May '97

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A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 04, 1997 at 21:08:45 (PDT)

Oh cool, I get to post first? Okay.
So, I'm at the Mariners' game today. I go out to piss out a coupla-three Kingbeers and then I hit the souvenirs. The boy wants a pennant. I pick one out and tell the concessionnaire to gimme one of those. Girl behind me says in mock anger, "That better not be the last one of those!" I check her out, drop dead gorgeous, maybe 22 with a hint of Latino and long, black hair. "But it's for my son" I plead, mockingly. The concessionnaire kindly explains that even if they WERE out of them, there are 10 more souvenir stands just like this one. I go on and buy a $20 T-shirt also. At this point, the girl says, "Could you use another child?" This causes me to stop and look directly at her. Jesus, she is gorgeous. "I've already been to college", she says (U of WA is in Seattle, no cheap college that). As I turn to leave, I say, "If only the wife would approve." She and her friend giggle as I walk away.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 05, 1997 at 11:48:43 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

BACK! Had a fine weekend, chums...went to see my beloved Nottingham Forest get relegated (talking about PROPER football here), which was a pisser...but any yanks wanting to to experience true Englishness must go and see a game of footy...it's one of the last places in the world where a man can shout "WANKERRRRR!" and and "YOU'RE SHIT - ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!" without fear of being looked at in a funny way.
Also, Britain won the Eurovision Song Contest (a wonderous yearly display of naff songs usually called 'Bing Bang Bong' or 'Diggy Loo Diggy Ley' that goes on for 3 hours where all the different countries get their chance to display any and all petty rivalries - Greece always votes for Cyprus and vice versa, France never vote for us etc)! Oh, country of mine! Even though it was sung by Katrina & The Waves and the songwriter is Australian. Oh yeah, and I had my first ever heart-to-heart conversation with our sister until 5 in the morning, even though we necked a bottle of Captain Morgan between us and consequently when I woke up I couldn't remember a damn thing of what we said to each other. Sigh.
Anyway, catch y'all sometime soon.

Nishlord
PS. And btw...knifey, no offence meant...my sincerest apologies. If it's any consolation, the pay's shite, and my boss looks like an even fatter version of Jay Sherman, he's got a ponytail, and I have to sit in his car while he leers at women and tries to start fights with taxi drivers whilst listening to Dark Side Of The Moon for the 853rd time.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 05, 1997 at 15:58:18 (PDT)

Sorry Doc. It was me at the concession stand. Didn't mean to knock your socks off. hahahahaha ;)
I'm such a tease.
lisa


A Butter Patty from: (k)nifegirl
on Tuesday, May 06, 1997 at 12:21:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

No offense taken, Nish. I was in a crap mood to start. Y'know . . . I could probably arrange a little employer-type accident for a reasonable price. Just something to keep in mind.


Bleeding from the mouth,

Michelle


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 08, 1997 at 23:53:17 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dear Posey....and, Rob too, look at this link.


A Butter Patty from: Fitzie
on Friday, May 09, 1997 at 16:41:12 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dear Posey...and Rob....Ive got your LINK right here swinging in the Florida Wind:)


A Butter Patty from: Rob
on Friday, May 09, 1997 at 18:45:01 (PDT)

Damn doc.. Was she naked?

Thanx for the dosha dictionary frac!

-r


A Butter Patty from: Rob
on Saturday, May 10, 1997 at 20:39:05 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

hmm... ok apparantly theres some bug in win95 and win nt.. useres can crash yer system from irc.. i dunno if its for real or not.. but some of the irc cops are going ballistic with messages.. check the link above to learn how to fix it.. or view the info below..
(I took it from the site)

Windows 95 and Windows NT both have a serious bug involving Internet connections.Any user anywhere can cause your computer to reset or lock up. Here is the fix.

The simple fix for Windows 95:

Shut down your computer by picking 'Close all programs and restart in MS-DOS mode'
When your dos prompt comes, type the following:

ren \windows\system\vnetbios.vxd \windows\system\vnetbios.old

Reset your computer.

You will get a message every time you boot your PC saying that a file is missing,
check back here in a few hours for the fix to that.

