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A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 01, 2000 at 09:49:19 (PDT)

Elegie

I just don't know what to do tonight,
My head is aching as I drink and breathe
Memory falls like cream in my bones, moving on my own.

There must be something I can dream tonight,
The air is filled with the moves of you,
All the fire is frozen yet still I have the will, ooh, ah.

Trumpets, violins, I hear them in the distance
And my skin emits a ray, but I think it's sad, it's much too bad
That our friends can't be with us today.

---Patti Smith/Allen Lanier


A Butter Patty from: A Loving, Caring Nurturer
on Thursday, June 01, 2000 at 13:14:01 (PDT)

Aw, someone needs a CyberHug.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 01, 2000 at 16:33:24 (PDT)

Who knew ppx was so caring????????


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 01:22:06 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

That wasn't me. I work for SneakyBoy Careware, for sure, but I didn't make that post...
Apparently someone else in here cares a little MORE than ppx...

Caring Digitally For A New And Hurting Millennium

Breeding Monsters And Destroying Lies

*hugs*



A Butter Patty from: spamx
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 04:42:06 (PDT)

Who would do such a thing to destroy your image???


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 04:42:50 (PDT)

CRAP!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 09:02:49 (PDT)

Guess who was just promoted one rank in the worlds finest Navy =)

Yes yes I VinylJunkie, the loveable hugable bastard child you all never had but secretly wanted, has been promoted. Now with my new title as King of the World, my first order shall be a simple one.

Bathe her and bring her to me!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 19:37:43 (PDT)

Ok, but it's a pain in the neck scrubbing out all the wrinkles. Granny always gets so cranky.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 02, 2000 at 21:11:11 (PDT)

I got moved and police where a fun addition to any moving day don't you think? Well at least half moved, everything is in storage for now. Let us hope the second half of this adventure is less painfull then the first. I am in AZ at least can we say hot!!!!

Congrats VJ!!!!!! How many unclean women rang the bell before you got a clean one?


A Butter Patty from: Lyn Uhx (Alias)
on Saturday, June 03, 2000 at 19:49:17 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Couple of questions:

Q:Where can I see Amish Rake Fights?

Q:Is that moving butter curn supposed to scare me or is my fear internally generated?

Q:When is the best time to shed flax?

Thank you for your time and patience.

Lyn Uhx (Alias)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 03, 2000 at 20:20:02 (PDT)

Actually, the butter churn (spelled with an "h" you'll notice) is an old Amish custom. The speed of which is determined by arousal. Just FYI.
;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 10:48:55 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Maybe "curn" was supposed to be "curd"? Depends on which "whey" you read it.

:(


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 12:16:10 (PDT)

Waxing your flax can be done at any time.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 04, 2000 at 13:00:42 (PDT)

Man I have lost the goat watching site! What will i do????


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 05, 2000 at 02:18:21 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Don't let the Internet get your goat, Luna, you can always use a ppx .html page for a goat pen, if the need arises. Last time I searched, over 800 popeye-x pages came up, I see no reason why one of them couldn't house a bunch of stinky old goats, since that's what they're already doing anyway.


A Butter Patty from: Gnome Finder
on Monday, June 05, 2000 at 05:40:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I finally found out what a Gnome looks like. Hey, you can call me a Gnome all you want, apparently they look pretty good.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 05, 2000 at 08:03:21 (PDT)

I think you sport the red pointy hat quite well.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 12:39:48 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.



A Butter Patty from: BADHAM
on Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 22:57:55 (PDT)

~~JOY~~


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 06, 2000 at 23:17:13 (PDT)

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 07, 2000 at 15:47:26 (PDT)

~you took my joy, i want it back



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 07, 2000 at 19:37:17 (PDT)

For those fans of Pro Wrestling (and damnit Fitzie, I mean you) I get to gloat and strut around the barn a little bit, with the mear mention of my name on one of the BIGGEST wrestling websites on the net.

And don't make fun, you should have seen the shit eating grin on my face when I saw it. It really made my day.



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 08, 2000 at 14:31:49 (PDT)

Yeah, sure scott *snicker*


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 08, 2000 at 15:28:45 (PDT)

OOOOOO snickers! Can I have a Mars bar?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 09, 2000 at 10:46:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I get to meet SLi tonight! That's good, isn't it? :o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 09, 2000 at 13:05:28 (PDT)

Mug...remind me to take the tylenol pm before I get on the plane for portland...I think Ill probably need a nap :)
I get to meet Mugtoe tonight :)
What Im gonna do at my final destination is best not discussed here ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 09, 2000 at 22:06:37 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The plane was cancelled. I hope you made it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 10, 2000 at 09:05:28 (PDT)

ATTENTION.... ATTENTION...
{Clears his throat}

~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHARKY!!!
~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!
~~You eat Jello¨ shooters...
~~and throw up in the commode!!!

