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A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 01:07:40 (GMT)

Just remember...

No matter where you're at,
there you are?



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 01:19:50 (GMT)


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Date: Tue, 30 Apr 2002 10:34:57 -0700
Subject: Hi Richard, please let me know
From: "Chukwudi Nwanze"

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Hi Richard,
How is everything with you, I need advise about my life, so I decided
that I should write you. Well I know you are older than I am, but I chose
to write you, because I know that you can be able to give me good advise
that you can also give to a younger one, or your child. I want you to
take me as your daughter.
My name is Chukwudi Nwanze. I am a 17-year-old Nigerian girl. I am seeking
for your assistance to pay my school fees. I am a student of Springfield
High School, Benin city, Nigeria. I am an orphan, I lost my parents and
my kid brother Kelly to ghastly motor accident three years ago. After
the death of my parents, I started residing with my aunt (my mums elder
sister).Initially, she was good to me, but after some time, she started
persuading me to go into prostitution. I told her that I don't want to
go into such act. I made her know that I am in my final year in school,
and if I am able to graduate this year, then I will have a good job and
start a good life, but she was bent on me going to Italy for prostitution.
Well after she persuaded and I refused, she decided not to pay for my
school fees again, but I have been begging her to help me with my tuition.
She refused, she frowned at all my plea to get money from her to resume
school. I contacted my school, but they told me that there is nothing
much they could do. They could help me with a free accommodation, if
I can be able to pay my school fees. This is to enable me leave the house,
so that she does not force me to go into prostitution, and be able to
prepare for the examination without much stress. My prayer now is for
me to be able to pay me school fees, because immediately I pay the fees,
I will leave my Aunt's house and go to the school's dormitory. The school
fee is N15, 500, that equivalent to $145. I have been seeking for assistance
here in Nigeria, but i have been punished by my aunt for asking for money
from a neighbor, she said i give people the impression that she is wicked.
Good education is what I need now, and I just have to be begging to have
it. My late parents always told me that all great men were educated,
if I dedicate my time and become well educated that I will become great.
But I am beginning to see it as something that I might never achieve.Please
is there anyway that you can assist me with the money, please just take
me as your friend, I urgently need to pay my tuition, please I am begging
you to help me. I will be very grateful for any assistance you can render.
Please I will be expecting your e-mail to know how you can help me. Extend
my greetings to all members of your family.
Thanks.
Sincerely Yours
Chukwudi Nwanze


I think every one should write to this women and let her know just how wonderful prostituion is. Scaming money is not a good way to go about life while prostituion is money exchanged for goods. We have already told her to sell her puter and stop paying for a mail server and perhaps that will help with "tuition" but I think she needs helpful hints sent her way. Of course posting them here to share would be fun also.


A Butter Patty from: Tony Knotthead
on Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 02:43:33 (GMT)

She don't need no more schoolin', how's a come she-all kin spell "accomodation" and I can't, even though I gradiated from one er Arkansas's best high scools?


A Butter Patty from: A Fine Upstanding Tradition
on Thursday, May 02, 2002 at 04:31:50 (GMT)

Hooray Hooray
First Day of May
Outdoor Fucking Starts Today!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 04, 2002 at 03:35:52 (GMT)

did i see scott???


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 01:13:39 (GMT)

Luna, how many more days until you unload the kids for the summer?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 16:20:59 (GMT)

/me toots her own horn for a sec

It's my pleasure to announce I am finally graduating! Well, I'll be walking in commencement on Friday. Yay, go me!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 18:57:13 (GMT)

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO
Go Disco!!!!!!!!!
/me hands DQ her "I ARE A KOLLAGE GRADGEEIT" t-shirt


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 08, 2002 at 22:41:09 (GMT)

Last day for my kids is the 23rd! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Now, just tell me when ppl show up in ARF EST :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 04:33:56 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Luke and his shitty band were just misunderstood. I made em a fan page at the Ranch. I managed to copy most of the band's site onto the Ranch before the traffic closed it down the other day.

"Eric's going to UW-Madison and he's a sausage fanatic. In case you didn't know."


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 04:36:48 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

He's actually a doll, and about the same age as Sigmo, and now he's a convict. Damn. He's marriage material. And he's even crazy as fuck, too! All he needs now are a few jailhouse tats. Unfortunately, all that prison ass-rape is gonna leave him kinda wallered out. :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 10, 2002 at 01:48:06 (GMT)

Disco..please tell me you are going to wear nothing under your robe and flash the audience as you grab you sheep skin and run!!!!!

