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A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 03, 2000 at 15:49:33 (PDT)

ok... it's been blank way too long

Happy Belated Birthday Vinman!!




A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 03, 2000 at 16:36:16 (PDT)

Soon the pool will be all mine...bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

PS how was Vegas?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 03, 2000 at 21:39:26 (PDT)

RakeFest was wonderful! Witness mongo's picture below: It just doesn't get any better.



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 03, 2000 at 22:08:20 (PDT)

Ya know...there are countless times now that I have seen that pic, and it's still funny as hell. Unfortunately, none of us had the cams ready when Mongo actually caught one of the slippery mountain sheep...ummmm on second thought maybe "unfortunately" isn't the right wording. But yes RakeFest was a blast and I even got to bring home a penguin.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 03:55:24 (PDT)

I noticed the picture was titled "mongosheep2". Just how many pictures did you guys end up with Mongo and sheep?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 04:53:44 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

*ahem*

SLi? um.....do you have something for me?

*tugs on sleeve*

You promised...*pouty face*

oxoxoxox



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 16:55:47 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

After enduring years of less than desirable gigs, I finally landed a full-time "house" job... I am now officially the sound engineer for the San Diego Symphony. I feel so damn cultural now!

Also, welcome back to all the lucky RakeFest attendees... I'll see ya in the barn.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 04, 2000 at 21:02:34 (PDT)

Happy Birthday Miss Sli!!!

I bet we can guess when you were conceived.



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 05, 2000 at 12:08:53 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Replies to recent posts:

SLi: Happy Birthday!

Angela: None of your business.

Mugtoe: We tried, but he wouldn't get naked for the camera.

Pale: Way to go! But, do you have to mic each instrument and use a 100-channel sound board?

Shock: If the article is right, and if I remember the story correctly, then it would have been New Year's Eve with Frank Zappa sitting in the next room.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 05, 2000 at 18:09:10 (PDT)

More Replies:

Doc: Thank You Honey!

Angela: I have the negatives, Ill send them

Mugtoe: we honestly tried

Pale: Do you have to keep a lil bottle of Grey Poupon at your desk now?

And Re Doc and Shock: I was conceived the day after Christmas (yeah I was late) and Im still waiting for my father to PROVE Frank was there.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 05, 2000 at 20:03:09 (PDT)

dambit.. it figgure.. a day late and a dollar short... but anywho...

Habby B-day Slister!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 06, 2000 at 14:47:11 (PDT)

Response to Doc's Response:

Thanks for the encouragement. And so far I don't have the 100-imput console... since symphony types mostly seem to fear PA systems, my main function will be to "mix" and record each performance for posterity, and then produce CDs, DATs, etc. for the conductor and other assorted musical types. And next week I get to go mix the orchestra at the Miramar Naval Air Show, so I get to compete with 175dB jet planes. Should make for an interesting experience.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 06, 2000 at 15:08:48 (PDT)

Ah, so it's more a Recording Engineer gig than a PA gig.

The air show job should be funny... get your levels all set, then a flyby pegs every meter. Wheeeee!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 06, 2000 at 18:43:05 (PDT)

ohhh culture and jets now there is a job one can talk about around the caviar tray for years to come. Congrats Pale!

Happy b-day Sli!!! I always screw up birthdays. XOXOXOXOXOX Happy birthday hugs and kisses. We will have to send Doc pictures of that for his b-day.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 07, 2000 at 05:21:34 (PDT)

Happy Belated Birthday Sli*****


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 07, 2000 at 07:21:03 (PDT)

Ya'll are so sweet...thanks :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 07, 2000 at 15:35:22 (PDT)



HAPPY BELATED B/DAY SLI!!!!!!!!!!!

/me prays for the mountain sheep!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 20:33:33 (PDT)

As of Friday, October 06, 2000, my C++ teacher has decreed that anyone caught looking at Joe Cartoon during class will be given a zero for the current assignment.

