Feb. '98

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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 02, 1998 at 11:33:54 (PST)

Happy February everybody! (and go me!!!! 1st to post this month!)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 02, 1998 at 11:51:40 (PST)

Hi all thanks again to all the kindness you have shown me in ARF! Just want to wish you all the best in Febuary the month of love!
sincerely AdmAckbar!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 02, 1998 at 16:12:44 (PST)

The month of love????????
Who's getting lucky?
hm?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 03, 1998 at 11:04:06 (PST)

I won! I won! Lucky me I was just informed that entering all those stupid sweepstakes has kind of payed off. I am now the proud owner of a Palm Pilot 5000!!
True, I have no idea what it is, but I will assume since I won it from Egghead, that it is NOT a masturbation device. GO ME!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: disco
on Tuesday, February 03, 1998 at 11:44:11 (PST)

im guessing it's a lifetime supply of adaptive ball point pens, hon :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 03, 1998 at 13:15:19 (PST)

You Go Frac!!!

Play the lottery!!!! Forget this internet stuff! You are wasting your luck on the web!

When you win the lottery remember me, k?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 04, 1998 at 12:36:53 (PST)

Hey my Palm Pilot 5000 came in the mail today. The must have sent it next day service. It is an electronic pocket organizer that you can hook up to your pc. Naturaly I dont have the 5MB of available hard disk space needed to run the stupid thing. Such is my life. : )


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 06:25:50 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

You know when you let the cat outta the bag at work that you dig all things Amish you get the kewlest stuff in your "not to be used for non-company related issues, high priority" email...

An Amish boy and his father visit a mall. They're amazed by almost everything
they see,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that move apart and back together
again.

The boy asks his father, "What is this, Father?" The father responds -
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it
is."

While the boy and his father watch wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair
rolls up to the
moving walls and presses a button.
The walls open and the lady rolls between them into a small room.

The walls close and the boy and his father watch small circles of lights with
numbers
above the walls light up. They continue to watch the circles light up in the
reverse direction.

The walls open up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman steps out.

"SON," THE FATHER SAYS, "GO GET YOUR MOTHER."
Smooches,
Her Royal SLi-ness
Btw...20 days tee hee


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 08:58:47 (PST)

20 days till your new breast implants Sli? Oops MY bad, Mark is getting new breasts in 20 days........;)

Fitziepooh


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 14:08:49 (PST)




*blink*





A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 05, 1998 at 14:35:23 (PST)

Mark is doin, what?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 07, 1998 at 15:04:38 (PST)

Yeah, I figured I deserve some new toys. I paid extra and got the Pamela Anderson models. I don't plan to leave the house now until next Christmas. >:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 07, 1998 at 15:20:24 (PST)

Yeah, I figured I deserve some new toys. I paid extra and got the Pamela Anderson models. I don't plan to leave the house now until next Christmas. >:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 07, 1998 at 22:33:58 (PST)

Hi everybody, so Mark what was the price on those suckers?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 09, 1998 at 06:49:33 (PST)

Wow theyre so nice he had to say it twice....Tee Hee!!!
Oh...FYI Mark, make sure that those are the pre-Tommy Lee models I hear some of the plastic surgeons here talking about teeth marks, Tattoos and friction burns on the newer ones apparently realism was goal one at the factory so it may be one of those buyer beware things.
Happy Fondling,
Her Royal SLi-ness


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 09, 1998 at 09:52:21 (PST)

HELP ME!!!!!!! I think I'm stuck in my CU Cam!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 10, 1998 at 19:42:44 (PST)

CU is sucking us all in its web of terror!! when will it end??????


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 11, 1998 at 22:58:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

DAMIT!! Doc mooned me AGIAN! IM BLIND!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 12, 1998 at 07:49:53 (PST)

Gee Babe does that mean your gonna have to "feel your way around"????????
SLi
13 days 11 hours...LOL


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 13, 1998 at 06:21:01 (PST)

I will be gone during the Valentines Holiday Sooooooooo

Happy Valentines Day


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 13, 1998 at 06:22:50 (PST)

Isn't HTML Great!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 13, 1998 at 22:06:09 (PST)

Happy Valentines Day everyone the secound most romantic day of the year only secound to presidents day.
take care all, AdmAckbar


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Monday, February 16, 1998 at 20:09:13 (PST)

well, how did everyones "singles awarness day" go? mine was rather cool... FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 22 YEARS I WAS A VALENTINE!!!!!!!! that doesn't include school years when everyone was forced to give me one cuz the teacher had to include on the list of names "make sure that your child brings a valentine for everyone in the class (including chiska , even tho they may not like her like her, she will feel left out). we want everyone to feel loved on this special day...even tho they may not be." the story of my life!! anyway have a cool day!


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Monday, February 16, 1998 at 21:04:58 (PST)

really i am not that big of a loser
hi discoqueen get a hold of me soon!
b'bye now
=)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 19, 1998 at 09:08:50 (PST)



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 19, 1998 at 15:08:35 (PST)

OH DEAR GODDESS LUNA WENT MUTE...........Or her fingers fell off
Either way pretty brutal!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 20, 1998 at 09:38:30 (PST)

Luna, love...so sorry to hear about your loss.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 20, 1998 at 12:38:28 (PST)

luna stares


A Butter Patty from: hi
on Tuesday, February 24, 1998 at 12:38:16 (PST)

hello


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 25, 1998 at 08:01:18 (PST)

Hi guys and gals LOL, sorry I havent been around much this freaking ISP is really starting to give me high blood pressure!!! LOL, I cant seem to stay connected oh well such is life eh??? I hope your all doing well and miss ya'll hope to see you all soon, gotta have me another aftershock Friday LOL Take care and a big {{{{{{{{{grouphug, or should i say Grope hug}}}}}}}}}}} LMAO

Take Care
Lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 26, 1998 at 05:54:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Gosh..don't log onto the churn in a coupla months and all the gifs change and I have
now idea who anyone is...Well, I'm generally clueless...not to be confused with
'Cluelesss' but, well...ok, I generally am lost...
Anyway, I guess I don't have much to add to the convo, and considering the month is
ending in a coupla days, I should wait to start any big ole controversial topic...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 26, 1998 at 11:32:58 (PST)

I dont know what's in my coffee, but its making this page blink and flash like you would not believe!!
I think something is in Baby's coffee as well...she seems to have come down with a bad case of the giggles.


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