February '97

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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 00:09:39 (PST)
thinks you should look at this web page.

And again, there was Much rejoiceing!



;o)



A Butter Patty from: Pope
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 00:13:13 (PST)

Excerpts from OG Ebonic Dictionary:

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Honor-v.-to mount eg: At mine's rape trial, the judge axed my homey "Who be HONOR first?"

Rectum-v.-to collide eg: I use to have too cadillacts but my bitch done RECTUM bofe.

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A Butter Patty from: NewMonthBoy
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 00:16:03 (PST)

x-puddin: love rollercoaster in my pants


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 09:56:44 (PST)
thinks you should look at this web page.

WOW the page loads up sooooo fast:) Ummm I guess that's it besides Come ride My rollercoaster baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %-)

Mikey




A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 09:56:44 (PST)
thinks you should look at this web page.

WOW the page loads up sooooo fast:) Ummm I guess that's it besides Come ride My rollercoaster baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! %-)

Mikey




A Butter Patty from: Fitzie
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 10:17:12 (PST)
Fitzie thinks you should look at this web page.

Ok finally I was able to load up last's month's churn without it getting stuck on Jan14th and I NOTICED the POST that I MYSTERIOUSLY wrote.... Har de HAR HAR No wonder Halogen asked me if I had scene the churn lately DOH Hey it was funny:) And I know who you are:) muhahahahahahaha!!!! I got the inside scoop from Dione Warwick:) LOL I love you guys:) And I'm crazy in love with an Iowa BABE%-) and you know who you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 13:33:09 (PST)

Just a greeting for the new month. Just a reminder: tomorrow's an important day. If I see the shadow of my penis, we have an extra long winter. If I don't see the shadow of my penis, I shall play with it until I do. That's right, Feb 2 is now Penis Hog day. Don't hog those penises too much, though, girls. Punxatawny Phallus has to come out of his hole at least once to tell us what kind of winter we're going to have.



A Butter Patty from: That Iowa Babe...Puddin
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 15:41:31 (PST)

I would just like to thank BillyZ and Sh0ck for being there for me, and Fitzie for being my angel and most of God. Blah! You know what I mean...and Herr..nice very nice! I love you Amish people!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 18:20:42 (PST)
thinks you should look at this web page.

Welcome, February!

Tonight the SoHo-ites despoil the mellifluous Mardi Gras King Cake, courtesy of Hizzoner da Pope...WooHoo!! "Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!!" Wish you were here, babe. Hey...I'll save you a big piece ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 18:53:05 (PST)
thinks you should look at this web page.

As of this writing, Doc's Chat Sounds is at 9985 hits and will hit 10,000 tonight!
Be our 10,000th visitor and receive the WAV file of your choice!
Thank you.


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 20:18:44 (PST)

Fuck...missed it by one! Ain't that always the way? Congratulations, Doc!


A Butter Patty from: FunkyCat
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 21:02:05 (PST)

This is my first churn!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 21:48:53 (PST)

eee


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 11:01:24 (PST)
Herr Blucher thinks you should look at this web page.

Well, Punxatawny Phallus saw his shadow today and went back into his hole (where it is much warmer). If this omen meant anything, it would mean that we will have an extra long winter this year. I am told, however, that Punxatawny Phil has more sway than my buddy, so we'll just have to see. As I have not yet heard of Phil's reaction, I cannot report one way or the other. And you know me: I would hate to give false information. I can tell you that Punxatawny Phallus is very pleased with his shadow but has still not outgrown the phallic stage of his development. We shall have to wait, I'm afraid.
Everybody have a good Groundhog Day.


A Butter Patty from: Punxatawny Punk
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 11:34:46 (PST)

And Frau Blucher, upon viewing Herr's "buddy", says, "Who do you intend to satisfy with THAT?"
And without hesitation, Herr replies, "Me."


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 12:24:29 (PST)

Candy-O wishes her long lost -Plain Pals- a most sacred, holy, and happy Penis Hog Day! It was reported that upon seeing his shadow, a stream of *stuff* spewed forth from his little mouth. Could it be he's as fed up with winter as I am? Just wondering. See you soon, The Candster.:))


A Butter Patty from: funky
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 15:00:54 (PST)

punyeta, COME BACK TO ARF IRC!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: sumyoung guy
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 15:58:40 (PST)

testies?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 16:04:57 (PST)

DOH!

I can be sucha dumbfuck sometimes hehe

ohwell.. all better now anyway :o)


A Butter Patty from: bonkey dalls
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 04:11:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Being born on Penis Hog day has added responsibilities....Especiallly for shan....you shoulda seen the shape of the cake she made.


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 05:39:28 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Doc: Warm up the Lexus, baby...Mama wants some Groundhog Stew...WooHoo!!!

Pope: Needless to say, the cake you sent was yet another excuse for a great party at SoHo Saturday night. Num Num!!! (Shut up, Maria!) LOL! Thanks, Pope...it was awesome!!!

Fitzie: I owe ya bigtime, sweetie. You're my hero. :)

Hope to see you Plain Rappers online soon. (Sure miss ya, Candy-0!)


The Halo Monster


A Butter Patty from: cubed rat
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 12:52:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

WANTED: seeking partner to start a cheech and chong cover band. Must be willing to do all the work, singing, and talking. Must be willing to work for 5% of the income. Must look like both Cheech and Chong at the same time. Also looking for submissions to a Loverboy tribute album, but I'll talk about that later.


A Butter Patty from: S. Goldstein
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 18:02:15 (PST)

Dear Mr.Cubed,
Please find attached one WAV file containing a cover of the song "Turn Me Loose" recorded by my clients, the Schmenge Brothers. I think you will find that one hardly misses the guitar when there is top-quality accordian work involved.
Thank you,
Stanley Goldstein


A Butter Patty from: Former Schmenge Brothers Groupie :(
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 18:41:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The Schmenge Brothers gave good squeeze.






