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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 01, 2001 at 06:28:30 (PST)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 01, 2001 at 22:38:59 (PST)

Kurt e-mail me I thought I had one of the good addresses in my book but no such luck so could not send you you sloppy kisses and hugs for New Years.


Ditto what Luna said!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 12:25:10 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

An artifact from my desert trip... quite a treat for all the teenage boys on motorcycles who looked on in joyful disbelief...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 14:33:57 (PST)

What were you doing up there, trying to push it over?

Nice ass, btw.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 15:49:32 (PST)

Uh, dude, that's a girl. But I'm glad you think I have a nice ass, big boy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 17:01:19 (PST)

Ok...so who is Kevin, and what happened to his pants?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 17:21:58 (PST)

I am wondering if those where an all cotton variety of socks Pale?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 18:38:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Not looking forward to this!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 at 19:43:47 (PST)

Re Kevin:

I don't really know who Kevin is. He was a member of the "normal camp" who defected to our side. I think he may have been drinking.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 at 16:14:18 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm sitting here with a fever blister, right at tooth tip level, inside my lip, and I'm eating raw jalapeno peppers like a real mexican.

Yes, it DOES hurt. By God, THAT IS DEFINITELY PAINFUL!

But its not as bad as it sounds, and its nowhere NEAR as bad as looking at some guy on a campout with Palefire, sitting in a lawn chair, wearing a cowboy hat, with his dick hanging out.

[eats another pepper]


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 22:37:47 (PST)

How about rubbing a jalapeno peper on a blister on your dick. Now that might be as bad as the naked Kevin. On the other hand you could get to like it a little too much.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 04, 2001 at 23:25:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

badham is trying to get into the top ten again. Ron Jeremy is the new tune i just uploaded to mp3.com. give it a listen and let me know what you think.
thanks
Badham


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 05, 2001 at 09:15:11 (PST)

hahahahahaha

[blush]

ALICE! shame on you!!!!


[thinks: that's a good idea!]


A Butter Patty from: Sasha
on Saturday, January 06, 2001 at 13:02:59 (PST)

So you want to no how to get the dang Epona horse on Ocarina of Time? (Don't even ask me about Majora's Mask, I haven't gotten there yet.) Okay, whip out your pens & notebooks. All you have to do is beat Ingo twice at his horse races,( Tip: Try to stay on the inside.) & then mount Epona after Ingo's locked the front gate so you can't get out yourself. Jump over the front gate on Epona, (She jumps automatically if you don't go at an angle, & you've gotten a running start) or one of the side walls.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 06, 2001 at 13:33:20 (PST)

Okay someone either explain that one or adjust my meds...


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 06, 2001 at 13:59:21 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Subject: SCOOTERING with a joint

OK, let's get something straight from the get go...
I don't GET high... I STAY high...
my mailbox is 550 ft from my porch
I can't go 1100 ft [down there and back] without being stoned
even on a SCOOTER
But a sane SCOOTER takes 2 hands
so... its good to take 3 or 4 big hits off your joint,
then hand it to your derelict whitetrash neighbor
and HAUL ASS while you hold your last hit in
if you go fast enough
you can get to the mailbox and come back
BEFORE your derelict whitetrash neighbor smokes all of what's left of your joint
[make sure your derelict whitetrash neighbor's wife is taking a nap
so you don't have to hide the joint the whole time]
and this is the method by which you can SCOOTER to the mailbox, almost a quarter mile round trip, and STAY high the whole time


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 10:21:23 (PST)

I'm always telling Doc and SLi about "Slothy McCurdy", a basketball guy who clandestinely worked his way onto several NBA teams, teams who didn't realize McCurdy wasn't officially signed to their clubs. After he weaseled his way into several playoff games, someone checked, and Slothy was thrown out, doomed to play for the Burlington Coat Factory team out of Alberta, Canada.

That confused the shit out of Doc AND SLi. They made their first mistake by believing me in the first place. They're always talkin' sports specs, and I wanted to be able to say something cool, so I MADE IT UP!

