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A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 01, 2000 at 13:52:42 (PDT)

ok... it's been blank way too long

MONKEY NUTS!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 01, 2000 at 14:34:15 (PDT)

do i even have to say it?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 01, 2000 at 14:34:55 (PDT)

ok.............MY NUTS!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Fred Frederick
on Friday, September 01, 2000 at 20:31:37 (PDT)

Doc;

Sorry about Dolly!

About your encounter with a "chick(?)" with Down Syndrome. I think it's Downs Syndrome - unless you mean Down there - know what I mean - for $50 Syndrome!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 02, 2000 at 11:38:47 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yeah, you're right, it's Downs Syndrome, and I hesitate to tell the stupid story because it happened at the Flamingo Hilton, which is where we are probably staying for RakeFest, but here goes:

I was playing nickel slots at the Flamingo and doing pretty well. I noticed, out of the corner of my eye, some chick walking up and playing the machine next to mine. As time passed, I noticed she was spending more time staring at me than playing the machine. Finally, after a pretty good jackpot, I looked over at her. She had Downs Syndrome and was smiling at me with that awful Cabbage Patch face.

I exchanged my nickels for quarters and got the hell out of there and over to the quarter machines.

The End. I told you it was stupid.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 02, 2000 at 14:07:04 (PDT)

*WAP*


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 02, 2000 at 16:21:25 (PDT)

I'm still alive... and I think I am gonna take my lame website live in the next couple of days... stay tuned for all the entertaining details.

On an unrelated note, Ghost Dog - The Way of the Samurai is one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. Excellent movie for the herbally enhanced, if you get my meaning.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 14:46:52 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Are you strong enough to view the hideous food nightmares referenced above?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 15:49:13 (PDT)

hello

:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 18:48:29 (PDT)

Hello Looooona!! I was just thinking of you. Did you get a hard drive? What do you need? Email me and let me know.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 20:15:21 (PDT)

I broke down and bought a new pc...whoo hoooo! Thanks gal :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 03, 2000 at 23:58:39 (PDT)

Luna!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now things can get hard at her house once again.

Did I say anything about nuts?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 04, 2000 at 06:15:32 (PDT)

Yea, the crap on the dishes in the sink :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 04, 2000 at 12:36:09 (PDT)

all this talk about nuts, i just dont know about you people


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 04, 2000 at 18:22:12 (PDT)

Hint from EJ: When the crap on your dishes in the sink turns blue and green it's time to wash. Save this blue/green material and make your own penicillan. This economical move can save you hundreds in doctors bills.

Black market penicillian is always good for fun and profit too. Those extra dollars from a small project in the kitchen can buy you better hard things in the future.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 05, 2000 at 05:51:12 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.


If you'll just leave the dishes in the sink long enough, eventually they'll fuse together and you can lift em out in one piece. Trust me:o)

I celebrated my 37th birthday yesterday by pulling my own tooth. All you chippers who run to the dentist every time you need an extraction are just gripless. By gawd, in my day...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, September 05, 2000 at 19:36:06 (PDT)

Hey gang,

Billy and I (mostly Billy) are developing an all new Churn, written in ASP. It looks like amishrakefight.org will be changing webhosts soon to one that gives us a shitload of bandwidth, more than 6 times the bandwidth we are currently allocated. Billy has been itching to rewrite the Churn in ASP for some time, and I am happy to accomodate him.

We'll probably be keeping the current background and most of the visual elements, but we have an opportunity to make changes and add new features to the new Churn.

One new feature will be a "review" page where you can look at your post and make any needed changes BEFORE it gets written to the Churn.

Anyway, WE NEED SUGGESTIONS for the new Churn. Maybe you've seen some neato things on someone else's BBS and went "Go-o-o-lleee! Ah shore dew wish we had us one o' them thar things on OUR Churn!" Or maybe you just hate having the latest posts on the bottom and not the top. Whatever. E-mail me and let me know.

I'll forward your Churnly suggestions to Billy, and we'll both have a good laugh. Ha! Seriously, we need user input in order for the new Churn to be truly bitchen. So let us hear from you. Thank you.



