March '98

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A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 01, 1998 at 13:43:14 (PST)

I am first!

Woo Hoo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 01, 1998 at 17:04:50 (PST)

I am second!

Woo Hoo!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 02, 1998 at 15:52:00 (PST)

I am Horny!!

Woohoo


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 03, 1998 at 04:05:56 (PST)

Does Nish visit here anymore?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 03, 1998 at 10:20:38 (PST)

Mikey, whats new about that? ;o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 04, 1998 at 05:24:17 (PST)

Sometimes...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 05, 1998 at 17:44:52 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Now then...

What's all this talk about Monica Lewinsky being "beefy"? Someone on TV the other day mentioned how Monica was "beefy", and I went, "Huh? Beefy?" and someone says yeah, she's beefy. Well, how the hell do we know she's "beefy"? Has someone seen some pictures that I haven't? Because other than a couple of old high school photos, the only shots I have seen of her show her in an ankle-length winter coat. How does someone judge her to be "beefy" on that basis? Don't we really need swimsuit pics to judge beefiness? Or maybe there ARE no swimsuit pics, because she never wears a swimsuit anyway, and from that we can safely assume her to be "beefy"? And just what IS "beefy" anyway? Does it mean she's not anorexically thin like those plain, asexual-looking stick-women known for dating Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt? If that's the case, make mine "beefy". Harumph.


Annoyed for no real good reason,

Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 05, 1998 at 21:10:27 (PST)

Well hey i've searched for Bikini shots of Monica Lewinsky on the Web, no such luck so far BUT i've got a shot of Niteraven in a 2 piece bikini if anyone wants one, it's at this website:

http://www.men_in_sheep_clothing_summerwear.com


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 06, 1998 at 03:13:37 (PST)

Yeah..and I'M Beefy!!! >:) Thank God those grapes hide my massive manhood too!! Will someone please JUST GIVE ME WINONA RYDER, DAMMIT!!!???


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 06, 1998 at 09:43:44 (PST)

BEEFY WOMEN UNITE!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 06, 1998 at 10:59:54 (PST)

So, what you're saying is that you like to be beaten by indoor whales with wet towels, as you scream "Mummy! I want wee-wee!", eh Doc? Always had my suspicions...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 06, 1998 at 12:09:27 (PST)

No, but it sounds like fun. Count me in.

"indoor whale" lol... can't wait to call the missus that. Thanks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 08, 1998 at 10:58:14 (PST)

I really like those glasses on you, Doc.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 08, 1998 at 18:33:29 (PST)

Wow, doc! love the new pic!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 08, 1998 at 19:47:01 (PST)

Doc, I knew there was a reason I LIKED you!
lisa (all woman, and ALL that)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 08, 1998 at 23:29:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

For sale
One slightly played with Palm Pilot.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 10, 1998 at 08:04:27 (PST)

Man,

What a bunch of amish jokers. If Monica Lewinsky is beefy, serve me some stew. OH, and raven....Winona said forget it, the hempmeister is more than she can handle.

Oh, yeah, who in the world are jivex and modernangel....my pc takes a crap for a week and we get new newbies with pictures. The only thing worse than a newbie with a picture is MAYBE a spam omelette.



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 10, 1998 at 13:20:01 (PST)

Jivex is the former Agent Meat, a regular (off and on) in #ARF and its predecessor for over four years. The same more or less goes for Modern Angel (also known as Daytonvh or something like that). To them, YOU'RE the newbie.

Beefily yours,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 10, 1998 at 16:12:13 (PST)

Wow,

Where have I been? Well, I would like to take this chance to welcome all the newbies in the world, no matter how old they are, and how much of a newbie they are not.

So there.....I'm just saying,

Hempec


A Butter Patty from: oldbie WITHOUT a picture...a.k.a. dave
on Wednesday, March 11, 1998 at 21:11:33 (PST)

that IS a pretty snappy picture yer sportin there steve...just thought I'd throw in my 2 cents about the whole "beefy" thing...now where I come from, beefy is usually used to describe the mammary glands of an adjacent(or sometimes nonexistent) person...as in the colloquial use, "check out the beefy tits on that fatass" if the subject is male, or "for tits that beefy, she's awful skinny" in the case of the ladies. the lunchlady, for example, would be a big beefy bitch with a hairnet. so I think before we all go lurching around like fenceposts, ranting and raving about Monica Lewinsky in all her beefiness, we should pinpoint just what context the beefiness exists in. just a point of clarification from the pickiest bastard this side of Picky Bastardville.

crablegs-hot and steamy, get em while they last.


