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A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 05:42:27 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

no, I'm not trying to be first, instead, I'm up at 7:35 am trying to keep my pals well informed. click that sucker, its the doorway to a 'motherlode' of multimedia information I'm sure you will find fascinating, no matter what your particular kink.
of course, I'm not so perverted that I would lower myself to view such trash.
[tip: I hear midget mania is pretty cool, that's what my pal Stash said, like I said, I wouldn't know,]
enjoy


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 14:07:29 (PDT)

Gee granies sucking cock is always facinanting.

Dear Grandma,

You sure can suck some might dick. Can you buy me a car so I do not tell Mom? Perhaps that whore money can buy my way in to Yale? Jus cal me yo pimp.

Your loving Grandson or Daughter


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 13:23:55 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

hello, its me again... and again... and again... Grannies & Fatties dot com, "Hardcore Fat Girls & Horny Old Ladies".

Veronica just said: "Hey I could qualify in both categories!"

That site needs Veronica desperately.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 03, 2001 at 16:27:13 (PDT)

can someone get rid of my brother for me?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 01:14:08 (PDT)

sure we can get rid of your brother for a fee.......


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 04:41:51 (PDT)

Hey, P-bus, the best way I've seen to get rid of guys is to trick them into marrying my drunken pig of a sister. They disappear into a black swirling vortex [also known as a "hog's pussy"], and they are never heard from again, except for an empty zombie-like shell, trying to meet child support paymenmts by sweeping up in a Nothwestern hardware store. Another pussywhipped sucker bites the dust.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 10:16:48 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

just wanted to let everyone know that with your continued help at the mp3 site, the cash is rollin in. today i got my first check from them for $75.54 woohoo free money! now im gunna go out and buy a bag with it. thanks everyone, from me and the rest of the band


BADHAM fuckin rocks


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 13:45:28 (PDT)

Perfect Evening:

Me
Dave
Southern Culture on the Skids
Go Go Boots
Sequin Dress




A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 13:52:17 (PDT)

Perfect Evening:

Me
SLi
Revolving Restaurant, anywhere


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 14:21:38 (PDT)

Perfect Evening:

Me
REAKTOR
my trailer


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 04, 2001 at 20:34:17 (PDT)

Perfect Evening:

Me
A BlowJob from my Girlfriend
SportsCenter


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 05, 2001 at 18:45:20 (PDT)

No, no Fitzie... these are things that could REALLY happen.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 01:39:20 (PDT)

Perfect Evening

me

5 million dollars

and who the fuck cares I can buy a perfect life


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 21:13:52 (PDT)

Mary loves my boots :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 06, 2001 at 21:45:13 (PDT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARL!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 07, 2001 at 18:30:25 (PDT)

My Real Perfect Evening:

Me
My Inflatible Wife
Porno
Sportscenter



Happy the Day After Birthday Carl!!!


A Butter Patty from: sneep
on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 09:10:04 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hah. Kinky dolphin sex.. :P~


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 11:25:12 (PDT)

Ok, that's just creepy


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 22:45:10 (PDT)

ok that's just ruined Flipper Reruns for me


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 10:48:33 (PDT)

well that gave new meaning to polishing the porpoise... why oh why do I look at this stuff on my lunch break???

/sound shudder.wav /sound sick.wav


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 10, 2001 at 11:40:23 (PDT)

smells like tuna


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 11, 2001 at 02:00:09 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My new Web page is up. Nothing special, move along.

I went on my senior trip. 20+ continuous hours on a bus all the way to florida. Stopped occasionally (every 3-4 hours). Pure hell. We got two suites for all of us, one for the girls, one for the boys. The girls were fine, but since there were so many boys at least 4 were on the floor every night. Fights ensued. The room stunk and looked like a pigsty. The girls room was nice and clean and smelled like perfume. The boys room resembled a gym locker room, with carpet and a TV. So we get there at like 6 in the morning, dont get any sleep. Went to universal studies theme park, which is one big advertisement. Next day to some NASA center, then to some beach. Headed home the next day, but not before stopping at another beach. Longest five days ever. No beer, no drugs, no sex. It was pitiful, but I still had fun. Driving home seemed quicker, needless to say.