College classes have gone deeper into Hell because of that. But, there's always StickDeath.

Ah well. I shoulda tried to go to RakeFest...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 22:05:09 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Birthday, SLi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna pout about the pics. I swear to Geezus, I'm gonna pout.

I gotta real life religious nut at my board, but I think I drove him off too quick. I made a pic of JC that alternates to a cockpic when you do a mouseover, and I think it was a bit much for him. I stuck it on his post. I love this clunky, fisher-price editing program I got. Makes me feel like a genius.:o)

Y'all go on about yer bizness. I'll be okay. You guys just don't know how to talk someone outta their pantalones. Shoulda had me there. Anyone can sell; few can close.

oxoxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 08, 2000 at 22:06:45 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

link I gave last time was fubar. sowwy. :o(

I fick it now. I go now. House all clean. I go to store to get lambchop and bread for boy.

oxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 17:16:49 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Turkie NAZI and the Better Business Bureau

Well, it looks like the lying Bolton SLUT strikes again!

I just got a "BBB Reply Form" to fill out from my local Better Business Bureau concerning a "complaint from a customer". And who is this customer?

Ms. Terrie Neilson
103 Big Chief
Bourbonnais, IL, 60914
boltonrules@webtv.net
815-939-9061

(Yep, they gave me the exact address and the phone number)

COMPLAINT INFORMATION

Complaint #: 7320

Kurt Otto's business, Otto Industries, is connected to his other material, called the Toiletside Reader. It is there I have the problem. I have tried several times to contact him in regards to harassing material placed on his Toiletside Reader site (which he does link his Otto industries to). In response, he has further harassed me, and showed signs of cyberstalking me, as well as post fraudulent material about myself and my friends. I am unable to effectively access his Otto Industries site, which includes mp3's - in order to investigate the possibility I have become part of the material he merchandises through Otto Industries. I would like that looked into, for legal purposes.

Sincerely, Terrie Neilson
(referred to in his Toiletside Reader as both my name and "Turkie Nazi".)

Settlement Explanation:
Deletion of ALL material pertaining to myself and my friends, up to and including the site that began this, "Don't Talk To Me About Ugly", http://www.popeye-x.com/uglytalk.htm and the threat on singer Michael Bolton's life (on a site called "The Anti Popeye-X Fan Club"). All these tie together to Otto Industries by way of it owner, Kurt Otto.

WHAT A LYING BITCH!!!

You dumb-ass Donkey Lady!
Lying isn't going to work!

Coming VERY soon, the latest rhythmic treasure from Otto Industries, (a recording studio, you stupid cunt), where Popeye-X will get "back in this motherfucker!", featuring a hot new track in the style of Tupac Shakur, enumerating the pimp prowess of Popeye-X, and his favorite "ho's", Turkie and Tacki. This track WILL NOT be merchandised, instead, it will be distributed FREE on the Internet.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 22:35:30 (PDT)

even tho revenge is fun, and i would like to hear that song, when cops are involved, its best not to provoke the other party. on the other hand bolton sucks fatty moose cock.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 22:38:47 (PDT)

I found this a bit interesting.

English Class
Talk about the differences between men and women! This assignment was
actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca (last name
deleted) and Gary (last name deleted).

This was the assignment:

English 44A SMU Creative Writing Prof. Miller In-class Assignment for
Wednesday

Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The
process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his
or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a
short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another
paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a third paragraph,
and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written each time
to keep the story coherent. The story is over when both agree a conclusion
has been reached.

This is what Rebecca and Gary wrote:

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off
Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too
much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the
question.

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now
in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the
neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had
spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he
said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign
of resistance so far." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam
flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The
jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the
cockpit.

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one
last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever
had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless
hostilities toward the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law
Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper
one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared
out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly
and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from
her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why
must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

Little did she know, but she has less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of
miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its
lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the
Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through Congress had left Earth a
defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to
destroy the human race. Within 2 hours after the passage of the treaty, the
Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to
pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly
initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the
atmosphere unimpeded. The president, in his top-secret mobile submarine
headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the
inconceivably massive explosion that vaporized Laurie and 85 million other
Americans. The president slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't
allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!"
he hollered.