A Butter Patty from: Former Schmenge Brothers Groupie :(
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 18:41:43 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The Schmenge Brothers gave good squeeze.






A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, February 03, 1997 at 20:33:25 (PST)

THAT'S NICE!!!!!!

THAT'S NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT'S NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Guy Cabierro
on Tuesday, February 04, 1997 at 06:58:44 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

the Schmenge Brothers, unfortunately, are still under a lawsuit by Michael Jackson for allegendly false promoting their "last polka" tour. The Schmenge Brothers are also suing Madison Square Garden for their marquee misusage. Despite the fact that the Schmenges suggessted that the words "The Schmenge Brothers sings" should be about 1/20th the size in height as the words "Michael Jackson" doesn't mean that Madison Square Garden (MSG) should have followed their advice.


btw - Dave, that's not a bad "chong" -try working on the cheech now.


A Butter Patty from: GUY CABALLERO
on Tuesday, February 04, 1997 at 07:01:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I don't know who that freak was that posted the last message, but he spelled my name wrong.


A Butter Patty from: countfloyd
on Tuesday, February 04, 1997 at 07:06:59 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.





A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Tuesday, February 04, 1997 at 14:42:32 (PST)

E-mail from Geffen!!!

An excerpt:

I'm currently in Minnesota and trying very desperately to get my ass back home to Oklahoma where it belongs!

(I didn't even know he had a donkey.)

Doc


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Tuesday, February 04, 1997 at 17:43:54 (PST)

God I've missed his ass.


A Butter Patty from: puddin'
on Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 11:28:04 (PST)

hmmm...e-mail from geffen finally...yes. i think i'm just trying to fill up space here. oh well. haven't talked to anyone in the past couple days and well, i kind of miss you all. hmph. i mean hump. yeah that's what i mean. where is my humper? oh well. hmph.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 12:35:03 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

HELLO FREAKIES!!!!!!!!hope everyone is doin well. I've been REAL busy lately but I promise to join the ARF fun real soon! adios and stay crazy, hehehe


A Butter Patty from: Doc, possible genius
on Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 18:22:44 (PST)

Woo-hoo! The text in the little box now wraps when you get to the end of a line in it, instead of scrolling clear out of sight. Shit, I hope this post wraps normally when viewed. If not, It's back to the ol' HTML drawing board.


A Butter Patty from: }{umper X
on Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 19:05:26 (PST)

Ode to the Women of #ARF...
Posey's are red....
Puddin's are blue...
Who else can do humping....
Better than you know who.... 8)


Ps..... Everyone please vote for me for Most Outrageos Page of the Year @ http://www.geocities.com/contest/hoty/ .... REMEMBER!!! My Geocities addy is... Southbeach/marina/2091

To Be The Man.....
You've Got to Beat the Man.....

WOOOOOO!!!


A Butter Patty from: waffles
on Wednesday, February 05, 1997 at 19:39:31 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dear ARFs,
You guys are so crazy! Now that we've graduated, I don't want to ever lose
touch! Keep your sense of humour, and don't ever change!

F/F,
waffles.


A Butter Patty from: puddin
on Thursday, February 06, 1997 at 10:23:46 (PST)

i gots a cold and 'tuff. my achin head. acky poo poo. but there's nothing like a little spartan perfect cheer in honor of my amish friends to cheer me up.

we are the amish
and yeah, we rock
spank me big poppa
yeah YOU! doc

just kidding! hugs to you all!


A Butter Patty from: Big Poppa
on Thursday, February 06, 1997 at 15:19:58 (PST)

Um, thank you. Most inspiring.


A Butter Patty from: S}{0CK
on Thursday, February 06, 1997 at 23:01:59 (PST)

Is it just me.... or are all the women on IRC HOTTIES?????
FUCKIN AYE!!!!!!!!!


To Be The Man.....
You've Got to Beat the Man.....

WOOOOOO!!!


A Butter Patty from: FireMaster
on Thursday, February 06, 1997 at 23:23:05 (PST)

Picks up the churn...(someone left it turned over) Opens it...looks inside...
sees a rollercoaster. Wow! Howd that get in here? Spots something scary...
Puts the lid back on and continues to churn. I think its getting thick.
Since I'm already upto my nose in it....wait thats not butter!


A Butter Patty from: _MaRiA_
on Friday, February 07, 1997 at 09:50:44 (PST)

My daily posing...I mean posting...no, I mean posing...I'm a playboy supermodel! And I'm bored.


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher, indefinite genius
on Friday, February 07, 1997 at 09:55:21 (PST)

Hey, all. Been sick, so sorry I haven't filled the page with nonsensical drivel lately, but I'll be back on top real soon (hear that, puddin, I'M gettin on top this time). Hey, it's almost Mardi Gras here in Gnu Orleens, and I'd try to defile the holiday in some way, but millions of people already beat me to it.


A Butter Patty from: BonkeyDalls
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 07:54:59 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well, we're one week into February, which has been deemed by meteorologists and other experts as the MONTH of STUPID HOLIDAYS. With the exception of Groundhog Day, of course.
We're one week away from Valintine's Day, named after Joey Valentine - a guy in Queens, NY, who fought to bring back the red m&m.
A week later, we have President's Day, where all over the United States, matress companies have massive sales - which I guess, is in memory of John F. Kennedy.
The following week, we have leap year day, but not this year..this year, tons of people who were born on Feb. 29 wander around aimlessly between Feb 28, and Mar 1st, murmering "no fair."