Ok, so sue me!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 10:59:39 (PST)

I don't remember that story at all. Maybe I didn't buy it to begin with.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 11:03:03 (PST)

Oh, yeah? Well, I see where where a certain S. McCurdy is on the roster of the Mariners. Someone out there is believing me.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 12:57:49 (PST)

Exactly when did the Mariners join the NBA?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 13:53:34 (PST)

Hey, if Michael Jordan can do it, why can't Slothy McCurdy?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 07, 2001 at 15:32:34 (PST)

you obviously never saw Jordons sad attempts at Baseball


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 08, 2001 at 23:58:31 (PST)

Who will stop the rain?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 05:54:48 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

SLi, please... you and Doc have whittled away on my admittedly flimsy story... I feel we're about this far [holds index finger 1/4" from thumb] until it becomes generally known I am quite deficient in sports knowledge.

To tell you sad truth, I don't watch the weather guy, either. My cat tells me its gonna rain a good 4 hours before they even find out.

I'm like one of those guys who only watches the WAR news, right at first...
My favorite team is the Tomahawk Cruise Missles. They're the only completely underwater franchise in the NBA. They use smart balls. Its impossible to miss, the basket stalks the ball using STEALTH technology. In fact, I think I heard Terry Bradshaw say Slothy McCurdy got his start as a stowaway cabin boy, sloppin' toilets for their ol' pal, Dick ButtKiss, and performing sexual favors for anyone who'd teach him how to dribble with the big boys, just to help keep momentum going thru the playoffs, and maybe get a shot at being the next Little Admiral, like Avery Johnson, or the digital Radio Shaq.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 12, 2001 at 10:57:26 (PST)

/me drops a pin


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 12, 2001 at 13:15:22 (PST)

Sli, we were all shocked and stunned when Slothy McCurdy was caught in a copy cat crime, a drive by shooting of his pregnant girl friend. He figured if it was good enough for his buddy "the green mile" it was good enough for him. Even though it was found out later he was taking pot shots at a pot bellied man in his late sixties. Seems Slothy took one too many hits to the head last season and is permanetly confused. He is having a gender crisis brought on by his days as a cabin boy. It was all too sad so a moment of silence ensued.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 12, 2001 at 13:43:40 (PST)

hahahaha, "permanently confused", lmao!

See? AliceInW knows the sports world even better than I do!

good news: Mr. Pizzaro Perez is NOT dead after all, it was a rumour started by some kid, sent from Perez' computer for a "joke", and there have been people all over the US weeping over the loss of our favorite Latino, well, it pisses me off, but I'm very glad he's not dead, he said he was alive and well, ready to battle "the TT scum", that's all I need to hear, Let The Holy War Continue....
: ) <--- ppx is smiling real big


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 12, 2001 at 21:28:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.


I swear this is the funniest thing I've ever seen... well, next to the flames I sometimes get.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 12, 2001 at 22:44:44 (PST)

Review of the above link.... I liked it!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 09:41:57 (PST)

happy birthday to frac
happy birthday to frac
welcome to 30
you'll never go back...


hehe

HB, fractious lady


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 10:47:52 (PST)

Well kids, today is my last day at home before I go off on my big Phantom of the Opera adventure, so I just wanted to say, "so long for now." I loaded up Ircle on the new laptop, so I'm gonna try to drop in to the barn when I can, but I predict that my shchedule will be crazy for a while, so I don't know when I'll be around. So, in an obligatory sappy gesture of affection, I just want to tell you all that you mean more to me than you'll ever know. Even though I haven't met any of you IRL (yet), I consider all of you (well, almost all of you ) to be real friends. I don't wanna single any of you freaks out, but I gotta give special love to Doc, SLi, and PPX... they know why.
Damn, I think I'm gonna start to cry and short out the powerbook, so I'm gonna go for now. Keep the idiots out of the barn, and keep my rake polished for me, ok?
---Reverend PaleFire, bastard Amish lovechild


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 11:49:44 (PST)

/me sobs


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 14:57:08 (PST)

Happy Birthday Miss Ang!!!

And so long Pale, and thanks for all of the fish.



