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A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 01, 2002 at 04:04:50 (GMT)

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 01, 2002 at 04:07:18 (GMT)

Excuse my exuberance...it was my first time. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 01, 2002 at 19:52:41 (GMT)

Did Sli's address change while I was away?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 02, 2002 at 04:59:08 (GMT)

did you get an email yet?????????
I promise when it happens EVERYONE WILL KNOW
this rant brought to you by the Tennessee Judiciary System if you guys want me there sooner light a fire under them.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 03, 2002 at 03:15:19 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'll give ya two guesses. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 03, 2002 at 04:45:34 (GMT)

I AM A SLUG!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 03, 2002 at 06:30:13 (GMT)

im a koala?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 03, 2002 at 07:15:30 (GMT)

Whoa, me too. Now I'm scared.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 02:42:53 (GMT)

Help I am a rock


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 04:20:51 (GMT)

I am an iiiiiIIIIiiiisland.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 at 14:19:49 (GMT)

I am an Owl. Watch out for my claws.

Who would have ever guessed Luna to be a slug in bed!!

So many dreams...crushed...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 01:20:08 (GMT)

**insert loud howler monkey scream here**
one more reason for ya'll to feel sorry for Doc... the koala has a monkey to contend with
/me swings from the barn rafters with her prehensile tail


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 07:02:18 (GMT)

no wonder dave plays music all the time!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 15:02:14 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm a monkey:)


"Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about. Only problem is - sometimes you don't know when to shut up and take care of your partner's needs. You also love a gossip about your antics in bed - nothing is kept from your mates. But at least you enjoy yourself - keep on swinging!"


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 15:50:08 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

According to the quiz, I'm a tiger. Seems kind of unlikely, really.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 19:49:40 (GMT)

Gee... people making fun of Amish ways and perverting our gentle and kind culture damn those English.
On a side note.... sheesh Jeb could have taken her to a barn raising and spanked her ass, where has romance gone? Kids these days...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 06, 2002 at 21:20:17 (GMT)

I'm a Koala.

Raven's a Snake. Go fig. hahaha


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 06:26:23 (GMT)

koala's rock!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 18:02:03 (GMT)

c'mon... am I the only swan in the bunch?! bunch of selfish pigs! ;o)

anywho, hows it hangin all? I've been unemployed lately so I've had lots of time to surf and look at porn... I know, life's tuff some times! hehe Hope everyone's doing well.

Catch ya later!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 07, 2002 at 22:03:26 (GMT)

Bleely!
The unemployment fairy has spread her dust upon you, too? I've managed to hide from her all encompassing power so far but chances are that might not be the case for much longer!
GASP!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 08, 2002 at 01:47:04 (GMT)

swan....maybe the ugly duckling part but the full on white feathers I am not so sure about that


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 08, 2002 at 02:51:10 (GMT)

For me, the unemployment fairy has been held at bay for another three months, but she did take a bite out of me, a 16% pay cut. Not to mention that I am working at a fucking bank.

Whenever I observe someone who is really, really into their job working for U.S. Bancorp, I can't help but wonder what the fuck is wrong with them, and then I feel all alienated.

Then I go home, smoke dope, and write some windy, nearly incomprehensible post on the Churn. I may be a loser, but as a contractor, at least I am not an fucking bank employee.

Okay, I feel better now.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 09, 2002 at 05:15:59 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

You love the sport...now take the quiz!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 09, 2002 at 06:02:11 (GMT)

...and the sport was invented in Scotland, where they invented golf. Weird.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 09, 2002 at 19:34:11 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

"this one is dedicated to Kurt"

My drunken neighbor is in his yard testing out his 3 new microphones he bought for $100, and his brother in law, Larry, is testing out his new Ovation acoustic guitar with active electronics he bought for $50. Just a side note: Larry is stone cold deaf, but he can feel the guitar vibrating. My neighbor is semi-bombed and he has his acoustic mic'ed and cranked thru a stack. They have live vocal mics, too, and that is what was used to deliver the dedication through out the neighborhood.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 02:54:15 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

For luna.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 03:26:53 (GMT)

Stick to your own species, people


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 06:55:32 (GMT)

humans can be so baaaaaaaaaaaaad


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 13:27:47 (GMT)

*BLINK*


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 20:50:19 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

He's actually not a bad lookin guy. WTF does he need to be screwin goats for? I hope he doesn't have a SO. Can you imagine yer bf cheatin on you with a goat? That would wreck my self-image, not to mention his chances of ever gettin a blowjob.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 10, 2002 at 22:14:46 (GMT)

Frank, I am heartbroken what about our lovely weekend in South Beach??? Didnt that mean anything to you???
YOU BITCH


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 11, 2002 at 01:08:42 (GMT)