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 08:59:16 (PST)

Hey, puddin, just wanted to let you know I was thinkin of ya, and I'm not ashamed to let the world know! Or at least the Amish, who, if they told anybody, wouldn't be believed anyway. So that's not that much of a risk, actually. And Laura, where the hell are you. I have your tape but no address to send it to. And I don't remember if I got your address, Rachel, miss poserama, but I got YER tape too. Something suddenly tells me I should have done all this through email. This is too personal to post. Oh, well, I'm a Playgirl Supermodel, so that explains the absence of thought.


A Butter Patty from: Geffen
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 10:22:55 (PST)

Hey gang!!!!!
Long time no see or chat for that matter. Well I'm here in Minnesota
and continuing to survive, even though for the most part I'm computerless unless I'm here
at the Library.....Yeah I know it sucks...Hope to buying a computer soon though.
Well not to much to say other then HELP ME OUT OF HERE!!!!! (jk)
Well who knows how long I will be here....we will have to see what the future
holds for Geffen..anyway have to go for know...Email me sometime please!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Dalnet Services
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 20:24:27 (PST)

We were checking our user database and found this that may be of some interest to you.

johno is (USER ID RESTRICTED)
johno on #!!!!!!!TRANSEX_PIXXX
johno using phoenix.tx.us.DAL.net [207.43.0.130] Phoenix DataNET'sDALnet
IRC Server
End of /WHOIS list.

As you may know, this is a violation of Dalnet policy and will be dealt with.
Thank you,
Dalnet Services



I always wondered about john........

To Be The Man.....
You've Got to Beat the Man.....

WOOOOOO!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 20:34:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

um. hi.

i just wanted to post cuz I haven't said anything in so long.
plus I wanted to geeek a lil.

...the end.


A Butter Patty from: Fitziepooh
on Saturday, February 08, 1997 at 22:35:42 (PST)

I waited 10 minutes for this to Load up just to say *I LOVE YOU MARIA ANNE SHACKELFORD, Happy Anniversary!!!!!! Ahhh January 9th, My wish came true, I met a Beautiful Angel%-) and now I know what Heaven feels like:) you will always be......my love

Well just wanted to share that:) Now I'm off to little sleep with lots of work tommorrow:) GO ME!!!!!

Mikey



A Butter Patty from: VIVA Las Vegas!!!
on Sunday, February 09, 1997 at 00:39:57 (PST)

ARFest '97

Woohoo, what an idea!!! Boy this is a thing that we should have done along time ago... like last week!!!! WTG uh...Whoever FINALLY got everyone excited over a In Real Life ARF shindig. WOOHOO Again and such.... Pass the word!!!!


A Butter Patty from: VIVA Las Vegas!!!
on Sunday, February 09, 1997 at 00:40:29 (PST)

ARFest '97

Woohoo, what an idea!!! Boy this is a thing that we should have done along time ago... like last week!!!! WTG uh...Whoever FINALLY got everyone excited over a In Real Life ARF shindig. WOOHOO Again and such.... Pass the word!!!!


A Butter Patty from: http://www.nwlaser.com/ARF/david.gif
on Sunday, February 09, 1997 at 11:42:47 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Check out the link above to see what the average prices are for hotel/airline packages to vegas from your city...

From indy they show aroun 270$-350$ for 4 days, 3 nights deal.. which means I guess I'll have to stay over thurs, fri, and sat. nights.. but who's complainin?

Anyways, all in all i think thats a good deal... and that price includes the fancier luxor (pyramid) type hotels!
Theres some kind of king arthur thing happening, but I think that may be a lil too carried away.. I wonder if they have an Amish theme hotel...

-r


A Butter Patty from: puddismut...woo!
on Monday, February 10, 1997 at 11:14:22 (PST)

heh...silly amish boys. well...here i am miss amerismut. and i won't be irc'ing for quite awhile. i need to /j #real_world if you know what i mean. heh.


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, February 10, 1997 at 13:22:00 (PST)

****WARNING****
Serious amounts of high octane complaining and possibly vaguely insightful whining are contained in this post...I advise those with weak stomachs, those who have recently undergone surgery, and women bearing children to skip over this little discharge...the contents are under pressure and very volatile, and may cause dizziness, nausea, and vomiting in some extreme cases. Gracias por su esposa y mantequilla dias de la semana por favor manos de pietro.


I feel really Gothic right now...I feel like wearing a big long cape and hanging out on these incredibly tall church steeples and just being a big freaky weirdo...well I've got that big freaky weirdo part down pat, I just can't seem to find a cape of suitable length.
I've been doing some thinking(there's a surprise), and I realized just a short while ago that nothing ever works out for me...whenever I get close with anyone, or really start to open up to someone to the point where I start feeling those little pangs in the back of your spleen that threaten to become something that may grow into love(gasp...not the l word) someday, whenever I get to that point, extenuating circumstances present themselves like clockwork, and put simply...fuck everything up. So I thought about it for quite some time, and I was *this* close to just deciding to get one up on circumstances and just not get close to anyone ever again...I thought I was a strong person, I thought I could stand up to all the shit that I incur just because I get so close with people so quickly, but I've run out of energy...and mistake me not when I say that it requires a VERY LARGE portion of energy to put up with the scarring emotional shit you go through when you open up to someone and something gets in the way...It's probably a familiar experience for nearly everyone who might be reading this...But I guess in the end I'm kind of like a compulsive gambler in that regard...wherein I know what the payoff is going to be, and it's so damn ***^^^///GOOD\\\^^^*** that I just keep coming back and putting up with the shit and harships and all that kind of mean nasty sutff, just for the possibility of that gratification, which is basically, the most *gratifying* thing I personally can ever imagine.

Wow. This one made even less sense than the last one...oh well, not as if they all have to be accessible to the average joe...god knows I'm not, and if these little merciless tidbits aren't the most *me* it gets, then I don't know what is.

I guess I'm done wasting everyone's time and eating up the bandwidth...suffice to say thanks for reading if you did, and if not, this was only a test, if it had been an actual breakdown there would be accompanying information as to your nearest bomb shelter...we now return you to your regularly scheduled mellifluous proliferations...good day.


