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A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 01:17:04 (PDT)

I was trying to dial up a psychic hot line and all I got was a message saying "your life sucks please call back when we don't have to give you bad news". Now I knew this was not true because I had a naked swim and a root beer float. What is summer with out swimming bare assed for hours on end and having a roat beer float? So they saved me my 99 cents a minute and when I heard their place blew up I knew it was not my life that sucked but all the fake hot line people who do not know the curitive powers of a root beer float and some hot sex under the stars.

Predicition: Hot sex out side deserves a root beer float, a cool off in the pool and time to do it all over again. Good for the soul. Summer is great!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 01, 2001 at 14:28:00 (PDT)

/me positions himself behind a large cactus and operates the clandestine videocam


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 02, 2001 at 09:16:53 (PDT)

Dateline- Nashville
Mennonites To Meet In Middle Tennessee

More than 10,000 Mennonites are coming to Nashville this week.

A conference is being held for the nation's two largest Mennonite denominations.

The denominations will vote on a merger that would create the new Mennonite Church USA, with 125,000 members. Group leaders said the new denomination merger would unify their mission work and political power.

....125,000? Sheesh we gotta have a membership drive.


A Butter Patty from: Summer
on Monday, July 02, 2001 at 22:47:43 (PDT)

I just wanna have fun.... :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 16:22:57 (PDT)

There's a concert tonight in San Antonio, 8 hours of bands, the headliners being:

Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, and Black Sabbath


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 16:43:27 (PDT)

Get out the virgin scarific and paint your face becuase there is going to one unholy hoe down in San Antonio!!!!!!

Do we have to sit next to the Goths?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 22:37:57 (PDT)

Where is my black lipstick?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 22:43:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Finally, a porn site for US!


A Butter Patty from: Fourth of July
on Wednesday, July 04, 2001 at 09:01:36 (PDT)

Happy Independence Day!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 06, 2001 at 08:04:52 (PDT)

Yikes, tonight's concert is Lynyrd Skynyrd, Deep Purple, and Ted Nugent. This place is becoming a regular rocknroll hole in the wall. Phil, you need to pack Clawdies and your new baby onto a plane, and come to Texas before Slayer comes back. Slipknot has already been here TWICE, dude.
Australia may be great for wombat snot burgers and kangaroo placenta milkshakes, but you gotta get the music from the source, the US of A, dribble forth from its most sacred sub-republic... The State Of Texas, home of the bogus pinoccio president of planet Earth, Gaius W. Caesar, Jr.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 06, 2001 at 18:30:21 (PDT)

Lynyrd Skynyd! I HATE HIM AND HIS STUPID FREEBIRD SONG!!!!!!! My senior song is freebird and as far as I know no one voted for it, and the rumor was that the voteing was rigged. No one liked that stupid song. I left prom before it was over b/c it was boring and they were going to play freebird. They also gave us these dumb beer mugs that said class of 2001 AND freebird in big ugly green letters. I was forced to listen to it during graduation, and it SUCKS! I don't care if other ppl like it, b/c I really hate it.

Ok, I'm done with my rant :)

P.S. I got a job!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 06, 2001 at 19:55:40 (PDT)

/me giggles...
referring to Skynyrd in the singular is the southern equivalent of saying "By the way boys, which one of you is Pink?"


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 09, 2001 at 11:18:45 (PDT)

Lynrd is my cousin


A Butter Patty from: all askew
on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 10:18:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

interesting that Doc should delete my post, which probably seemed obnoxious, but was only a reaction to the TOP post of the Churn. I forgot the Churn reads bottom to top chronologically.

I guess that "mmmmmmm hot sex" seems pretty banal out of context. It's pretty banal regardless. Hey strangers!

-John/Idiotboy/All_Askew


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 12:17:03 (PDT)

Yeah, my bad... I figured out who it was AFTER I deleted it. Doh!


A Butter Patty from: all askew
on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 at 12:35:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS!

How the heck is everyone? I can't believe you're all still chugging along here.

Doc? You rock.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 13, 2001 at 08:44:04 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I have a nomination for Offical GFY site mascot...


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 14, 2001 at 19:11:18 (PDT)

lol, it should be babycat doing that


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 01:36:15 (PDT)

hey guys just letting you know I'm not dead
I got me a job and I've been pretty flat out getting back into a normal schedule
we're moving house soon
tho I'm about as likley to move to Texas as I am to lick my own armpit
for those who have never smelt my armpit, trust me that it's no culinary delight.
Besides I'll be damned if I'm gunna go to any concert where the amenities staff dont sell meat pies. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 01:46:11 (PDT)

upon re-reading the churn I realised I really need to start importing A&W
anyone wanna be my US agent?
heheheh


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 17:57:11 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Omish Joe!!!!!!!! Check it out.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 at 05:08:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Man Is The Bastard would be great prom music. I've been stuck on this band called Marcy Playground lately. They're hoakey and stupid, but they have a song about Secret Squirrel that rocks my ass. I'd forgotten all about that guy. And it got me thinkin bout BatFink too. "Your bullets cannot harm me! My wings are made of steel!" Wow. I feel old.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this. But it sure is nice to be back online where I work. I'm such a lazy fukker.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 14:45:50 (PDT)

I stood in the rain to see Tom Petty. Am I Cool or Stupid???