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 06, 2000 at 03:29:57 (PDT)

GOATS GOATS GOATS!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 06, 2000 at 08:52:03 (PDT)

I'd like to ask you all this as well... how many of you are using a browser (IE or Netscape)less than version 4.0? Mail me or Doc... thanks :o)

I second the motion for goats! perhaps some random goat porn in the preview page as an incentive to post? ;o)

BillyZ


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 07, 2000 at 00:14:52 (PDT)

Who know what the hell I am using for a browser I am still on this lame ass PC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Virgin goat sex and the live Doc and Sli visit cam should pull em in. Sex does it every time!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 07, 2000 at 09:29:21 (PDT)

okay the virgin goat thing and me and Doc are seperate issues right???? I mean I realize Im FROM Tennessee but that doesnt necessitate the need for barnyard animals. I think the neighbors in WA would get a little upset if I had goats and stuff running around. But I dont recall anything in the lease that said I couldnt have a penguin :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 08, 2000 at 01:23:24 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hopefully this will prevent the guy from breeding, thus sparing humanity another generation of idiots.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 09, 2000 at 13:59:22 (PDT)

Goats could be a wonderful addition to any visit! You could make cheve, have goat milk fights and send Luna goat milk fudge, not to be confused with fudge packing and have them (the goats not Doc) eat the hotel room bed spread. So many fun and usefull things no wonder why Luna loves goats!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 09, 2000 at 14:24:39 (PDT)

White Trash Iron Chef cook off!!!!!!!!!!!! Pale where do you find this stuff we laughed our asses of!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 09, 2000 at 22:44:39 (PDT)

Thank the Goddess you meant the goats, EJ...last time Doc ate a bedspread he was sick for days.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 10, 2000 at 18:48:19 (PDT)

I have given up!!!
I can not make an apple pie :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 11, 2000 at 00:25:19 (PDT)

you have much to learn young miss luna, there must be a hundred different varieties of pie I can't make
lift your game lass :)
(note my all new, as yet spam-free email addy)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, September 13, 2000 at 17:44:35 (PDT)

Apple pie is easy to make, just go to the store in the frozen section LOL


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 08:51:30 (PDT)

I'm sitting here, fighting with every ounce of caffeine I can muster trying to keep my eyes open, for I am at work and being paid to be here, as I spot my reflection in the ominous expanses of my computer monitor. Before I realized the futility of my motions, almost as a reflex, I attempted to highlight my reflection. Granted, this was dumb. However, that is not why I share this story with you, for I was perplexed. Not by why I had made such a vain attempt, but, truly, by what I would have done had I succeeded. I truly don't know. Free association suggested to me I would have hit delete. Yes, a perhaps morbid thought which I shall have to bring up in my next "session" but could I have deleted my reflection? Assuming, as ridiculous as it may sound to some of you, that I had succeeded in not only highlighting my reflection, but also in deleting it by simply hitting the delete key, would I then have be come a vampire? Is it possible to self impose a vampiric state by simply highlighting my reflection and deleting it? What if I had copied it? Could I paste it back into the screen next to the other one? If so, would then a copy of my physical self appear beside me? And if so, how much of me? Just the part of the reflection that I had highlighted or would it be a whole me? If a whole physical me appears that returns me to the question of deleting the reflection. Would I have deleted my physical self? If that were the case then, instead of deleting it, could I have cut it, sent it to another computer and pasted it there? Could this be a new mode of transportation? Quite efficient and cheap if you ask me. But how feasible?

hmmmm...

I think it's time for a vacation.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 08:53:21 (PDT)

Knock that shit off, and get back to work on the new Churn.

Jesus, it's hard to find good help these days.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 09:25:18 (PDT)

It didnt take him long...he copy and pasted it from somewhere else obviously, none of the traditional Stew family spelling errors. Then again, the whole vampire thing makes me think hes been eating hash brownies with Geffen again, and maybe expanding your mind includes spelling. I do however second his emotion on the vacation thing, I had the oddest dream about a penguin that plays slot machines, I hope there isnt anything freudian about that...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 11:02:11 (PDT)

Spell checkers are wonderfull things.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 14:28:15 (PDT)

"wonderfull" LMAO


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 14:55:12 (PDT)

see i wasn't using one then.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 16:36:45 (PDT)

Get back to work.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 18:24:58 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My scat poster is back. I have just given over that entire msg board to him til he expends his energy and ceases to produce nice, tight, little bolices of verbosity.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 22:29:22 (PDT)