A Butter Patty from: Biology
on Monday, February 10, 1997 at 14:40:16 (PST)

What's a spleen?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 14:58:51 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass that he could hardly
> speak. Before his second week in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how
> he could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next week it may help if you put
> some Vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips everything should go
> smoothly."
> The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was
> able to talk up a storm and did just great. Upon returning to the
> rectory, however, he found a note from the Monsignor.
>
> 1. Next time, sip rather than gulp.
>
> 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
>
> 3. There are 12 disciples not 10.
>
> 4. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the crap out of him.
>
> 5. We do not refer to our savior Jesus Christ and his apostles as "J.C.
> and the boys."
>
> 6. Next week there is a taffy pulling contest at St. Peters, not a peter
> pulling contest at ST. Taffy's.
>
> 7. We do not refer tot he cross as the "Big T."
>
> 8. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as "Big
> Daddy, Junior, and the Spook."
>
> 9. The recommended Grace before meals is not "Rub-A-Dub, thanks for the
> grub, YO God!"
>
> 10. Last, but definately not least, it is the "Virgin Mary," not "Mary
> with the Cherry."
>
>
>


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 15:20:08 (PST)

Gang,
As some of you have noticed, it has been more difficult lately to get to this here Churn. Sometimes when you try to get here, you get an annoying "Sorry" message. This is because the server has been going over its bandwidth limit of 200MB/day, due to many, many people downloading all kinds of things off my server. The server is re-set every hour, meaning that you can always get here early in the hour (say, five past), but it gets shut down again once the limit is reached (typically 45-50-55 minutes past the hour).
Help is on the way! Today I ordered another server, www.amishrakefight.org. With Billy's help, all the Amish stuff will be moved over there once the InterNIC approves the name, which should be by the end of the month.
So, hopefully, we will be starting March with a fresh Churn in a domain of our own, with no more bandwidth problems. Until then, remember to try the Churn again just after the top of the hour if you are getting shut out.
Thanks,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 17:45:47 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, Amish Babes!
Been away for a few. I've missed ya all somethin fierce. But I'm back at SoHo and have noticed a few new pieces of art hanging over "my" terminal. Both are stencils of the word "failure" over and over and over. Hmmm...I MUST speakd with the art director. LOL!

DocBaby! God knows I get all tingly inside whenever you dangle that "bandwidth" rhetoric in front of me...or wherever ;) Way to go, sweetheart! We are too legit to quit! (ewwww) Love you, honey :)

Dave: As long as the whining is "vaguely insightful," it's fine by me. Discharge away, bunkie :)

And as you all know, I have this...this..."thing" for Michael. Unbeknownst to him, it's an old Cuisinart that my grandma left me, but hey...(damn, yet ANOTHER thinly veiled reference to Bonkeydalls' longstanding "problem")...ANYWAY...
This is my public pledge of love, devotion and small appliances to my FitzieMan:

(sheep.wav swells)
EWE LIGHT UP MY LIFE...WOOL EWE STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW?...EWE REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME...MY WOOL IS EMPTY WITHOUT EWE BAAAABE...TO KNOW KNOW KNOW EWE IS TO LOVE LOVE LOVE EWE...EWE ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME...EWE MAKE ME FEEL BRAND NEW...I WOOL ALWAYS LOVE EWE...MUTTON COMPARES TO EWE...BAAABE, I GOT EWE, BAAABE...and of course the final lasting truth of it all...SHEEP LOVES EWE, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!!

Wait a minute...did I just call myself a sheep? Hell, let it ride...


Laura, Queen Of The Amish




A Butter Patty from: S}{0CK
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 20:41:51 (PST)

Hey.... We found a great new server for Dalnet (We think).

java.ca.us.dal.net port 6667

Bill, Mike and me were on there, and were the only ppl on the server...
It may be a test server, so don't be surprised.....

To Be The Man.....
You've Got to Beat the Man.....

WOOOOOO!!!


A Butter Patty from: FitzewePooh
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 20:44:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{larua}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} YEAH your back, and Gosh I didn't know ewe really cared *blush* I think i'll put on my Mary Had a little Lamb outfit and....OH SHIT this was suppose to be EMAIL DOH Anyways Back to the room....

Mikey


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 20:45:22 (PST)

Hey, I like the changes made to The Churn, i.e. the counter at the bottom and the omission of the second pic when providing a website link. Good work, guys. Thanks.


A Butter Patty from: Fitziepooh
on Tuesday, February 11, 1997 at 20:56:50 (PST)

{{{{{{{{{{{{LAURA}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ok shit I got the HUG right this time...That's all back to the room

Mikey


A Butter Patty from: Herr-Blucher, Prince of All That is Truly Suave (or is that Salve?)
on Wednesday, February 12, 1997 at 09:00:15 (PST)

Just wanted to say hey to all my favorite butt monkeys (this means ewe and ewe and ewe). As I write this, it is Lincoln's Birthday and, as usual, I got some of that John Wilkes Booth bubble gum stuck in my beard again. Doh! I'll have to get some of the Ford's Theatre peanut butter (fuck that Peter Pan stuff), which will probably cause a greater mess. Hmmm...maybe an ice cube...

Oh, well, Four Score and Seven Amish Whores Ago...Amish Whore A-Go-Go.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


A Butter Patty from: puddin'
on Wednesday, February 12, 1997 at 09:39:59 (PST)

blah...i hate it when i accidentally send mushy e-mails to people that are non-mushy..it's so embarrassing...kind of like when laura accidentally licked me! good to see you're back..*lick* (yes, scott...please film this and yes, billy respond by a big WOOOOOOO...and yes, fitzie, msg me now that you're the only person who gets to do the licking...of me that is!)


