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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 14:27:23 (PDT)

Woo Hoo!!!
I AM FIRST LA LA LA LA LA
;P``


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 16:37:37 (PDT)

Finally...
The S}{0CK...
Has Come Back From Luna's...


And damnit, if I'm not missing a pair of socks this time.
I could have swore Miss Gru said something about puppets too... hmmmm



A Butter Patty from: Baldman
on Saturday, July 01, 2000 at 20:41:07 (PDT)

I have nothing stimulating to say.

I just wanted "First New Zealander" status.

I am sated.

Sweet... :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 02, 2000 at 13:22:27 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I have first Mugpost. The DMN have been partying for 3 straight days now, and they're shoving food at me all the time.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 02, 2000 at 23:22:50 (PDT)

i made it....i finaly made it. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am so happy i could eat a cold pork fat sandwich with lots of butter (freshly churned that is)and a side of tuna pudding mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol. btw thanks doc for putting me up on the churn.......Pissah!!!!!!!!Wickah!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: wallflower
on Monday, July 03, 2000 at 23:02:40 (PDT)

Man, what a weird place! Of course, that means I fit right in...


A Butter Patty from: Naked Sparkler Man
on Tuesday, July 04, 2000 at 19:18:53 (PDT)

HAPPY FOURTH ALL!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 04, 2000 at 21:07:01 (PDT)

niteraven????


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 06, 2000 at 23:02:58 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

So, I figured out where Fitzie has been hanging out all this time!

go see it yourself!

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palace/6314/


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 07, 2000 at 04:02:04 (PDT)

POOR LAMB CHOP!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 07, 2000 at 21:02:11 (PDT)

yay 1st pervertpost... oh hang on we forgot about scotty, he counts for at least 6 regular brand perverts
making us 7th at best
mabye next month



A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 07, 2000 at 21:04:03 (PDT)

I coulda swore it was a .gif, honest



A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 07, 2000 at 21:04:04 (PDT)

I coulda swore it was a .gif, honest (tokes again)



A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Saturday, July 08, 2000 at 01:33:36 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Blah blah blah...it's been 5 years of this stuff, or just about, that I can remember. I was somewhere around 14 when I bumped into the group that would eventually kickstart the Rake Fight into existence, and I'm somewhere around 19 now, so that would make it a solid 5 years since we started.

This is hardly the right group for any sort of formal acknowledgement of such an occasion, so instead I invite you all to commemorate this momentously vague occurence in your own special way, whether it be sacrificing a goat, having brutal anal sex with your step-cousin, or just sitting at home with a good book and a strong dose of methamphetamines...Or doing nothing at all. Whatever suits you. I can't think of a better way for everyone to acknowledge that 5 years have passed since a group of people mostly unknown to them got together and decided that they should break free of someone's (AOL) authoritarian control, and bring forth their own autonomous state...ironic that the 4th of July has already come and gone without this ritual of acknowledgement as well, isn't it? I mean, firecrackers are fun, but what do they REALLY signify?

Best wishes to you all, and see you all soon (sinceIwasoutoftownforthepastweekorsoandIcouldn'tseeanyoneonapersonalbasisI'lllethistaketheplaceofanactualformalgreeting),

Dave


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 08, 2000 at 17:12:07 (PDT)

THERE WILL BE NO GOAT SACRAFICING HERE!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 09, 2000 at 20:42:55 (PDT)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 09, 2000 at 21:39:58 (PDT)

Miss me?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 09, 2000 at 23:50:34 (PDT)

A vending machine somewhere in San Diego:





A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 10, 2000 at 03:20:18 (PDT)

Hey Sli!!! I got banned from #mormon too! that chan is boring


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 10, 2000 at 14:22:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

*sob* Im so proud


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 14, 2000 at 04:00:49 (PDT)

oh come on, you can get banned from #mormon for writing 'crimminey' in bold


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 14, 2000 at 19:19:46 (PDT)

I think i was banned there, once.....hmmmm wonder if they remember...hmmmmmmmm


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 15, 2000 at 15:10:52 (PDT)

Not sure if I've ever actually posted anything before...just in the mood and thought I'd visit.

How about a limerick!

My dorky ex-roommate Pierre,
Fell asleep in my favorite chair.
I pulled out my unit,
Proceeded to tune it,
And fired my load in his hair.