"Now this really annoys me: All these people getting on the
Internet and saying Nostradamus predicted this. If
Nostradamus were alive today his name would be Miss Cleo and
he'd be charging $2.99 a minute." -- Jay Leno


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 11, 2002 at 19:07:52 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Should I be disturbed?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 03:17:47 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Damn. I always miss the good auctions.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 05:41:52 (GMT)

man, that camera is worth 2K+..... :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 06:32:13 (GMT)

according to the "test"...
Can you say addict, boys and girls? I knew you could! You go into cold sweats thinking that an electrical storm might possibly take out your Internet connection. On the few occasions when you can't avoid talking to people around you face-to-face, your conversation is peppered with acronyms such as BRB, and LOL. Your snail mail is limited to paying bills, and even this has become irregular, since phone collection agencies will only get a busy signal. The signature on your last Federal income tax return was followed by the symbol, :`( . My friend, it is time to cut the electronic umbilical cord! You already know the URL of the Center for On-Line Addiction. Go there now! It's never too late.
... what a load of shit.. I pay bills on-line too, I sent an electronic signature in on my income tax and I dont go into sweats... I have a back up ISP...sheesh


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 01:17:08 (GMT)

Nostradamus has no phone presence...he wouldnt last a week...his ACL would suck ass


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 04:21:24 (GMT)

Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don't be cruel." (RCA, 1956)

Jesus is part of "the Trinity."
Elvis' first band: a trio.

Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" special.

Jesus said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and
drink." (John 7:37)
Elvis said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of
Matthew)
Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' biographers. (Elvis: A
Golden Tribute)

"Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white" (Mark 9:3)
Elvis' snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences.

Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

Jesus: the Lamb of God.
Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns.

Jesus' Father is everywhere.
Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

Jesus was a carpenter.
Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.

Jesus said: "Man shall not live by bread alone."
Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 05:12:09 (GMT)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! thank you.... thank you very much!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 at 23:57:16 (GMT)

waylon jennings died today, age 64, of diabetes


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 13:18:34 (GMT)


HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 15:13:54 (GMT)

Ah...the holy day of sex and lingerie.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 15, 2002 at 00:53:39 (GMT)

and let us not forget chocolate...amen


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 15, 2002 at 01:03:19 (GMT)

and gorgeous vases of flowers from your sweetie =D


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 15, 2002 at 14:44:03 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I gave puddinhead this e-card with a sappy little poem on it and then went to bed with a toothache:(


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 15, 2002 at 21:14:16 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I went to my friend poj's house, invited him to starbucks, we hop in my truck and he starts visibly gagging, like he's gonna puke.
"what the hell is that smell? it smells like dogshit!"
"oh that's some chocolate milk from my missouri trip, i think it turned purple"
we get to starbucks, where we are put off by the employee's refusal to laugh at our jokes
so we head back to my truck, poj starts gagging again, we're not even there yet, you know?
so i say, "here let me get rid of that"
"where are you gonna put it?"
"why, in starbucks, of course"
he starts dying laughing as I bag the turquoise muck and take it in starbucks and drop it in their inside trashcan.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 00:50:55 (GMT)

Shopper Beaten For Bringing 13 Items To Express Lane ::: Woman Arrested After Alleged Grocery Store Attack

LOWELL, Mass. -- First there was road rage. Now, there's checkout-line rage.

Police said that a 51-year-old Lowell woman was beaten and kicked when a customer behind her in a supermarket checkout line became enraged that she had brought 13 items through a 12-items-or-fewer lane.

Karen Morgan, 38, was arrested Sunday at about 9 a.m. after she allegedly beat the victim on the street outside the Market Basket.

Morgan has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Court officials said that she failed to appear for her arraignment Monday.

The victim told The Lowell Sun that she didn't realize she had one item too many until Morgan, who was waiting behind her in line, let her know.

The two exchanged words and then the victim left the store. She said she was attacked while walking home.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 02:03:33 (GMT)

I have never really had the time to count the number of items the person in front of me has, however I have noticed from time to time the odd combinations of things people have...
like a 5 pound bag of kitty litter and 2 pounds of italian sausage, not sure what kind of casserole that makes...but I bet its crunchy.
I also invariably find myself noticing when someone has purchased a large amount of some agent designed to kill off parasites... like the nite I found myself behind the guy with 8 boxes of RID 3 of those lice combs and a box of Orville Redenbacher with extra butter
as I stepped back a good 10 feet and began to supress the need to scratch uncontrollably I could only imagine that the popcorn was some sort of cootie bait or the extra butter aided in the process somehow.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 06:42:21 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Only after a few drinks.....


so i thought "wow, Sli is a shopping cart voyeur too! Surely there must be a website somewhere dedicated to people who spy on OPP (other people's purchases)" So I decide to do a search on "shopping cart voyeur".....