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Wednesday, February 12, 1997 at 18:02:48 (PST)

Cry baby cry
Make your mother sigh
She's old enough to know better
So cry baby cry

:-|,,,,,,,


A Butter Patty from: Rob
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 04:21:15 (PST)

Dave.. its not you dude.. I think women in gneral have some sort of radar beacon that finds the most unattainable things, and seeks them out to conquer them.. then once they have it, theyr like little kids, and get bored with their new found toy real fast...

Although, its been a while since I have "been there" your story sounds vaguely familiar... this is as close as I come to actually saying (wow, I felt the same way when I was your age)

Now, this of course is assuming you ARE in fact speaking of women... and not.. the other type.. you know what I mean... Sheep. Cuz sheep just suck.. they're a bad habit to break... And they'll rip your heart out dave.. Get out while you can!

ok, seriously
Vegas..
no not the artist, the city...
you nimwit, his name was Degas pfft
bill, shock, I got my quote yesterday...
hers the skinny:

Arrive in vegas fri. night. leave sunday night, arrive back home early monday morning. Stay at Luxor: 455$ Stay at Stardust: $322

Thats for Aug. 8th-11th
She also said that, a double room would be about 8$ more, per night, but NOT per person... so its not some sort of package deal.. I think the site I pointed out is offering a special deal for 4 days for that price, but their banking on 2 people going.. so even tho each person spends less (and seems to get 2 more days for the same price) they still make their money.. I dunno how this stuff works..

but what i got quoted was just a trip there, no like bonus package deal or anything.. there was a discount for leaving friday night, and comin back sunday night tho (airline wise)

I also gained almost a whole buck back on my new found stocks.. woohoo

so.. iffin we can find a hotel we agree on, then the rooms can be split by people who wish to share rooms... ergo they save money. God im getting this financial stuff down pretty good if i must say so myself...

I could shive a git, and will prolly get my own room.. but if someone needs a "roomie" in order to go, then I'll split a room with someone...

oh yeah... and... ()()


A Butter Patty from: rob
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 04:24:10 (PST)

God i love the look of those "browser boobies" :)
-r


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 08:19:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Geez Rob, you just described about every man on the planet in that first paragraph.

The Founders of Amish should definitely share a room...is there a HoJo Las Vegas? :)




A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 12:27:28 (PST)

Fuck the world, I wanna get off...

In a blue mood, and coming here was all I could think to do since I'm at work and am having a lull in activity.

So I thought, "What the hell, might as well get abusive."

I'll have to exclude myself from Vegas (a) because I don't have the time to take from work and (b) I won't have the money in August. But if you guys could give Wayne Newton a wedgie while you're there, I would appreciate it.

Dankeshein


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 22:09:09 (PST)

{{{{{{{{all you wonderful people}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Happy Valentine's day:) Happy Thoughts:) Have a wonderful weekend:) And a very merry Happy Valentine's day to you Maria, and although we are miles apart, you are always with me in my heart%-)


Fitziepooh


A Butter Patty from: Fitziepooh
on Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 22:26:46 (PST)

Ok it's not valentine's day on the CHURN yet, but it is in Florida so :PPPP~~~~~~~~ :)

Mikey


A Butter Patty from: Twinky
on Friday, February 14, 1997 at 00:09:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hello! I am Twinky! Twinky just loooooves Valentine's Day because Twinky gets LOTS of Valentines because everybody just LOOOOOVES Twinky. Twinky is very popular. Twinky wants to inform you of a conspiracy against Wayne Newton that will be carried out at the Las Vegas Luxor involving some innocent sheep, a boy named Pooh, and some crazy German guy. I am Twinky! Happy Valentine's Day!


A Butter Patty from: Sid
on Friday, February 14, 1997 at 15:03:18 (PST)

Dear Dr. Freud,
I had the strangest dream last night. I was hanging out in the produce department of my local grocery store, fondling the broccoli.
Then I said out loud, to no one in particular, "I hate broccoli. Yet, in a certain sense, I AM broccoli."
Then this gorgeous babe in a little black dress and spiked heels said, "Hi, I was watching you pick out broccoli. Wanna go over to your place? I have 2 hours this morning."
Then, (SHIT!!) I woke up.
What do you think it means?
Your impatient patient,
Sidney


A Butter Patty from: Perry's Piercing Parlor
on Friday, February 14, 1997 at 15:30:38 (PST)

Calling all youth!


So You Want To Get Pierced


Q: Isn't piercing strictly for fetish-guys, S&M freaks, and seething carnival workers?

A: Not any more! Thanks to modern alienation and boredom, yesterday's creepy psychopathology has been magically transformed into today's wholesome trendy middle-class youth affectation!


Q: Will I ever run out of body parts to pierce?

A: If it dangles, protrudes, jiggles or throbs, we can impale, lance, drill, or stab it!


Q: Does it hurt to get pierced?

A: As might be expected, any sudden perforating, puncturing, or skewering of sensitive human tissue might lead to what some call "pain". We like to refer to it as "that sharp unpleasant tingling sensation."


Q: Isn't piercing just a fancy word for self-mutilation?

A: Hey, self-mutilation is something YOU do to YOURself. With piercing, WE do IT to YOU, and you MERELY pay US. Come on, grow up! Don't you want to really freak out Mom and Dad?


NOW YOU CAN WEAR YOUR ABUSED CHILDHOOD AS A PERMANENT FASHION STATEMENT!!!

So come on! Be a sport!


© 1997 Matt Groening



A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Friday, February 14, 1997 at 18:03:07 (PST)

I hate Valentine's Day. I hate Valentine's Day. I hate Valentine's Day. Can I get an amen?


