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A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 07:50:43 (PST)

I've always wanted to be first to post a churn so hope this works:)

Ok back to your regular scheduled programs:)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 10:25:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

FUCK!!!! i missed it again


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 10:55:46 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

If its any consolation, at the turn of this century, Doc said, "Hey, PPX, you wanna be the first poster on the Churn in this century? It just turned over..." I said, "Nah, screw it." I LET Hempec have it, and now we are pretty good friends. So let that be a lesson to the "young lions" on this board. Its not so much who WINS, its more down to who is the COOLEST, and I'm sorry to report, that's gotta be ME.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 17:05:19 (PST)

*clearing throat*


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:27:42 (PST)

LOL, well unfortunately, a lot has depended on when Doc (that's me) gets around to actually changing the Churn over each month. I rarely remember to do it right at midnight at the end of the month, since midnight is part of my drinkin' hours.

However, if Billy ever gets the new Churn fully de-bugged and gets done adding all the new features I keep demanding, it will be done automatically. In fact, that part of the new Churn (now in development) already seems to work perfectly.

And congratulations to Shock, who is now an official member of the Churn Development Team thanks to his uncanny ability to break the new Churn despite Billy's ongoing efforts to make it break-proof.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 01, 2000 at 18:39:01 (PST)

/me takes a bow.

Does this mean I get to put this on my resume now?

Oh, almost forgot,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
FITZIE!!





A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 10:46:08 (PST)

{{{{{SHOCK the NEW CEO of the CHURN}}}}}}

Thanx Scott:) I spent my birthday at the Olive Garden drinking WINE and eating some kinda Italian Dish<---still don't remember her name /snd rimshot. Ok back to your regular scheduled programs.

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 14:43:42 (PST)

Happy Birthday Mikey!!!!!!!!!!
You think you would be tired of Italian after Godfathers...


A Butter Patty from: Sherkhan
on Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 14:54:31 (PST)

Luna - Thanks for your concern over the sad state of the Bengals. While I have sympathy for the plight of ALL tigers, I, since the age of about 6, have been a Raiders fan. The Raiders are currently 7-1, so shed no tears until they collapse around playoff time. By then it should be cold as a witch's SubZero refridgerator back where you are. Feel free to come visit us in the land of sun and warmth. We can go drink Margaritas and eat Mexican food. They even have places here where the indiginous peoples will dress in colorful costumes of their native land and come up to your table and interrupt your meal while they play trumpets right next to your head and wail in Spanish as they strum these giant, crudely constructed guitars. When you are drunk it is pretty cool.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 17:44:34 (PST)

Woo hoo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 19:39:02 (PST)

MY MY MY look at all the posts and it's barely November. There is some Prince reference here, but I can't remember - any help fraccy????


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 03, 2000 at 07:20:47 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yes look at all the posts! It's a loverly site!

But not a one on the new churn except for good ol shocky! It's gonna be your new home my friends. I want to make it the best I can for you all. I invite you all (especialy you pop-eye and I appologize for our previous missunderstanding) to please come on over and post away! Don't worry about making incohernt or goofy posts (you should see some of shock's tests ;o) ) We would just like to get everyone's opinions suggestions, constructive criticisim, credit card numbers.. etc. errr yea. :o)..

you know... i miss you folks... I really wish i could get in the barn a little more often.

Hope to see you all soon.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 15:44:00 (PST)

Well Billy when you are all pussy whiped it is hard to get any where these days.... Place sound effect here .....


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 16:25:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

JUVENILE DELINQUENT COMPUTER DORKS

I met these 16 year old dungeons & dragons guys

they were talkin' 'bout werewolves & demons & role-playing games

telling me all these rules about smart guys, fast guys, and big guys

its a fantasy to those guys, but popeye-x's crew in real life is the same thing

I tell them, look, in real life, when you're anticipating a fight

you plan ahead by packin'

cops always do that

if you're gonna pack at all, you might as well be like the real guys and pack at least 3

your main piece, a backup, and your secret backup

they said, ok, you just tell the Game Master you have a concealed weapon in your right pocket

I say, you don't understand

the whole point is nobody knows but you

that's what its all about

I also tried to help them realize

the main rule is

ALWAYS CHEAT

its unfair, but if you're going to shoot someone dead

treating them unfairly is minor by comparison

I said, you go ahead and be a werewolf or a vampire

but I wanna be a seemingly benign looking handyman type

what you don't realize is I've got a machinegun in my lunchbox

they mentioned Merlin, what kind of wizard he is, etc.