*sigh*


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 07:49:34 (GMT)

Is it just me, or is the Internet feeding the creation and popularization of bizarre, previously not-all-that-popular fetishes? Yeesh.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 17:11:04 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I think the Internet is feeding the creation of bizarre bullshit in general, witness my lovely website. I just think of it as a really pumped up, white-headed, sometimes painful, mental zit in your mind's eye. Hence pop + eye + x. Now you know.

btw, I liked that casserole idea, not the dish, just the idea


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 18:19:12 (GMT)

Just saying HI :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 16, 2002 at 22:52:25 (GMT)


/me tackles luna in the corner...

Just saying HI : )


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 17, 2002 at 09:35:32 (GMT)

/me cackles at luna in the corner...

Just saying Hi : )


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 18, 2002 at 00:07:42 (GMT)

Howdy Luna!!!!! You up late and doing bad things since you got Monday off?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 19, 2002 at 03:18:33 (GMT)

We are not like the rest of the states... we go to school on presidents day :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 05:14:31 (GMT)

/me hides in the corner waiting to be tackled...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 08:10:43 (GMT)

they go to school on presidents day here also because Rodeo days are coming and the kids get off like three days to see a parade and lots of horse and cow shit not to mention cowboys. Luna you just might like it here.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 21, 2002 at 04:55:25 (GMT)

lol I dunno about that. I don't know if my trailer could withstand the move!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 04:08:03 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Make sure and memorize these new chat-room abbreviations.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 23, 2002 at 16:35:26 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Next Target Of The War On Terrorism.... US DRUG USERS!



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 03:35:38 (GMT)

WTFITS?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 24, 2002 at 16:02:27 (GMT)

LOL! Took me a while, but I got it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 25, 2002 at 22:50:41 (GMT)


/me tip toes over to the corner and leaps onto Badham

*ooof*


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 25, 2002 at 23:19:16 (GMT)

Beware of his blinding butt,fraccy ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 02:04:03 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

mugtoe called me up
having internet browser molasses
and he says
"...and when I start up AOL, it takes forever!"
I said, look at your dick, see that rusty railroad spike stuck thru the head?
he said you think that's the problem?
yep
I answered my own question?
I guess so
ok man see ya later


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 03:16:02 (GMT)

Did that make sense?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 23:46:17 (GMT)


Yep


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 04:10:14 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Anybody lose anything lately?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 06:29:25 (GMT)

/me digs this corner


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 16:37:16 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

And once again, life imitates art. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 06:52:11 (GMT)

as much as ive ever wanted to die,
can never bring myself even close to it...

self-preservation at its upmost peak.. reminded of why i smoke that bitter sweet sweet smoke...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 23:37:45 (GMT)

gives a whole new meaning to wash and wax job


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, March 01, 2002 at 15:09:02 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sigmo put that spike there, and I ain't allowed to remove it yet. Though it's costin me out the ass, and it's givin me HTMLTetanus in my drive-drawers. AOL is Satan (Author Of Lies, Angel Of Light), but I married one who carries the mark of the Beast.

On another note, do you ever use the term, "Let's do a lick"? Just curious. I'd forgotten about that term. I first became aware of it at the cockfights in Oklahoma where I was in the company of this cook. He was related to the guy I went up there with who was handlin roosters for a contractor in west Dallas. This cook would stay up for a month or so at a time, and he'd just drive around north Texas and Oklahoma settin up kitchens and stayin wired to the tits. He'd lay out a pile of that mess and just lick it up. I always thought that was much more intelligent that stickin that nasty shit up yer nose.

He also had a bad habit of helpin himself to my bud. He would say, "Let's burn one, Mug," and he'd just throw an entire bud into a paper and seal it up. They didn't burn worth a shit, and it was a terrible waste. But what did he care? He was swimmin in cash and couldn't feel a thing anyway. He kept a fuckin Uzi under the seat of his car and spent all his time at the cockfights in the company of every assortment of law enforcement officer in the southern half of Oklahoma. Never saw him bang anything or stick it up his nose. He just licked it off his hand the way you'd lick a pile of salt before downing a shot of tequila.

I had a 63 Chevy Suburban at that time, and I would set up a grill outside the cock-pit and barbecue ribs smoked sausage and hand it out to the folks who otherwise had to force down the mess they served up at the snack bar. Johnny would sit outside with me a good deal of the time and just greet all these old men as they approached the barn where the fights were held there in Thackerville. Most of these old-timers were in their 70's at least, and they all smiled and waved at Johnny as they went in. Sometimes they'd stop and have a sandwich off the back of my truck with me and Johnny smokin a joint right there in front of God and everybody.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, March 02, 2002 at 03:38:19 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey! Where's my new page?


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