March '99
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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 01, 1999 at 00:55:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Oh dear, It seems that I am first.

What can I say that will be a topic of the month and still maintain some wit?

hmmmm... How about


If you can't dazzle em with brilliance...
...... befuddle them with bullshit.


There, that outta hold ya.



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 01, 1999 at 13:50:20 (PST)

Uh, I don't understand. I must be befuddled by the brilliance of your bullshit...

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 01, 1999 at 14:56:23 (PST)

How about coming like a lion and a lamb?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 01, 1999 at 23:38:04 (PST)

hi there all! just thought that i would stop in and say hi... actually i was just makin sure that i was still on the page! hehehe... alice... how exactly does a lion and a lamb come? ah well. just wanted to let ya'll know that we are still alive and well.
that is all.
sugar & the retard


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 08:26:24 (PST)

HEY THIS IS YELLER




A Butter Patty from: Mako Man
on Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 21:26:33 (PST)

EYE AM THE MAGIC EYE BALL eat me or die.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 02, 1999 at 21:27:49 (PST)

OOPZ I MADE BIG MISTAKE INTERNET BROKEN OOPZ!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 11:03:30 (PST)

If one thing aggravates me, it is when someone leaves a thought unfinished. It's
like starting up a


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 14:20:09 (PST)

roarrrrrrrrrr.....bahhhhhhhh... Fitzy can explain how the lamb part works exactly.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 03, 1999 at 21:19:56 (PST)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 07:13:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hello GANG!!!!!!!!!! Well I've been busy lately other then my regular work and babysitting with a new part time job I have which will be working on the web. The company that I am working for is in the process of building a webpage that's like a MALL, but instead of driving to the Mall etc... you can shop online. The page will be up on September 1st.
More people are buying online now then ever before, it's a booming business. Here's the web page that tells you more about it:

http://www.ecominfo.com

password: membership
referral: 1139311

Kewl i sounded like a commercial, ANYWAYS maybe finally i can RETIRE from Godfather's Pizza after 9 LONG years of dedicated SERVICE and not ONCE have I EVER called in SICK and the only thing I have to show is DAMN lower back pains:) Happy belated birthday EJ and OH FYI its a SHEEP not a LAMB;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 04, 1999 at 08:58:01 (PST)

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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 09:10:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Excerpt from a letter published in the Nashville Scene. Perhaps you can relate to similar situations in your commmunity:

Driving to work this morning I passed the old Pargo's Restaurant on West End Avenue. I never was a Pargo's fan, but I wondered what tasty restaurant was taking its place. I about wrecked as I gawked at another "Walgreen" Drugstore. Am I hallucinating or are there a zillion new, big-ass Walgreen Drugs going up? What is the deal with our city? And, why for the love of all that's holy are these freaky, cheesy stores gobbling up entire city blocks?

I guess i missed the mad mobs in the streets with ardent consumer demands of more Prozac, tampons, and Maybelline mascara, and while you're at it, biggie size it!

Seriously, I'm grossed out every time that I pass The Jacksonian (a historic building being razed for a Walgreens) and I just don't think I can stomach one more chain drug store on one more corner. Word up to the Walgreens' King Daddies buying up our town: I'll crawl on my belly, chewing shards of glass and smoking napalm cigarettes before I'll shop at your cheesy, pre-fab brick barns. Go to some other city and build a small empire of Planet Hollywoods, Hard Rock Cafes and "chain store" yourselves to death. While you're at it, why don't you architectural wizards bulldoze the Westboro and put up a drive-thru Hooters? Hey, and don't forget the Ryman Auditorium- we need a new double wide trailer park."

Get some conscience and some ESTHETIC SOUL.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 09:12:37 (PST)

Luna, I know you do truly believe that we DO need a double-wide trailer park.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 09:54:48 (PST)

Scott, I know you do truly believe that we DO need a drive-thru Hooters.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 11:36:21 (PST)

Ez...I know you do truly believe that we DO need a drive-thru Beer-O-Rama.