A Butter Patty from: I hate Valentines Day!
on Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 04:34:57 (PST)

AWOMAN!

oh... and.. ()()


A Butter Patty from: FireMaster
on Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 16:28:03 (PST)

Amen


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Sunday, February 16, 1997 at 08:28:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hello, my wonderful Amish Quasi-Surrealist-Deckhands:

Just wanted to say hello...I love you...I miss you...and I have a birthmark in the shape of a crescent on my left hip. Either that, or I got too drunk this weekend and played "Tickle Me With A Cigarette Lighter" again...



A Butter Patty from: Herr-Blucher
on Monday, February 17, 1997 at 14:52:44 (PST)

No, Laura, that "birthmark" as you call it comes from eating king cake and not visiting New Orleans, the Crescent City (as if you have to be reminded). To rectify this problem, seek transportation directly to New Orleans (you might take a plane, you might take a train, but if you have to walk you've got to get here just the same).

And for you who asked, a spleen has something to do with blood corpuscle creation/destruction and was once thought to be the source of emotions or passions. Hence Baudelaire's poem "Spleen" (or was that Verlaine?).

Hope you all feel properly edified.


A Butter Patty from: Holy Blood and Crescent Rolls
on Monday, February 17, 1997 at 16:35:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

hey kids. I was planning on writing a novel here, but after reading the last two posts about odd crescent shaped things, reminds me that i'm hungry, and am gonna go pop a can of pilsbury stuff into the oven.
OH and right HERE tomorrow, you'll be able to read my review of "Asteroid" if I remember to watch it tonight, or remember to write the review tomorrow.
Only time will tell.
BonkeyDalls/Cubed_Rat/Smokey2196/Rob/Whateverelseyawannacallme


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Tuesday, February 18, 1997 at 13:14:27 (PST)

It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle
Now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell
C'est la vie say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

--Just imagine Christopher Walken intoning those lyrics for some sort of Pulp Fiction scrambled screenplay mess.


Oh, and I'm sorry to report that the Pope was arrested yesterday for impersonating a gynecologist.

Thought you might want to know.



A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Tuesday, February 18, 1997 at 13:17:00 (PST)

Damn, it's not "monsieur" it's "messeur." I hate being stupid!


A Butter Patty from: Herr Blucher
on Tuesday, February 18, 1997 at 13:20:29 (PST)

No, no, no, it's not "messeur" it's "masseuse."

No, no: it's "mah sewer," as in "Mah sewer backed up and the commode exploded while ah was on it. Fiddle de dee. Whatevah shall ah do?"


Oh, never mind!


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 00:29:18 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Trippy...


A Butter Patty from: Advocate
on Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 18:59:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Barn-raising next Tuesday afternoon.
Should be done by 9:00--hope that's not too late.
Fresh water served afterwards.
Bring your own prayer book.
Halogen says hi.


A Butter Patty from: Bonkey Late Than Never Dalls!
on Thursday, February 20, 1997 at 12:07:51 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

you know, I'd actually go into the channel if anyone was there before i went to bed at night (which is generally a little after 9 a.m. - so i can get my designated 22 hours of sleep per night)
Movie Review Time!! ASTEROID

Part one had Annabella Sciorra from "Good Fellas" fame give up her hideous fake NY accent, and be a bright, widowed Astronomer who basically...has no character to speak of...and by the end of part one, you think she and Micael Beihn from "Terminator" fame, might have hit it off, if you really gave two shits...I know i didn't even give an eighth of a shit, I just wanted to see some stuff get done blown up real good like. But before that could happen, they flashed that 'to be continued' and basically screwed millions watching out of a sunday night.
Monday night started off with Dallas getting smashed to bits, and that was pretty cool, had they not flashed back to a very worried Anabella Sciorra who had decided it'd be a good plot device to let her only child stay with her father in Dallas.
So the movie starts on night 2 at 9pm, and then Dallas gets done blown up real good like, and then its, 9:04..and I really should have turned off the TV at that point, but you keep expecting more things to get blown up, since it wasn't just one asteroid, but a zillion bits of one asteroid hurtling down towards earth....but nope, they done used up their blow-up budget on Dallas, and we only got to hear about other devistations via a cheesy CNN news anchor...
The rest of the movie was so tiring and stupid, especially when an irate asteroid victim shoots a minor charater who worked for FEMA, for absolutely no fucking reason...although, if you had listened carefully at 10:13 on Monday night, you could have heard the entire viewing public in the eastern time zone say in unison "Oh, please." and hear about half the tvs switch off...
I *should* have been one of those who turned it off, but no..i had to review the fucker.....

If i were to make a disaster movie, which seem to be so prevalent these days, I think i'd make sure that whatever the disaster was, it'd somehow cause the leading actress to have to go topless for half the film...

Prolly a good thing I live in Columbus OH and not Los Angeles, no?


A Butter Patty from: Mr. Hollyweed
on Thursday, February 20, 1997 at 15:31:13 (PST)

Rumor has it that "Outbreak 2" will feature a blouse-and-brassiere-eating bacteria. No word on the female lead yet.


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Thursday, February 20, 1997 at 19:05:05 (PST)

Semper Fi, motherfucker.