High school is out, graduation is tommorow. Can't wait till I start college (which seems weird, but try living in hickory county for 4+ years; then even college is a break from all these cows and cornfields) Even if the cornfields do grow kegs occasionally ;).
Moo. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 11, 2001 at 04:57:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bad news, Zac. It seems the FBI failed to turn in records concerning a certain test question about Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma Bomber. You and your classmates will now be required to complete the 12th grade over, including the NASA theme park.
Fortunately, from his many gigs as an undercover snitch, Popeye-X was able to write a note, and get Pinkubus excused, [he even got a dinner date with her mom.]


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 11, 2001 at 07:54:08 (PDT)

hmmm pinky is giving Kurt to her mother for mothers day? They dont have lawn gnomes in California? Honey I coulda sent ya one ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 11, 2001 at 20:32:44 (PDT)

Whoo hoo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 14:59:38 (PDT)

watching wilford brimley acting real big on a wanna-be "EIGHT IS ENOUGH" called "OUR HOUSE", ever heard of it? its wimpy as a motherfucker, like an alheimers patient's favorite family show, wilford brimley sucks a raw donkey lady dildo

I don't believe this shit! Now "EIGHT IS ENOUGH" is coming on! I'm sorry, but "EIGHT IS ENOUGH" is way TOO MUCH.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 12, 2001 at 21:13:47 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.


Douglas Adams
1952-2001

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 00:08:20 (PDT)

OK that's the worst news I've heard all year Scotty
I was still secretly hoping he'd release a sixth part to the 'trilogy'


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 10:54:50 (PDT)

Awwwwww...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 15:15:37 (PDT)

You know Douglas Adams give me the number to the meaning of life. Now if I could just dial it properly.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 13, 2001 at 23:22:01 (PDT)

I HATE SCHOOL!!!!!! and only 29 days left
*sigh* zac was lucky, he got out earlier


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 16, 2001 at 17:57:44 (PDT)

I just got a letter in the mail from the JC im going to and they are giving me a $1,200 scolarship! yay! free money!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 04:11:38 (PDT)

I found the coolest Fonzie coloring/activity book. I have been laughing for days!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 08:44:58 (PDT)

I didn't think they let Kentuckians have sharp objects like crayons.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 10:12:35 (PDT)

Sure they can have crayons...but were lacing their food with salt peter to keep them from breeding
JUST KIDDING LUNA!!!
I have a very limited amount of time I can make Kentucky jokes... hmmm anyone know any good Idaho or Oregon jokes????


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 10:13:47 (PDT)

and btw... just saying "Portland Trailblazers" doesnt qualify as an Oregon joke... well at least not technically


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 17, 2001 at 18:22:17 (PDT)

I only have the book :/

*sob*


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 13:04:11 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yo Yo's For Jesus

There is this old guy on a Christian variety show for old folks, I missed his name, but he's at least 60 and he's a jive-ass yo yo dude from yesteryear. Its kind of a lost art today, but a jive-ass yo yo dude is a street performer who stands around doing tricks and spouting yo yo-ist lingo, "reach for the moon", "rocking the cradle", and "walking the dog" being just 3 of a million different standards. The master yo yo guys ramble comedy routines between tricks they've created, this guy had one, "the new york roly coaster", and the fucking yo yo was going all over the place, you just can't believe this guy. He could easily split your skull wide open and give you a brain hemmorage, his yo yo's were custom made out of super dense wood in California. Fuck weightlifting and breaking blocks with your head for Jesus, much better to save sinner's souls with yo yo's, and if they don't come clean, knock their brains out their ears with a piece of round wood turning 1800 RPM!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, May 19, 2001 at 21:49:31 (PDT)

Yo-Yos for Jesus? Wasn't that the old name for what is now the Republican Party?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 07:02:36 (PDT)

on a technical note
1800 RPM is pretty fast for a string propelled object
I'm experiencing severe RPM envy


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 11:26:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

thats not that fast, when my nuts are in full swing they run at about 2200 rpm


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 20, 2001 at 20:39:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

that's what I wanna see
educating crims to create supercrims


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 21, 2001 at 10:24:30 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

RING!!!!

ppx: hello

phone person: may I speak to the man or woman of the house?

ppx: this is the man

phone person: I'm calling for the Texas Trooper's Association...

ppx: good! tell those ASSHOLES not to call me anymore!