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 12:10:46 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I have experienced such a thing in "no open container legislationland-louisiana" and I'm here to testify that there is nothing finer find than a drive-through 32 flavor daquari store on a steamy summer afternoon. Look no further to find just the thing to wash down that fully dressed soft shell crab poboy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 12:31:09 (PST)

Ummmmm... I neglected to mention...... CRAWFISH BREAD, SAUSAGE BREAD, SAUSAGE & JALAPENO BREAD, JAMBALAYA, SHRIMP CREOLE, MUFFULETTA, HOT SAUSAGE PO-BOY, TURKEY SAUSAGE PO-BOY, CRAWFISH SAUSAGE PO-BOY, CRAWFISH CAKES, OYSTER ARTICHOKE SOUP, CRAWFISH or SHRIMP BOUDIN, SAUCY SHRIMP SALAD PO-BOY, ALLIGATOR PIE, STUFFED SHRIMP, BOILED CRAWFISH, CRAWFISH STUFFED PUFF, SPINACH ARTICHOKE CASSEROLE, CREOLE SWEET POTATO PONE, FRIED CRAWFISH TAILS, CRAWFISH PIE, CRAWFISH BISQUE, SHRIMP ETOUFFEE, SMOTHERED OKRA with SHRIMP, CATFISH ALMONDINE, CRABMEAT PO-BOY, CREOLE STUFFED CRAB, COCHON DE LAIT PO-BOY, SHRIMP & TURKEY TASSO PASTA, BLACKENED CHICKEN PASTA, SOFT-SHELL CRAWFISH PO-BOY, FRIED 'GATOR PO-BOY, CRAWFISH SACK, CRAWFISH BEIGNETS, OYSTER PATTIE, SHRIMP PO-BOY, OYSTER PO-BOY, STUFFED ARTICHOKE, CATFISH PO-BOY, PHEASANT, QUAIL & ANDOUILLE GUMBO, ATCHAFALAYA 'GATOR, CRAB & CRAWFISH STUFFED MUSHROOMS, CRAWFISH ETOUFFEE, RED BEANS & RICE with SAUSAGE, BBQ OYSTER PO-BOY, BBQ SHRIMP PO-BOY, FRIED FISH FERDINAND, SEAFOOD GUMBO, OYSTER ROCKEFELLER BISQUE, CAJUN CHICKEN & TASSO over CREOLE RICE, FRIED TURKEY PO-BOY, BBQ BRISKET PO-BOY, CRACKLINS, FRIED SWEET POTATOES, SHRIMP & CRABMEAT EGGPLANT DRESSING, GARLICKY OYSTERS on FRIED EGGPLANT, ALLIGATOR SAUSAGE PO-BOY, CRAWFISH REMOULADE, and last but certainly not least.... CRAWFISH MONICA.


A Butter Patty from: Bad Eyes Now
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 13:04:22 (PST)

For the love of god, practice your typing off-line.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 15:45:22 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bad Eyes, I knew this link would eventually come in handy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 16:16:01 (PST)

Man, that was rude of me... and how inconsiderate it was to use all those caps- particularly on stuff that no one really cares about anyway. Gosh, I'm so embarassed. What could I have been thinking?? Doc, please strike out all that meaningless gibberish. I'm so glad that I've come to my senses. My sincere apologies to everyone.

- The Kindler, Gentler Ez


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 17:59:51 (PST)

Can't do it right now, Ez -- some asshole sent me to the GFY site, so I am busy doing same.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 19:38:38 (PST)

I KNEW it!
LOL


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 06, 1999 at 19:46:46 (PST)

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A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 01:09:38 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Gee freakin wizz Ez, settle down!!

Who the hell gave Ez sugar?

BTW Ez, Drive-Thru Hooters?
Hell yeah I'd like to drive thru some hooters!!
But that would be some kinky sex.

Thank You Drive Thru



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 08:25:49 (PST)

Why won't this work!!!!!

Unknown Host

Description: Could not resolve the host "www.hooters.com" in the URL "http://www.hooters.com/".


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 22:48:02 (PST)

Ez..no wonder you had clogged arteries with all that fried food and cracklings....cracklings. I have to cover my eyes...cracklings. I have to get me a to go cup to forget the cracklings.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 23:33:27 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey.....ummmmm If Ive sent you a file or email in the past few days and there was an attachment called Happy99.exe please let me know...please do a search in your Windows Systems folder for SKA.EXE Seems some of the fine ppl of the Dal have sent me a lovely little present...the link above provides a .zip file that can be used to automatically remove the lil bugger but also outlines problems the virus has or can have to your PC....once again the lesson here...well there are two,
1 Everyday we can safely remind ourselves that humans are carbon based life forms.
and
2. Macs are not affected by this virus...at all.
The other purely personal note here...well...golly Mr Gates...this winders stuff is first rate...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 23:38:51 (PST)

And to answer the inevitable question...yes...I was running the new Virus Scan.
SIGH................