This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing
partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.

Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered, tedious, neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium.

Asshole.

Bitch.

The end.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 00:28:23 (PDT)

one word popeye,
valium


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 12:32:42 (PDT)

hey pinky that was the funniest thing i've ever read. i loved it , it realy moved me.(he he)that dude had the right idea. if you see him in class tell him badham gives him two hooves up.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 10:21:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The TT's always send me into a spamming frenzy. You'll have to forgive my enthusiasm, this is too much fun.

This is what I wrote in the Better Business Bureau Reply Form, this is what people will read when they see the 2 sides of the "complaint":

I. D. - Otto Industries
Complaintant: Terrie Neilson

She is not my "customer". She is a jilted lover, out to get revenge, in other words, she's yankin' your chain.

By: Kurt Otto
Title: honcho
Company: Otto Industries
Date: 10-11-00

This will be ON FILE at the Better Business Bureau in case anybody wants to 'check up' on me.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 17:20:12 (PDT)

After many dealings with the BBB as of late I can tell you they will mail your response to Terrie and then put it on file. Which really means they will stick it up their BBB butts and then pull it out when it really stinks to toss in the old round file.

Won't that just chap Terrie the jilted lovers ass. Wahoooo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 21:18:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I find out tomorrow if I can leave TX or not. I go before the judge and let her decide whether I get to go where it's cold for a while. I love Texas, but this is somethin I gotta do. I'm scared shitless about this. Hope she's in a good mood tomorrow.

oxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from: chris
on Saturday, October 14, 2000 at 20:07:14 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

WAZZZZZUUUUUUUPPPPP


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 15:59:25 (PDT)

Tomorrow the pool will be all mine........yes!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Syst-M
on Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 19:46:57 (PDT)

I have checked out your site and am very interested in checking out your channel but I got on DALnet and could'nt find any channel called #Amish_Rake_Fight and was wondering what I was doing wrong or if I need to use a speciic DALnet server to connect to you. Thanks for any info.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 22:27:47 (PDT)

There has been a lot of talk in Australian media about the need for Australians to apologise to the Aboriginal people, those who watched the closing ceremonies of the olympics would have seen the propaganda T-Shirts worn by many enterainers there, labeled simply "sorry".
Easy to be sorry when you are a fat ass rich musician.
Here's what the rest of us think...

An Australian Apology to the Australian Aboriginal Population

We apologize for giving you doctors a free medical care, which allows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.
We apologize for helping you to read and teaching you the English language and thus opening up the entirety of European civilization, thought and enterprise.
We feel we must apologize for building hundreds of homes for you, gratis, which you have vandalized and destroyed.
We apologize for giving you law and order, which has prevented you from slaughtering the unfortunate for food and other purposes.
We apologize for developing large farms and properties, which today feed your people, where before you had the benefits of living off the land and starving through droughts.
We apologize for providing you with warm and clean clothing made of fabrics to replace the animal skins you used before.
We apologize for building roads and rail between cities and building cars that you no longer have to walk over harsh terrain.
We apologize for paying off your vehicle loans when you fail to keep up with the installments.
We apologize for giving free travel, anywhere, whenever you wish to travel.
We apologize for giving each and every member of your family $100 and free travel to attend an Aboriginal funeral, regardless of your relationship with the deceased.
We apologize for not charging you rent on any lands for which non-aboriginal community members have to pay.
We apologize for giving you interest free loans.
We apologize for developing oil wells and mineral mines, including gold and diamond mines, which you never used and had no idea of their value.
We apologize for developing Ayers rock (oops sorry again· Ullaru) and Kakadu, and handing them over to you so that you can get 100% of the tourism dollars.
We apologize for allowing taxpayers money to be paid to the wedding of your daughters ($8000 per daughter)
We apologize for giving you $1.7 billion per year for your 250,000 people, which is approximately $48,000 per year to every man, woman and child.
We apologize for working hard to pay the taxes that finance your welfare, medical, education, etc., to the tune of $1.2 billion each year.
We apologize for having to verify the above figures with the Aboriginal affairs department. Also for the trouble that you will have identifying the ÎUncle Tomsâ in your community who are pocketing every cent of this money and leaving you in squalor and poverty, for that we really do apologize.
We beg humbly for your forgiveness for all the above crimes against you and eagerly await the day when we can take back all these transgressions and you are free once again to enjoy the paradise of living in the outback.
We are ready when you are.

