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A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 13:31:43 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

its so muddy around here that when you try to get to your car you better be ready for a hike from this little pile of snow to that little pile of snow otherwise you'll be up to your knees in clod black sticky shitty muck! bla bla bla bullshit bullshit bullshit!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 15:57:04 (PST)

WooHoo second to post man what the heck's goin on here..... you guys forgotten how to type or something?
Anyways I don't know who got to see our other post last night but anyways,we're gonna be parents :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 17:28:00 (PST)

Congrats you two!

Happy Parenting.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 18:27:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Alright, Phil & Clawdia! Be sure and raise that child on a steady diet of Slayer and Slipknot!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 23:11:36 (PST)

Congrats Flash and Clawd. Are you going to be decorating in pink or blue or do you have any idea yet? This may be the zygot stage so it may be an whole evolutionary call yet.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 02, 2001 at 14:54:10 (PST)

Awwwwww how cool!

Congrats Lord and Clawd!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 02, 2001 at 18:13:14 (PST)

Congrats Clawd and Flash!!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 03, 2001 at 16:32:27 (PST)

ATTENTION:

Luna now owns white go-go boots!


A Butter Patty from:
onSaturday, February 03,2001 at 17:36:04 (PST)

.....these boots are made for walking and that's just what they will do and one of these days these boots are going walk all over you......

Hopefully you will put those boot to good use Luna!

...ready boots...start walking.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 03, 2001 at 18:22:58 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bootsy Collins is cool. He played with James Brown AND George Clinton. One time I saw Bootsy, bass, and his brother, Catfish Collins, guitar, on Hollywood Palace, plus a drummer, and one go go dancer, as James Brown's band. They played "I Got That Feelin'" [Frac take note] and it was very BOOT related. That's the level I put Luna on now.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 04, 2001 at 13:00:12 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The Genius Doktor Has Done It Again!!!

I am so glad to have finally found the solution the Mothers Against Drunk Driving are probably going to give me head for...

Here's the magic cure:

We need to give babies their formula thru intravenious injection, right in the ol' mainline, [you know, Gram Central Station?], then maybe we wouldn't have so many goddamn alcoholics!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 04, 2001 at 18:05:36 (PST)

Thanx guys *HUGS*
Not sure yet alice but got an idea might be a boy but i don't wanna know i want it to be a surprise :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 04, 2001 at 19:47:20 (PST)

We can help with Baby Names!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 06:59:09 (PST)

Hey, how about Wombat-X?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 13:37:49 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Due to some recent unpleasantness I think we should have a meeting of the GFY Board of Directors.
Beffy has graciously offered her services as Director of Lesbianism, so we now have someone to process the licker license requests.
There are several more board appointees needed (hate to disappoint a certain "ass-hoe" in Arkansas that has built it up in his head that there are several people involved in this sinister plot to deface his guestbook with spam (I still dont know how you can run an ISP and not know the terminology, but hell its Arkansas, maybe they just picked the only one in that particular "tri-county" area that got past the 5th grade. There is a huge push to make sure that pornography is available to even the most illiterate of areas)
So, in the spirit of our Amish humbleness please nominate yourselves to the board position of your choosing well vote on it at the next meeting.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 15:00:07 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I wanna be the "butt-plugger" for GFY! I got a 1/4 inch TRS stereo phone plug for Tony's ass-hoe, so he can pipe his verbal feces directly to the guts of my super duper audio crunching system, thus making it possible for me to slice it, dice it, and splice it, so it comes right back to him, and goes straight back up in HIS Arky ass-hoe!

Also, if Sweet Beffy's gonna be a lesbian, then Popeye-X wants be one, too! A lesbian WITH a truly beautiful dick [ask around] like mine ought to be a BIG HIT on any dot org website! I even hate men! [take that Tony Ass-hoe!]


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 15:01:57 (PST)

Well, if I get to watch lesbians exercise her and her licker license, I'm all for it.

If I get to participate, then there IS a God.




A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 15:58:25 (PST)

GFY board is turning into a lesbian board. I'm not sure what title I'd want tho. feel free to give any suggestions.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 16:42:09 (PST)

I am NOT calling my kid Wombat-X ,PPX, that is just sick and wrong....oh wait of course it is PPX came up with the idea ...
/me ducks ;P


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 05, 2001 at 17:50:41 (PST)

Name your kid Arkanoid,Lucious, Mutarus or Clod. That's what my friends would name thier kids if they had one.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 07:40:43 (PST)

I wanna be the youth minister. I have a calling and an outreach to the youth of today that I feel is truly unique. :o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 08:42:12 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, Mugtoe, where's the Spread-Ego-Ranch? This Men-Masota thing is going too far, dude. PPX needs a place to post his obnoxious fumes. Tell Mark, PPX says to get a fucking job, and send the cash to Mugtoe's ISP. I've got a plethora of pukey platitudes to unplug. Hey, Mark, I knew him FIRST. Get in line, motherfucker!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 12:56:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

The Critics Are In!! Tony is an Idiot!


copy and pasted from the Tony-Net guestbook, enjoy....

bjorn - pullman, WA
Homepage : http://www.board.to/bjorn
tony, please leave irate messages on my answering machine. and come to my site and leave objectionable content in my guestbook. i just read your diatribes on http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/weenies.htm, and found the whole situation uproariously funny.

signed on Tuesday, the 06. of February 2001 at 13:13:53


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A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 13:33:41 (PST)

Man are Tony and his wife Dee bleach blonde or what?? man i wish he'd call and say that TO anyone.I'd love to fly over there and kick his butt or just maybe shove his wifes head up there, then again he might like it. Tony I got two words for you 'Pillow Biter'.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 17:20:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Damn! I tried to post at the elite Tony-Net Guestbook about the Net rape perpetuated by the criminal Amish Rake Fight Org, also I wanted to praise the phone machine moral highground of a fellow "dash" user, but I guess the FBI closed down the frenzy to protect the noble citizens of Arkansas, or something. Its a well known fact, there's a new wave of perverted, wombat-plooking Aussies invading the hallowed ground of the American Internet, and it BREAKS MY HEART to see a such a vital source of information as the TONY-NET GUESTBOOK be rendered USELESS by thrill seeking foreigners from a country that's only 100 years old!

