June '98

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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 01, 1998 at 16:29:29 (PDT)

WEEEEE!!!!

TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!!


oh and...

In your FACE Hempster!! ;o)




BillyZ


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 01, 1998 at 20:56:32 (PDT)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHREDRUMHHHHHHhh???!!!!!!

i demand to be first.......DDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCREDRUMCCCCCC!!!!!!!



I WAS FIRST FIRST



A Butter Patty from: Puffy Ness
on Tuesday, June 02, 1998 at 08:35:49 (PDT)

Oh it is soo kewl to have my pic on the page. Oh and Hempec, do you enjoy me being on top? I thought you would.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 04, 1998 at 06:08:35 (PDT)

The BeeGees are touring again. LMAO


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 04, 1998 at 18:36:25 (PDT)

Hey!!!!

The BeeGees are no laughing matter.....Me and me brothers have worked long and hard to please you and it's a shame that most of the American public won't be our mates. So please, I ask you, give a chance to three English blokes out to make a buck.

"How can you mend a broken heart? How can a loser ever win? How can you stop the sun from shining?"

Robyn Gibb (aka Hempec)

P.S. The reports that I annually get ungly stick shock therapy is also FALSE, but th e reports that Doc picks his nose are definitely TRUE!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 04, 1998 at 18:43:04 (PDT)

Hey,

Who the heck put Puffy on top of me anyway? DOC WHATTHEHECKAREREDRUMYOUTRYINGREDRUMTODOTOMEREDRUM!

I'll show you shrill!!!!!!!!

Shrillily yours,

Hempy!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 01:34:41 (PDT)

Hempy darling it was an eventuality....shell eventually try to mount all of you....hahah just kidding....oh btw...Puffy smooches.... and you do know WHO NOT TO TRY TO MOUNT RIGHT????????
just as long as we are clear on that one.....giggles
Sli-ness


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 07:42:02 (PDT)

SLi, I wouldn't attempt to follow in the footsteps of the great goddess. The task would be to difficult and painful. hehe I am keeping my sites set on David Duchovny. By the way, Hemp, I thought you would like the sit n spin treatment also.
Won't that get me a set of tickets to one of your stateside gigs?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 08:19:12 (PDT)

Gee I guess I did train her well....


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 11:21:14 (PDT)

Iāve changed my mind.
Thatās right, my fellow Americans, even though Hempec once saved my life, I can no longer stand idly by as he roots and yanks at the moral fiber of our proud country.
As you know, he has chosen to associate himself with the Bee Gees, whose awful pop music in the 70ās paved the way for the homosexual agenda that now threatens to turn all of America gay.
Did you notice that you canāt spell "hempec" without the word "hemp"? Yes, a subliminal message that espouses the use of illegal drugs in yet another example of his insidious plan to turn our fine country into a nation of liberal pot-smoking butt-punchers.
And in his most scandalous attack yet, he accuses Doc of excavating his nasal cavities digitally! Folks, Doc may be "an ass" (to quote Pontifex, another fine, upright American who sleeps with a gun under his pillow and one eye open and pointed towards Roswell), but his iron-fisted leadership and lack of tolerance for just about everything uphold the fine, old-fashioned family values of a true American. Hempec could do much worse than to follow his example.
Don't let Hempec's perverted, sick, foul, amoral drivel influence you. He is only out to turn America into his personal Caligulist playground. Kick him hard, and often.

Thank you,
Rush


A Butter Patty from: Your Lovely Loser
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 11:39:31 (PDT)

Hello.... I wanna be last... please... let me be last, or there will be conflict, and a war ofer the churn in which I will resort to throwing hissy-fits and crying, there will be many deaths..


A Butter Patty from: Maurice Gibb
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 13:34:49 (PDT)

Imposter!
Robyn Gibb, my bald, homosexual brother, is NOT Hempec. The real Robyn's voice is shrill, not his demeanor (like Hempec's).
For shame, Mr. Hempec! You're a bloody fake and a coward. And your face appears to have caught fire, only to be promptly extinguished with the aid of a cricket shoe.
How can a loser ever win, INDEED, Mr. Hempec!
I have to go now, Maurice have funny kind animal in pants.