Sincerely,
The Australian Taxpayer



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 02:20:14 (PDT)

Bitter, party of one, your table is now ready...



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 03:32:44 (PDT)

actually clawd is part aboriginal
it's just to see a great country sink


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 12:51:39 (PDT)

............................that fucking ruled


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 15:46:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I want an apology from the descendants of the yankee soldier who stole a ham from my great-great-grandma during Reconstruction. She walloped him pretty good with a piece of firewood, but he maintained possession of said meat. My family suffered greatly as a result, and I am now a compulsive overeater as a consequence of this trauma.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 16:16:32 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

This excerpt was posted at the Anti Popeye-X Fan Club by a frighteningly intelligent blonde bombshell, in response to a wack-ass post by Turkie Nazi:

Ignorance is a cancer upon the world; if your perceptions are so shallow that you think PPX thinks women are CUNTS, then you completely have no basis to even make comment. The only females that read that into it ARE ignorant cunts. Why the defense otherwise? And so, herein lies the genius of the PPX ministry: only ignorant assholes are verbally assaulted by PPX just being himself-having fun. The insult only became yours when you recognized yourself. The truth of PPX, in this context, is simply the catalyst put in water so we can see whose been lying 'bout pissing in the pool! What's obscene here is the grotesqueness of your own self image!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 17:14:42 (PDT)

ah...its all so clear to me now


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 19:06:24 (PDT)

Like I say here Lord..they lost the fucking war!!!!!!!!!....Pale you have been in show biz way too long and have gotten all PC on us.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 20:08:06 (PDT)

Maybe Pale's an Aborigine.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 16, 2000 at 21:55:06 (PDT)

is that a diggerydoo he was puffing on that nite on ivisit?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 00:54:02 (PDT)

beffy your HOT!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 18:31:43 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

San Antonio has a new Big Pervert Of The Moment!

Who is it? Popeye-X? HELL, NO!!!

None other than local news anchorman, Gerry Grant, BUSTED at a local hotel, in possesion of FELONY child porn, sold to him by undersover cops. That's $100,000 bond and 10 years in Texas prison, all for possesion of photos of children, ages 6-11, having sex with adults.

Turkie and Tacki take note: This is a REAL pervert. I'm sure both of you would have snitched to HIM about Popeye-X , he looked so nice, he spoke in such a normal, polite manner. He was our darling anchorman on Channel 12. And the cops say he's been living a double life. They've been onto him for a while.

Observe, he's not the swaggering braggart, daring you to bust him, like PPX. PPX is not afraid of being busted for something he hasn't done. The typical characteristic of the pervert is the OPPOSITE of PPX, i. e. very socially upstanding, putting on a perfect act for all the SUCKERS who cling to NORMAL like our lives depended on it.

What are you gonna do when they find out Michael Bolton has been plookin' little kids for years?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 19:37:35 (PDT)

Hey Alice... tell Richard I am so sorry that the Bengals suck again this year :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 19:54:25 (PDT)

ewwww


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 22:18:38 (PDT)

kiddie porn is nast


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 18:00:57 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'd like to see presidential debates where Jim Lehrer is a scratchin' DJ, and the candidates are MC's with cordless mics, having a rhyme fight! Wouldn't THAT be fuckin' great? Whoever rhymes the best, with the biggest boasts, gets to be president.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 21:03:55 (PDT)

PPX FOR PRESIDENT!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 22:44:55 (PDT)

theres a thing like that at atomfilms.com i think it's called capitol ill.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 17:32:24 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Georgie W, with clock around his neck and a sideways hat on, throwin' up Republican gang signs...