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 07, 1999 at 23:46:29 (PST)

Yet again, I find myself insanely busy with another horrid, yet high-paying corporate
show...Coldwell Banker this time... thousands of drunk realtors, unspeakably horrid
production numbers about being a groovy and successful real estate machine, making
old bald guys whose shiny heads blank out the video cameras unspeakably wealthy...
all the horror of an infomercial, yet live and in yr face. Tomorrow, my schedule is
6:30 am until midnight, then back at 6:30 on Tuesday. I will yet again have the
pleasure of Jay Leno's company, so perhaps I can avenge my long lost deli tray...
Uh, I am tired almost to the point of psychosis, so I will stop this embarassing
ramble. I really truly miss you all, and hope to be able to visit the barn soon. Or
at least take a few minutes to go into the BIG room with the blue ceiling and the
really bright light.
-


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:09:05 (PST)

Just had to pass this one along....
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put a roast in the oven,
then went downtown
to pick up some dry-cleaning.
"Gudness, it's hot," she mused as she walked down Main Street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "vy nodt?"
Helga sat at the bar and the bartender asked her what she would have.
Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Annhauser Busch?"
Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks, Undt how's your pecker?"


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 15:22:42 (PST)

My penis is Y2K compliant.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 17:26:43 (PST)

...ummm, just in case anyone was wonderin bout it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 18:13:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Please describe the testing procedure.
Thanks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 19:25:07 (PST)

Dont worry honey Ill check yours next Wednesday


: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 20:38:22 (PST)

Pale are you going to spit on Jays deli meats?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 08, 1999 at 22:40:26 (PST)

KY-2 compliant? and what were their names?
that is all
sugar


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 12:38:10 (PST)

?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 14:26:36 (PST)

Luna....it is snowing and snowing and snowing..if it keeps up I am keeping Richard home from school tomorrow...did you have any luck in that area?

BTW does any one want to do my walk again? Come on I will give you cracklings.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 15:08:32 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

http://oregonlive.com/oped/99/03/ed030904.html


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 09, 1999 at 16:54:07 (PST)

That is strange Doc, I subscribe to the newspaper that your above link "The Onion" pointed to.. Have for some time.. Good read.. My favorite "The ACLU fights for the rights of Neo Nazi's to blow up the ACLU"


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 10, 1999 at 14:26:08 (PST)

~Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 06:14:39 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I uninstalled Windows 98 this morning. It took about 5 minutes. When I rebooted, my computer found my net card and established my internet connection immeditally- without me having to refresh the device manager- for the first time since I installed 98. All of my programs run.. and run about a third faster. I haven't had one of those mind numbing screen freezes, that were characteristic of my system under Win 98. (You know the kind where you click on a button with your mouse, go get coffee, and come back- just in time to see it click on the screen.) I've come a long way from the days where I'd "tweak it til it didn't boot". I just want the sucka to run. Let's hope Windows 2000 offers significant improvements, without all the glitches that I experienced and that have been reported in Win 98. For now it appears that downgrading can be wonderful thing.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 08:30:06 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Oh thank the Goddess...Ill sleep better now


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 12:02:13 (PST)

Good. That was my number one concern.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 12:47:41 (PST)

I'm certain that Windows 2000 will not only run extremely fast and bug-free, but will offer a more sophisticated user interface and end all hardware-interface problems once and for all.
Oh, wait. Did I say Windows 2000? I was talking about Macintosh OS 2.0, due out in 1985.

Sorry,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 13:37:39 (PST)

Windows 2000 = Mac '84



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 13:54:57 (PST)

Can't we all just get along??????

luna


A Butter Patty from: boxelder
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 05:02:16 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 10:29:56 (PST)

I just got a cable modem. It gets 400k a second transfer rates and is really great.. Taking off my regular ISP and extra phone line charge, I save 5 dollars a month! I would recommend it to anyone.

