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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 13:24:17 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

this empty churn was starting to bum me out so i figured my nuts would look good as the first post of june


A Butter Patty from: John/idiotboy/all_askew
on Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 13:47:23 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

HI! You're still here.

This shouldn't surprise me, but it does.


A Butter Patty from: Jonathan Bruce
on Saturday, June 02, 2001 at 20:31:52 (PDT)

CALL ME PLEASE:
MY NAME IS JON BRUCE
(617)448-0821


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 00:09:59 (PDT)

Do I get a prize if I call you Jon Bruce? I will not call unless it involves money and lots of it in a numbered account in lets say the Caymen islands. So Jon when you are able to fork over the cash I will call but not until then.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 04:07:19 (PDT)

I called Jon Bruce [like an idiot], Mugtoe? Are you reading this? Maybe you oughta handle this one. Something about the spelling. I think you're probably best equipped to handle the situation, I trust your judgement, man. I always say Mugtoe has the last word on spellings like that.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 12:26:52 (PDT)

Hey folks,

thought I'd let ya know that I finished moving all of my shit outta my old apartment and I am presently staying with a friend of mine who just bought a house. Nothin like cheap rent, I always say.

We're still trying to get things situated, so don't be surprised if I AWOL for a while longer. Of course, I am going to Las Vegas next week, so I'll think of you folks fondly. Or is that, I'll think of fondling you?

Whichever...



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 03, 2001 at 14:18:08 (PDT)

AWOL good, AOL bad.


A Butter Patty from:
onMonday, June 04, 2001 at 08:05:36 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

John Denver sings on a commercial for "Plant A Tree Week", [or something]:
"plant a tree, plant a tree,
make a pledge to the Earth,
plant a tree, plant a tree,
plant a tree for all the world to share"
I'd like to plant my foot in his ass, but he's better off fertilizing the trees.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 04, 2001 at 23:31:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

what is an omokujira? a flying milk whale.
when I went to japantown on sunday I bought a drink that had a picture of a cartoon whale on it and said in english "cherry & yogurt taste" anyways, it had a website. its so weird, you have to see all the links and things it has (if you have the patience). it has movies and a page that you put yor birthday in and it says what you would look like if you were a milk whale (and YES, mine was pink), and a love match machine. I know a bit of japanese, so it's probbly funnier to me. its crazy. anyways im sure kurt will have some fun with it.


A Butter Patty from: 321
on Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 09:08:03 (PDT)

my life suck


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 05, 2001 at 11:25:58 (PDT)

so does your spellink


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 04:24:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Luna take note: ----> goat cams!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 06, 2001 at 16:58:54 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Check out XBA in the "Contagious" section


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 08, 2001 at 13:11:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Doc makes bacon, again.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 11, 2001 at 00:53:24 (PDT)

well I read an awful story about a woman drowning in an elevator in Texas and I immediately got way concerned for Kurt's saftey,
So I thought I'd leave a post to say;
Hope you're owner left you on a high spot on the lawn, or that you saw the floods coming and had the sense to get a promotion to some higher work, like gargoyle or something


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 11, 2001 at 01:29:12 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I've been staying in a giant stadium with a bunch of homeless black guys in Spurs uniforms, a place called The Alamognome. Everyone here is good friends, we share crack rocks and Avery Johnson's shrimp gumbo recipes. I'm doing a personal tribute to the speed heads from down under called "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Snort", but we're looking for a sexual mascot, we had a homosexual named Nigel, but he turned out to not fit into official gnomenclature, personally, I can't even look at his fucked up face, it gives me a stomach ache. Perhaps you'd like the job? It requires a Croccodile Dundee lookalike who lives in a god foresaken desert worse than Utah, and he has a skull made of 4" thick solid bone, a headbanger type. Applicant must be able to drive tent stakes with forehead, while listening to Slipknot.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 11, 2001 at 01:51:05 (PDT)

I dunno
I might take the job if things dont improve soon
I prefer my deserts to be kinda small with adjoining ocean
besides if I took a job from Nigel the Cement Lawn Aboriginal I'd probably get sued or be the cause of some messed up hunger strike


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 11, 2001 at 01:54:04 (PDT)

oh yeah and as far as Aussie Meth head songs check out the lyrics from 'Run to Paradise' by the Choir Boys


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 11, 2001 at 07:22:24 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, Flash, you need to know...
Texas is a BIG place, from the Alamognome, its 200 miles east to Houston, where the water is, and 550 miles west to El Paso, where the Tony Lamma factory makes those boots. That big storm you saw on TV didn't even happen here, it was bright and sunshiney the whole time, like that inferno you sweat in, even during the winter.

