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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 15:27:43 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha!

I'm first. I'm a star in the nuthouse.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 01, 2002 at 16:57:47 (GMT)

lol well...we have to have a leader


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 03, 2002 at 15:49:34 (GMT)

(chants) One of us....One of us...


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 06:07:14 (GMT)

"There are many people who would say that Ozzie (Osbourne) is overexposed. Then there are others, who are Amish."

-Jon Stewart


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 10:49:01 (GMT)

*ozzie voice*

SHARON!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 05, 2002 at 15:43:38 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

This little article was brought to my attention by puterNERD. Thanks, Marc!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 00:20:15 (GMT)

Well damn Doc we know you have a car battery to run your puter and nipple clamps...those English come up with the best ideas.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 07:35:15 (GMT)

Test, I guess


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 08, 2002 at 18:18:00 (GMT)

Happy B-day Zero!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 09, 2002 at 15:30:57 (GMT)

happy birthday zero :)

sorry so late :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 10, 2002 at 03:19:31 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

speakin of birthdays...
and H Bday to Zero too


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 10, 2002 at 10:58:34 (GMT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARKBAIT!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 10, 2002 at 20:40:53 (GMT)

Dayum...a lotta folks was gettin' some nookie nine months ago for all these June B-days.


A Butter Patty from: Bill McKinley
on Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 00:53:34 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm still trying to get a handle on this happy backslapping birthday shit


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 01:42:17 (GMT)

/me puts his handle in Bill McKinley's mouth


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 11:57:01 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

"what a useless restrictive smothering (oh, and anti american) website"

That's the text of the email I got from Bill McKinley.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 12:07:55 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

My reply, just so we're all able to share Bill's moment of crisis and welcome him back to the Land of Love and Healing:

Useless? Of course, I suppose. Restrictive? Not sure what you mean by that one; I rarely post at the churn, but I've never had anything censored on it by the guy who runs it. Smothering? WTF? Anti-American? Not sure what you mean by that either. Half my family is in the Corp, and my father's a WWII veteran. But, like I said, it's not my site you're referring to.

My site is at http://spreadeagleranch.com

You're welcome to come to my sandbox and post there on my message board all you like. I won't restrict, smother or make you innately sad. Though I fear it may be too late for you. Anyone who sends me unsolicited emails sharing their disapproval of things they know little or nothing about obviously has some sort of issues that aren't being dealt with.

I'm sending warm, Golden Circles of Healing Love to encircle that Radiant Light-Filled Inner Child of God of yours before you sexually abuse him any more than you already have. Perhaps you'd like a teddy bear or something.

We all have our moments, puddinhead. And for some of us, they're pretty dark. I want you to know that I'm pullin for ya and hopin that you come through this in one piece. I know the world's a scary place and shittin in other people's sandboxes is sometimes the only way to find a little courage to face the evil that men do. But frankly, hon, I find that impulse a bit un-American and downright unattractive. Still, de gustibus non es disputandem.


--- Bill McKinley wrote:
> Well I'll leave you all to your innate sadness
>
> http://www.amishrakefight.org/churn/#addpost
>


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 15:57:49 (GMT)

Oh, poor Billy was deeply wounded by my reply to his post, so he left the same post over and over a dozen times, some shit about suing me for violating his right to free speech (what a fucking idiot), and that was BEFORE I banned him from the Churn. Pretty stupid, considering he was dumb enough to post his e-mail address.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 14, 2002 at 02:20:54 (GMT)

Did I miss something?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 15, 2002 at 07:25:59 (GMT)

All these cats fights and no tender vittles


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 16, 2002 at 15:18:53 (GMT)


Im sorry Im so late but I have been without an internet.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPEYE-X!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 03:50:18 (GMT)

Happy belated Bday, PPX!
Is Yoda Amish?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 02:24:15 (GMT)

he may be. by the way, did anyone see yoda kicking fucking ass in the new movie yet?


A Butter Patty from: tcs
on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 17:56:00 (GMT)

awwww yeah i did


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 21:40:04 (GMT)

WITHOUT THE INTERNET .. NO !!!!!!!!!

Happy Late B/day PPX


A Butter Patty from: travelin' frac
on Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 22:51:01 (GMT)


Hello from San Diego!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 03:14:19 (GMT)


Alice, I saw an In N Out Burger place and thought of you!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 04:09:23 (GMT)

did you think of me too?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 09:27:59 (GMT)

Is In N Out Burger running that Mega Size Squirrel Testicles special again???
Just when you thought chicken nuggets were overdone


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 23, 2002 at 23:57:57 (GMT)


Badham...I think of you ALWAYS.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 02:57:31 (GMT)

Doesn't Larry Sellers live just around the corner from the In N Out Burger?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 21:44:01 (GMT)

ahhh IN and Out Burger.. the joys to which those who have not tried have a large hole their gourmet pallet.....double double with fries, best hang over cure there is. Now Billy would say 4 slime dogs for a potential hang over but, that is because he lives in Buffalo where they think snow is clement weather.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 28, 2002 at 19:26:50 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The best bass player ever died yesterday.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 00:50:46 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

see above link


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 02:01:23 (GMT)

And Badham and I have tickets to see them.
:(


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 29, 2002 at 22:51:56 (GMT)

i heard they are still going to play. woohoo
to bad about Entwistle he was a badass


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