Maurice Gibb
"Paying our cocaine bill" Tour '99


A Butter Patty from: Your Friendly Neighborhood Loser
on Friday, June 05, 1998 at 18:47:39 (PDT)

Bottom of the barrel....


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 12:42:39 (PDT)





man... am i the only one slightly aroused by this?


A Butter Patty from: Loser
on Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 13:36:09 (PDT)

No, I masturbated to it 5 times. and I WILL be the last person on the churn. don't bother to try to beat me.



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 06, 1998 at 16:39:51 (PDT)

Just wait til it has a sound track......


: )

Oh BTW..... I think someone is supposed to be helping me get motivated...hehehehe
Smooches
SLi-ness


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 07, 1998 at 19:06:33 (PDT)

Fine SLi...where do I start?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 07, 1998 at 22:28:20 (PDT)

~ Night Fever Night Fever...

*sigh* Disco has returned!!! woo!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 07, 1998 at 23:41:51 (PDT)

yay!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 08, 1998 at 19:33:51 (PDT)

I would like to take this opportunity to thank sharkbait for letting me borrow her
her unused monitor. You rule!!!!!!!

Thank You


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 10, 1998 at 12:54:53 (PDT)

Oh Rush, Rush, where for are you Rush?


A Butter Patty from: A defeated loser
on Thursday, June 11, 1998 at 14:30:54 (PDT)

Well, it's been said, that....... uhhhhhh well, I don't have a quote to use for this.... so, I'll make one up, "One day it's time for a young loser to leave the nest" This time is now.... I know most of you won't be sad (SLi) J/K. well, that's about it... /me takes off his @ and hands it back to doc... Thanks for the fun, and you might want that OP cleaned..... Bye!!!!! if you have somefin' to tell me, my address is right up there.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 12, 1998 at 12:30:32 (PDT)

Maybe its cause I'm southern or because I learned English improperly but gee I tested pretty high and got that scholarship and stuff.... But I think I need a definition for the phrase "I'm not coming back"...we keep hearing it from assorted people and they invariably show back up. Do we not thoroughly offend or repulse you and if not what can we do to fulfill your needs?? Believe me there are several of us who want to give you our very best effort to ensure you are repulsed and degraded to the point that you never show back up again· please let us know how we can fulfill your every fantasy in this arena. We are prepared to be abusive, mean spirited, even disgusting anything it takes·cause that's what we do we give we are givers.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 12, 1998 at 17:22:28 (PDT)

*sniff*
The love in this room, its incredible. We are a remarkable bunch, arent we? Perfect strangers come from channels across the globe, just to be insulted by us. I think back at how many people have left our channel cursing, with tears in their eyes, shaking their fists. "SCREW YOU!!! I dont need this SHIT!" They come back for more. I think SLi is onto something when she says, "that's what we do, we give, we are givers." If we were not providing a civil service, surely they would not return. We need someone to do a thesis paper on this. I heard Mayte finished her last one, maybe we could get her to do it, this must be history of SOME kind.


A Butter Patty from: sharky
on Friday, June 12, 1998 at 18:20:14 (PDT)

LUUUUUUUNNNNNNAAAAAAa you are welcome pallie, I love ya babe!



A Butter Patty from: Nothing
on Friday, June 12, 1998 at 18:47:19 (PDT)

You know, SLi made me feel special. I really don't feel abused enough can you meet my need to feel worthless? Please R.S.V.P - Loser


A Butter Patty from: EdZeppelin
on Sunday, June 14, 1998 at 03:11:36 (PDT)

I wanted to be the first to report; a woman was attacked in San Francisco by 3 men this weekend. Two of them held her down, and the other one fixed her hair.

Thank you.

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 15, 1998 at 06:44:59 (PDT)

Concerning People Leaving and Returning:

um..../sound wb.wav


A Butter Patty from: crablegs
on Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 23:07:32 (PDT)

I'm sorry...I know this is no longer relevant, but ***What in the hell is up with that butter churning thing?!?*** At first glance I didn't really know what to make of it...then I was kind of repulsed...then I was kind of aroused...then I was kind of disgusted and mad at myself for being aroused but I was still pretty aroused...and I'm not even gay...I don't think. Congratulations you sick bastards on once again making me question my sexual orientation.