A Butter Patty from: p.s.
on Wednesday, March 11, 1998 at 21:13:40 (PST)

just what the fuck ARE "indoor whales" anyway?!???? could someone please explain that to me? is there a nuance I'm overlooking here, or are we just dealing with whales that aren't outdoors?

eagerly awaiting someone to clue me in,
crabby


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 14, 1998 at 18:40:17 (PST)

Hey Gang:)

My friend from work is online now, his name is Todd and uses the nick ^Merlin^ and he has 2 roomates that will also be chatting, Kenton and Sarah, don't know what there nicks are going to be BUT welcome them with open arms, let them borrow your sheeps, get naked for them and ABOVE all, PICK on the NEWBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) But be gentle:) LOL

Fitziepooh


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 16, 1998 at 14:53:32 (PST)

ooh -- gettin' close to 10,000 hits.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 16, 1998 at 17:37:22 (PST)

ooOOooo 10,000 hits...I can almost hear the whip crack from here.
lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, March 16, 1998 at 20:56:32 (PST)

It is ooooh so tempting to just hit that little ol' reload button 7 times so I can be the 10,000th.
>:}


A Butter Patty from: BeoSmeg von TunaBomber
on Monday, March 16, 1998 at 23:30:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Nyah Nyah Nyah I got number 9,999
upside down thats more evil than

The Antichrist


so its good to be back, and i know every
single one of you missed me. yeah right


A Butter Patty from: Spring Break Luna
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 08:22:54 (PST)

Hey, you are not wearin green!
PINCH


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 09:03:40 (PST)

Yipeee!!!!!
10,005th!!!!! And I didnt even cheat to get here!
I need a new gif up here. This one looks a little worn around the edges.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 09:55:30 (PST)

DrForrester pulls up his pant leg, revealing a green stripe on his sock, then proceeds to pinch Luna back 10 times in a predetermined but unmentionable location.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 10:20:22 (PST)

Hey,

I didn't wear green on purpose, hoping luna would pinch me!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to me- if you see me today, wish me a Happy Birthday!!!

I'm Nobody Who Are You
Are You Nobody Too?

Thank God for Emily Dickinson!!!

Go Tigers!

Remember the Alamo!!!!!

I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock!!!!

Izzy (aka hempec)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 11:11:55 (PST)

Can I take the opportunity to be the first to say Fuck The Irish? Cool. You idle Colonials'll celebrate any other country's holiday, won't you? What's next, Ayatollah Day?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 15:05:59 (PST)

Boy Nishy,

You English can't lose a country from your empire without bitter feelings...Here's to the Irish I say, makers of the Kennedys, Sinead O'Connor, the Cranberries, dam good soap, corned beef and cabbage, green beer, the River Dance, and Leprechaun I-VIII...I salute you.

Izzy (aka hempec)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 18:33:51 (PST)

You forgot firebombed pubs in Birmingham and Guildford, Ian Paisley, Jimmy Cricket, beer that turns your shit to the consistency of breezeblocks, U2, that fucking awful John Wayne film, House Of Pain....and don't get me started on the Kennedys...

Hey, I'm third generation Irish (well, my grandad was a sailor called Paddy, that's all me granny knew), but you don't see me jigging about over some other country that doesn't give a rat's arse about me...I'll celebrate St Patrick's Day when you celebrate St George's Day, but then again, WE don't even celebrate it...

And oh...we didn't lose the country to you - we quite sneakily left it to you to ruin it....;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 at 22:08:34 (PST)

What the heck is a breezeblock!

Izzy


A Butter Patty from: OggieMon
on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 at 23:09:00 (PST)

I feel the need to spout something intellectual.. It is forthecoming... Believe it... : )




A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 at 23:44:56 (PST)

uhhh doc.. i was told the other day that fungus doesn't count.... so put yur sock away! sorry to break the news to ya.....heh heh. and one thing i want ya'll to remeber about the beefy thing..."nothing at all is great or small without comparision"..........hey compared to Gilbert Grape's mother i am a beauty queen!!!
woooohooooooo!
see ya'll soon if i can figure out this damned old web tv thing. hempec... you may not know this but i have been here for a while off and on. not to be treated like the newbie you may think that i am.=) BLAHH BLAHH BLAH and that is all you need to know.
b'bye now,
chis (a.k.a. sugar)


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 at 23:47:53 (PST)

oh i almost forgot to tell you doc....the green is you! go with it babe. ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOHOOOO
b'bye...chis


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 at 23:52:45 (PST)

oh i almost forgot to tell you doc....the green is you! go
with it babe. ROCK ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOHOOOO
b'bye...chis


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 at 23:53:56 (PST)

heeheee


A Butter Patty from: Mayte
on Thursday, March 19, 1998 at 18:12:14 (PST)

I GOT MY NICK BACK
WOOOHOOOO
:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 20, 1998 at 08:28:21 (PST)

Okay,

That did it....My apology obviously means nothing to anyone, so...From now on, I'm treating EVERYONE like they're a newbie...so there. ; )

Anyone wanna join me in my new business venture, bottled water. LedPipe came up with a slogan...Erie Water...If it ain't floatin', it ain't impo'tant.