Vee Pee Al Gee, wearing a leather Tupac Shakur bulletproof vest, holding out two fingers towards Georgie, like its an automatic pistol...

Jim Leher on twin Technics 1200's, droppin' in samples of the News Hour theme, and Hail To The Chief, plus a little RUN-DMC...



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 18:01:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

LOOK WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday,October 20, 2000 at 16:31:27 (PDT)
You should look at this webpage.

Hey gang! My pic of the "Mountain Sheep" sign made the front page of ilovebacon.com!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 20, 2000 at 22:38:53 (PDT)

Im sooooo proud!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 22:32:09 (PDT)

Heya guys just a note to say we're now officially Lord & Lady_FlashHeart :) as if most of ya'll didn't know by now hehe
anyways HUGS :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 14:10:09 (PDT)

I think the next rakefest should be an aborigine hunt, they would look great mounted and stuffed on the front lawn : )


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 18:13:31 (PDT)

Sounds good to me. There is always a lot of mounting and stuffing at RakeFest.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 22, 2000 at 20:47:28 (PDT)

~~it is the season churn churn churn~~


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 23, 2000 at 04:57:32 (PDT)

thought I'd hurl this in here...



damn I hope this works


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 23, 2000 at 04:59:33 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ok it beats me how it got the size and all right but can't put the pic up...
the above link should be groovy
sorry for the mess


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 23, 2000 at 05:05:53 (PDT)

so you were saying this new churn would allow us to check out churns out before they are posted permanantly?
*Lord_FlashHeart anticipates
lets face it it's raise my apparant IQ by at least 30 points... mabye even reaching 100


A Butter Patty from: al cypert
on Monday, October 23, 2000 at 22:57:31 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

hi all my name is al. i found this sight by typing amish rakefight into my search engine.if you go to my crappy unupdated webpage you'll see that our last cd was called "amish are coming". we wanted to call this one Amish Rakefight! when i found this page it totally tripped me out. anyway would anyone here object to me using that title?and i'd also like to know if i could put your logo somewhere on it? it is an independant release not connected with any labels at all. i promise i'm not a thief and we had this title before finding your page.thanks for listening.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 17:40:14 (PDT)

I dunno, that one's really up to Doc and the others who made the page. But if credit is given where it is due, and maybe a free Cd *wink wink*, im sure we could work things out


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 21:06:17 (PDT)

Does your band suck? Come on you know if it does! When you say "THIS IS AN ORIGIONAL OSH KOSH WISCONSON!" do people cringe? If it is so, than no.. If you guys rock, than send up some mp3 links, its your only hope without serious repercussions : ) Hell even if you suck send us some mp3 links I would love to hear em! : )


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 21:44:51 (PDT)

yes yes we love to tell shitty bands how much they suck. just think,you came in here and put up one post but if you suck real bad we'll be talking about you for a long time.(squeak squeak) thats the sound of me and oggi in our rocking chairs as old men."heh remember that band dang blamit heh" oggi "yeah hehe they sucked heh" badham "heh .....yeah" oggi


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 24, 2000 at 23:12:38 (PDT)

What should I be for halloween?
i have no idea so far and need help


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 04:59:05 (PDT)

Ahhhhhh HUMP day and need a single sheep to be found....WOAH is me....oh and HELLO everyone:)

Now back to your regular scheduled programs....


FitzieGhostOfChristmasPast


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 05:41:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey!

There's an awesome band from Oshkosh called Hell On Earth. WI is also the home of Defacto Oppression, EFIL, Asinine Solution, Inflicted, and the legendary Antisocial Behavior (the Gods of Rock). There are many others too numerous to list here - though I'm not above simply filling space to see myself type rather than do any work on the clock.