THE END


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 12:08:22 (PST)

As I sit here reading all these messages I realize that I just don't have anything cool to say. There's a snowstorm coming, I'm out of beer and suddenly I have an urge to listen to country music. I'm becoming a bit too much like Ted Turner for my liking...maybe I'll buy something and name it after myself. :I


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 14:20:10 (PST)

Hey - I just took my 1st trip, 2 NYC woohooo!! Now I have shitloads of work 2 do plus Hieu just called me and Im depressed again. It's "Find Mayte a Mate" month in the barn -- so do your job people.
And will someone please take nitey some beer?
Love, MAYTE


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 14:42:31 (PST)

Fifty miles away and Mayte won't even bring me a Bud...*****SIGH*****


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 17:38:46 (PST)

I had a little spare time this morning and that faucet in the kitchen had been dripping, so I figured I'd tighten it up a bit, as my coffee brewed. Well it kinda felt stripped out, so took the knob off and was foolin around with that little plastic thingy, when all of a sudden it blows the gasket and sends scalding hot water shooting to the ceiling. I cup my hands over it, which totally soaks me and the entire kitchen- and burned like all hell I might add. So I throw a towel on it and run to the basement and cut the water at the main faucet. Following that, I discover a cutoff valve under the sink and do so. I go downstairs to turn the water back on and find that the main line faucet just keeps turning, with no results. After three trips to the hardware store, my total bounty included: two fittings that did't fit, a new faucet assembly, a kitchen sink, sixty feet of lawn edging, bedding mat, six bags of wood chips and a shovel. (I got ambitious.) It took me one more try and one more trip to the store to acquire the blowtorch, solder and accessories required to do the copper sweating and soldering that I never had any intention of doing when I decided to tighten that faucet screw three hours prior. Two attempts with the blow torch, one of which set the heat pipe insulation on fire, yielded successful results. While everything was cooling, I moved some plants, dug a thirty foot trench, layed the mat, buried the edging and poured the chips. I turned the water back on and the toilet tank wouldn't fill. Apparantly some trash had broken loose and clogged something up. I discovered that the problem was in the tank assembly. I made one more trip to the hardware store and visited my buddies there, with whom I had in some ways become intimate, and replaced the assembly. While I was on a roll, I went ahead and installed the new sink and faucet. Did I mention that the hole that was cut for the old stainless one was too big for the new one? Well, that's another story and this one is boring as hell. The beer is cold though... and there's more where that came from. Later.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 18:24:19 (PST)

My house has wheels
It rolls with me
Down to the lake
Down by the sea
Down moutain streams
Or in a desert breeze
My house my home
It rolls with me

:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 12, 1999 at 20:02:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Been raining a lot there Luna?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 05:11:16 (PST)

My Contribution to the Luna poetry book:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle..
Be a neatie and wipe the seatie..

Thank You..

Love,

Raven


A Butter Patty from: Haiku Boy
on Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 11:21:36 (PST)

Or, in haiku format:

If you sprinkle when
You tinkle, be a neatie
And wipe the seatie


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 13, 1999 at 23:35:17 (PST)

(cont.)

It's got a fridge
It's got a stove
Cooks my eggs
Keeps my beer cold
Wherever I go my beer is cold

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 14, 1999 at 15:42:21 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

whoa... im tipsy!


A Butter Patty from: Luke
on Monday, March 15, 1999 at 04:51:09 (PST)

leckt mich doch alle mal am Arsch


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 15, 1999 at 13:07:20 (PST)

EEP OPP ORK AH AH


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 15, 1999 at 13:30:17 (PST)

ooten gleeten gloten globin


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 15, 1999 at 19:34:37 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

uma uma uma thurman


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 00:54:34 (PST)

Um, Was ist los?
Ich weis nicht.
Spechen Deutche ist sehr, um, er... hard.

Haben Sie meinen Pants?

Thank You Drive Thru





A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 11:22:49 (PST)

He strikes a stance both fierce and thoughtful
surveying his domain
the bounty of hard labor and dedication
and a legacy of pain

His people came from across the oceans
to raise their families
never bowing to emperor or foolish devotions
nor falling to their knees

Living ever apart from the "English"
suffering their taunts and jeers,
Their naked arrogance inspires his wrath
their ignorance moves him to tears

For he knows in his heart, his future will be
ever as the past
unchanging, stoic, humble and hard
but a history to last

And now, as the world changes so quickly
he wishes the truth he could see,
and says to himself; "Oh, fuck being Amish,
I'm gonna go buy a TV!"

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:11:39 (PST)

Ez..you could of just done my walk for the cracklings and called it a day.... but no, you got all ready and willing and in the end....nothing fit the holes!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 12:51:16 (PST)

?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 13:22:31 (PST)

EJ...one day I will hurt myself cause I fell out of my chair laughing at something you said...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 at 15:53:50 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

EJ...one day I will hurt myself cause I fell out of my chair laughing at something you said... once I actually get a clue as to what the hell you were talking about when you said it.