The simple fix for Windows NT:
1. Go into Control Panel -> Network -> Bindings Tab

2. Drop down the list for 'Show Bindings for:" and select "all adapters".

3. Find the WAN Wrapper that says "Remote Access WAN Wrapper"

4. Expand it so you see WINS Client(TCP/IP)

5. Select the WINS Client(TCP/IP) and click the DIsable button.

6. Reboot the system.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 11, 1997 at 14:56:14 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha! Serves you right for not having a Mac, innit?
Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: Joey, Jo-jo JR. Shabadoo!
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 03:51:56 (PDT)

Well...I have visited many times now to the ARF and guess I should expose myself to you all. I grew up near a small ocean town and thought I was a BADASS punker. Grew up and toned things down a bit because I no longer have enough $ to look hip. I am a X-Generation X'er, fisherman, cannabis sateva taken, rooten tooten gunfighter with a wife and kid. 23-DARK brown hare and Olive-white skinned inwardly insane, outwardly polite and flirty, sub genii! Prais,"BOB"! I would like to say that I am not a IRC looser but only visit the ARF. Of-course-I didn't mean to insult the IRC loosers that are out there. OOP's. I have alienated everyone now. Crap! I enjoy the Squirlnut Zippers and twin peaks! (D.L.fan!) I can turn my tounge upsidedown. I have 2 cats and am still not gey! How bout that?

I supose that is it. Now when you see XERXES or XerXes or art-a-XERXES on this channel... you can say,"Hay! I know him, thats that rooten tooten cannabis sateva taken, ARF talkin, brown eyed, phrop!

P.S. Me and Discoqueen used to rob banks
together back in the olden days...
when I was a player! HaHa! ;)


A Butter Patty from: Joey, Jo-jo Jr. Shabadoo!
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 03:55:20 (PDT)

OH, did I mention I can't freiken spell!!!! Sarry... that was: "gAy". thanx.


A Butter Patty from: BonkeyDalls
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 06:14:13 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey kids...I really should try to drag my ass into #ARF more often...I've been busy reigning supreme on the undernet as channel manager of #oiho-dyslexics lately. Come on in if you're ever hanging out on a weekday afternoon on the inferior undernet. Or dont.
Anyways its been a long time since I reviewed a film in here, and after coutless emails of pleading, begging voices, I've decided to do a movie review anyways.
Annoying blinking Movie Review header : THE FITH ELEMENT


Shan and I went to see "The 5th Element" this weekend, and let me tell you, I was a little distracted from being able to watch this film. I kept going out to the lobby and checking the poster by the door to make sure i wasn't seeing "Blade Runner" Of course, it was like a cheap, plastic made-in-sri-lanka version of "Blade Runner" but it was close enough to confuse me.
Milla Javovich stars as this Entity that is the only power which could destroy ultimate evil. Thank God she had that power, coz she couldn't act to save her life. Well, that's not true..She was able to look cold in every scene, but I'm not sure if that was acting or collagen-injected nipples.
Gary Oldman's character was that of a bad-ass with bad hair and a worse accent. It was reminicent of his role in 'Dracula,' where he played a bad-ass with bad hair and a worse accent.
Bruce Willis - i dunno - mebbe it's coz he's got Demi to go home to - never seems to look interested at all in the leading lady of any film. At least, in "Twelve Monkeys" he was under such emotional stress that you could exuse it as that...But the swelling of the World-Beat music as he and Jovovich stared into eachother's eyes, was the only indication that there was supposed to be chemistry there.
They should have filmed him opening up his paycheck if they wanted to capture any kind of 'love' in his eyes.
So, sure, there were boobs, which means a lot. And there was this blue chick who, when singing, sounded very much like a operatic voice sampled by a synclavier...and she was blue - did I mention that? So, on a scale of one to ten on singing blue chick flicks, this movie was a perfect 10.
On any other scale, however...


A Butter Patty from: bonkeydalls
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 10:26:12 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ok, so helvetica at -1 doesn't look to good...could anyone read that last posting?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 15:12:25 (PDT)

egg-squeeze me?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 17:02:55 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ho, Travellers,
I'm fucked off tonight cos I didn't get home til midnight cos some techie ARSEHOLE kept hassling me to get off the Mac all day while I was putting up a site so he could scan in some pictures of horses, and then when I had the decency to do them for him he moaned about the compression quality, and then lectured me for 2 hours about gifs versus jpegs and sulked around me while I accidentally wiped a load of Java and had to do it all over again. But I'm not angry or anything. Life is good. People are kind. Everyone likes me. I am perfectly OK. Killing is wrong. Horses are nice. Suicide is painless.


Nishlord,who is perfectly OK.

PS Oh yeah, shecky, and anyone else with nothing better to do - click that link up there for the cartoon which my image came from...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 17:12:26 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

No, actually, click that link there. Not the other one. BTW, the highlight of the day was having to talk to an Asian geezer called - no lie - Amish Patel.


Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: ^Rayden^
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 18:32:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sup? Heya, as you can tell I'm immortal. But I'm proud to say that I'm an OMISH immortal. Soon to be a regular on #Omish_Rake_Fight, i've been on irc for 6 months. I know just about everything about www html script, and also a touch of PERL script. I've designed my own mIRC bot, which is located at my page: http://www4.linknet.net/Wil/^Rayden^/. Well, maybe I'll post more laterz. Cyaz


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 18:40:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sup again? Check out my pic buds... |
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A Butter Patty from: Amazed
on Monday, May 12, 1997 at 21:36:19 (PDT)

Amazing. What a dipshit.


A Butter Patty from: knife
on Tuesday, May 13, 1997 at 23:55:47 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place.


The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little pest. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves.


Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asked. "No what?", responds the patron. "Well he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."

Dayton mailed this to me; send him your hate mail.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 14, 1997 at 06:43:11 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Chelleeeeeee DAytonnnnnn

Hey that is to funny:) I'm going to share that joke at work:) We are always saying Bar joke's and of course "A horse walks in a Bar......Get's old after awile:) And then they will ask "Where did you get that joke?" and I'll tell them from my Online friends, cuz like I'm the only one at work who's Online all the rest of the employee's are LOSERS:) j/k Anyways I had nothing better to do today but load up the Churn, I think I'll go sit outside and watch the grass grow:)

Fitzie:)

Check out this page: http://www.geocities.com/Paris/LeftBank/7926


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 14, 1997 at 18:35:26 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ok.. FINALY! we can now rid our selves of pesky gender specific pronouns! No more "he/she him/her" or "are you male or female" nope.. that is in the past.. we are now, after years of desperate waiting, just one step closer to..... yes...... you guessed it, genderless, politicaly correct, impersonal, numb, closed minded dipshits!
in my damn opinion anyway
Here's a wee link for you all to expose yourselves to.

The Gender Free Pronouns FAQ



I hope you all enjoyed my little "spurt".. cya all in the barn....

BillyZ

n stuff


A Butter Patty from: Hector Helicopter
on Wednesday, May 14, 1997 at 21:13:16 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Unfortunatey, I've nothing to say.

You're all a swell bunch of folks, and I'm sure you're going to do FINE. Just fine. don't let anyone tell you different.


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Thursday, May 15, 1997 at 22:40:35 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ohhhhhhhhh Robbbbbbbb (Laura Petrie Voice) !!!
You're the best. Thanks. :)

The Candster is now gushing.......


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 16, 1997 at 18:49:49 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

er...this is really bugging me...but who sent me a pic called 'mac.jpg'? I can't place the name, and it vexes me.

Ta very much,

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: Ehcin
on Saturday, May 17, 1997 at 12:32:11 (PDT)

Good Afternoon Mouskateers..

Didja' miss me, probably not.... Just checking in.. things have been hell here.. COBOL Hell to be exact... that and those damnable memory pointers for linked lists... Oh well..

Se ya Soon

Larry


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 17, 1997 at 18:46:09 (PDT)

AHHHHHHHHH HE SAID COBOL!!!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Sunday, May 18, 1997 at 15:38:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

.....So, I'm siting here listening to The Smiths, sipping a Vodka-Phenobarbitol Martini...shaken. Not stirred....twist, no olive....and I'm just wondering wtf? Ya'll know what I mean? Nishers....I'm so damn sorry for you. Hell....I feel for all of you....and I'm thinking of you guys.....so...The Candster says "hey"...and sends her regards.......


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 18, 1997 at 16:02:11 (PDT)

Well, that's the first time anyones ever listened to The Smiths and felt sorry for someone else....


Nishlord, the cheeky little toerag


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 19, 1997 at 11:12:25 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I am finally on the page I am so happy......why I couldn't be anymore happy if I had a feather up my butt....then again let me and Iz check that theory out and get back to ya.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 19, 1997 at 17:39:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Check this out...

My bestest mate, right, he's the editor of Mayfair (UK wank mag), and he's at this launch of some crappy Star Wars game, for the prime reason of getting as much free food and beer down his neck as possible. Anyway, the star guest is none other than Dave Prowse, who was the body of Darth Vader (Brits of a certain age - ie, mine - know him better as The Green Cross Code Man, who taught us that it was not cool to step out in front of cars, but anyway). Well, my mate couldn't resist, and the following conversation took place;

My mate: 'Ere, Dave, do us a favour and sign this mag (brandishing said wank mag)

Dave: Mayfair? Christ, that's my favourite mag! (then goes on to say how better it is than Playboy & Penthouse, and asks questions about the mag that only a die-hard reader would know)

So, my mate happens to have 4 copies of the mag on him, which he generously hands over to Darth - I mean, Dave, who is so touched by the honour that he rings up a cab and pegs it back to the hotel early...

