Jan. '98

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A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 10:36:28 (PST)

Happy New Year!


A Butter Patty from: JustAngel
on Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 15:30:48 (PST)

Happy New Year Everybody!!!!!!!
May you have a great 1998!!
Love ya'll
Angel


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 16:18:27 (PST)

from the maker's of Independence Day

FITZILLA 1998!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 01, 1998 at 23:06:28 (PST)

You are just Waaaaayyy to cute and sweet to be scarey.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 03, 1998 at 07:21:30 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Fitz, you can find your five dollars in non-sequential small bills, located at the train station in locker #571. Watch out for the cops, they're on to you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 05, 1998 at 10:44:01 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey all you crazy people!!!

Just thought I would let you all know I am still alive after the holidays. I hope that you all practiced safe drinking and rake fighting habbits while I was away! hehehehe

signed,

Luna in the Library


A Butter Patty from: Geffen
on Tuesday, January 06, 1998 at 13:29:32 (PST)

Hang Gang guess who is back!!!! Yep that would be me. Well it's been a long hard road hopefully I won't go down that damn thing again. Well this is just a not to say hey to all my pals. Hope to talk to you all real soon.
Peace I'm outties for now


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Wednesday, January 07, 1998 at 15:51:20 (PST)

thought for the day: frogs inhabit my bathroom. nay, frogs, OVERRUN my bathroom.

that, and...what the hell, a thought for tomorrow too.

eggs. I'm smellin 'em.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 10, 1998 at 22:15:41 (PST)

Wow...Pretty quiet in here. I think I heard a pin drop.


A Butter Patty from: JustAngel
on Sunday, January 11, 1998 at 20:25:28 (PST)

Yea!!!!!!!!!!!
Geffen is baaaaacckkk!!!!
*ahem*
sorry, couldn't control myself
temporary insanity
i'm all better now
hehe cya'll
Life is good!
Angel

p.s. Niteraven--its been quiet for two weeks!! where U been??
oh yeah, lag city, forgot, hehe


A Butter Patty from: luna2
on Monday, January 12, 1998 at 07:58:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Quiet???? In here?
Boy things sure have changed!!

Luna in the Library


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 12, 1998 at 10:49:55 (PST)

Speaking of too quiet.....
LUNA where the hell have you been????
I mean really.....I have inlisted the help of some of the world's biggest Net Perverts and have finally found another pic that I am sure you'd appreciate, tee hee, I havent even shared this with any of the barn's resident pervs, Im waiting for you you should definetly be the first to see this one. So please remember your protective eyewear hope to see you soon...
Her Royal SLi-ness


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 12, 1998 at 18:26:52 (PST)

I honestly feel that all of this quietness is a direct result of Doc's disappearence (is that spelled right, hun?). I sure hope he recovers from his irc ailment soon, cuz the damn channel is just gonna go to shit without him.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 12, 1998 at 20:55:39 (PST)

It may get a lil quieter as I'm going on sabattical for a while too. I'll leave my pickle jar by the door for y'all though :)


Mark


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 12, 1998 at 22:08:05 (PST)

Damn you both to hell!!!!!!!!!

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 04:48:17 (PST)

Face it - it's quiet because, without me, your husk-like lives are NOTHING! Ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAHHHH! HA HA HA HAAAAAA! etc.



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 07:41:00 (PST)

Hi all, I hope my ISP has got its shit together finally, I havent been able to stay connected for more than 5 mins at a time here lately, and between the damn lag it has been hard to get anywhere LOL, Mark, if you take to long of a sabatical from IRC you may miss ur chance to find ur bi-sexual nurse so u better hurry back, and Doc R U having fun in all that snow you got up there please send some this way LOL, well you all have a good week and hope to see you again soon.

Lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 13:22:14 (PST)

I will gladly send anyone some of MY snow. I was on the freeway this morning and hit a patch of ice. To make a long story short, I have about $2000 worth of damages to my car, and a dizzy spell that won't quit. So all of you southerners who keep bitching about your lack of snow, come on up...Ill take you for a scenic DRIVE.
~Respectfully yours, Frac


A Butter Patty from: sharky
on Tuesday, January 13, 1998 at 18:30:02 (PST)

ah.. the wonderous butter being churned here.. its heavenly.. does it come in jars? I need sleep... Im working too much.. somebody win the lottery and save me!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 07:24:46 (PST)

{{{{{{{{{{{****Angela*****}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Angela..........................:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 10:29:11 (PST)

Happy Birthday Angela


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 13:07:28 (PST)

Happy Birthday to ewe,
Happy Birthday to ewe,
Happy Birthday dear Ah-ah-ah-angela-a-a-a-a-aaa,
Happy Birthday to ewe.


A Butter Patty from: dave
on Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 13:57:21 (PST)

Today, I feel like the pimp daddy. Like mack-a-roni. Like macaroni and cheese dinner. Like a huge two pound bag of wet granola glistening in the morning dew with a big fat olive loaf sandwich next to it, and a box conta....oops there it goes...I don't feel quite so much like that anymore...which begs the question...how's everyone doin? Be descriptive, because I'm VERY curious...Ah, the perils of idiocy.


A Butter Patty from: Deb
on Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 18:19:15 (PST)

Hi all of you demented dairy products. I am dropping in thanks to Fitzie who gave me alead on this board. Where are the old TYBO folks? I'm still on aol, using their superstructure to create havoc on my desktop, freezing and lagging, booting and doging the pervs sending mass buddy-chat invites. The place has gone to hell but it's the best I can do without devoting the rest of my life to deciphering my other server's obscure instructions about why I was not able to send e-mail. In case you don't recognize me in these old rags, I usually arrive in the ARC room as Creamsaucy!

Later, taters, and howdy to Doc whenever he gets back!

Deb


A Butter Patty from: Mayte
on Sunday, January 18, 1998 at 16:27:40 (PST)

Hey damnit
no one ever told me about the churn
i am always out of the loop
by the way, anyone want 2 write my thesis 4 me?
I am really tired of this crap. :) happy day 2 all


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 15:57:25 (PST)

Umm I guess everyone's to busy writing Mayte's thesis for her? Or did everyone go to the Mall? Or is there an Orgy going on? Oh well Que Sera Sera

Fitzilla:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 18:23:07 (PST)

HEY!!!!
Hugs for everyone. How's the new year going? Treating you the same as the old one? Look ahead my brothers and sisters. It can only get better.
lisa


A Butter Patty from: ESP
on Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 23:25:44 (PST)

This place is hillarious! Amish Rake Fight. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 25, 1998 at 13:31:59 (PST)

Another satisfied rake fight visitor!


A Butter Patty from: softblush
on Sunday, January 25, 1998 at 19:31:56 (PST)

hey hey hey.......remember katditbar? well the best parts of that trio are BAAAAAAAAAAACK did we scare ya huh huh huh??? but now new and improved under new aliases.......lol try to figger us out :))

GOD i love my weird brain-ed friends :) catch ya'll on the rebound


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 25, 1998 at 22:10:10 (PST)

Hi all just wanted to drop you all a little note and tell you how much i like you. You all have made me feel more than welcome in ARF i love you all! For the first time in my life i got normal friends!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 25, 1998 at 23:53:11 (PST)

Adm:
Where the hell did you ever get the crazy idea that arf people are normal????
In my humble opinion, people who frequent the barn are definitely NOT NORMAL!!!!
That's why we all fit in so well!!!
But, love ya' anyway!!
*kiss*

Cya,
Angel


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 28, 1998 at 14:55:30 (PST)

Letters, I get letters...

Doc's Chat Sounds has always provided me with much amusement over the vast array of hon-yocks who somehow figured out how to turn their computers on and manage to stumble onto the Web and into my website (oh lucky me).