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 19:41:43 (PDT)

My question is, why does he make you stand in the rain? He must be terribly cruel. Who is he anyway? A race car driver?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 21, 2001 at 11:21:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

"you think you're gonna take her away, with your money and your speed lab, she might need a lot of powder but she don't need you..."

that was the official prom song when I didn't graduate, like Freebird, only it was called Freeblow back then


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 21, 2001 at 11:33:44 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

now i'm not one to come on here and bitch, but! there was some pretty fucking mean rock and roll around before 1983 or 1984 or when ever you were born miss pink! you were probly conceived to free bird at your moms prom. Skynard are gods and free bird is the bible so get your butt to church little girl. theres my rant, hope you liked it


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 22, 2001 at 09:48:54 (PDT)

hey, pink's mom was my g/f and we listened to Kraftwerk, not Skynyrd


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 23, 2001 at 20:06:35 (PDT)

Wonder how long my fudge would last via mail?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 20:41:23 (PDT)

"Rubber Duckie" in a German disco remix version..now that is music


Luna you got that goat to start making fudge?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 24, 2001 at 22:39:37 (PDT)

No...I do not have a goat :/

Love me anyway, ok????


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 15:18:33 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

hellzyeah! Sorry I haven't been around the barn lately, but I still check in here all the time. I just dont have much to say...

Here is what I've been doing lately!

http://outreach.physics.utah.edu/labs/index.htm

it's the flash thingy you know...check it out and pretend like you care :) It will make me feel like all my efforts count for something :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 01:02:47 (PDT)

/me showers Luna with love and goat wishes


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 26, 2001 at 03:18:01 (PDT)

no fair DQ, I went there expecting a flash thingy and I ended up learning something
and no stick figures killed ANYONE!
still it was pretty damn cool, let me know when the next one is up.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 00:44:10 (PDT)

Hey Badham, I wasnt concieved at my moms prom, i was when she was 28 and I will never like freebird, it's all for you ok?

P.S. I'm not mad and sorry if I sound like it, i just havnt checked the churn lately


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 12:30:59 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

A new Unspeakably Stupid Story has been added, if anyone cares. Thanks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 17:17:01 (PDT)

pissah fucking story Doc. i gotta tell you about this party we used to play every year called "choptoberfest" although most of the time it was held in september. anyway, we would search all year for some shit box guitar to burn while we played freebird for the finally. the whole burning guitar thing is just so damn cool to see, people loved it. the parties stated getting a little out of control so we dont have the big "choptoberfest" anymore. i thought that was something you must know about because even on opposite ends of the country cool people like us know how to party. i'm sorry pinky, i still love ya


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 18:38:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

PPX: I have said for years that the FBI has been spying on PPX, tapping his email, and sniffing all over his crotch, looking for new ideas, and here's the proof. It only shows how the truth has a nasty habit of coming to light, regardless of how burned out the bulb gets.

Subject: Seduce-Women-Instantly

Have you ever noticed how some men are able to attract any woman they want with hardly any effort? This phenomenon used to be known as 'Animal-Magnetism'. Many scientists now believe that this attraction is due to pheromones - subtle body odors that are not consciously detected, but trigger a subconscious sexual response in the opposite sex. For years animal pheromones have been used to induce breeding in livestock, but only recently has human pheromone extract become available and legal in the U.S. This is the one and the ONLY chemical that really attracts women! Invisible and undetectable, when unknowingly inhaled by any woman, androstenone pheromone unblocks all restraints and releases her raw animal sexdrive. Human pheromones have been proven to induce sexual desire in women - ALL WOMEN - even the stubborn one's who were unreceptive to you before! This astonishing fragrance attracts women like magic! However, It's not magic - it's science!

PPX: DUH!!!! And here's the clencher...

Researchers at the University of KENTUCKY found that women exposed to pictures of men that had been sprayed with Androsten-one found the men far more sexually attractive than the photos of men that had not been treated.

PPX: So not only are they scarfing up shorts for analysis, they're leeching .jpgs off my website, probably to help the Pharmacologial Cartels cross promote Viagra knockoffs to dumb, unsuspecting Popeye-X wannabees. Is nothing sacred?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 28, 2001 at 20:46:00 (PDT)

I hope since it was the University of Kentucky that did all the research here that the blind study was conducted properly and the phermone was actually of human origin and not merely the smell of a new Camaro mixed with the light fragrance of chewing tobacco...what girl could resist? In the Southeast thats almost the exact recipe for procreation...or at least for giving your cousin a peek at the reunion...

On another note... LMAO Babe...Goddess, I love that story.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 30, 2001 at 19:39:22 (PDT)

Wake up pxx...you're dreaming again!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 30, 2001 at 22:51:27 (PDT)

Happy Birthday Doc!!!!!!!!!!
Who Loves Ya Baby ;)
*insert loud wet smooch here*
Hope its a happy one... and just think we can celebrate yours doubly from now since Im not having anymore! *giggles*
Seriously though, Happy Birthday Darling...
The first 3(I swear it still doesn't feel like that long) have been pretty great, I'm looking forward to sharing many many more with you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 30, 2001 at 23:59:22 (PDT)

HAPPY B-DAY TO DOC!!!!
I love your new story, you need to publish them into a book.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 06:02:22 (PDT)

Happy Belated Birthday Doc!



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 01, 2001 at 17:36:31 (PDT)

Thanky. Sorry for forgetting to turn the Churn.


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