A Butter Patty from: Fitzie
on Friday, February 21, 1997 at 06:39:38 (PST)

What the fuck is with these past few churns all the words crossed out? Or is it just so damn early that my eyes haven't adjusted you? Oh well, my day off I think i'll take another Nap:)

Miguel


A Butter Patty from: Fitzie
on Friday, February 21, 1997 at 06:40:38 (PST)

What the fuck is with these past few churns all the words crossed out? Or is it just so damn early that my eyes haven't adjusted yet? Oh well, my day off I think i'll take another Nap:)

Miguel

YET NOT YOU Damn i can't see:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 21, 1997 at 07:54:09 (PST)

Me again:) Well today here in town it's DANNY WUERFFUL day, You all remember him Mr. Heisman Trophy National Championship winner, well he graduated from this town's High School Ft Walton Beach High, of course all the SNOBBY RICH FUCKS go to that High School:) Well they have 3 high schools in this town, one other is Choctawhatchee High, which all the PREP's went to, including my sister's and I of course went to the HICK Niceville High:) Were all us slower Learning people went LOL Is it just me or did everyone ride that short little yellow bus? Anyways so To celebrate Danny Wuerfful day, well after Taylor stops grunting, I'm going to change his stinky poopoo diaper, then Im going to clean the Lint out of my belly button, and then I think I'll watch Reruns of Andy Griffith:) Ahh such a wonderful day to celebrate:) I hope you all are having such a wonderful day as I am:) Anyways chat atcha all later Have a great weekend:)

Fitziepooh


BTW What is it with these Lines crossing everything out???


A Butter Patty from: puddin'
on Friday, February 21, 1997 at 11:09:12 (PST)

I don't see jack shit being crossed out and I don't know what you're thinking. Hey kiddos...I haven't slept yet...a full 29 hours...I'm trying to break halo's record I think. I love you amish folk!


A Butter Patty from: Mr. Weatherbee
on Friday, February 21, 1997 at 15:14:40 (PST)

Niceville High? Did you know Archie Andrews and Jughead and Reggie and Veronica and Betty? By the way, did you know that Veronica and Betty grew up (sort of) to become Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding?
Oh, maybe I have this wrong and you went to school with Clark Kent and Lois Lane and that crowd. In which case I had better shut up.


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Saturday, February 22, 1997 at 22:35:48 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Doc:
Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Saturday, February 22, 1997 at 22:45:06 (PST)

I don't have a dog, but thank you anyway. I think.


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 02:10:06 (PST)

I love you anyway.


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 02:25:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Candy-O to RpmQ
I went to your page....I'm thinkin that *Jacques Race Car Guy* is really cute, but then I saw your pic!! Hubba Hubba, Rob.
Woo Hoo from Candy-O


A Butter Patty from: Candy-O
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 02:27:10 (PST)

Hey Shock:
CanYouSeeMe?
Candy:))


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 17:48:53 (PST)

Where the hell have I been? That's a question you should ask yourself. Or not. Anyway, here I sit, yet again, with undue amounts of shit to get off my chest, and as always I have no idea where to start...I have to go back to prison tomorrow after having a whole week off...whoever thought of february break deserves a gold star...anyway, I have to write a rough draft of something that eventually has to become something vaguely resembling a story, and I have no idea where to start with that either. This bites. I'm in the mood to compose some really depressing verse, but I'm assuming that Doc's old pledge to mangle, rend asunder, and just basically fuck up anything even resembling poetry still stands, and I can't bear to see that happen to anyone's compositions, let alone mine, so I'm stuck bitching about my problems in a form that albeit is more straightforward, but in the end probably harder to read. Ah, screw. If I did go on and on for hours and hours about my problems, who's to say I'd feel any better about it in the end? So maybe I'll just do what most people do and SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH IT, and do my homework, and get up and go to school and become a mindless conformist robot type consumer average american person. Right.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 17:58:13 (PST)

You could prolly sneak one by me this week Dave, no promises, but Billy and I be mighty busy preparing www.amishrakefight.org for its Grand Opening on March 1. Stay tuned.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 21:34:15 (PST)

BTW - The only time I ever DID mangle one of yours, you said you loved it.


A Butter Patty from: bonkeydalls in front of the tube
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 06:20:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

ANOTHER ANNOYING MOVIE REVIEW
Well, NBC, knowing what people want - mass destruction on a global scale - last week showed "Asteroid" and this week showed the first network television show with the new M rating - "Schindler's Fist" - a historic account, featuring an all male cast, about a man who's rectum........



....oh wait, i was watching pay-per-view.


A Butter Patty from: Geffen
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 11:59:13 (PST)

Well here to churn out some spew!!!!!!
HeHeHe
Anyway in a nutshell......
Life is still Crappy---No way to get home, YET!!!!
But am still working on it. Tired of all this white s@*t on the ground.
They call it snow but the damn stuff has no street value. :( (jk)
Anyway gotta make like a missle and CRUISE for now. I'll Churn out more
nonsense later. And Doc yes I have a donkey And he says Hi. :)
Well later all you crazy folks.
But seriously keep me in your dreams, prayers, and nightmares...and maybe I'll
make it home soon.
Peace Out...All
*Clicking his heels together and saying...There's no place like home
There's no place like home
There's no place like home.*

EMAIL ME SOMETIME PLEASE


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 17:08:27 (PST)

Hey, Friends:
Well, I've found yet another way to get online. Our friendly local library. Can't do irc...but have found a way to do other "illegal" things. Give me time. God I've always fantasized about getting busted in the library. But I was hoping it would be for more "deviant" behaviour. I love you all. Please note my new e-mail addy, halogen@soho-stl.com. Hotmail is always good for backup, as I don't know how much longer I'll have my SoHo account. Fuck, here comes the one-armed man...gotta go.
Love you, Dave :)


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 20:30:32 (PST)

Let there be no confusion on this subject, unimportant as it may seem to most of you who have better things to worry about than artistic integrity or having a soul, the only reason I didn't head for the hills PERMANENTLY when Doc rewrote that poem was because it was a joke to begin with, I don't remember exactly about what, i think someone had gotten a pet bird or something, so I composed a moderately lengthy poem about a dimwitted young bird growing up and smacking into things and stuff...I don't remember, but I think it was vaguely witty, or whatnot, and Doc took it upon himself to redo it with the appropriate bird---turd substitutions, it actually flowed very well(no pun intended) even in the edited form , so I naturally, being a poetically sensitive person(meant in the least egotistical way possible), appreciated the thought. That is ALL. I think the practice of defiling poetry in the public forum, NO MATTER your opinion on it, is abhorrent and truly one of the most vile and worthless pastimes I can envision by any stretch of the imagination.