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 16:05:29 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

happy b-day frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 16:18:48 (PST)

Happy birthday Ang I love you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 17:00:32 (PST)

Happy Baaa-day to ewe,
Happy Baaa-day to ewe,
Happy Baaa-day deah Fwa-a-a-accy,
Happy Baaa-day to ewe.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 15, 2001 at 03:11:10 (PST)

Thank you

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 15, 2001 at 08:56:17 (PST)

I SUCK!!!

HAPPY B/Day YESTERDAY, frac gal!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 15:07:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Timothy McVeigh, the Oklahoma City truck bomber, went to court to have all his legal appeals eliminated so he can be executed SOONER. However, he reserved the option to ask the President for clemency...

HAHAHA

Dubya says you DIE!

And it couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.

[my www.popeye-x.com Timothy McVeigh Fan Club page is linked above, alas, it doesn't work at the moment, but I expect it to before this month's posts turn over... it better goddamnit, or another truck bomb is going off!]


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 15:40:44 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

KID ROCK ROCKS OUT FOR THE KIDS!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 at 15:57:24 (PST)

I knew goats EAT trash, I never dreamed they LISTEN to it, too.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 17:14:33 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Into Hoyt Axton? Check out the link...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 17:58:58 (PST)

Hi all,
Since Califorians love to waste energy, we are having sort-of random phase 3 power outages. That means power is turned off on purpose. I'm not to happy about that b/c I need my computer to type an essay tonite, but tell that to the gov't. Anyways, this may be going on for quite a while until we learn to not have all our lights on all the time, so I'm probbly not going to be around the barn much this month.


A Butter Patty from: chris
on Thursday, January 18, 2001 at 13:19:38 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

ssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy
churn


A Butter Patty from: Albert Calvert
on Thursday, January 18, 2001 at 17:00:10 (PST)

Man, like, I was bumming around searching for info on the effect of soybean meal on homemade stout and before I know it (don't ask) I find myself in this place built out where the TYBO hall burned down years ago - thought this place was all weeds. "Amish Fake Right?" Didn't know they even played football.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 19, 2001 at 21:42:52 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

it all started with a guy in the woods
with a gun
he was pissed
im talkin pissed
his favorite colors brown




the pissed off guy is climbing the charts again. it figures, i put up new songs and they are falling faster then a log of shit flung off the empire state building. oh well, i guess pissed off guy is the big hit. fine by me


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 00:13:47 (PST)

I know Doc watches it, I don't know if PPX can take much more... THE VIEW... five dried up corn husking lesbians, babbling a mile a minute about THEMSELVES, its a nightmare! God, I hate that show! I guess I like the funny Jewish broad, but that audience! YAY! Here they come! These CUNTS come out and begin interrupting each other about articles in ladies magazines.

Oh, well, is it really surprising? After all, Lady Liberty, [not the internet LL, but the Statue Of Liberty], our great symbol, is now a LIE, a big, sad, drunk on Ricky Martin, GWBush partying pile of shit. I suppose 5 Janet Reno-Kathie Lee wannabees mummbling incessantly about NOTHING for one hour isn't so bad.

Just the way the announcer says: "THE VIEW"...

"I am filled with inertia" - Peter Cook from BEDAZZLED


A Butter Patty from: Dovie
on Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 06:38:08 (PST)

Hey strangers. Maybe you kind folk can help out a neighbor. You see, I'm being bombarded with animal rights spam mail about slaughterhouses and such. Personally, I think those people need a life. Anyway, what I'm trying to find are some "veggie abuse" pictures and/or sites. Think ya'll can/will help? Write back: lonesome_dove989@yahoo.com. Thanks alot!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 09:50:45 (PST)

1. I do NOT watch "The View." I WORK for a goddam living. I saw five minutes of it once, it was exactly as PPX describes above, and that was all I could stand.

