, and certainly not by Sloth.

"...and nuked a lot of people..."

Nobody I know of.

"...he evades all bans..."

Not ours.

"...ruins computers."

The author of that post has the gift of imagination. It's pretty difficult to fear someone whose only defense is to beg, "Don't kick Sloth." By the way, call him "Slothy". He hates it.

Happy to help,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 22, 1999 at 20:47:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey folks, it's me all back in Australia and shit
Using a damn library PC (Can't check links from here... might violate some 'public internet use' policies... or soemthing)
got my ass abck home and got some seriously bitching Aussie weed :)
been looking for a job all week... seems I gotta move, probably to mildura.. it's like one of them tourist towns with the paddle steamers and the years without rain.
poking hell my typing aint any better
well hopefully I'll be back on before anyone notices...
just wish me luck with this job, could be on a a month if I get it
miss you guys

PS (yeah I meant the thing with the link)
hey dammit... it really is that boring here.... cut me some slack guys
over and out



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 23, 1999 at 09:58:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

In my case, the smaller pic is a definite improvement. I was having a "bad face day" when the pic was taken (stolen, actually, but that's another story).

The link shows a pic of someone named Sloth on Dalnet, according to a dogpile.com metasearch. Yes, he is a dipstick, and he licks old tennis shoes clean for a living, when he's not manning the glory-holes in rest-area bathrooms. Known for his creative use of suction as a learning tool.

Flashy, throw a koala on the barbie for me, I'll be there soon to wallow in the wattle and chunder under Goolagong's billibong, whatever the fuck that means. I've always wanted to see down under, especially when it applies to Elle McPherson.

Ed


A Butter Patty from: Bandito
on Thursday, September 23, 1999 at 21:24:40 (PDT)

HAHAH this is the greatest site on earth
no other site has made me pissed my pants soo much
i mean i am freaking drowning in here with all the piss

keep up the hilarious work


A Butter Patty from: Boyer
on Thursday, September 23, 1999 at 21:35:39 (PDT)

dude this site is the shit.. i mean, the whole amish theme really gives it character, and i just love that page where you can go if you wanna fuck yourself, haha


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 24, 1999 at 16:00:24 (PDT)

Jeez, I know some people that
would pay good money to see this dude
Go Pock Himself.




A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 24, 1999 at 22:56:48 (PDT)

Good luck Lord on the job front...use your title it always impresses.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 25, 1999 at 20:08:51 (PDT)

glad you are home safely flashy.... too bad it is there that you are looking for the job. here, the accent would get you any job here, as you
well know. that is if the boss is female. then again, who am i to say that a gay man does not like a charming australian accent.

that is all.
suga


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 26, 1999 at 05:14:10 (PDT)

Glad you are safely back in austrailia flashy (/me bites her lip not to say anything negative about you know who). good luck with the job :)

HEY GUYS!

i finally made some peanut butter goatmilk fudge. IT RULES!

thats all,
thanks



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 26, 1999 at 09:48:27 (PDT)

If an Amish person is convicted of murder, do they send them to the non-electric chair?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 27, 1999 at 12:38:53 (PDT)

I think it's either a good kheel hauling or a good tie the murderer between two souped up buggies. Let the horses decide the punishment.

You know I think it's time for a good kheel hauling again. Sloth is up for it.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Tuesday, September 28, 1999 at 18:05:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just wanted to debunk the "It takes guts to say jesus" hoax before some moron posts it here, pretending it's real. See the link.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 29, 1999 at 11:31:57 (PDT)

Actually, it takes guts to say "cheeses."

Discuss.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 29, 1999 at 16:09:45 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Another reason Japan is the coolest place on
Earth..


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 29, 1999 at 17:40:52 (PDT)

Cheeses
heh boy that did take some guts,
I'll be the guy resting on the sofa now
well a job or a lottery win and you too can experience this kind of crap humor fisrt hand again
way things are in good ol Vic these days I think the lottery ticket is more likley


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 30, 1999 at 20:59:55 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

HAVARTI today? You know I agree totally with Ed.
I found out the last time I was in MONTEREY, JACK.
I said the "c" word...they looked at me like I was a LONGHORN
I thought someone was going to turn BLEU. Talk about getting CARAWAY.
These days you have to be SHARP to to deal with the predjudice, most of those
hate filled GRUYEREs have heads like a BRICK. I dont see how saying one word can
make you a MUENSTER.
EDAM!
Even a simple FARMER will STRING you up for saying cheese too loud. The pressure
is just too much, leaving maybe the only GOUDA answer. I dont think the SWISS act this way. Or maybe Ill
to ASIAGO. But I hear that PORT DU SALUT is nice this time of year too.
But dont FETA I know that someday we will live with AMERICANs who dont judge you by what you
say and Ill BRIE back.
Sincerely,
FONTINA GORGONZOLA


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 30, 1999 at 21:16:54 (PDT)

Id like some wine to go with my cheese!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 30, 1999 at 22:17:00 (PDT)

did some one say cheez-its ?


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