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A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 18:29:01 (PDT)

Sorry for the Churn being down for the last couple of days.
Technical explanation: I got a new FTP client, and by default it was uploading files as Binary instead of Text. Doh!


A Butter Patty from: Doc again
on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 19:28:32 (PDT)

And just FYI, that fireman-wannabe I posted about at the end of last month did indeed turn out to be a lying deadbeat. He never paid.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 02, 2001 at 19:44:19 (PDT)

THIS IS WHAT I TRIED TO POST EARLIER :)

MY EMAIL SUCKS!!!!! If you wanna contact me via email...you will have to use looooooona@hotmail.com

*sigh*
I so loved luna2@rocketmail :/



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 02:08:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My neighbor is constantly slamming into the ground, its funny as hell, he gets so polluted and tries to act normal, and he almost pulls it off, until he takes a step.

Then he piles onto the ground on top of himself, hitting the ground in the most ungraceful ways.

He's knees are usually scabbed over, he's covered with nicks and bumps anyway from scuffling with his "stepson". At any given time, his back will have road rash, or his legs will be cut and bruised.

He often has open bleeding wounds on his elbows, cuz he's always stepping off trailer porches, into gravity nightmare freefalls, onto rusty nails, old lumber, and fucked up bricks laying everywhere.

At times he's actually brushed his open elbow wounds against MY skin:

ME: "don't touch me with that fucking open sore, dude!"

HIM: "what? that? [looks at elbow] that's nothing!"

ME: "DON'T TOUCH ME WITH IT!"

HIM: "oh, sorry, it doesn't hurt..."

It doesn't hurt? How about if I snap your drunk-ass neck, you fuckin' trailer FUCK?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 08:37:29 (PDT)

Here's the final letter from the lying asshole from eBay whose excuse for not contacting me for 6 days after the auction was that he was digging out bodies from WTC, despite the fact that the idiot is from Redondo Beach, CA:

Well, excuse me for having something more important to do except worry about
money and my bids on ebay... like digging dead bodies out of the rubble.
I was buying that for my son for school.
I'd like it if you still have it.
Thanks alot,
john


So, he's been home since Friday, but I guess he must have gone back to NY and dug more bodies out of the rubble yet again, because he's had four days to pay but never did. What a lying piece of shit.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 09:07:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sent: Wednesday, October 03, 2001 10:19 AM
To: popeye-x@popeye-x.com
Subject: i want to kill

My name is Jamie i live in Ecuador I want to kill my stepmother if you Know how can i do please send the recipe i can pay you if you want and if its work,
can you send me the recipe how to make extasi also

Syncerly

Jamie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 18:43:32 (PDT)

Don't you kill step mothers by: pushing them down a flight of stairs or pushing them in to an oven, that may be a wicked witch though but it can be used for step mothers.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 04:09:55 (PDT)

I'm a daddy :)
Siobhan Rose Every was born
5:44pm Au time on the 3rd of October
She weighed 8lb 7oz
Her and her mum are coming home tomorrow
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 06:25:01 (PDT)

wtg! alright Lordy! and I just heard the new Slayer!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 07:58:48 (PDT)

Gratz Lord n Clawd! can't wait to see pix of the newest Flasheart!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 08:40:31 (PDT)

Congrats Clawd and Flash!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 14:12:40 (PDT)

hey Clawdies, if you're not going to use the name, Wombat-X, I'm going to offer it to MiS^DeMeAnOr and Daelic, they're about to have a kid, too


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 15:41:29 (PDT)

Congrats to the new Mom and Dad and Happy Birthday to Ms. Siobhan Rose!!! Good sized baby.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 16:17:41 (PDT)

If the churn had been working this would have been posted...

Trick or Treat!!!

Pay no attention, its just some dumbass in a S}{0CK costume. I bet this thing could scare the hell outta anybody!

Sorry I've not been around lately. I moved a few months ago and haven't been able to get back in the Internet groove yet. That and its hard to get online when your roomie wants to use the phone and pays the phone bill.

Hope every one is doing well...

Oh, I almost forgot...

Top of the World Ma!!!

S}{0CK



And damnit, who broke the churn!?!? You've already filled my job of Churn breaker?!?

...end previous post

One last thought as well,
Congrats Flash and Clawd!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 19:27:12 (PDT)

mmmmmm
I bet Rose smells like a new baby.
*sniiiiiiiiif*

: )

Nothing better.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 05, 2001 at 03:24:05 (PDT)

Congrats Lord and Clawd!!! You will be wonderful parents :)

Great to see you are alive Scott! Are you still in Knoxville?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 05, 2001 at 22:16:51 (PDT)

Happy ba-aa-aa-day to SLi!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 06, 2001 at 08:28:37 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I used to write on all sorts of mismatched fucked up piles of torn out notebook paper, pieces of cardboard, shoebox tops, etc, using all kinds of fucked up pens that were constantly running out of ink, old pencils, etc, and I'd carry around this stack of what looked like garbage with scribbling all over it, [which can now be studied at great length at the above link]

today I found this about Mohammed, the guy who wrote the Koran [Qur'an]:

Writing of the Qur'an was no novelty, for the Prophet used to order that it be written down, but it was in separate pieces, on scraps of leather, shoulder blades and palm risp, and when (Abu Bakr) al-Siddiq ordered that it be copied from the (various) places to a common place, which was in the shape of sheets, these (materials) were found in the house of the Prophet in which the Qur'an was spread out, and he gathered it all together and tied it with a string so that nothing of it was lost.