Hey, I just got back from seeing The way of the gun, and it is a damn fine movie. you should all go see it now! I SAID NOW!!!!!
anyways, dont bring a pregnant lady to go see it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 14, 2000 at 23:03:43 (PDT)

i just got back from seeing a pregnant lady with a gun, dose that count?





hey oggi... mmmmmmmmmm pie


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 03:28:30 (PDT)

speaking of back to work, I'm staring a 60 hour week in the eyes right now :P


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 08:26:53 (PDT)

*reaches for a gun and heads for the frozen food section*


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 16:16:41 (PDT)

I was gonna go buy a pie...but I think I will wait :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 17:33:43 (PDT)

I think Billy has been hanging with those goth computer freaks way too long. Perhaps a change in wall paper from the Edger Allen Poe motif to something more up beat is in order.

A pie with a bullit.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 19:51:57 (PDT)

Damn....when did billy get so trippy?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 15, 2000 at 21:26:40 (PDT)

Happy Birthday to you....
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday Billy!!!!
The man who sniffed the glue!!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 18, 2000 at 07:16:19 (PDT)

thank ye shocky!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 18, 2000 at 18:54:04 (PDT)

Happy Birthday to you....
Happy Birthday to you...
Happy Birthday Niteraven!!!!
The other man who sniffed the glue!!!




A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 18, 2000 at 19:16:07 (PDT)

I got a new filling today to replace an old filling and it is one of those cool white ones to match your teeth so you can claim no fillings what so ever. I have a before and after picture just to remind me of why in the hell I would let some one stick a huge needle in my mouth and grind away on a tooth. Now all I need is dental bear to share with and I would be so happy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 21, 2000 at 16:24:51 (PDT)

I could make good money posing for dental 'before' shots, I must look into that
heh I never saw a single 60 hour week
now retrenched an stuff
I'm heading down the employment agency now to beat some beaurocrat to death with my dick
yes you heard me
to death
heheh


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 21, 2000 at 16:26:14 (PDT)

oh yeah, we're gettin married 21st October
hehe forgot
*Lord_FlashHeart ducks


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 23, 2000 at 08:21:57 (PDT)

~Here comes the bride
~All dressed in white
~Here comes the groom
~____________________<--fill in the blank


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 23, 2000 at 17:24:57 (PDT)

Congrats Lord best wishes Clawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to see wedding pictures!!!!!! Nudes if possibels perhaps some wedding night expose. Billy needs some new wall paper to cheer him up.

Best to you both!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 24, 2000 at 13:57:58 (PDT)

yeah nudes... lots of nudes
thank you


A Butter Patty from: ray1
on Sunday, September 24, 2000 at 17:35:38 (PDT)

npd ray goofy dens tabu jarol mero jago vago


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, September 24, 2000 at 19:49:42 (PDT)

wtf is that?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, September 25, 2000 at 16:39:20 (PDT)

heheh thanks guys :)
love ya'll :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, September 28, 2000 at 14:42:32 (PDT)

Does any one remember when it did not take 3 or 4 hours to set up new phone service? I did have to be blood typed and chained down to watch a movie on the phone company and you. Maybe the being tied up part was not as bad as I thought.Maybe it is the phone companies way of being friendly. Maybe I should love my friends at the phone company....... I think they did something to my all ready over wrought mind..... wait the phone is ringing....


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 29, 2000 at 13:07:33 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I am oh-so-comforted by the fact that all of you bizarre people are still here typing your brains out. I'm guessing that no one remembers me, but I was here (and there) back in the day. And then I left. Maybe I should tempt the fates (and my own obsessive/compulsive tendencies) and find you all on IRC again?

I mean, sleep is overrated, right?

And then again, maybe this time around I'll remember to go to sleep, and (consequently) end up going to work on time the next day, and NOT get almost-fired!!!

-John/Idiotboy/Askew


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 29, 2000 at 16:30:29 (PDT)

Hey John may be weekends would work with the sleep in factor. Yes I remember you, I just can't remember if it is a good thing or bad. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, September 30, 2000 at 16:09:39 (PDT)

Rakefest 2000
Wonder what everyone's doin...hmmmmmm


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 02, 2000 at 11:18:07 (PDT)

hmmmmmm...isnt it october?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 02, 2000 at 11:20:09 (PDT)

i guess sli must have borke doc or something


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 02, 2000 at 17:25:14 (PDT)

oh I bet she borked 'em alright!! :o)


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