Well, I tried.



A Butter Patty from: Stuffkicker
on Saturday, June 10, 2000 at 15:03:36 (PDT)

*Trying as hard as he can not to sound dumb*
I would like to know what is Amish Rake Fight? DON'T HURT ME! PLEASE!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 10, 2000 at 19:16:45 (PDT)

A little rake never hurt anyone ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 11, 2000 at 00:26:19 (PDT)

a little rake never hurt anyone...but hows bout a giant set of nuts. C'mon look at 'em these nuts are pissed!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 11, 2000 at 11:05:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Darlin, have a seat right here and I'll tell you all about it. I promise you, you can trust me.

oxox


A Butter Patty from: Pinkubus
on Sunday, June 11, 2000 at 14:52:25 (PDT)

Hello!
You ppl never cease to amaze/entertain me.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 11, 2000 at 20:33:41 (PDT)

I don't think there is a person alive that can out drink Sharky!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 12, 2000 at 12:15:17 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I know a few dead people who could drink Sharkey under the ocean.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 12, 2000 at 20:13:56 (PDT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PPX!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at 18:52:30 (PDT)

Some times you feel like a nut some times you don't.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 09:45:14 (PDT)

I like them in pairs. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 13:17:32 (PDT)

that last post has to be a setup for me to talk about my nuts somemore


A Butter Patty from: spamx
on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 13:24:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Even I saw that one coming...

MaidenIce is making me blush....


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 19:13:59 (PDT)

Good lord, I didn't think that was possible. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 at 23:09:41 (PDT)

"nuts" Gen. Douglas Macarthur


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 07:49:32 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

It was Gen. McAuliffe in the siege of Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge who said that.

Why do I say shit like this?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 19:05:03 (PDT)

I dunno, Mug. We'll just nod our heads and smile as usual. :)


A Butter Patty from: Pinkubus
on Friday, June 16, 2000 at 02:36:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I just thought this was funny.
Enjoy!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 16, 2000 at 17:22:33 (PDT)

I approach my cat differently now!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 16, 2000 at 23:30:43 (PDT)

I NEED LUNCH MEAT THE KIND FULL OF NITRATES ETC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Pinkubus
on Saturday, June 17, 2000 at 11:39:58 (PDT)

Olive loaf?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 17, 2000 at 17:31:02 (PDT)

Tah Dah!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, June 18, 2000 at 21:10:42 (PDT)

At the circle K there is a propane exchange station..you know where you exchange and empty tank for a full one and it's called PPX does that mean some thing? Gas wise? Hmmmmm....


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 14:55:36 (PDT)

I know I was going to write something...honestly, I swear to god I was. I came to the Churn, read through all the posts, and I know I was intending to make SOME sort of statement...but that freaking plunger going up and down has hypnotized me again...up...down...up...down...up..........down. It never stops. I'm so taken by it that I'm going to write a poem about it. Duck and cover, here it comes.

Oh plunger
Lovely plunger
Up
down
up
down
up


down
You never stop.

-Dave (Rhymes with "Back from the grave")


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 18:49:50 (PDT)

Welcome back, Dave! I was afraid that SLi and I scared you off with iVisit that one night.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 21:36:53 (PDT)

Sheesh we kept our clothes on....


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 22:06:00 (PDT)

Wish I didn't have to work all the damn time...


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 23:24:18 (PDT)

Never! Although honestly it was disconcerting to be able to match up faces to the names that I'd known for years, by no means did your hilarious antics scare me off...I just had to take a little bit of a hiatus, if you will. It's good to see you all still in good working order...I can't wait to come back and bug you all again with my nonstop assault of ridiculous gibberish...until next time...

-The man who has no left butt cheek.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 23:24:43 (PDT)

Lunch meat pizza


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, June 19, 2000 at 23:40:20 (PDT)

Jesus I almost forgot...HAMMURABI.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 21, 2000 at 12:40:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

to purple pie: you've heard about jumping jack flash being a gas-gas-gas, right? what's wrong with ppx getting a little tanked now & then?