I'm not sure what my point is. I'll drink more coffee and get back to you on it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 08:15:34 (PDT)

Wow 2 churns from me in one Month:) I just read what I typed up above NEED=NOT :) Just typing the word SHEEP got me so excited:) I shall also drink more coffee, now back once again to your regular scheduled programs....

GhostOfChristmasPresent

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 11:28:08 (PDT)

pinKy, you should be an angel, you got the wings...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 15:49:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Holy shit, another pic from RakeFest gets on ilovebacon.com! This one features the lovely Mongo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 17:05:53 (PDT)

Mongo, you're a star!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 20:09:20 (PDT)

man this is our biggest brush with fame since some potentially crap band offered to steal the site name for free.
wtg you barn erecting crazy ordnung!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, October 25, 2000 at 21:03:48 (PDT)

So I was just visiting and wanted 2 say hello 2 all. I am working away on my last yr in school in Phila and expect a visit from everyone as soon as possible. What about an Amish Thanksgiving in the City of Brotherly Love????


A Butter Patty from:
onThursday, October 26, 2000 at 05:58:18 (PDT)

LFH... lmao!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 14:06:55 (PDT)

Did anyone else see that drive by Mayte?!
I am glad you are still alive and well. Maybe next time you could leave an email addy?

Will there be stuffing?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 14:39:23 (PDT)

BETA TESTERS NEEDED FOR THE NEW CHURN!

Hi kids,
We need y'all to go to http://63.93.45.179/churn/ and leave a post... preferably something with some HTML in it if you can. Billy wants to "stress test" it before we go live with it, which should be very soon!

Thanks,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 16:23:40 (PDT)

Stress Test my ass, I broke the damn thing!!!




A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 18:28:41 (PDT)

what's HTML?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 20:40:07 (PDT)

Okay... sorry all... Shock broke the new Churn. It will probably be months before we have it working again. Remember to thank him.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, October 26, 2000 at 21:18:46 (PDT)

FRACCY
(and all the rest of u)
email is grdhistory@hotmail.com
:)
muchlove


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 09:19:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

a month my ass... it's fixed ya bastard! :o) have at it again people.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 09:47:16 (PDT)

I was just trying to make everyone mad at Shock. heh.

Shock, do your post again. Let's see if Billy REALLY fixed it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 10:15:23 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bust that sucker, Shocky! Do like Rick Flair and hit it with a chair!

Fact: Popeye-X learned most of his "fancy" HTML from studying howShock gets that lil' smiley face to be on the right. Remember the bloodsoaked gnome pic from a few months back? I couldn't have done it without what I learned from dissecting the HTML of Shockster's posts. I KNOW you can come up with something that will shut the test site DOWN! Go for it, bubba, PPX is rootin' for you 1000%!


A Butter Patty from:
onFriday, October 27, 2000 at 12:40:04 (PDT)
I like the old churn better. You can do HTML a lot easier.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 13:09:34 (PDT)

No you can't, it's exactly the same. In fact, Billy is trying to make it BETTER by making it more break-proof than the current Churn, which gets broken like every month or two, and then I have to go in and troubleshoot the code and fix it using Telnet. Ugh!

Click "(FIRST-TIME POSTERS CLICK HERE)" above for basic HTML tips. I am probably going to take away the HTML tutorial part of that page after we switch over to the new Churn.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 14:13:23 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yes, I too am now among the Amish Elite who have had photos published on ilovebacon.com!