;0)


A Butter Patty from: nipplepez
on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 09:04:49 (PST)

Between everybody falling off their chairs and posting German-ish gruntings, nobody else has any idea what the hell you people are talking about. If you just want to practice your typing, I have an old word processor for sale.

Otherwise, somebody needs to open a window. Things are getting rather stale.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 09:09:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

whydont.wav


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 at 14:29:25 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ahhhh nipplepez


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 18, 1999 at 15:52:28 (PST)

EZ...if...I...type...real...slow...will.....you...get...it...now.....? :)

OK, one day of spring weather does not cut it! Mother nature better not show her face around here until she gets it straight. Or at least until she can deliever a pipping hot In and Out burger.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 19, 1999 at 15:48:08 (PST)

Did any one hear about the earth moving in SF?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 19, 1999 at 19:38:57 (PST)

~I feel the earth... move.. under my feet
I feel the sky... tumbling down... a tumblin down :)


A Butter Patty from: My Name
on Friday, March 19, 1999 at 20:00:21 (PST)

I enjoy this. Please give me MORE.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 20, 1999 at 14:30:50 (PST)

so then the farmer says . . .
But i dont even HAVE a daughter

Carry on
Love, Mayte


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 21, 1999 at 09:27:21 (PST)

Did you hear about the middle-aged female tourist who was attacked by three men in San Francisco last week? Two of them held her down while the third fixed her hair.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 22, 1999 at 07:14:15 (PST)

Anyway...
This guy walks into a bar.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 22, 1999 at 09:16:26 (PST)

These three lesbians named Billy were walking down the street...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 22, 1999 at 10:30:00 (PST)

I thought it was three lesbians named Billy got stranded in a bad part of South San Francisco...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 23, 1999 at 21:05:08 (PST)

EZ does your penis have it's own Y2K generator?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 24, 1999 at 23:55:16 (PST)

Well its been along time since I have posted to the churn. Well first of all for the ones that have not seen me I am alive. I seem to make it on the channel to early for every one else. Plus I have been a little distracted, uhhh ummm women can do that to you. I also like to take this time to wish Gruever a very happy birthday if she happens to read this. Also in closing I want to say something to puffy_ness, if your're out there and happen to be reading this. Check your e-mail darnit!!!!

Carl


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 15:05:04 (PST)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUEVER GAL!!!!
:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 25, 1999 at 17:17:55 (PST)

So I have been getting a lot of strange phone calls lately, you know the ones; you pick up can hear the line is engaged and no one talks. At any rate I have reason to be concerned about them so I figure time for caller ID. I check my phone book yep GTE offers Caller ID and anonymous call block so I run out to find a phone that has, caller ID, answering machine for two lines. I have to run to about a half of a dozen store to find the phone I want as I donât want to add to caller ID units on my desk and I could use a answering machine for line two.

Hooray I find the phone and I am so happy. I run upstairs to hook it up, set it up and get ready for "the caller". I call GTE and unlike the baby bells they do not have service around the clock where you can add take away or just chat about your phone bill. So I wait until the next day to add caller ID and anonymous phone block.

Bright and early·well bright and early for me I call GTE and add the service to my two lines at 7.95 each. I think 7.95 each is stiff but what the hell I would feel better having the service.

I get my first call, now is says ·..out of area·..hmmmm I think. I look up·out of area·.it says if an area does not have caller ID then you get that message. Well I know this is a very small portion of the US so not to worry. Next few calls·out of area·.now I know that these calls have caller ID because I used to live in that area. So I call GTE.

Guess what fucking GTE is so lame they only guarantee that the caller ID will work in your local calling area. My local calling area is about around the block so if my neighbor calls I will know but if any one else calls it is..out of area. Now I read the GTE girl the riot act. How could no one tell me that your service is expensive, does not work like the rest of modern technology and wonât help me out at all. The answer is well·we are GTE and we are lame·behind the times and very expensive and you have to bite it because you do not live in a bell service area.

Next house, bell service area!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 26, 1999 at 20:16:06 (PST)

NEW Tom Petty CD will be out next month!
*sigh*


A Butter Patty from: petty_remarks
on Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 09:08:30 (PST)

Yup. Tom wrote that song again, gosh I can't wait to hear it again and again and again. I hear Bob Dylan taught him a "C" chord, and he's using it on this album. I also heard that Tom finally got his gonads removed so he can still sing "Refugee" in concert. I hope it doesn't affect his whine. Gosh, the record companies might have to sign somebody even wimpier and MORE boring...

