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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 07:55:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha! Front row!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 01, 2001 at 08:29:05 (PDT)

/me settles in behind Mugtoe


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Sunday, September 02, 2001 at 20:54:11 (PDT)

/me jumps in the co-co-pilot's seat

oh btw in case there are still some of you who haven't seen this...you absolutely MUST check this site out. the fashion photos WILL make you shit your pants from uncontrollable laughter.

www.pixyland.org

nuff said.

-dave


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 03, 2001 at 05:19:42 (PDT)

/me settles in behind Fractious and Mugtoe


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 03, 2001 at 07:45:46 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

OMG! That fucker's 47 years old! I don't think a guy can get any more gay than that. Christopher Lowell only dreams of being that gay.


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, September 03, 2001 at 13:13:38 (PDT)

"Guitarist, Inventor, Engineer...Eternal Child..."

Who among us can aspire to more?

:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 03, 2001 at 17:02:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Denial....aint just a river in Egypt.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 03, 2001 at 19:43:46 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

"Guitarist, Inventor, Engineer...Eternal Child..."

...and fairy. Ye gads!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 03:36:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Birthday to me!

I'm no fool! No siree! I'm gonna live to be 103! I play safe for you and me, cuz I'm no fool!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 04, 2001 at 13:30:55 (PDT)

Hey that guy stole Emo's hair!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 04:50:19 (PDT)

I couldn't get that link to work Dave... grrrrr!

Hope you all are doin well :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 17:15:28 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I really think the end of the world is at hand! Here is a critical evaluation of a popular text, and the Onion is reported as a valid source of information in it!!!!! UGH



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 17:33:00 (PDT)

Splendid. That sort of Baptist witch-hunt horseshit ought to really bring in the new members to their church, provided the new people are all touched by some form of paranoia-based mental illness. Apparently, that is where Baptists come from.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 17:41:13 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

interestingly enough, if you do happen to want to join their church, Salvation is just a 'click' away.....(wonder if salvation is a subscribtion based service? do they accept Paypal?)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 18:40:08 (PDT)

Perhaps as I was rebellious that is why I do not think moderate drinking is ok. You must drink heavily for it to be ok. Cheers!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 06, 2001 at 15:51:37 (PDT)

there are 3 religious truths:
1 Jews dont recognize Jesus as their savior
2 Protestants dont rebognize Catholics as Christians
3 Baptist dont recognize each other in the liquor store


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 22:18:11 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Look what I did last night.



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 08, 2001 at 22:18:43 (PDT)

On a sad note:
Ezra's father passed away.
I am thinking good thoughts for him and his family.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 16:22:44 (PDT)

Way to go Luna!!!!! When you are all rich and famous and have a fabulos crib out side Nashville do we all get to come by for barbecue?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 20:10:33 (PDT)

Will I have to wear cowgirl boots?


A Butter Patty from: Nancy S.
on Sunday, September 09, 2001 at 22:11:01 (PDT)

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call love but confess
You've been a'messin' where you shouldn't 've been a'messin'
And now someone else is getting all your best
Well, these boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'
You keep losing when you oughta not bet
You keep samin' when you oughta be a'changin'
What's right is right but you ain't been right yet
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt (HAH)
Well, I've just found me a brand new box of matches (YEAH)
And what he knows you ain't had time to learn
These boots are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 10, 2001 at 17:12:09 (PDT)

Cowboy/girl boots, go-go boots or just barefoot if the barbecue is good and the drinks are strong you can be naked for all we care. Then we can say...hey I had naked barbecue with that rich and famous LUNA at her fabulous crib out side Nashville.


A Butter Patty from: hector
on Monday, September 10, 2001 at 17:53:48 (PDT)

hey luna, you can stay for free at the FABULOUS HECTORS'FOUR SEASONS motel anytime you like. do you know any freddy fender?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 08:09:02 (PDT)

eep....you think its safe to go out today?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 13:12:35 (PDT)

I don't think anywhere is safe :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 21:27:36 (PDT)

Today wasnt very safe.I just wanted to ask if everyone is ok. I'm staying home tomarrow.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at 21:47:46 (PDT)

are we all accounted for? There weren't any fellow rake fighters traveling in those parts today were there? I've been on the edge of tears all day and finally couldn't hold it back any longer when I read a short report that quite nonchalantly stated, "All around New York City, psychologists are showing up at school bus stops to deal with kids whose parents aren't coming home."