Thanks- I guess that's all.

Mr. Popularity


A Butter Patty from: OGGIE.JPG
on Wednesday, June 17, 1998 at 10:25:59 (PDT)

Don't be ashamed of the doubt of sexual oriention. I have questioned that many many times. I have come to the conclusion that whatever goes.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 18, 1998 at 23:30:32 (PDT)

Well I understand that there has been some speculation in the channel regarding my mental stability and possible paranoia... and you may be asking yourself how I know these things well haha the black helicopters aren't the only ones who can find shit out... I have my ways..Hahaha. Art Bell came to me in a dream and told me that you bunch of liberal communist hippie pinko dope smokin butt pirate freaks were out to destroy the very moral fiber of society and that I should make my visits regular and keep track of you. That's why you'll never be rid me of me... send your worse... give me your perversions, your freaky sick pagan wenches who choose to raise their children with minds of their own, and mothers who choose to make their children's safety first and blatantly violate the peoples rights. They should be home having babies for the Reich the very idea of women having jobs...like letting you vote wasn't enough. We even let you read next thing you know you damn women will be having ideas and wanting to own land...how repugnant. I can take on all you non-pledge-of-allegiance saying sickos.
Cause I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it I can take all of you on single handedly. I would have to... my right hand stays too busy in my pants. I haven't worked out the details of shooting you all via a computer but give me time. My buddy Timothy McVeigh says he has buddies left over from Waco that have bought AOL for Dummies and just as soon as they pool up enough money they are going to buy a computer and then WATCH OUT MAN..Cause we are going to get ya then...hahahahahahaha and it'll be beautiful man.... Just like when I go out in the forest and shoot rabbits in the head. They think they are so smart just sitting there eating grass and wiggling their noses... but Rush and Art told me that it was rabbits and not rats that spread bubonic plague in Europe. Its all a plot man don't you see?
Well enough of this I have an abortion clinic to bomb see you soon and remember resistance is futile you will be assimilated...HAHAHAHA
Love ya
Pont


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 19, 1998 at 17:18:40 (PDT)

I know.. I don't care what I stick it in.. Man, woman, Sli... Etc...



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 20, 1998 at 10:35:18 (PDT)

Now now Oggie.... I thought you preferred that we not mention that whole sorted affair to anyone... I mean I know that happens to men all the time well actually that was the first time I had seen it, also the first time I had seen one so small...but I digress. Hope that viagra works for your big date with DevilGirl next week. Might want to try two.
Smooches
SLi


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 21, 1998 at 19:19:10 (PDT)

Hey!! I... umm... just got out of the pool!!! You never gave me a chance!!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 22, 1998 at 09:43:28 (PDT)

You know.....

My first instinct was to ignore the post by the human amoeba, Pontifex, but I just have to write in and show my disapproval.

I'm only going to say this once....Ponti, you are a complete and utter moron. You are the pinnacle of ignorance and small-minded, blind criticism. Some of those things you are joking about are not jokes, and should not be taken so lightly. I'm sick of your mindless drivel. If you have nothing constructive to offer, shutup!!!!

I'm sorry bologna sandwich,

Hempy


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 22, 1998 at 16:12:26 (PDT)

Oh dear god, or goddess as the case may be.


A Butter Patty from: gaylen manious
on Monday, June 22, 1998 at 21:31:13 (PDT)

I Already Been to the Butter Party!


A Butter Patty from: crablegs
on Tuesday, June 23, 1998 at 00:09:27 (PDT)

needless to say.......ewwwwwwwwww.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 at 08:45:02 (PDT)

Thanks to all the rake fighters for allowing me to spend a whole year blurting out
one liners and handing out Goatmilk Fudge at will!
Sunday will mark my second online birthday! I will be a stunning amish lady of 33!
I only wish that Tom Petty would visit the rake fight for my birthday! *sigh*


Thank You
luna


A Butter Patty from: Disturbing Yet Somehow Appropriate Poetry
on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 at 20:48:45 (PDT)