I said, Actually, merlin is just a wino who eats out of a dumpster behind Shoney's

"If he's such a wizard, why is he eating out of a Shoney's dumpster?"

I said, "You've just answered your own question."

Anyway, I fucked with their heads and used Toiletside Reader URL's to "explain" what I was saying

pretty soon, DarkFox87 ("I'm 16 and proud of it") and his boys are crawlin' thru my site like termites

quoting things like, "Hey, Little Kid, I wanna fuck your mommy..."

and "I just caulked my whole house with cattle wormer, what should I do?"

I've finally found my ideal audience

juvenile delinquent computer dorks

they are noticing "subtleties" nobody but me knows about

them: Are you from America?

me: No, I'm from Texas.

(they find this wildly amusing)

them: Do you hate America?

me: No, I hate Americans. They are unworthy of America.

them: Are you an atheist?

me: No, but I hate Christians. Thank God for Jesus, that's the only way you can shut them up. Its a miracle!

them: You love Jesus?

me: Yes, He wasn't a Christian.

and so on...

my infantile sense of humor appeals to these retarded pixie pinheads

they think "I knocked him cold by slamming the dumpster door on his head" is a really hip surprise ending

the "Maximoto, Intestine Tag Team Sumo Wrestler" story is their favorite page

me: I wrote that before your parents were born, (1973), back when I was crazy

naturally, they became my disciples, DarkFox87 requested and received a copy of the 4 hour log,

he wants to use it for referrence material in an upcoming Yahoo Chat Fight with Christians.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 18:18:19 (PST)

Mayte, Im sorry to say I cant think of any Prince song with a November reference. However, next month we can sing, "U only love when your soul remembers We all come from the same December" Im not really sure what that means, but you know Im there for you if you need a singing partner.
frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 06, 2000 at 08:53:46 (PST)

^---was kissed by Mary Huff


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 06, 2000 at 19:00:59 (PST)

ppx, youve found more people to confuse!
the youung teen RPG dorks are wonderful to screw with. I know some of my friends used to be in that stage. ask them if they like White Wolf


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 06, 2000 at 22:11:47 (PST)

we're not sure who mary huff is luna, but put us down for the full length video.

I think Guns n Roses sang something about November till the world deleted them in the most significant reality check of the 90's.

Any more news from that potentially crap band wanting to "use the name they already thought of but thought they'd better clear it here 1st" ???


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 08:26:28 (PST)

you can whip me with a pussy any time you like!!!

beat me... spank me... call me a monkey!!!


;o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 10:35:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yes, Lord Flash. I called them up posing as a music attorney demanding they change their band from:
Amish_Rake_Fight to Swiss_Army_Chainsaw for one year, or until Johno comes, then my new INFOMANIA line of kinky office supplies will arrive, and then they change their name to whatever...
how about The Green Fudge Packers?

haha, a real SA meskin in here said:

Pinche Nortenos

hahahahaha lmao (translation for the tex-mex-icly challenged)

yankees......


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 17:21:21 (PST)

all you old ppl have to go vote today if your in the united states


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 18:19:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Mary Huff is only the greatest gal bass player EVER!

*SIGH*


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 22:15:15 (PST)

oh yeah how did that election thingy go?

lemme guess... america lost


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 23:33:26 (PST)

Good guess.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 08, 2000 at 12:59:10 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

yes but we lost for jesus


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 08, 2000 at 14:14:21 (PST)

Amen


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 08, 2000 at 16:54:06 (PST)

As of now DalNet reads my puter as a clone. When I stop getting canned replys from them I will be able to chat once again. I do not even have to be beaten with a monkey or a pussey and have no other excuses.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 09, 2000 at 18:48:59 (PST)

once again I am using this forum 2 leave a eulogy - my apologies if i bore anyone

I thought you might need to know the latest developments regarding my cat BG. He has been doing so well - playful and active. Yesterday I let him outside in the afternoon, just as I usually do, but he disappeared. Another friend and I scoured the neighborhood for most of the evening calling him, but no luck.

As u can imagine I was very upset and unable to sleep - I even left the back door open all night. He never came home. I got up this morning and put fliers all over the neighborhood (remember that nasty green paper I used for the book drive we had?? I used that and boy did it show up!) I also called the humane society, but he had not been turned in. U can imagine how depressed I was all day when I heard nothing.