I've been discovering the joys of channel obscurity, I wonder what #BBW_over40 must be like? I hope its as much fun as #40+SANITY, which I understand Doc just LOVED. I know they welcomed ppx with open arms, one fella even gave me a rum & coke, so don't let all them cyber-hugs fool ya, there's some nasty tang in there, ripe for the pickins. All you young studs take note, ppx will guide you to the promiseland. Actually, I did find a nice little poon pocket, #acid_butterflies, but guys, if you're gonna go act like horky-dorks, please DO NOT mention my name, thank you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 17:12:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

That ain't nothin. I got some kid from SoCal on undernet who changed his nick to "slave4zeb" and waits for me every day so he can tell me how he wants to lick my feet and be passed around amongst my friends. I don't even think he's of age. I wonder what his mom thinks of that kinda crap. I also get a few birds from #punk who send me pics. I ain't gonna tell ya what channel I met the SoCal worm on. Some things strain the bounds of good taste even por moi.

you sister in Christ
oxoxoxoxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 17:17:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

There was a young girl of Machias

Whose panties were cut on the bias,

With an opening behind

To let out the wind

And to let Dr. Popeye in twice..


Dad found that in a book
oxoxoxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from: Dionicia
on Friday, June 23, 2000 at 19:33:53 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hello,

I linked to ya'll. I haven't been able to talk in a while, but I just wanted ya'll to know that I think ya'll are all a real bunch of characters and I hope more people visit your site. Check out mine, tell me what you think.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, June 24, 2000 at 05:52:03 (PDT)

Stop Kitty Porn!


A Butter Patty from: Gizel
on Saturday, June 24, 2000 at 23:21:28 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Oh wow...I am actually writing something.
and now...I shall leave you with something I use for many occasions...like holidays...and the like.
"I'm too fucking busy and vice versa." -Dorothy Parker
(funny enough, my High School would not let me use it for my senior quote beneath my photgraph)
Giz...or hey you


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 04:49:34 (PDT)

Happy Birthday Miss Looooona!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 16:20:02 (PDT)

Just for you miss luna...
One more time....

Ron Matusalem Red Flame 75.5%151 Monarch RumParamount Virgin Island Flaming Rum 75.5%El Caribe 151 Proof RumSuperior Lamb's Palm Breeze Amber Rum 151ˇSuperior Lamb's Navy Rum 151ˇ
Ron Bacardi Superior - 151 ProofPalo Viejo 151Don Q 151 - 75.5%Black Seal 75.5%Tortuga 151 Proof Cayman Rum 75.5%Ron Bermudez 151




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 17:23:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Birthday 6/28 Luna


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 20:22:00 (PDT)

Happy Birthday Loooooooooooooooonakins


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, June 28, 2000 at 20:26:59 (PDT)

Happy B-day from meeee toooooo Looooooona!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 00:41:31 (PDT)

Got here just in time to say Happy Birthday Ms. Luna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goats to ya!!!!!


Bad video card and it has to go back to the bastards that made it for 3 to 5 weeks..what bullshit so at any rate good by computer for the time being......


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 07:14:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Birthday, Babysnakes!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 07:16:21 (PDT)

You guys ROCK :)

Thank You


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 16:37:30 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I've seen the future of IRC, and its #BBW_over40. Attention all you young bucks: Wanna know what its like to be SMOTHERED with slick come-ons? Go to #BBW_over40, you will be attacked with warm hellos and innuendos. You think ARF is hot? Guess again, punkydoodles. Slide on over to #BBW_over40, and be ready to have your age in your nick, for quick selection. Why waste time with idle chit chat, when you could be making HEADway, knowwhatimsayin'? You like limey tang? They got it, in SPADES, baby, but its not spades, but rather hearts, and if you play your cards right... who knows? (Hint: PPX KNOWS) Can you say "plane ticket"? Can you say "vodka"? Can you say "do me"? I knew you could... try #BBW_over40, instant multiple female response guarranteed. Its fun to be "needed" (for a change).


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 19:00:48 (PDT)

./nick frac45


A Butter Patty from: Dionicia
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 19:18:14 (PDT)

Popeye, remember when you leave for your BBW40+ tryst, bring your baggage, their have thiers.


A Butter Patty from: twofreds
on Thursday, June 29, 2000 at 23:01:37 (PDT)

I've got to check here and get on the chan a LOT more often!

Belated happy birthday Luna.

Sorry again about the cat Doc :-(


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 30, 2000 at 00:05:54 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Maybe you should go to the above site, and ask them, "Is Jeeves gay?" You may be surprised at what you discover.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, June 30, 2000 at 10:37:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

This link is for all you single ladies...


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