*SIGH*


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 19:54:24 (PST)

Pizza and beer...food of the gods......


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 20:09:31 (PST)

petty_remarks:

Kiss This (l)

Thank you :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 27, 1999 at 20:29:03 (PST)

cant we all just get along luna????


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 07:43:16 (PST)

Yeah Luna. That was pretty harsh!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 13:29:02 (PST)

/me bows her head in shame


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 28, 1999 at 18:45:21 (PST)

THE FASCINATION OF WHAT'S DIFFICULT

The fascination of what's difficult
Has dried the sap out of my veins, and rent
Spontaneous joy and natural content
Out of my heart. There's something ails our colt
That must, as if it had not holy blood
Nor on Olympus leaped from cloud to cloud,
Shiver under the lash, strain, sweat and jolt
as though it dragged road metal. My curse on plays
That have to be set up in fifty ways,
On the day's war with every knave and dolt,
Theatre business, management of men.
I swear before the dawn comes round again
I'll find the stable and pull out the bolt.
---William Butler Yeats
...


A Butter Patty from: Tom Petty
on Monday, March 29, 1999 at 08:51:49 (PST)

Sorry to hear about your sick horsie, Pale. Can't help you with the rent, though.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 29, 1999 at 14:59:29 (PST)

Luna..kick some ass!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 29, 1999 at 16:25:46 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Beware the Luna executable attachment!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 07:19:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just sort of FYI....
Thanks
Steph


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 10:50:58 (PST)

hey slister! I did that once.. that was a helluva walk man. I was sore for a few days. but hey.. it made me feel better bout myself. (i could use every bit I could get at that point heh) They also did a bike trek here, it was a two day joby included camping. THAT was really fun. 150 miles in a day and a half... and i got to go camping... so anyway... here's my political statement of the year... I think you should all take a walk! :o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 30, 1999 at 20:37:30 (PST)

The Bike Trek here is sponsored by Jack Daniels (no shit) and Im thinking Biking and Boozing are just not my bag baby...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 09:05:29 (PST)

Let's get together with Jack Daniel's and have a "drunken 5-meter walk." We can set up an obstacle course with tables, chairs and snarling bouncers. The winner gets a clean T-shirt, some aluminum foil for their TV antenna, aspirin, a shot of B12, and a nice gutter to sleep it off in.

Pale can bring his sick horse, just for sound effects.

Just a thought,

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 11:09:59 (PST)

THE DIFFICULTY OF WHAT'S FASCINATING

The fascination of what's dificlut, dicilfut, difificlut, hard
has dried the sap out of my "main-vein" and my rent
is overdue. Spontaneous joy and natural content are gone
Out of my pants.
There's something ails my monkey, that must,
as if it had not hot monkey blood, nor a tree leaped from limb to limb to
shiver under the organ grinder, strain, and hump
as though it were a roadie with a heavy metal band.

My girlfriend has the "curse", and plays mind-games that have to be set up
fifty ways, on the day's war she calls me knave and dolt,
theatrical business, management of menstruation.
I swear before the dawn comes round again
I'll find my rifle and pull the bolt.
---William's Butter Yeast


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 12:56:09 (PST)

Music Fans:

Buy Oggie's CD. You will not be disappointed :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 13:32:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey kids!

Print out this page and cut out these nifty Easter cards, and send toyour friends!

Enjoy!



  




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 14:09:39 (PST)

I love those cards!!! I think the whole family is going to get one. You know, if you do the Jack D obstacle course you may see a bunny hopping Jesus. Then I would need an IN and Out burger.

Ham any one?


A Butter Patty from: Walter Pigeon
on Wednesday, March 31, 1999 at 16:07:10 (PST)

Yeah, I'm the one who nailed that wop dipshit Fabio. I can't believe it's not time for you to disappear from the public spotlight, you horse-faced Italian pretty-boy. Did you see the photo in the paper? Funniest goddam thing I've seen since my great-grandpa nailed Janet Leigh down in Bodega Bay over 30 years ago. I just hope I don't contract AIDS from this.

Your hero,
Walter P.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 01, 1999 at 05:10:13 (PST)

I see Easter in a whole new light :)


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