After my evening class I received numerous phone msgs with conflicting info - one that he was dead, another that someone had taken him in. 2 make the long story short - I went out 2 find his body, got a call on my return that he was at a vets and possibly dying. They said I had 2 hurry and take him 2 another vet emergency room right away. Flying thru Phila traffic was a nightmare - but I made it.

About 8 people (vet people) stood around this table and she says be prepared, he is very weak, suffering from hypothermia, and unable to respond. I walked slowly 2ward the table where I saw a cat resembling more LG than BG and I said Hey buddy and started making my cat noises. The poor cat made his special meow and tried 2 stand up and then fell over --- 4 or 5 of them started crying and one said that is the first response he has made since he came in.

I rushed him 2 the emergency room and waited from 9pm until midnight - he has now stabilized, but he has no use of his back legs. What a flashback this was - only worse. I am waiting 4 the vet 2 call now and let me know xray results, etc. The other kitties r very sad and seem tense. I cannot imagine ever having kids at this point. I am physically ill.

They asked if I just wanted 2 put him 2 sleep, given the possible cost - already 850 dollars 2night. I thought it premature and wanted 2 know exactly what was wrong. They said it was not a car accident - but possibly his pelvis has separated from his spinal cord. From the evidence I think he jumped up somewhere, got stuck, and since he has no claws left on any of his feet, may have struggled for hours 2 get loose, with an already damaged pelvis (maybe he got hung up or stuck trying 2 jump somewhere) and because he was out all night, got hypothermia and managed 2 drag himself 2 the sidewalk where he was found.

I will have him put 2 sleep if he cannot walk. His little brother learned 2 live with his affliction; BG could not stand it. He is too proud, too independent, 2 accept such a horrible fate. At first I felt guilty - but then I realized - I want cats dogs kids 2 have freedom and this is just one of the consequences of my convictions - and my conviction stands. I cannot reign in my animals, I can only try 2 keep them safe and loved. I am sorry that this has happened, but I always bang the catfood can and he comes --he just didn't come this time.
______
About 2 hours after I wrote this, the xrays came back and he had multiple fractures of the pelvis, loss of some motor functions, cardio and neuro problems....etc. He was put to sleep today and leaves behind a little brother (LG), an adopted sister (Grendel), and a brokenhearted human mom. We miss him.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 09, 2000 at 19:15:28 (PST)

So sorry about the kitty, Mayte. :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 09, 2000 at 19:44:34 (PST)

Sorry miss mayte...


A Butter Patty from:
onFriday, November 10, 2000 at 04:19:58 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

(tears)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 10, 2000 at 15:00:54 (PST)

Sorry about the loss of your kitty.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 10, 2000 at 22:49:06 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

check out this new part of my site and add some stuff ok? thanks


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 01:22:08 (PST)

awwww
i sorry about your cat
im having pet problems too
My teo rats are starting to kill each other and got into a really bad fight
there was alot of blood on thier cage
if my borther didn't find them, one of them would have been killed
my mom is forcing me to get rid of them now, but im going to try to give one to a friend b/c i cant give up both
if he wont take one, then i dont know what to do


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 01:23:21 (PST)

oh boy I'm bad at typing fast.
sorry for the bad spelling


A Butter Patty from: The Big Bad Wolffe
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 05:50:26 (PST)

I'm SURE this post won't last. I used to be a friend of Sli's when she and Doc were getting closer to being together. She shunned me, dropped me in the cold without a clue. But I don't harbor any bad feelings, just curious to see if She ever moved to be with him, as he appeared to make her very happy.

My best wishes to all concerned....
~James~


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 07:55:17 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Poor Georgie W., saw him on TV, the lil' monkey is exhausted. Stealing an election is hard work. Those votes are tricklin' in. He has to put up with the mathematical side of things. What is he gonna say when it turns out he LOST? OMG, no fair!!!

His daddy has a degree in "Read My Lips" from Electoral College, and the old guy has him all set up to rule, and then these goddamn dingbat bitches from Florida have the nerve to try and vote twice!

Who are all these assholes who don't want Georgie? Mere people. It may be their votes, but its HIS election! Buzz off, old bitties! JEB said Florida was Georgie's, that oughta be enough!

It is soooo tiring the way these OLD people can't punch the right hole. If you can't pass the ballot puzzle, you shouldn't be allowed to ruin Georgie's election. Its like the Super Bowl, the game is over! No instant replay ref calls!