2. The only vegetable abuse I can think of was when Charlie Chaplin had Alzheimer's and was confined to a wheelchair shortly before he died and his much younger girlfriend was beating the shit out of him. But they didn't put that in the movie. Ironically, Chaplin's role in the movie was played by Robert Downey Jr., well on his way to vegetabledom himself.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 16:33:17 (PST)

Hmmm "The View" the only way I would watch that bunch is if a pissed off audience memebr brought in a high powered rifle and blew tiny little holes in the front of each womens nogin and big holes out the back end. Now violence is not my usual way of solving problems such as this but these women really need it. Or at least a good bitch slapping with a vegtable. Is that abuse enough?

The horror.........


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 17:43:46 (PST)

Ebay is EVIL


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 18:01:40 (PST)

Who is that Alice woman? I LOVE her.
"tiny little holes in the front of each womens nogin and big holes out the back end"
hahahahahaha
sorry bout the boots Luna


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 18:55:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Attention, Disco Rake Fighters:

Those of you who were able to enjoy the Finnish Shockwave disco recently will be amazed by the Habbo Hotel.

They make you download the absolute latest version of Shockwave first, then you enter a hotel with a lobby, bars, a disco (of course), and several game rooms.

Closest thing to a Barn yet.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 22, 2001 at 08:40:35 (PST)

HAPPY ANIVERSARY FRAC AND OGGIE!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 22, 2001 at 16:13:23 (PST)

You might find this educational, Popeye-X is trained by THE BEST.
My drum teacher, Pito "Stud-Puppy" Dalmolin, wrote me this as my latest drum lesson:

At [snare] hit # 17,002 you begin to realize this bitch is alive and you must swoon her, or she will never talk to you. One of the ways to seduce her is make her think she's the only one by playing the whole beat on her, with the kick still employed. She likes that. Play the hihat part near her rim about an inch from the edge. Move the sticks around different zones like they were erongenous. Also try and keep the hat going on 2 and 4. Do this for given periods, then go back to playing the full set, making her jealous. Over time she will tune to your touch and come for you immediately.
Then of course there's rim shots....that's where you hit the head and rim at the same time making her "bark", like the bitch that she is. Like a woman, YOU have to be the man. Like licking pussy, once you get the hang of that particular one, you can play her like a fiddle... need I say more?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 22, 2001 at 20:22:34 (PST)

Join us next week on the Joy of Drumming when we will study the karma sutra drum techniques.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, January 22, 2001 at 20:33:48 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

well this could explain why we bounce off multiple servers before we can connect....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 12:26:44 (PST)

What is the deal with DALnet lately? Sometimes it takes me 30 minutes to get on IRC worth a shit. I'm getting stressed, I'm in danger of throwing another mIRC tantrum.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 20:06:42 (PST)

Hey Kurt...see that post directly above your last one???

now...look at the handy little link I provided see it, right there where it says:

You should look at this web page.

might answer your question...





A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 20:26:11 (PST)

shhhh... act nonchelant... I'm trying to make the fbi think I'm not on to them by playing dumb... meanwhile, I'm logging every thing they're tapping my line for, and writing a new encyclopedia on how popeye-x is going to HEAL THE INSANITY with a string of magic text.....
I've got the government jacking out of the palm of my hand...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 22:37:28 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

lol, ppx you will love this


A Butter Patty from: GlenStew
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 08:04:37 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Disgustipated

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........
This is necessary.


TOOL

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


A Butter Patty from: GlenStew
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 08:09:51 (PST)

Holy font mutations Batman.
That was supposed to be tiny text heading 6 not font 6 arrrrrrrg. Don't hate me, i'm just a moron.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 08:54:49 (PST)

Get a job.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 12:08:26 (PST)

or while youre surfing monster.com you could make another appearance in the barn


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 12:36:26 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, Lord Flasheart, I'm listening to the CD version of the song, POSTMORTEM by Slayer, loud enough to wake the dead, and then kill them all over again. Good title, eh?