Well, that's put a whole new spin on things, #arf brethren - who knows, even as we speak, he's getting the ol' light sabre out...

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 05:58:48 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Annoying Movie Review Blinking Banner
Shan and I went and saw "Volcano" this weekend. And yes, it sucked. This was going to be a review, but I've been getting repeated requests to explain why oh why do Shan and I see such sucky movies all the time. Why is it that "Austin Powers" is higher up on our must see list than "Chasing Amy?"

Well, I guess its time to explain all this.

See, I spent 6 years of my life working for General Cinema theaters, which explains that healthy, translucent skin-tone I have.It was a pretty cool slacker job, except that all of my personal memories from the late 80s and early 90s now involve Andy Garcia.

When I was fired from General Cinema, I stole about 300-400 movie passes, which I've discovered still work now that I'm in a different city. The problem is, that GCC's idea of a cerebral movie is "Who's Harry Crumb?" thus, If I want to see a movie for free, and I *am* a cheap bastard, it has to be of the no-plot variety.

Thus, Shan and I went to see "Volcano" this past weekend...and it sucked.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 15:57:09 (PDT)

You know they are MUCH more complimentary of Volcano than I...but I actually paid for the honor of fighting sleep and finding the watered down Diet Coke the most enjoyable part of the whole experience....in short the word Suck took on a whole new meaning for me after this theatrical experience, I had managed to erase the whole thing from my memory until I saw Rat and Shans patty above, now I am off to the therapist....God please let me cope


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 17:41:07 (PDT)

Hey - I was a cinema employee back in the day! A FINE doss, it was... apart from the fact that all my bosses sweated a lot, and you had to pick up drink cartons a-warm with piss, and you had to deal with all the fuckwitted toffs from Richmond (very poncy area of London). You heard of a singer called Michael Ball? Does a lot of Andrew Lloyd Webber, and all that shite? He used to come in all the time and get really arsey with me in me stripey apron and the kind of baseball cap that obese fishermen wear. One time I gobbed in his mineral water when I had to go round the back and get some ice. And I had me hand in the till, and you know damn well the missus got a box of Matchmakers every night.Jesus, I'm a right shitbag, aren't I?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 20:47:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I've been to a movie theatre.
-The Candster


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 22:34:54 (PDT)

I wanted to put something witty here about the last movie I saw,
but I couldnt (and still cant) remeber the last movie I saw.
So instead Im off, again, to look for more grey hairs on my head.


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 23:42:20 (PDT)

Oh right....One time, I was at the movies with my boyfriend. He sent me to get popcorn, and while I was in the lobbey, I cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box....well, I found my seat, put the popcorn box on my lap, and told him to help himself. Boy, we giggled like a couple of school grrls.
-The Candster


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 23:55:36 (PDT)

Oh right....One time, I was at the movies with my boyfriend. He sent me to get popcorn, and while I was in the lobbey, I cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box....well, I found my seat, put the popcorn box on my lap, and told him to help himself. Boy, we giggled like a couple of school grrls.
-The Candster


A Butter Patty from: A Dirty Churn Flooder
on Tuesday, May 20, 1997 at 23:58:06 (PDT)

Oh Wow. I'm floodin *soft core* in the Churn.
Cool.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 21, 1997 at 14:11:02 (PDT)

Yeah...Scotty and I did that once too. I *thought* he was giggling like a school girl. Turns out he was hyperventalating. *shrug*
Angela


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 22, 1997 at 10:42:27 (PDT)

When I started cleaning for a living I used a lot of ammonia. Everyday Id fill my bucket with ammonia water, get on my hands and knees and mop the floors with it. After a while I noticed that I really couldnt smell the ammonia anymore. One day a half gallon bottle of ammonia spilled all over the front passenger floor. I didnt notice at all. The next day I went to pick someone up..and they wouldnt get in... the fumes were that bad. I no longer use ammonia.
I got a perm the otherday. The chemicals have that same bite to your sinuses that ammonia does, and I couldnt help wondering what the long term affects are on someone who does perms everyday.
After 4 hours of contemplation and meditation, I came to the conclusion that I had forgotten to take my Anxiety meds, and that was the end of that.