And to all you "young" people on this board... Georgie W. just wants to send you a thumbs up, keep on "partying" and chasing your "poontang", whatever you do, don't ever stop your preoccupation with "entertainment" and start PAYING ATTENTION and THINKING, because then you'll start voting... and that would totally RUIN Georgie W.'s election plans.

I checked the returns in every state. Not one person voted for PPX, except one solitary lonely vote in Bexar County, Texas. (Notice the "x's" in the middle? Hint. Hint.)

I said Vote PPX, Or Die!!!

I meant every word.

And note to Mr. Big Bad Wolfe... get in line, you hick-ass horndoggie! Talk to Johno if you wanna whine about "the one who got away". Go to Stinkbait College, study American Poontang 101, get your "smooth" on, THEN come back, and show all the foxey ladies who NOT to fuck.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 08:55:24 (PST)

?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 13:34:45 (PST)

Ezra, is that you?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 14:54:56 (PST)

lmao


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 16:18:46 (PST)

Holy shit... and someday when I write my autobiography they wont believe me and put it in Fiction I swear!
No...James isnt Ezzie... James is merely one of those bizarre people that seem to gravitate toward me and like I do with stray animals I tolerate them until they piss on the carpet and then they are asked to leave.
James and his g/f (whose name I can't remember) do still have several of my video tapes they borrowed... I miss Rocky Horror the most of all...the good news is that I have (with the help of a good surgeon and attorney) managed to have the "weirdo" magnet removed from my ass and thank Ninja Master Jeet Kun Doh for his shunning technique, its done wonders. Of course James inability to get a job and keep his phone turned on turned out to be problematic when calling to invite him and whats her name to go do stuff and I simply havent refreshed my merit badge in smoke signals...I gotta get around to that someday.
In reply to "The one that got away" comment... as flattering as it is that Kurt seems to think all men on the planet are as inamoured of me as he is (*wink*) that was simply not the case here. Big Bad was a "buddy" and the boys seemed to like him, I think it had something to do with his ability to relate to them on a peer mental level.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 19:13:20 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey... I see a forehead, I bounce a rock off of it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 20:30:45 (PST)

Oh My God!?!?!

Soemone killed the other churn!!

I'm going to kill that fucker cause he/she took my freakin job!!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, November 11, 2000 at 21:28:17 (PST)

Um,

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, November 12, 2000 at 13:06:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

so....ah..did james piss on your carpet?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 13, 2000 at 19:10:54 (PST)

This one goes in the "You know your getting old" Column...

Phone Rings.... Phone Rings...

S}{0CK: Hello?

Caller: Yes sir, I'm calling because one of your family members recently bought a diamond for $2000 and the check bounced. They put you down for a reference for the diamond and we needed to...

S}{0CK: Excuse me?

Caller: Yes, a family member of yours bought a diamond and the check bounced and...

S}{0CK: And what am I suppose to do about that?

Caller: Well, since its your family member..

S}{0CK: I'm not responsible for my famliy members, so what do you want from me?

Caller: well, er, sir, this is a prank call.

S}{0CK: No shit sherlock.

{CLICK}

S}{0CK checks his caller ID and dials.

Caller: Hello?

S}{0CK: Yes, I'm calling about that diamond my family member bought.

Caller: Excuse me?

S}{0CK: Yeah, I wanted to know about that diamond, did you squeeze it out of your ass, or did you like being called on your bluff?

{CLICK}

Damn, I love being old.



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 13, 2000 at 19:25:16 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Some anagrams for "Amish Rake Fight":

A freakish might.
I am the shark fig.
I fake high smart.
I make high farts.
I'm this freak hag.
Market if as high.
Ah! this grim fake.
Hi! shake grim fat.
Am high it freaks.
I make harsh gift.
A fat, grim sheikh.
I'm a thighs freak.
His fake, grim hat.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 17:48:04 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Cowboysexuals

If you wake up one day, and overnight you have become neck deep in the Bush family's lust for power, don't take it too seriously, at least not until you've digested a few episodes of Bonanza. See the robust manner in which the Cartwrights uphold honesty & decency with their swashbuckling homosexual bravado. They're a joke. Its scary to think that show used to be the standard of Dad's prime time TV watching. But you see, its NOT really scary, just idiotic. There's no reason to fear Dad's sanity, he's just a fucking asshole, so what else is new? The Cartwrights couldn't fuck up the Ponderosa, and the Bush's won't be able to fuck up America. Its just another gang of rowdy cowboysexuals, drinking beers, and beating the snot out of each other.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 12:20:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

badham is now on mp3.com so go by there and check it out. lots of mp3's of yours truly in all of his fucked up ways of porkdom


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 15:21:26 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

SUPER GREG!!!!
NUMBER ONE!!!
(maybe number 2. cant forget about ppx)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 16:20:47 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

lmao, alright, pinKy, that's my girl

who says the youth of today are out of their minds?

they seem a lot more sane to me than some of these "Super Bowl mentality" Bush and Gore supporters who care nothing about the little nobodies (like you & me)

without the fresh perspective of youth, all us old fogeys would die in our confused, hate-filled misery...