/me cleans filter on scum clogged AC wall unit while smoking dope and watching Feds on TV, bragging about this morning's execution of the world's biggest goverment trained asshole coward [see link]


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 05:58:11 (PDT)

I now have so many channels that it makes my head hurt.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 08:09:08 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Check out my face lift!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 12:20:50 (PDT)

Luna, tweak that satellite dish to pick up a PBS show, "Mexico: One Dish At A Time", you want the 'chile relleno' episode. This man will drive you crazy talking about how good it tastes, then he'll tell you how to cook it, and you just add goatmilk cheese, and you'll be ready to make your Goatmilk Cheese Chili Relleno recipe page, with a link to www.popeye-x.com, of course


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 12:33:04 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I don't know what I find more disturbing/humorous... the lice and scabies, or the fact that the annoying Disney characters wandering around frightening children are Teamsters....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 13:21:33 (PDT)

Happy Birthday PPX, you old goat!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 18:06:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PPX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sick fucker. What's with the prostate thingee? I got one of those already. He's a redhead.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 19:32:06 (PDT)

The prostate massager is for the redhaead, as a pacifier, so you can come hang at PPX's treehouse.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 00:53:15 (PDT)

Happy birthday To PPX a very nice dirty old man!!!!!!

Somebody give that man a sponge bath please!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 15:49:37 (PDT)

Let Mugtoe do it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 20:06:16 (PDT)

/me hands Luna a sponge
its my birthday, I get to choose


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 20:50:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

For me to even think about PPX that way is like incest or somethin. I get the heebee-geebees at the thought a that.

He's a funny lookin thing, anyway. He only gets all them women cuzza some kinda mind-control thing he's got goin on.

btw, PPX, Matt thanks ya for the link;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 13, 2001 at 21:20:25 (PDT)

Happy B-day, Kurt.
Mind control? Use the mind control to kill the president or somthin

one day left.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 12:03:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I guess some political genius mistook the Anti Popeye-X Fan Club for a Democratic Party Stronghold, he laid this rotten egg in there today [my reply is the link above]:

What kind of a FUCK ASS, BUM FUCK, GANGBANG FAG-FUCKING democratic site is this? How would you like it if someone was standing next to you with a pad and paper writing down everyting you said? You say something dumb and BAM some democrat shit head will publish it in a newspaper or on some television program or sick website like yours! A republican would never make a web site like this. Thats because we have more class. Its you fucking democrats that sit on the street all day, without jobs, taking drugs and rioting about having the government take care of you. The purpose of government is to keep an eye on you when your carrying out your lives and protect you from foregin and domestic danger. Repubicans don't have the free time to make a pointless site such as this one. I think it's time for you and all the people reading this to get a life. Bonedog444@hotmail.com


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 13:12:36 (PDT)

ummmmmm save me! dave has a chainsaw!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 14, 2001 at 13:25:07 (PDT)

remind dave that its all fun and games til someone gets an eye poked out... then its fun and games you cant see.


Ohhh and tell him not to bring the chainsaw if yall come to visit... I still have a phobia of those damn things.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 15, 2001 at 17:07:45 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Another story about underwear...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 15, 2001 at 22:04:54 (PDT)

I think Pale has seen one too many underpants knomes on his road trips.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 16, 2001 at 20:47:58 (PDT)

Pale.. you'd better call me!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 18, 2001 at 16:46:21 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

what goes good with duck soup?




quackers!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 01:20:41 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Pokey the penguin
A blessing in disguise?
you must read it
for all of them:
http://mirror.yellow5.com/archive


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 14:14:32 (PDT)

Doc, I'm really sorry to hear about your sister. Not much to say at a time like this, but you are in my thoughts, bub. I know people always say this, but if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask. Condolences and love....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 21:34:20 (PDT)

Doc,
My deepest condolences.
I'll keep good thoughts for you guys.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 17:21:40 (PDT)

I am thinking good thoughts for you and your family Doc.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 22, 2001 at 16:50:13 (PDT)

Hi all,

Just wanted to thank everyone who emailed or posted to wish me well. It's appreciated.

Thanks,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 06:31:02 (PDT)

its two days early but I wanted to be the first...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Luna
you're getting old like PPX


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 08:31:55 (PDT)

Happy B-day Looooooooooooooooooona!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 at 14:28:23 (PDT)

Luna you little munchkin you..two days to birthday crisis have a happy one!!! Did you ask for a goat?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 17:15:15 (PDT)

Happy Birthday MISS LUNA!!!

Save me some cake!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 28, 2001 at 20:57:51 (PDT)

happy birthday Luna :)
I didn't know you were the day after clawdi's
:D


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 29, 2001 at 11:12:24 (PDT)

hey, Clawdies! 24? uh, oh, yer gettin' old like the PPX-ster... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, if you were here, I'd climb up your leg and give you a B-Day peck on the cheek.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 29, 2001 at 22:41:54 (PDT)

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! You all are so kind :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 19:44:32 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I just don't think Nashville will ever be the same...but somewhere on the "otherside" there is some awesome fingerpicking now.


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