Ta da!

Later folks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 16, 2000 at 23:43:50 (PDT)

ok i got one...a doctor a naked blond and a three legged dog walk into a bar , the bar tender says what is this some kind of joke?
hahahahahahahaha i kill me


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 16, 2000 at 23:45:02 (PDT)

a baby seal walks into a club....


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 16, 2000 at 23:46:54 (PDT)

a horse walks into a bar... the bartender says why the long face


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 16, 2000 at 23:49:06 (PDT)

dont forget to look at my nuts


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 04:47:24 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

After you "hang" with Badham for a while, you get used to the "Christmas ornament" aspect of his personality, I hardly even notice it anymore, especially since he's such a "swingin'" cat.

But speaking of "cyberdildonics", all you movers, shakers, button pushers, and string pullers (lookout) might oughta check out the clicker I have supplied above, maybe this will serve to bridge the Mac vs. PC gap a little.

Hey, Alice, where'd you go? I miss your cheerful countenance. luv, PPX


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 13:50:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

It's been a "ball" having Badham around, he gives off "warm fuzzies" to everyone in his "sphere", even if he's a "little nuts."


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 20:55:22 (PDT)

A grasshopper walks in a bar and the bartender says "Hey we have a drink named after you!!" and the grasshopper replys "Oh you have a drink named Earl?" /snd rims

and off I go;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 19, 2000 at 23:46:27 (PDT)

Unfortunately, someone with an Earthlink account has yet again pissed off the sad power trippers who run the DalNet. Consequently, I am, again, banned from using the network. If all goes as usual, I should be back in a day or so, once the Dal enforcers high five each other and wipe the pizza grease off their hundred-sided dice and get back to doing what they do best...

Yours in exile,
PaleFire


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 14:36:18 (PDT)

Lisa...
I am thinking good thoughts for you :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 14:39:36 (PDT)

Same here Lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 18:40:27 (PDT)

So sorry, Lisa. Peace be with you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 20:03:18 (PDT)

we love you, Lisa.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 20:30:25 (PDT)

I appreciate your thoughts. HUGS


A Butter Patty from: daelic
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 21:52:33 (PDT)

Saw a great bumper sticker today:

You people laugh at me because I'm Different.

I laugh at you because you're all the same.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 21, 2000 at 23:04:08 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

What up home slice :o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 22, 2000 at 16:43:47 (PDT)

So what was so great about the bumper sticker, daelic? Did it have a pretty illustration or something?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 22, 2000 at 21:00:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I had a lot of fun on #bible and #kkk tonight. But I got kicked off of #gaydads4sons for sayin I was a middle-aged housewife and what was this channel doing on my husband's computer. I don't get why they banned me. Well, I'm at the farm anyway, so I'll get to be banned again when I get home tomorrow. Hi, SLi!


A Butter Patty from: Dionicia
on Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 08:21:57 (PDT)

buncha rebels! Here's a challenge, try to get kicked out of a Jehovah Witness room. They are damned determined to market and convert. Its the la brea tar pit of chat, just try to get away without someone sticking a watchtower in yer butt as you run out the door. I dare ya!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 10:44:48 (PDT)

Sounds like a challenge to me!
Wonder what they would thing of netlesbian..hmmm

/join #Jehovah_Witness


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 19:19:50 (PDT)

doh!


A Butter Patty from: The Janus-Node of PaleFire
on Monday, July 24, 2000 at 13:46:08 (PDT)


-------
Marxist religious theory: Its debt to John Kennedy

Can anyone truly understand Marxist religious theory? Early distillers pretended that Marxist religious theory was what an ore refiner might call naturalistic linguistics. Marxist religious theory has been attracting increasing attention from distillers since it was first invented in the year 1731 A.D. Let us be clear about what it is. It is just a form of post-Modernist natural language philosophy. It is not naturalistic or revisionist or pseudo-intellectual. Religious theory (whether Marxist or naturalistic) is not a method of understanding peculiar audiences.
Today's plastic religious theory owes a debt to John Kennedy. Although history has focused elsewhere, John Kennedy had time to invent the celestial perfection as well as revolutionizing religious theory. Researching with an edible team of receptionists, John Kennedy demonstrated patriotic similarities between Marxist religious theory and atheoretical linguistics. This effort suggested to some that firm communities could be considered as extracurricular authorizations under idealized conditions.
With this insight John Kennedy brought Marxist religious theory into the 20th century.