1986 was hell of a year for speed metal

the REIGN IN BLOOD LP by Slayer came out

my bandmate, Lil' Slayfoot was only 16 then, I saw them LIVE, too, from a distance of not more than 20 feet. Lil' Slayfoot was only 4 feet from the amps, he even got bruises on his chest from the stage, and like all seasoned Slayer-gig headbangers, he had a VERY sore neck from bobbing his head up and down within arms distance of that guy with all the 16d nails in his King Arthur wristband.

as usual the above link will have to be retro active... at least the archives will link up for future Rake-ologists to study what the fuck PPX was rambling about


A Butter Patty from: GlenStew
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 17:43:08 (PST)

Thanks for the cure Doc.

I realy AM trying to get a job... Just got laid off last week :)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Oh... and i HAVE stopped im while surfing monstertits.com


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 19:50:53 (PST)

Yeah, looks like I'll be laid off in another week myself, in fact I've spent 2 of the last 3 months unemployed, it just felt good to rub someone's face in it while I have the chance.

Hey, NP on the cure, during the 5 jobs I've had in the last year, I've learned how to Telnet in from any PC. Salve for the itchy curse of Windows-based PCs, which I am forced to use 8 hours a day.

Glen, your pic is still around if you want to use it in posts. In fact, almost every pic that's ever been on the Home Page is still in there.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 21:02:10 (PST)

Does anybody own The curse of Lono by Hunter S Thompson? It's otu of print and I REALLY want to read it, and the only place i found a copy is on ebay for $50 I don't have that much money. (im a poor jobless student)anyways, If you have any of his other books too, that may be of interest to me as well.


A Butter Patty from: Bill
on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 at 22:21:46 (PST)

This page is too funny. The image of the rake fight had me in stitches.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 13:32:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

THWACK!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 18:06:49 (PST)

Is Glen having a thing with carrots while unemployed? Vegtable oil will be next on the list.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, January 25, 2001 at 23:40:31 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

A poetic illustration of the concept of "agony."


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 26, 2001 at 02:38:15 (PST)

I remember they had a song on an earlier album called "Necrophiliac"
Slayer were always a class act in my books


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 26, 2001 at 12:54:55 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

i got a good one for ya, i was hanging out at the habbo hotel when i met up with beffy. i was shooting the shit for about ten minutes when i figured out that it wasnt the cute and lovable beffy that we all no. this girl was from oxford england, and she was a freak too. fucked up huh? anyway the habbo hotel rocks, look for a dude with a big fro named mellonthorp, thats me


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, January 26, 2001 at 16:20:35 (PST)

WOOHOOO!!

Finally I got my puter back!!!

Thank God for NEC and the new motherboard those fuckers put in ole Bessie. Who wants to reinstall all my proggies for me now?



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, January 27, 2001 at 01:14:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

"There's a qualitative difference between Grand Funk Railroad and Slayer!" ~ Tipper Gore on Oprah, 1986

"No shit! There ain't a W in Slayer, you fucking bitch!" ~ Popeye-X on the Churn, 2001


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, January 28, 2001 at 03:53:50 (PST)

I just figured out why most of the food I eat tastes like shit.
Its made by a machine on an electromechanical assembly line run by a corporation in the United States Of America.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, January 30, 2001 at 19:02:19 (PST)

While listening to my mp3's tonight, up came the Night Train diddy, Palmer House. Now, I've listened to it before, but tonight I paid attention to the lyrics.

DAMNIT DAVE!!! Why didn't you tell someone that song was about masturbation?!?! You sick pervert!! Don't change a thing! (and hurry up and tour already.)





A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 03:45:10 (PST)

I thought that song was about good christian values.... hmmmm I will have to listen again.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 09:53:21 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I thought that WAS a good Christian value!
Oh, yeah, its called CELIBACY, I forgot.

[I hope I spelled that right, as you can tell, I'm not familiar with it]


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 11:34:30 (PST)

Okay contest time... I think we can all come up with a short list of words and phrases Kurt is unfamiliar with...do your best
Most original entry wins a Michael Bolton action figure!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 20:18:07 (PST)

Does anyone know how to find someone who probbly dosn't want to be found?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 01:09:44 (PST)

I was gunna do a heap of gnome jokes but I couldn't get over SLi asking for a short list of words and phrases

oh BTW I'm gunna be a Daddy
:)


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