This particular pest, a CEO of a company that makes a shitty little IRC chat client for beginners, had written twice before. I finally answered him today:



To Whom It May Concern:

I have sent two previous emails requesting that you recognize or list
ChatNet as an IRC client option for Mac users in addition to IRCLE as
supporting WAV sounds. We have a link to your site and have been
promoting it with our users of ChatNet v2.1 Beta 2. IRCLE is a fine
product but:

"ChatNet provides the simplest Macintosh interface to chat and send files
on the Internet or a Local Area Network. ChatNet acts as a client program
providing a button oriented graphical interface for all IRC functions.
There is no need to know any IRC commands."

I would appreciate some acknowledgement on your part of the existence of
our product which for beginners is the very best available for the Mac.
Please check the link below for a review of ChatNet by MacUser and see
why we earned a four (4) mice rating.

http://www6.zdnet.com/cgi-bin/texis/swlib/mac/infomac.html?fcode=MC10573

If you have any questions or problems with this request please have the
courtesy to respond to my email. You might want to visit the ELS, Inc.
web site and check out ChatNet first hand. I would be happy to provide
you a free registration if you will post a reference for ChatNet at Doc's
Chat Sounds: http://www.nwlaser.com/wavs/


Regards,
Mitchell Martin, President & CEO


My reply went like this:

Sir,

I don't claim to offer every chat client available for the Mac on my website.
If you would even bother reading the text beneath the Ircle link, you would
see that it says "The best IRC client for the Mac". Which it is. Yours, which
I have tried, doesn't even come close. Note that Global Chat and Homer are
"overlooked" also.

Enough now.

Doc


This fucking idiot is somehow under the delusion that I give a living fuck about his little program, and that I have some sort of duty to promote his trash. Read on:



IRCLE may be the best for experienced IRC users but ChatNet is the
easiest. Not all IRCers are experts and ChatNet provides their best
alternative to IRCLE which requires they know IRC commands. Did you even
bother to read the review of MacUser?

http://www6.zdnet.com/cgi-bin/texis/swlib/mac/infomac.html?fcode=MC10573

What version of ChatNet did you ever try? Have you actually tried ChatNet
v2.1 Beta 2 and evaluated it on its own merits and not just as a
comparison to IRCLE which is as I have said designed for advanced users.
It might be nice to have an open mind and promote multiple products. I am
promoting you and your site.

Regards from a non prejudiced Mac IRC user.

Mitchell Martin



I replied just before putting him on my mail filter.



Please see the website at http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy. It's perfect for someone like yourself.



Well, I DID say "enough", didn't I?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 29, 1998 at 13:38:25 (PST)


TOP TEN AMISH SPRING BREAK ACTIVITIES

10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.

9. Wet-bonnet contest.

8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

7. Buttermilk kegger.

6. Blow past the Dairy Queen on a really bitchin' Clydesdale.

5. Get a "Born to Raise Barns" tattoo.

4. Cruise the streets of Fort Lauderdale shouting insults at people
with zippers.

3. Sleep in until six A.M.

2. Drive over to Mennonite country and kick some ass.

1. Churning butter naked.

that's all:)

OH and LOL on giving that guy the GFY page GO DOC!!!!!!!!

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from: luna2
on Friday, January 30, 1998 at 07:11:24 (PST)

CUseeme


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 30, 1998 at 08:21:42 (PST)

Yea!!!!! Doc!!!!! Way to go, wish we could all see his face when he checks THAT web page out!!!! LMAO I'd give you a ^5, but dont know ur address for the cuseemee!!
lololol *smooches*


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 31, 1998 at 11:10:11 (PST)

Luna was that CuSheepMe?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 31, 1998 at 11:42:51 (PST)

*baaaaaaaaa*


A Butter Patty from: JustAngel
on Saturday, January 31, 1998 at 11:59:59 (PST)

*oops*


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