I just fired my 40+ guitar guy, and got a "post-Slayer" generation, 27 year old guitarist, Aaron Meloccaro. He plays a BRUTAL 7 string rhythm guitar thru a Carvin Pro 500 bass amp, (no interest in "lead" whatsoever), its like a 2 gram shot of biker crank to the aorta for my sound. No more editing out lounge lizard bullshit! (fucking 13th chords and jazz scales, BAH!)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 21:23:37 (PST)

yeah I want a presidential candidate that can show me how to beat that freaking ranch owner so I can get to ride the horse in 'The Ledgend of Zelda: ocarina of time' for the N64
be about the most useful politician in history if they could


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 15, 2000 at 23:18:16 (PST)

hehe here's a pic we found of PPX when he wakes up in the morning



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 00:04:20 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

give the wombat his chocolate milk


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 07:22:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just in time for Thanksgiving...
A recipe for two traditional Amish desserts.
And who said the CNN website wasnt handy?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 09:44:30 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Are you ladies tired of messing around with the losers in thatworthless, shiftless IRC crowd you been hangin' with? I think I found a guy who can help you get your life together, plus, he's kind cute! Not as cute as me, of course, but hey, I hear he's really nice to his pet gerbil, "Terminator".

I saw him on Maury, he was "handling" some really out of control teenage girls, so he's good with children (always a plus, I hear he cooks, too, well, he LOOKS like he might).

His name is Mad Dog. He seems like a really cool dude. He even has his OWN website with his OWN domain name. (Not as cool as popeye-x, but that's no reason to condemn the man.)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 13:47:14 (PST)

I am thinking of becoming a psychic.. what do you all think?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 14:40:24 (PST)

If you don't already know, then you're not going to make much of a psychic.

However, you could follow the Popeye-X path and become a psychotic.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 15:49:03 (PST)

i want to put a pic up on the churn but im not sure how!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 16, 2000 at 18:35:04 (PST)

I dont think I need to say anything else




A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 17, 2000 at 00:34:27 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

do you want to see a pic of me and my mini me?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 17, 2000 at 11:04:18 (PST)

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!

hahahaha.. we'll things are busy, but I still stop by and read. Im married now. So I guess that makes me old too.. Gla to see all of you still kicking, and not dead from Alcohol poisoning, amish friendship bread, or one too many rake shots to the head.

Anyway, Im in and out. If I ever get insomnia, and am up late at night, ill swing by the room, and say "Howdy Ho"

Hanging out in the Tampa Bay Area..

Ehcin


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, November 19, 2000 at 07:12:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

PPX is a Crack Gnome

PINKUBUSsent me a thing written by one of her friends. I though I would "fuck it up" and send it back. While I was writing, OTHER words started appearing, edited in with mine [in brackets below]. At first I thought, am I THAT high? Ah, the joys of Virtual Ignorance! Here's the original author's sarcastic "real end of the story", followed by PPX's "real life version" of the same thing.

James's dreams came true and he became an almost godlike Lv.55 Mage/Paladin and defeated the horrible vampire-witch of the spooky forest (if you have ever seen The Wuzzles* you know how spooky they are).

PPX comment: (wipes tear) ...sniff... his... dreams came true? (sobs) I'm so happy!.. (moans)

[in particulary scorable poses] <---wtf? PPX didn't write that part

...it says he became an almost "godlike Lv.55 Mage/Paladin"... WHOA... almost? ...oooo (chills)... but look! he defeated the horrible vampire-witch of the spooky forest... ARRRRRGGGHH (PPX: whimpers and crouches in a ball, peeking out from behind rows and rows of empty happy meal boxes) ...brushes debris from tattered clothing...

[everybodyrolling on thr floor hvaing] <---wtf? PPX didn't write that part

PPX fast forwards the whole scene and its roles 25 years, so James is OLD like PPX, and here's what our chronoplasmic star reporter sees...