SUPERMARKET FLASHBACKS
SHOW ARMS AND LEGS IN PLASTIC SACKS
FAT MEN TWELVE BANANAS HIGH
DIE WHILE ALL THE WOMEN CRY
LOVE-LOVE GETS SUCKED AWAY
ON BIG FAT LIPS WHILE PEOPLE PRAY
BOY PLUS GIRL MAKE MESS OUT OF SEX
NO BABIES COME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
DE-EVOLUTION SELF-EXECUTION NO-SOLUTION
I'M A POTATO AND I'M SO HIP
TEENAGE HOODLUMS STAND IN LINE
DONATE BLOOD TO PAY FOR CRIME
BUTCHERS STEAL DOCTOR'S TOOLS
SEW PRETTY HEADS ON DOGS AND MULES
HI-FI SYSTEMS MEN IN PAIRS
TAPE BODIES FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS
FATHER-SON TEAMS SPLIT THE COST
OF NIGHTTIME GIRLS BUT ALL IS LOST
TO DE-EVOLUTION SELF-EXECUTION NO-SOLUTION
I'M A SPUDMAN I GOT EYES ALL AROUND
MARTIAN FEET TURN DIRT AND STONE
FOR BURIED TREASURE HUMAN BONE
MADISON MEN TATTOO ADS
ON TEN YEAR OLDS WITH SUCKER PADS
ROCKETS RUST ATTACK DECAY
THINGS FALL APART WHILE SPACEMEN PLAY
NOW DADDY ZERO DROPS HIS BROWN
GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN
TO DE-EVOLUTION SELF-EXECUTION NO-SOLUTION
I'M A SPUDGUN I'D LIKE TO SHOOT 'EM ALL!

THANK YOU
DEVO


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 25, 1998 at 08:26:20 (PDT)

More oddly appropriate DEVO lyrics:

WE'RE THROUGH BEING COOL
ELIMINATE THE NINNIES AND THE TWITS
GOING TO BANG SOME HEADS
GOING TO BEAT SOME BUTTS
TIME TO SHOW THOSE EVIL SPUDS WHAT'S WHAT
IF YOU LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN
YOU MIGHT MEET A DOZEN OR TWO
YOUNG ALIEN TYPES WHO STEP OUT
AND DARE TO DECLARE
SPANK THE PANK WHO TRY TO DRIVE YOU NUTS
TIME TO CLEAN SOME HOUSE
BE A MAN OR A MOUSE
WASTE THOSE WHO MAKE IT TUFF TO GET AROUND
IF YOU LIVE IN A BIG PLACE
MANY FACTIONS UNDERGROUND
CHASE DOWN MISTER HINKY DINK
SO NO TRACE CAN BE FOUND
PUT THE TAPE ON ERASE
REARRANGE A FACE
WE ALWAYS LIKED PICASSO ANYWAY
MASH 'EM

Is anyone else slightly scared that I posted this?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 25, 1998 at 09:16:57 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ATTENTION VIDEO RAKE FIGHTERS!

iVisit released the latest beta of the iVisit software on Tuesday.
Previous version expires on July 1st.
New version is good until October 1st. Go get it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 26, 1998 at 10:57:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm more than slightly scared, but then SLi has that effect on most people!!!

Hempy


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 29, 1998 at 06:40:39 (PDT)

I try Godess knows I try....
I just had to post this lil topic line from last nite its just too damn funny and needs to go down in a more lasting place than our ever changing topic line

EdZeppelin- Doc is a state of mind, wherever Amish youth leer at chickens, there is Doc. Wherever Amish housewives flick their skirts up and reveal fat ankles, there is Doc. Wherever the churning gets really hot and vigorous...

Well just had to share that with those of you who missed it....
Just amused...or is that aroused???
Smooches
Her Royal SLi-ness


A Butter Patty from: Gruever
on Monday, June 29, 1998 at 23:42:15 (PDT)

*Ah-hem* Check check...check one...check check..check two. Yes, it is I, the Gruever Chick...is this thing on? What part of the churn do I speak into? Check check.. ummmm...This is my first post (even though I've known most of you for almost 2 years...)....oh, feedback...check..I just wanted to say that I am Amish and I am not going to hide it anymore. Thank you. Oh, and I'd like to say that ivisit is just like a crackhouse. Please send your donations in my name to help people like Luna. Thank you again. Goodnight and have a pleasent tomorrow.


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