Bood day.

"When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads, they might as well be dead, when the rain comes..."

D-to the-A-to the-V-to the-E, y'all.

snicker


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 20:33:44 (PST)

oh, and thanks hal. :-)


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Monday, February 24, 1997 at 21:36:31 (PST)

If it weren't for all the positive e-mail every time I do it, maybe I wouldn't.
Oh, who am I kidding? Sure I would. Why?
"...abhorrent and truly one of the most vile and worthless pastimes I can envision by any stretch of the imagination."
I guess that's why: Kinda like IRC. :)

Doc


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 00:36:01 (PST)

ROFLMAO!
...as it were...


A Butter Patty from: BonkeyDalls
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 05:39:42 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

You know. This cloned sheep thing kinda scares me. Sure, Fitzie and I have been fielding LOTS of questions in the suddenly-popular #nekkidsheep, and we have maintained a positive outlook on-the-record....but what scares me is when they start cloning other mammals. Like, say, Emmanuel Lewis.


A Butter Patty from: Herr-Blucher
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 11:04:37 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Look, Emmanuel Lewis is the least of our worries. What if they decide to start cloning all the little black kids from television's past. Or all the kids for that matter. Can you imagine an army of Butch Patricks? How about Cindy from the Brady Bunch (her real name escapes me) multiplied to the horizon, lisping towards Bethlehem? Or a ghetto full of Todd Bridgeses, crack pipes in tow, endangering the safety of every 7-11 illegal alien cashier and the sanctity of every ATM machine within bus fare?

Just a look into the apocalypse, folks. Hope you enjoyed it.


A Butter Patty from: Ehcin
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 13:45:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well, Hello All... I guess this is my initiation into ARF Churn.... Well
First of all Fitzie.. I went to Choctawhatchee High School, and I'm not rich.. I may be a fuck (or at least puddin seems to think so), but I'm not rich. To all else.. Hey all.. or whatever.. I guess I'll start seeing you soon. I would put all of this in colors, but it probably wouldn't piss puddin off as much as it does in IRC (since she can't hee colors) (HA HA) : See ya soon, Amish Folks.
Ehcin


A Butter Patty from: Ehcin
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 13:48:30 (PST)

Good Job, huh...

My first entry and I spell a word wrong..

Oh well....

Ehcin

Turn that Churn


A Butter Patty from: Ehcin
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 13:48:48 (PST)

Good Job, huh...

My first entry and I spell a word wrong..

Oh well....

Ehcin



A Butter Patty from: Muttonfrigger
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 15:37:52 (PST)

At least you didn't post twice by accident, Ehcin. That would have been REALLY dorky.
Also, it has never been proven that Emanuelle Lewis is a mammal.
And, if you guys don't start opping me in #nekkidsheep pretty soon, I am going to have to start my own sheep-based splinter-group channel. #clone_ewe_clone_me, anyone?

Baaaaa,
LAMB3


A Butter Patty from: puddin
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 19:01:43 (PST)

.....bye.


A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 20:45:01 (PST)

Well it's nice to know that -everyone- hates my poems, and not just -you-. If that is the case, then how long until you guys get sick of me? There's an unsettling thought...but not for you all.

Crackers


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 21:46:14 (PST)

Don't take it personally. I hate all poetry, but the ladies love it, Casanova (wink, wink).


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 11:47:48 (PST)

Ahhh HUMP wednesday and just my damn Luck the sheep are out Grazing, so BonkeyDalls have you figured out how we can Clone those sheep so they don't have to eat? EHCIN you are no longer a Churn Virgin, but hey you still have your other virginity:) LOL Anyways see you all in #Nekkidsheep.....err umm oops that's a private channel *blush* See you all in #Amish Ohhh and btw S}{0CK No matter how much ewe BEG ewe are not getting the password to the #NekkidSheep channel, Ok I'm a softy, well for now I am come March 9th, umm that's another story, Anyways here's the password /join #Nekkidsheep password HOLDSTILLDAMMIT


Fitziepooh


A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 21:53:54 (PST)

Billy:
Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like
the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula.









A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 21:54:12 (PST)

Billy:
Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like
the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula.









A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 21:54:30 (PST)

Billy:
Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like
the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula.









A Butter Patty from: halogen
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 22:00:26 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Gosh...my first post and it churned it out THREE TIMES! I think I'm gonna LIKE it here :)


A Butter Patty from: Spazz
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 22:10:28 (PST)

Personal Highgeen is for Conformest bastards.........and nuns


Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and
are expected to have one last confessional before they
become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate
waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are
made holy. >"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any
contact with a penis?" >"Well," says the first nun in line,
"I did once just touch the tip of one >with my finger." >"OK"
says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass
on into >Heaven." >The next nun admits that "Well, yes, I did
once get carried away and I, you >know, sort of massaged one
a bit." >"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse you hand in the holy
water and pass on into >Heaven." >Suddenly there is some
jostling in the line as one of the nuns tries to cut >in
front. >"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
>"Well, your holiness," says the nun that is trying to
improve her position >in line, "If I'm going to have to
gargle that stuff, I want to do it before >sister Mary Jean
sticks her butt in it!" > >

Hope you all like this.

SEE Ya'll LATERZ


A Butter Patty from: Spazz
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 22:14:24 (PST)

Oh by the way, all you that know me, knows that i kan't spell. Sorry 'bout this misspellings in the above post.


............And one more think I'm not a RedNeck Ya'll LOL




A Butter Patty from: tester
on Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 23:15:04 (PST)

Test


A Butter Patty from: Rakers
on Thursday, February 27, 1997 at 09:38:56 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Why do systems allways act really funky just at the time that you need to hand something in? :)


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