I can't imagine the number of kids who came home to an empty house, or who were waiting and waiting at school for mom or dad to come and pick them up only to be tapped on the shoulder and have it "explained" to them that they are now orphans.

I don't understand how whoever is responsible for this could think that this would accomplish anything positive is any way.

I hope everyone is well, and hope that if any of you have friends or family in NYC or near the pentagon that they are all safe and you hear from them soon.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 05:56:33 (PDT)

I am much affected. I saw a woman falling to her death on a TV at lunch yesterday in a restaurant, and I burst into tears. There was nothing I could do for her. The news of the nurse at St Andrews who, while messaging with her husband over the computer to see if he was safe in the WTC, noticed the computer link die and looked out her window and saw his building collapse. There is now way for me to get my mind around this event.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 09:24:24 (PDT)

The act of engaging in the dailiness of my life in a meditative way and going through those motions that make up my routine is the best weapon I have against the animals who would shut down our society and bring to a standstill our way of life. We are better than that. As a country and as a culture we can accomplish anything. Those who would attempt to strike terror deep within us have only succeeded in plumbing the depths of our outrage and bringing down upon their own heads the righteous wrath of a Great People. My thoughts and prayers also go out to those innocents who will, of necessity, be endangered in those distant lands where the fury of our arms will be justifiably let loose. A great shudder has gone through the body of America, and from the tears and feelings of impotence that yesterday produced will rise a desire and a determination to exterminate those who are capable of applauding the actions of those murderers.




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 12, 2001 at 17:51:48 (PDT)

Yeah, I know. I sound like my dad. BFD. This falls beyond the pale of revolutionary ideas and working for change in people's minds. This is not about domestic politics, and there is nothing that our government has ever done which would justify taking the lives of those thousands of innocent people. Anyone who thinks that the actions taken by the terrorists yesterday were legitimate should question themselves as to why they even remain here in this country. Honestly.

Okay. I'll chill out.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 13, 2001 at 14:03:33 (PDT)

Can't we all just get along?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 14, 2001 at 00:11:35 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Okay I just got about my 10th email reguarding Nostradamus' "Centuries" and the quatrains therein...I think in everyones search for answers this is inevitable, however we shouldn't lose site of things...I'm not going to completely set about discrediting Nostradamus I just think people should quote him properly if at all.
Everyone has a need for "faith" even in the paranormal or unexplained at this time that is human nature...what we've witnessed over the last few days is something anyone would struggle with emotionally digesting. I know I was stunned and sickened and scared and numb and mad as hell all in the span of about an hour, but let's remember the difference in fate and destiny.
Fate is something that we, individually, have no control over. If we could control Fate Tuesday would never have happened.
Destiny is ultimately how we respond to that Fate. Its the part WE control...even on an emotional level I'm not willing to surrender my destiny to a prophecy (falsely quoted or not) made by a MAN (and I mean that in the human sense of the word) in the 1500s. I will pretty much promise you he didn't see what we have over the last few days back then, there is no way he could have dealt with that and rationalized it into words or veiled poetry. The concept of planes and skyscrapers just were not dreamt of then...nor do I believe that until Tuesday we had an inkling of the level of how depraved and grotesque a human could be to another human. Another sad truth brought to light...the concept we in the west have of human life is not shared world wide.
A more apt historical quote to email to friends and family would be from Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto speaking after Pearl Harbor:
"We have awakened a sleeping giant and instilled in it a terrible resolve."
Hug your kids, hug your significant other, hug your neighbor, hell hug anyone...Tuesday proved life is too short for hate and people who hate especially on a level like that no longer have a place in the world.
We got the wake up call, now let's put on some coffee clear our heads and start fixing it.
Love You All
SLi


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 16, 2001 at 01:39:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, Luna, don't forget us nobodies when you make your meteoric rise to stardom.