A Butter Patty from: gennie
on Friday, October 27, 2000 at 14:59:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I awake from my slumber...or something clever like that. I had to show a friend this place, I am supposed to be "working" right now, but looking at crazy websites is a lot more interesting then tracking some damn book for a customer in York, England. Where despite popular belief they do not speak English, they speak a garbled drunken tongue called, pkghtu,madng (maybe it was welsh) wooo I love online bookstores! I shall return to civilization someday.
Gennie (gizel)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 11:38:07 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

my bands web site is up woohoo check it out and tell me how much it rocks


A Butter Patty from: onecoolbastard
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 11:39:45 (PDT)

wow bad that site is cool


A Butter Patty from: abunchofhotchicks
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 11:40:49 (PDT)

oh wow badham your wicked fucking pissah


A Butter Patty from: whore
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 11:47:44 (PDT)

oh bad after seeing you on that site im all horned up. i need it, do me, oh yeah


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 14:07:59 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Think you're really "talented"? Think you're really "hot" onstage?

Lemme tell ya 'bout DUANE THE BLIND GUY

he's from Austin, he's blind, he's a... uh... musician

he plays bass incredibly

and guitar fantastically

and drums unbelievably

and keyboards as good as me, or Badham (and that's "hot" believe me)

and he also is a "human sampler"

he uses his voice to sing samples... all kinds... acoustic drums, electro disco drums, horns, orch hits, voices, guitar chanks, bass dives, etc.

he also makes DJ scratchin' noizes when he INHALES!

somebody give me 2 pencils, I wanna be like Duane The Blind Guy


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 16:18:11 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

In case you were wondering, I have spent the last week being held against my will by the evil of a hot tub!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 20:59:43 (PDT)

And I quote:
{Luna} Hot tubs are evil



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 15:02:51 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Think you're "talented"? Think you can write some "funny shit"?

Lemme tell ya 'bout MUGTOE, THE CRAZIEST SUMBITCH I KNOW

better yet, let HIM tell ya...

http://www.spreadeagleranch.com/william.htm

lmgdmfsobao


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 15:06:39 (PST)

Luna, Richard is not sad about the Bengals as he has been and always will be a Raiders fan...go figure their uniforms suck big time!!!

I have moved, the pool is all mine now and we can hit Sli up for good Chritmas prezzies due to the nice check she should have received by now. Let see, I want.......

Back to unpacking. Any one want to come by and hang curtains?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 15:31:46 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hi, Alice! Nice to see you. I'll be delighted to hang curtains for you.

But that's not why I'm here....

Think you're a "rapper"? Think you can "bust a rhyme"?

Lemme tell ya 'bout MUG-T.O.E.

Better yet, go see for yourself!

http://www.spreadeagleranch.com/_mug1/000000d8.htm

The cat is a stone cold rhyme genius.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, October 29, 2000 at 17:30:43 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I may be somewhat aggravatin

With all my plays at Johno's ass

But in spite of his anticipatin

I just ain't gonna cum to pass.


Cuz Mugtoe's heart has done been sold

To some delicious redhead Yankee

And when I return from the Northern cold

I'll head for southern TX, thankee.


Cuz in that sunny, southern clime

Where folks exhibit dark complection

There lives a fool who knows good rhyme

And I'll be needin a mota connection!


oxoxox



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 30, 2000 at 13:37:48 (PST)

Badham, I was just looking at your web page. It is nice to see you are giving Ann Landers a run for her money. That is way too funny. I will be sure to send any distraught ladies your way.

frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, October 30, 2000 at 15:48:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

PISSAH!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 02:26:03 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

check out our wedding pics you scurvy dawgs


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 02:27:35 (PST)

doh,
I really gotta test billy's churn
no doubt I'm the fool that makes 'foolproof' a lie


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 04:10:16 (PST)

Great pics you guys. Congrats!!

I even learned something new. I never would have guessed that Elders in the Mormon church could have names like "Gangsta" and "Romper Stomper".

frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 06:15:39 (PST)

Happy Halloween!

(doh, and who lurks all night in chan? sorry guys)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 13:12:35 (PST)

Trick-Or-Treat

:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, October 31, 2000 at 17:27:40 (PST)

heh thaks fraccy
I guess the nicknames are the inverse bikers with nicknames like "Mother" etc etc


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