PPX: Well, don'tcha just know it!

(screaming brats run by fighting over toys and shooting blue fireballs out of a WD40 can being lit with a Bic by a 6 year old scrawny frecklefaced PYROMANIAC named "Marty")

(a woman's screaming, growling voice shrieks from inside a trashed out trailer home.... all of a sudden..)

IT walks out...

(curlers in her hair, cigarettte in mouth dangling long ash, beer can in one hand, crack pipe in the other, tattoo of barbed wire across her wrists, and she bellows)

"MARTY!.. MARTY!... ALRIGHT, MISTER, GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE AND PICK UP THESE POWER RANGERS!

PPX: I can hardly believe what I'm seeing here, but if this is how real life turns out, this rpg might save millions and billions of Wizards and Warthogs and Crack Gnomes from the fate of James, who actually ended up MARRIED to none other than...

Horrible Vampire Witch of Spooky Forest, Mobile Home Villiage, trailer #87, Row B.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 20, 2000 at 07:02:20 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Me and my girl named Bimbo Limbo Spam.

Do you know that until November of the year 2000 I had never listened to Capt Beefheart? I should have heard this 25 years ago. I would have liked it then. I love it now. How could I not have heard it for this long? I knew it was there. I spoke of it as if I was familiar with it. Go figger.

There's a tale brewin up somewhere in my bowels, and I'm bout to puke it up like warm beer with a cigarette butt floatin in it on Saturday morning.

oxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 20, 2000 at 20:15:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The sun come up like a big bald head...etc

check the link ---> Its that time again!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 13:39:12 (PST)

I just checked out PPX's link to "Mad Dog." Reminds me of all the bullshit presentations that I was forced to endure in high school. I still remember the Power Team, Xtian bodybuilder assholes who tried to demonstrate the loving mercy of Jesus by grunting loudly while performing such spiritual acts as tearing phonebooks in half and popping hot water bottles with their holy lung power. This was a PUBLIC school, remember, not some sad cave-dwelling religious school.
We were also forced to endure a pathetic standup comic, whose illogical "anti-drug" message was loudly ridiculed by the students... and when he started talking about Jesus, at least half of the students started laughing and walked out.
As a wise man once said, "the kids are all right."


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 13:47:17 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I forgot to post the link to the "incredible" power team. I think it would be really funny to try to dupe these guys into performing at a bachelor party full of drunken lechers.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 19:48:18 (PST)

X-Authentication-Warning: dragonlair.dal.net: k-line owned process doing -bs
Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 07:18:07 -0800 (PST)
From: DALnet K-line Registry
To: easterjbunny@earthlink.net
Subject: Re: still a problem never the less
MIME-Version: 1.0



It could have been another temporary ban. I can assure you that as I
write this email, there are no akills on sprintbbd.net at all.

Let us know if it happens again.

curve
Kline Team

--
The DALnet K-line Registry

On Wed, 8 Nov 2000 easterjbunny@mail.earthlink.net wrote:

> >There are no bans on your domain at the present time.
> >
> >--
> >The DALnet K-line Registry
> >
> >On Mon, 6 Nov 2000 easterjbunny@mail.earthlink.net wrote:
> >
> >> Howdy,
> >>
> >> I am using a net worked broadband wireless system and can not sign on to
> >> dalnet. This is the message I receive: *** ERROR Closing Link:
> >> cpe-66-1-35-129.az.sprintbbd.net ([CLONES] Clones Are Prohibited On DALnet
> >> Contact Kline@dal.net For Further Info [AKILL ID:964843831K-a] (2000/11/06
> >> 20.29))
> >>
> >> So what is up? What do I do? Any help would be appreciated.
> >>
> >>
> >
>
> Dear Dal Net Guys:
>
> This is what I get when trying to sign on to the server although you claim
> to have no bans at present time I can not sign on.
>
> -*NickServ*- Your nick will be changed in 60 seconds if you do not comply.
> *** You have been rejected by stats.dal.net ( stats.dal.net (User has been
> banned from DALnet ([CLONES] Clones Are Prohibited On DALnet Contact
> Kline@dal.net For Further Info)) )
> *** ERROR Closing Link: cpe-66-1-35-129.az.sprintbbd.net AliceinW (Killed
> (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([CLONES] Clones Are
> Prohibited On DALnet Contact Kline@dal.net For Further Info))))
> lineone.uk.eu.dal.net is closing the connection
> Connection with opus.bc.ca.dal.net closed
>
> and again:
>
> *** You have been Autokilled.
> *** You are not welcome on this network.
> *** Autokilled for [CLONES] Clones Are Prohibited On DALnet Contact
> Kline@dal.net For Further Info [AKILL ID:964843831K-a] (2000/11/08 23.14)
> *** Your hostmask is AliceinW!WhiteRabbi@cpe-66-1-35-129.az.sprintbbd.net
> *** For more information, please mail kline@dal.net and include everything
> shown here.
> *** ERROR Closing Link: cpe-66-1-35-129.az.sprintbbd.net ([CLONES] Clones
> Are Prohibited On DALnet Contact Kline@dal.net For Further Info [AKILL
> ID:964843831K-a] (2000/11/08 23.14))
> spider.dal.net is closing the connection
> Connection with spider.dal.net closed
>
> So there is a problem with using my networked wireless connection and
> Dalnet. Any help would be appreciated. I have my own IP even though
> networked. What is up?
>
Well when the geek boys pull the big gulps out of their collective asses perhasps then I can stop by the barn again. Am still not able to get on Dal net even though having no trouble else where. I am trying the tack of explaining perhaps a clone and nan are differnt. Think it will work?
>