A Butter Patty from: discoqueen
on Thursday, May 22, 1997 at 15:03:54 (PDT)

ICQ tip of the day:
Did you know..... that you can add another user to a chat by dragging him to the chat session?


A Butter Patty from: luna2
on Saturday, May 24, 1997 at 22:06:25 (PDT)

there is a great goat virus plaguing the town. goat owners beware.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 25, 1997 at 06:12:05 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yet another blinking, annoying Movie Review Headline
So, Shan and I dragged everyone we know to go see Spielburp's latest epic, "The Lost World"
I'll leave all the bitching to those at the water cooler on Tuesday morning, and sum it up this way, If you're looking to go see really good looking dinosaur effects, and don't want to be hassled by a plot or acting, then GO SEE THIS MOVIE!
Probably the best scene was when Jeff Goldblum cures the goat virus with ammonia.

Later kids


A Butter Patty from: sharkbait
on Sunday, May 25, 1997 at 11:29:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Help me! Ive been kidnapped by luna2 and she's feeding me poisoned goat milk fudge!


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Monday, May 26, 1997 at 18:03:01 (PDT)

Silly miracle cures for a virus? Are you sure it wasn't "Outbreak"?


A Butter Patty from: rpmq
on Monday, May 26, 1997 at 23:32:47 (PDT)

Hey I tried that trick with the hole in the bottom of the popcorn box once...
What a waste of money that was! All the popcorn fell out before I got back to my seat...

Did I mention I have a miata?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 27, 1997 at 11:58:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Candy graciously offers to take Rob to the movies....and show him how to do that popcorn trick the RIGHT way, bebe.


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Tuesday, May 27, 1997 at 12:06:01 (PDT)

THANKS CosmicNose!!!!!!!!! I'm making this public cuz I finally met someone who could teach me the ropes!! Am I happy? Hell yeah. I now have a Cyber Guy to call my very own.....in just one easy lesson! You're THE CyberGoddess of Luv.
Eagerly awaiting my next lesson.........
-The Candster


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Thursday, May 29, 1997 at 10:02:57 (PDT)

Hey, Hi!!! I'm sittin in a swanky upscale Cyber Cafe in Chicago....cuz I have a Real Life, and sometimes, I just like to type on another machine, ya know? Anyhoo...I'm on a PC!! and I'm having NO luck with the Microsoft Exploder...but the coffee's gREAT and the music is kinda cool.. Haha.... Pc's have weird Kboards, among other stuff. Anyhoo, I need to plug Ratshan's Web site today cuz CANDY is the COVER GRRL on his Site. You read correctly. Check out Ratshan. You know you want to...and if This damn Exploder would allow me to type in his URL.....believe me....I WOULD.
Missing her Mac....waiting to meet up with a "friend" (um!:) ) and urging you all to link to Ratshan's site thru the AMF page.....
The Candster


A Butter Patty from: Happily, still on a mac
on Thursday, May 29, 1997 at 16:35:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

there. that's the ratshan link.


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A Butter Patty from: oops
on Thursday, May 29, 1997 at 16:38:27 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

heheh...screwed up the code


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 31, 1997 at 00:29:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

There's nothing like a *Make Over*, non?
-The All New and Improved Candster


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 31, 1997 at 09:54:25 (PDT)

You look beautiful, bebe!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 31, 1997 at 11:06:15 (PDT)

WOOOOOHOOOOOOO candy!!!! Yer lookin really green, and we all know what they say.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 31, 1997 at 15:28:07 (PDT)

Awwww....You grrls are the BEST.
-The Candster


A Butter Patty from: luna2
on Monday, June 02, 1997 at 19:41:00 (PDT)

we are the girls of amish rake fight. we are plain and we're oh so good !!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: bonkeyperv
on Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 10:09:43 (PDT)

Ever since her new gif showed up, i've been daydreaming of Candy-O melting in my mouth, not in my hands.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 14:43:50 (PDT)

Hmmmm....it would appear that I'm the
on Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 14:44:40 (PDT)

Hmmmm....it would appear that I'm the Bad Influence in the Channel. Well, I'm not. That distinction must go to Cosmic Nose.
-The Candster looks like a Suicide Blonde thanks to Madame Richard!! (YOU rawk, bebe).....


A Butter Patty from: HELPmeBefore_I_churn_again
on Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 14:47:22 (PDT)

Um....I think the churn's Broken.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 03, 1997 at 14:51:35 (PDT)

Is it? Crikey...


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