Izzy


A Butter Patty from: ERNIE
on Friday, March 20, 1998 at 20:25:30 (PST)

PICK ON YOUR OVERSHOE


A Butter Patty from: dave
on Saturday, March 21, 1998 at 13:10:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

oh. my. god. guess what I just heard. They're making a chipmunks movie!!!!!! What the fuck? Is this really necessary? I don't know about you guys, but I was pretty sure we had heard the last of Alvin, Simon, and the fat one. And I wasn't complaining about it. god damn, just when you thought it was safe to go out to the theaters...then again this smacks of "straight to video", so maybe it'll just be another offensive little morsel I turn my nose up at when I'm at Blockbuster...

and just what IS a "breezeblock", anyway?

just curious...
crablegs


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 21, 1998 at 18:51:38 (PST)

Point One: The Other Chipmunk is Theodore. I know this because they have it on Nick every fucking day and I have to watch it. The theme song goes "We'll give you action and satisfaction" they squeak, like a troupe of male strippers.

Point Two: A breezeblock is a very large concrete brick the build motorways with. What do you call motorways again? I don't recall, as I'm caned as a bastard and arging with my fucking roomie about something that happen eight fucking years ago, and didn't even mean shit then. Sigh.

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 22, 1998 at 09:58:34 (PST)

Um....Streets?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, March 22, 1998 at 12:57:29 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I received an email from a Joe Feldmenn the other day asking me to help him find work. What list he got my address from is a mystery to me. His web site is the best "Will work for food" sign I have ever seen. Hands down. I especially like all the references he got from the townsfolk of Half Moon Bay. I am posting his link here because I think a bunk on an Amish farm is just what this boy needs. You never know..one of them MAY be watching us. : ) Besides if he becomes the next Forrest Gump Muliti Millionaire, I can say I was there to help.


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Tuesday, March 24, 1998 at 08:31:36 (PST)

welll..i can't use the man...but i like his shirt. it
is....unique.=) what's more american than our boy joe?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, March 25, 1998 at 05:27:59 (PST)

{{{{{{{{{{***GrueverChickiePooh***}}}}}}}}}}}}


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got your PRESENT right HERE, same thing I gave NITERAVEN Last year BADDABING!!!!!!!!! /snd notgay...

Anyways Drink some for me tonight, Have a great time!!!!!!!

OH btw MARKIEMARK where are you???????????????

your friendly neighborhood
Fitziepooh

Oh and HI everyone else out there!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 26, 1998 at 05:33:09 (PST)

Darn this school work! I forgot all about Gruever havin a birthday!

Well I know i am a day late and a dollar short BUT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUEVER!

(Big Yellow Smiley Face)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, March 26, 1998 at 18:41:57 (PST)

so, im just letting you all know several days in advance that my birthday will be April 4th. *HINT HINT*
:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 27, 1998 at 11:13:52 (PST)

Disco,
Just giving you several days in advance that I don't give a toss and you'll be lucky to get a kick up the arse from me.
*HINT HINT* ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 27, 1998 at 11:25:53 (PST)

Whoa!
Best ease up on the yellow stuff, Chauncey.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 27, 1998 at 15:58:38 (PST)

promise??
:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 27, 1998 at 16:26:25 (PST)

Uh...wha? I'm always here in spirit Mikey! ;) I've been away hanging out with Pearl Forrester hatching evil schemes to take over the world.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 06:28:27 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The tension mounts.... WHO IS ERIC CARTMAN'S FATHER????
I say we start a pool... I have $5.00 on Ken (but wouldnt be at all surprised if it was the Broncos)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 06:36:27 (PST)

OH....btw I was referring to KenDawg...not the Ken on South Park giggles
Hes just sick like that and cant account for his whereabouts the nite of the Drunken Barn Dance. He does however remember waking up with hay in his hair and a hickey in an unmentionable area.
Tee Hee
SLi-ness


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, March 31, 1998 at 13:02:42 (PST)

I dunno...I think its hempy. He seems like the kind of guy that would have been rolling around in that haystack with Mr. Garrison. Obviously he was part of a "manage a three" as Ms. Cartman put it >:)


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