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 19:54:42 (PST)

PPX...Gore is a sore loser! You can pull the Cliton bullshit of lying and making your own laws for a long time, I just want the democratic justice of making laws work my way only and always to get away with breaking the law. Also to keep people waiting while I was being serviced.

Can Gore just go home to the state that didn't even vote for him and finish rapping his ranch of natural resorses. Please there are two side to every story and even a third, I voted for the third guy and he is not asking for recounts and inturpetations of voter intention.

Sore losers and whinney men make me tired.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 20:15:27 (PST)

Once again luna...

I refuse to look at your link until I get my very own pie. And I don't mean poontang, but that would be nice.



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 21, 2000 at 21:32:04 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just out of curiosity who the fuck was the "third" guy??? nine people ran for president and depending on where you live the "third" guy varied, but after reading that diatribe Im betting Buchanan.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 10:44:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sore loser? I think he's a sore WINNER. MORE Americans wanted Gore than Bush, that's an undisputed fact. You think the Bush brothers are GOVERNORS where they are because one likes oranges and the other likes guacamole? Personally I could care less about Gore, that's the truth. Its BUSH I hate. I hated the dad, I hate the son. You people aren't old enough to even grasp what's going on. You think its a big "hurrah for OUR side" thing. Its NOT. PPX don't give a fuck about the Super Bowl, OK? PPX only cares about PPX. When I saw Big Bush on TV with a kilo of crack pitching the American people on the idea of using the military to solve the drug problem, I said "That's the LAST STRAW." (which was supposed to be used for snorting, not breaking the camel's back) Its not a matter of politics. Its down to SANITY. You want Bush. YOU GOT HIM!
I'm not the "I told you so" type, so when it really starts to show, I'm not going to rub it in.
Please don't align me with Democrats just because I'm TOTALLY against Bush.
Also, please don't align me with Democrats just because I think Clinton is the greatest president of my lifetime. It has nothing to do with all you children's WEAK concept of politics, it has everything to do with the great leader getting caught for getting his dick sucked by a groupie on 9 occasions while at work. You can't convince me that's not the coolest president ever, so don't even try.
BTW, FUCK GEORGE BUSH..... FOREVER!!!!
Popeye-X has declared ETERNAL war against that ventriloquist dummy bastard asshole and his whole cocaine and alcohol befuddled regime. I'll argue with ANYBODY who's stupid enough to disagree. Its common knowledge here in Texas that lil' Georgie was in a cocaine situation where the local cops shuttled him out the back door before the shit hit the fan. And that motherfucker hypocrite lying SOB dad of his was actually trying to convince us we ought to go door to door with TROOPS to "solve the drug problem". If that doesn't scare you, you don't know JACK SHIT about politics, or the Third Reich. Its not a football game! Pull your heads out of your butts! Its not Bush's election, its OURS! Fuck Jeb. Jeb Bush assured Georgie FLA was his. How did he know? If the vote was so close, how could someone named "Jeb" possibly know that? WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SKUNK! You Americans got fucked, and all you can do is say POOR LOSER?
I said Vote PPX, Or Die!!
I meant every fucking word. Now its YOUR fault.
(PPX washes his hands and lights up a big fat joint.)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 10:58:14 (PST)

I was too scared to vote. Of the three realistic choices, those being gore, bush and PPX. I felt honest fear for my life no matter which one were to be elected. So therefore I could not vote. It would have been like choosing your executioner. ;o)

BillyZ wants YOU to rape him in the ass and beat him dead!

now there's a political slogan.

that or i'm just tired.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 14:07:18 (PST)

Was there an election or something?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 17:24:56 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 19:17:35 (PST)

Remember don't blame is Floridians up North it's the damn dumbass Southern Floridians that don't know what the hell they are doing:)

Oh and everyone have a Great SpanksGiving!!!!!!!!!!


Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 22, 2000 at 19:19:43 (PST)

Ok blame us Northern Floridians for not proof reading what he writes:)

IS = US

GO ME!!!!!

GO FSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

How about those Gators Larry? :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 20:21:50 (PST)

I found a picture of fitzie!!! I'd though I'd share it with you guys...








Fitz with Friend





A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 20:32:10 (PST)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 23, 2000 at 23:53:07 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

More wisdom from the enemy of intelligence and coherence, not to mention liberty.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, November 24, 2000 at 06:40:52 (PST)

WOOHOO!!!!! 30 more shoplifting days till Christmas!!!!!!!!

I SWEAR by the State of Florida I was ONLY helping that Sheep over the fence:)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
onMonday, November 27, 2000 at 17:27:02 (PST)

No, it was Nader. Ahh Clinton the only thing he managed to do was get his wife elected as senator for not blowing out of the white house when he got a blown. Clinton is a crook not to say a lot of politicains are crooks as a matter of fact I think all of them are. Clinton has his hands dirty and his pants around his ankles and we can use the big consprisy theroy to cover it all up. Clinton is a lame ass hole and no I am not a republican either. I think the system is sick and it needs help but I tell you I would not live any where else in the world except a nice island in the south pacific with my own fucking government and lots to drink. If ya want to smoke some you can bring it along to PPX.

Oh did I mention all men have to be nude all the time. It's my island.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 27, 2000 at 19:30:58 (PST)

I gotta argue with ya on your siphilus induced diatribe Popeye. Here are our choices.
I gotta go for the guy who wants to kill everyone on death row in prison, give americans more guns, and had the balls to admit that he tooted and drank too much rather than "I did not snort, I just sniffed and it all fell out" or some horeshit like that.
My alternative is a commie buddhist check cashing, tree hugging, whining, freedom taking, inventor of the internet who if I was meeting in some summit, would give him a wedgie and dunk his head in the toilet cause for some strange reason you would prolly get away with it.
Yeah they both suck, and I hear what you are saying about Bush, but buying a pound of coke is not in the constitution and certain freedoms are. Look at the Gonzalas case, all kinds of other total fuck ups during this 8 years. I dont want big government and I hope someday there is a third party that will address what I want, but to let either side stay in control too long lets stuff get way out of control. Both sides want to take away different stuff and I hate and dispise them both.
If republicans stay in too long all movies will be rated G and we will have PBS replaced by 700 club, illegal search and seizures on whoever disagrees.
If the democrats are in too long, we will not be able to put a pool in our own backyard cause a fern is growing there, all movies will have to be 90 percent black lesbian transvestites (who are the new hot minority group) to have "diversity", PBS will be replaced by E! and illegal search and seizures on whoever disagrees.
So, In conclusion is my rebuttle that we need both sides, the lying stinking scum trash that is in now that the world sees as a joke will be replaced by a new fresh leader who will end up lying stinking scumtrash in 4 to 8 years. But like the yin and the yang, they balance each other out and it is truly time for the Dems to go.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, November 27, 2000 at 23:15:50 (PST)

"In religion and politics people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
-Mark Twain


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 09:26:29 (PST)

Hands BillyZ a vibrating butt plug and a paddle.


Some things in life do not come free.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 15:31:16 (PST)

I want to live on Alice's Island.
Can I bring my Erik?
for a job,you can put me in charge of photography


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 15:43:57 (PST)

Oggie, put your drink down and get your ass home. You are embarrassing me.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 23:38:01 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

are we gunna be tested on this?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 03:47:54 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

WooHoo! Badham Coffee Mugs!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, November 29, 2000 at 15:07:33 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

hey frac, isn't that the coolset fucking thing you've ever seen?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, November 30, 2000 at 19:01:09 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

They let me go today. I'm a free man. I don't know what to say.


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