Of course, my point is you should do like Tacki Fishkebob and worship Me.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 06, 2001 at 09:17:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Bday, SLi!!!!!!!!!!!

Allah illoh Popeye-im X-X-X-X-X

/me faces south and rubs his nads on the cold, hard frozen ground scootin along like an old labrador that can't quite get a good wipe the first time.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 06, 2001 at 15:47:43 (PDT)

Thank you boys... ya know that sheepy guy is such a damn stud. Maybe I can talk him into running off to the middle of the stinkin desert with me an indain chick and a retard.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 06, 2001 at 16:43:23 (PDT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLI GAL!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 06, 2001 at 21:50:10 (PDT)

/me huggle slurps Luna


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 08, 2001 at 09:12:29 (PDT)

/me wipes with bounty towels


A Butter Patty from: dq
on Monday, October 08, 2001 at 09:41:11 (PDT)

luna's the quicker picker upper!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 08, 2001 at 21:03:05 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Kharma is a bitch


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 21:20:12 (PDT)

http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47450,00.html



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 21:45:41 (PDT)

Ernie really needs to get Elmo and Oscar to do that intervention now...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 23:47:40 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

i think i may have found one of the best web sites ever... maybe not but still worth a look. happy b-day sli


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 12, 2001 at 21:21:45 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Here's a wartime campaign worthy of your support...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 12, 2001 at 21:57:51 (PDT)

Hey Pale! Happy Crowleymas!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 13, 2001 at 15:24:23 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I AM SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!! LOOK WHERE MY PUMPKIN PIE RECIPE IS!!!


A Butter Patty from: RpmQ
on Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 21:32:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

All your Base, Are belong to us!
(As always I'm a day late and a dollar short on everything). FOund this link too damn funny, and extremely 'Stamp-esque'.

FYI got married back in June (even wore me a kilt) and we are now expecting a baby (Due in March). I waste no time!!!

Enjoy.
<-- off like a dirty shirt


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 19, 2001 at 19:37:00 (PDT)

OMG!!!!

CONGRATS ROD :)


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, October 22, 2001 at 05:22:18 (PDT)

Robbie...can I set you up the bomb?

ha ha ha...you called him "Rod."

i finally found something worthwhile to dedicate the rest of my life to...take a look.

http://www.explodingdog.com/redrobot.html

wishing my name was Rod,
dave

p.s. (when you put all the letters together it spells HAMMURABI)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 22, 2001 at 17:36:09 (PDT)

Jeez Rob you worked that poor girl over good. Congrats on the little Rob or Robette do we get nude baby pictures?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 03:27:36 (PDT)

I think we have a picture of nude baby Rod, er Rob, somewhere...
We could compare.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 21:23:20 (PDT)

Hey... I refused to look at Rob's rod...but after this last weekend in Las Vegas I do have a pic of Sugar in the Raw (No johno that is NOT a typo)... lets just say we rented a cabana next to the adult pool at the Tropicana...the rest is history


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 03:23:49 (PDT)

concert in SA tonight

Megabolton is opening for Blackface Sabbath, an Al Jolson style metal group


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 13:00:50 (PDT)

..who will be performing their hit, "Iron Mammy".


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 25, 2001 at 21:34:52 (PDT)

and who could forget their tender suite of such classics as "War Pigs" "Carolina in the Morning" and "Sweet Leaf"
Once again fixing San Antonio and all of Texass for that matter with its rightful place on the cultural map of America.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 26, 2001 at 10:07:41 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

this is a must read, see link

The Koran: The Ten Tricky Verses
by Osama Bin Laden


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 26, 2001 at 13:13:07 (PDT)

Oh Sli we know you looked.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 04:07:27 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

News from nearby Frio County, Texas

3 deputies facing more than 30 counts of civil rights violations alleging they used their positions to commit crimes from pilfering weapons to burning down a mobile home [that's going TOO FAR!!!]

Other stolen property included tools, life vests, women's dresses, feed corn, ammunition, a turkey call, cellular phones, night vision equipment, house hold items, and railroad ties.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 28, 2001 at 21:21:00 (PST)

and lots of jerky


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 29, 2001 at 11:38:11 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

and ya'll thought Doc and I were just being pricks for hating Canadians....


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 29, 2001 at 16:25:03 (PST)

"This page was last updated on 12-16-97."

Goddam lazy Canadians.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 31, 2001 at 09:27:18 (PST)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN
BLESSED SAMHAIN
and for all you uptight Baptists who dont let your kids trick or treat "Happy Close Minded Right Wing Idiot Day"
So what is everyone going as for Halloween?
Richie is Dracula Chris is Frankenstein and Im going to be the (ex)Bride of Frankenstein which is what I am everyday... but at least I can tease my hair up tonight
Smooches all :)


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