Congrats girl!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 10, 2002 at 11:33:36 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hello, I'm interested in a two year, pre-paid basic webhosting, my only hesitation is your definition of adult content. My site is mostly humor stories, but it is entertainment intended for an adult sense of humor. Some of it is X-rated, is that the same as "adult content"? I have no merchandising or "spam" links at all, but often readers will post links on my message board to all kinds of weird stuff, just because its outrageous. Please take a look at the example link I've provided above and let me know. Thanks.
http://www.popeye-x.com/eat_what_you_like_constant_sex_diet_plan.htm

-------------

Kurt, I'm sorry, Pornography and sex-related merchandising is prohibited on all Web Site Source servers. This includes sites that may infer sexual content, or links to adult content elsewhere. Web Site Source will be the sole arbiter in determining violations of this provision.

Thank you and have a great day!

--------------------

*PPX's analysis:

Pornography? Did my website make you wanna rosy palm your purple pud?

"Web Site Source will be the sole arbiter in determining violations of this provision."

In other words.... according to the "restrictions" in the contract, even if you've paid your bill perfectly, Web Site Source can determine you are in violation of the no adult content provision, which includes any inference of sexual content, as well as any links to external sites that violate Web Site Source's zero tolerance of "bad thoughts", i. e. SEX, including words that make Web Site Source even think of sex. No pathway in, and no pathway out.

"Any illegal activity, including adult content, links to adult content web sites, spamming or hacking will result in your site being shut down and all your files deleted without warning. Web Site Source will be the sole arbiter as to what constitutes a violation of this provision."

"Thank you and have a great day! " <----- see how courteous and polite the Sole Arbiter is! He may be a serious sex kink mind control Nazi, but see how well mannered and cheerful he is!

[like Barney with a swastika armband, thinking pure thoughts, suitable for the mind of a child]

Let me guess... I smell the basic ingredients at work here... absolute power... he can kill you, anytime HE feels like it, without warning, and he doesn't have to give you back a penny of your money... that's like the Gestapo in Europe... they had the power to overide ANY judicial order or civilian rule of law, answering only to Der Fuhrer himself...

smells very CHRISTIAN to me


A Butter Patty from: All_Askew
on Friday, May 10, 2002 at 15:01:17 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

greetings again from the distant past. I'm so glad you keep the home fries burning. I still haven't gotten back out onto the Dalnet to greet and salute y'all in classic style, but I plan to. Doc, I'm sure you are beside yourself in anticipation!

I guess every time I stop by here I'm just happy that your brains are not typed out.

I was going to send this message to you via a string of 2475 pipe bombs planted in the shape of an Amish hat on the US map, but for some reason I thought better of it. Do you know how many carts it takes at Home Depot to carry the materials to make 2475 pipe bombs?

- john-john, your long-lost Christian brother.



A Butter Patty from: Ron
on Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 12:16:29 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

You guys are pretty funny! I can't believe how far back the archives go!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 00:11:03 (GMT)

Yep Ron, we are a fucking laugh riot.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 20:22:03 (GMT)

I thought we were the serious sort.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 16, 2002 at 17:30:24 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Mao would be so proud!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 17, 2002 at 00:00:47 (GMT)

FINALLY... MY CLASS IS OVER!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 17, 2002 at 00:08:42 (GMT)

Luna on the loose and in trouble again


A Butter Patty from: all the resident iVisit Pervs
on Friday, May 17, 2002 at 04:55:38 (GMT)

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaa
We have missed you, we long to show you perverted acts and see you in your sombreo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 17, 2002 at 13:27:26 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I made pinto beans, collard greens, cornbread muffins and a BUTTERMILK CHESS PIE last night. The pie is sittin on my desk here at the office wrapped in foil, and I'm slobberin all over the keyboard. I've never made a pie of any kind before, and this one is COUNT.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 17, 2002 at 16:20:36 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Unfortunate headline.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 18, 2002 at 03:00:23 (GMT)

Man, talk about kicking someone when they're down...

I'm sure the accident held SOMEONE'S attention. Sheesh.


A Butter Patty from: sandra
on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 19:07:02 (GMT)

what kind a job you have


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 at 22:15:01 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well my technical title is Global Customer Care/Account Administrator for the Richardson Technical Support Group for Nortel Networks
I would imagine 'you job be kind you not have to communicate to people'


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 24, 2002 at 14:26:09 (GMT)

"communicate" is an awful big word, don't you think?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 24, 2002 at 23:51:18 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Another "unfortunate" headline...well sort of anyway...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 18:07:59 (GMT)

TOM PETTY FRONT ROW LUNA SCREAMING!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 at 23:26:31 (GMT)


Congrats Luna!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 at 11:53:37 (GMT)

SLIM WHITMAN BACK STAGE PASSES FITZIE SCREAMING!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 30, 2002 at 01:21:02 (GMT)

Luna.. we get to see any pictures of you flashing Mr. Petty


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 31, 2002 at 03:58:58 (GMT)

MARINERS RAWK!

Jack


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