-------
Marxist teleology: Lessons from a logger

How much is known today about Marxist teleology? Perhaps you are among those who think of Marxist teleology as contemporary chaos theory. Early loggers sometimes supposed that Marxist teleology was what was elsewhere referred to as contemporary chaos theory. Marxist teleology has been obsessively studied by loggers since it was invented in the year 111 B.C. Let us be clear about what it is. It is not just a form of architectural hermeneutics. It is not contemporary or fictional. Teleology, as practiced by professional loggers today, is not a method of understanding short alchemies.
President Clinton brought teleology into its modern form. By the time President Clinton was finished singing not only Marxist teleology but chaos theory was confirmed. President Clinton liberated us from the natural desire to place linguistic equalizers with theological fairy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 24, 2000 at 14:12:31 (PDT)

Whooo! That was long!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 24, 2000 at 15:56:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hasta la victoria siempre!!!

holay mackerel!

Of course you know, suh, this means wah!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 at 13:03:02 (PDT)

what if C A T really spelled dog


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 at 13:04:33 (PDT)

Wow....that really blows my mind


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, July 25, 2000 at 14:57:04 (PDT)

A hot and sultry 'hello' from N'awlins to y'all!! I'm at Siggraph having a great time. Wish you were here! is Arffest still on?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at 02:14:51 (PDT)

I HATE INSOMNIA!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at 11:48:45 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

It's raining aliens out there... Don't forget to wear your hat.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at 17:33:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm a fuckin political prisoner of the goddamn State of Fuckin Texas goddamnit! I'm under the heel of the fuckin Man and I'm lickin dog turds off the fuckin pavement of life. Life's handed me an open-faced shit sammich on one piece a bread and I'm just a chewin away and smilin. Fuck that!

I feel a might bit better. I'm gonna get stinkin drunk and burn a bit of the chronic in protest against the oppression I am forced to countenance. I'll show those bastardos. I'll render myself unfit for society.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, July 26, 2000 at 20:18:10 (PDT)

DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!





A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 27, 2000 at 01:28:47 (PDT)

So the fucking bastards who made the upgrade video card in this so called computer (it is a stinking PC) finally got it back and we are up and running again. To where I have no Idea but I do have a sudden urge for salted nuts.

DQ can you pick me up a nice po'boy and a margerita to go? Must have something to do with the salty nuts.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, July 27, 2000 at 14:25:26 (PDT)

did someone say nuts


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 28, 2000 at 03:02:14 (PDT)

I got yer nuts *right* here


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, July 28, 2000 at 20:41:55 (PDT)

Can I put in a request for honey roasted cashews?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, July 29, 2000 at 14:45:59 (PDT)

Patient Robert Banks sued the Earl K. Long Medical Center in Baton Rouge, La in March, complaining that he went in for a heart bypass in 1995 but came out merely circumcised (which doctors said was a necessary antecedent to the surgery because he required kidney monitoring equipment). ( For unrelated reasons the surgeons decided after setting Banks up, not ot do the bypass)

Now if you ask me when you go to a hospital named after one of the most corrupt politicions of the 20th century you have to expect to lose a litle something you had not counted on. Besides the penis scars are a lot easier to hide the the big old by pass scars. Besides the heart attack what is this guy complaining about he can get dates to look at his surgry scars for fun.


A Butter Patty from: timmy.jpeg
on Sunday, July 30, 2000 at 11:21:43 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Could someone please inform me as to what this is?
(What happened to the Nishlord?)


A Butter Patty from: timmy
on Sunday, July 30, 2000 at 11:24:22 (PDT)

Bugger!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 30, 2000 at 12:48:17 (PDT)

fugger?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, July 30, 2000 at 22:58:35 (PDT)

HAPPY B/DAY DOC!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 31, 2000 at 01:04:35 (PDT)

Happy birthday Doc!!! Remeber you are one year closer to death but then you can avoid taxes.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, July 31, 2000 at 06:36:49 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Welcome to Old Age, Doc... hey, its not so bad, as you can see by clicking the above clicker, there's plenty of LOVE on the other side of the hill...


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