CLICK!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 21, 2001 at 13:29:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

check out the cool ass birthday gift i got from Oggie


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 21, 2001 at 14:21:28 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

If ya'll haven't already seen it, you must:

http://www.virtualserge.com/mmedia/fight3.swf

I know, it's so last week, but I gotta keep you folks up on what's hip on the web

j


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 21, 2001 at 18:09:50 (PDT)

That picture made the el look too good I want it back. Exchange it for this jar of pissah prunes.. Glad you like it frank.



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 22, 2001 at 08:07:37 (PDT)

Tomorrow the Dali Lama will meet with George Bush (insert your own joke here, there are too many that spring to mind)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 17:34:04 (PDT)

Um......Hi and stuff!!!!

Imagine my surprise when I go to the rake fight after a long absence, looking for a cool glass of humble cheese, when I find that I've been banned from the channel. I have changed ISPs to Buckeye Express, so perhaps my whole ISP is banned. Either that, or I've offended with my absence (that would be a first).

Hempy


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 25, 2001 at 08:33:26 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

dont forget it's towel day!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 25, 2001 at 09:23:16 (PDT)

I've been carying my towel all day! Everyone at work is looking at me funny... but that's really not that different from normal.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, May 27, 2001 at 16:21:47 (PDT)

Hi, my names is Billy, and I keep forgetting about the case sensitive formatting that I made up for the churn.

Thank you.



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 01:28:46 (PDT)

The salsa was killer!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 13:06:44 (PDT)

Well... admitting you have a problem is the first step Billy


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 14:55:51 (PDT)

mmmmm, a woman who makes salsa? I want to audition for tortilla boy


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 16:48:40 (PDT)

I have a chance to purchase a cool goat. What should I do?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 16:56:42 (PDT)

buy some damn good soap and a big bale of feed


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, May 28, 2001 at 17:48:43 (PDT)

yeah thems things is good eatin


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 00:26:06 (PDT)

I want a goat! Buy the goat, they are great! If you kill it, I want some of the meat. Erik ate a goat burrito once and joe had Goat curry. I want to eat goat meat.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 08:29:29 (PDT)

I recommend you slaugthter a goat yourself, if you really wanna get your own goat. The best part is when you slice open the stomach, just to see what's inside. Well, I can tell you from personal experience, there's chewed grass in there, but guess what? It has an extra aroma added to it, a lovely fragrance known as "goat's guts". Nothing like a whiff of fresh goat guts to stimulate those taco munching taste buds. Have you heard of the Mexican cussword, "cabron"? It means "old goat". You call someone like Popeye-X a cabron because he's so spiffy, hip, and cute, and he smells soooo good.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 18:53:31 (PDT)

The start to Luna goat milk fudge and chevre, soon the herd will swell and it will be a house on wheels for the goats. My sisters neighbors have goats and lamas for pets but they are weird and had a bunny who pooped and peed all over the den where it lived until it's long over due bunny death. So may be we should rethink the goat thing after all. Those goats made a lot of goat sounds all the time at least the lamas were quiet.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 21:44:43 (PDT)

I like alpaca's


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 23:37:15 (PDT)

Gnu... it's whats for dinner


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 19:31:31 (PDT)

whats the matter, nobody wanna be diggin on no swine?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 12:59:01 (PDT)

Ewe,the other other white meat


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 15:31:51 (PDT)

It's too hot! i'm not ready for summer yet. It's like the eather is makin fun of me.
"ha ha, you still have school"


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 18:16:50 (PDT)

that's not the weather, its the govt


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