"I KNOW her... but more importantly, she knows ME!" ~ popeye-x points to luna2 singing on the stage

P. S. Dave looks real cool, too. No bibs?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 17, 2001 at 02:19:46 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The 1st of many no doubt


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 17, 2001 at 17:47:22 (PDT)

Now I thought it was going to be baby pics......


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 17, 2001 at 18:47:17 (PDT)

Hey Kurt, guess what I got!
A Didgerido! (I think that's the way ya spell it)Anyways, its really loud and noisy and fun. I have to go to San Rafael to my friends apt. to practice b/c I can't be noisy at my house :(
But I'm still playing it a little....


A Butter Patty from: anonymous
on Monday, September 17, 2001 at 22:14:38 (PDT)

It's spelled "dildo"


A Butter Patty from: Didgerido Anonymous
on Monday, September 17, 2001 at 22:31:47 (PDT)

I call mine Buzzy hes noisy too


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 05:40:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My daddy traveled quite a bit when I was young, and he brought back two of those things from overseas back in the 60s. We never could get em to sound the way they were supposed to, but they were fun to smoke out of. They also felt great when you put your....um....nevermind...:o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 14:49:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Guys... you can thank me for this link later


A Butter Patty from: a very blonde sli
on Tuesday, September 18, 2001 at 15:13:37 (PDT)

but maybe before you thank me you should click the link on the right hand side for Davinci's Notebook's new song "My Enormous Penis"


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 19, 2001 at 02:40:14 (PDT)

Dave tries to look presentable for my gigs :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 20, 2001 at 10:21:14 (PDT)

Happy belated b/day niteraven!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 21, 2001 at 20:48:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Something smells funny...


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 22, 2001 at 09:14:53 (PDT)

Finally! A video chat for DAVE!


A Butter Patty from: James Addiction
on Saturday, September 22, 2001 at 14:28:42 (PDT)

Had no idea you folks were still around. Maybe it was because I kept looking for www.mennonitehoebrawl.com by accident.

J/a
IdiotSvant from years ago



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 25, 2001 at 06:08:50 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The Beatles went to meet Muhammed Ali in the 60's. They hung out with him for a while, laughing and having a good time.
After they left, Ali asks his trainer: "Who were those faggots?"


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 27, 2001 at 09:16:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My neighbor, the drunken trailer trash lead guitarist, got tired of having his 5 speaker cabinets arranged horizontally around the kitchen table, so he decided the time was ripe to expand in the vertical dimension. He rolled 2 - 4 x 12" guitar cabs out into the yard, stacked 'em, and put an amp head on top. But the cabinets, being different brands, had grill cloths that didn't quite match, so he took those off, and the bare speakers had a nice uniform look, "like a concert".
He went inside the house "for just a minute", and when he came out, his wife's little dog, Bart, had torn out the 2 cones on the bottom row, and was struggling mightily to rip the voice coils out, too.
Alas, his wife said, "I told you he liked paper!"
Apparently he likes cardboard, plastic, and copper wire, too.

postscript:
Bart likes cloth & leather guitar straps, too.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 29, 2001 at 11:28:37 (PDT)

Working on Saturday sucks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 29, 2001 at 11:38:37 (PDT)

Here's the type of asshole I encounter WAY too often on eBay. He won my old computer with 6 hours left in the auction, then didn't contact me for six fucking days:

Hi there... I'm here...

Been in NY digging at WTC, please forgive. Yes, I'm a Fireman...(-:

I do want the system...
Do you take paypal?
Send me an invoice if you do...

My ship to is:
John Peterson
(address withheld)
Redondo Beach, CA 90277

Thanks,
john


I notice the Redondo Beach Fire Department are having a parade in honor of FDNY today, but NOWHERE does it say anything about flying any of its firefighters 3000 miles to NY and back.

I HATE LIARS!


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