Plus, I hear its fucking HOT over there!

Everybody knows the Internet rightfully belongs to the USA, and the USA only, and surely the home state of the Honorable William Jefferson Clinton shouldn't have to take a back seat to the kangaroo-humping, willowbee-mating, animal husbandry of the Down Under Scumbag Nation of Australia. Long Live Tony-Net, and all my fellow "dash" using brothers from the only truly Christian nation on Earth, The United States Of Areas Adjacent To Texas. God Bless George W. Bush-X!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 20:58:21 (PST)

I was gonna post at Tony.net but its not worth it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 22:55:30 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I want one of these for Christmas


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 06, 2001 at 23:49:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

please go and check out my new web page, its got some of my songs on it and a cool ass pic of me


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 07, 2001 at 00:50:13 (PST)

Huh? I thought Tony was the stupid Italian guy from Brooklyn who beat his wife twice a week and had the cops called on him at least once a week. Last thing I knew Flash and Clawd are with child and Glen has a thing for carrots in an unnatural way. Oh and the beautiful Luna was offering free walks on the wild side with her boots. We always knew PPX was out of his mind so we just offer cool drinks and pat his hand knowingly. The plot line is getting really wacky now.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 07, 2001 at 01:56:19 (PST)

Before you get your undies in a bunch, please let me explain that this is a pubic cervix announcement. I'm only posting this as a warning about man's inhumanity to... uh... something... Hold on, I'll get back to that at the end.

"... So I'd like to tell you a little true story about what it means, and where it comes from. I fervently hope it will instill in your heart a desire to learn a basic truth about your fellow man." (He patted little Palefire's head and smiled)

"After the Civil War, speculators came through the South and bought bombed-out mansions for just a few bucks, sold off everything that was worth anything, and then moved on. They were called "Carpetbaggers."

About the same time, the westward migration of the covered-wagon folks brought with it the need for fertilizer, so their crops could grow better. Some genius Carpetbagger looked around out back of the mansion and lo and behold, there were huge piles of shit everywhere!

Also, at this extremely opportune time, came the railroads. The guy had huge bags of manure put on the trains to be carried west to the deserts, where they could actually make anything grow. He started to rake in the money.

Suddenly he got another bright idea, to call it "pureshit" (the word "shit" wasn't considered bad back then) but that didn't work, and it didn't sell. Then he hit on the greatest advertising idea of ALL TIME, still used in Supermarkets and presidential elections even to this day; he labeled the bags of manure "BULLSHIT" to convince buyers it was special, stronger, more powerful.

Now, any idiot could see that you can't tell which poop came from a cow and which came from a bull. But the farmers out west couldn't get enough of this shit. He became incredibly wealthy, and "Bullshit" passed into our language as a deceptive fraud, a lie, to this very day..."
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The moral? Listen up. Don't be mad at Ed no more. His three beautiful Golden Retrievers all died in the last six months and he's different now. He can take a poke now, his skin is thicker, and he made up with the ugliest motherfather in Texas. So can you.

Plus, he made all that bullshit about bullshit up. He bullshitted you bullshitters about bullshit, and didn't try to call it anything else. ("HMO" or "Hanging chad" spring to mind) That's got to count for something.

Sort of a peace offering, just for you.






A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 07, 2001 at 13:16:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I just had an insane dream this morning:
I went to a place and bought some beef fajita tacos w/guacamole, then I STOLE a piece of shit clunker old car and drove it around a few days, hanging out with me at the time was my old pal, Bill Clinton, and we went to bar where I ran into this guy named Harry, who was the boyfriend of my dead faggot friend, Barry, who died of AIDS in 1989, [weird because Harry is dead, too], since I used Harry's head on my website, I gave him the URL to that page, for some reason, in that dream, I was very hard of hearing, anytime someone would say something I would say, "What?"
After a few days I realized stealing a car and riding around in it was ridiculously STUPID, so I went back and ditched it at the taco place, got some more beef fajitas w/guacamole, of course, then I got all muddy from walking in a mud puddle, I don't know whatever happened to Bill Clinton, then I woke up all paranoid, but the cops haven't caught me so far.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 07, 2001 at 13:45:04 (PST)

PPX I always thought half your brain was missing now I know I was wrong.......all of it is ;P


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 09, 2001 at 15:53:56 (PST)

heh not so long ago here
'Chad-Boy' became synonymous with 'Faggot'
I think it had something to do with college drama shows
"hanging-chad" is bringing the most weird of mental images to me
PS. Bags Minister of Internal Affairs
when you can cook a meanass chilli like I can - and still eat it -
you can manage any internals


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 09, 2001 at 17:29:15 (PST)

oh yeah
that ISP that harassed poor tony
I'm pretty sure it's a free ISP
which means they really really upset him for 'the cost of a local call'
probably equalling 7 US cents


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 09, 2001 at 21:02:02 (PST)

Hey guys, just trying to get on Dal, and I noticed I keep getting routed to twisted.ma.dal.net. I also notice there are over 30000 connections on this one server. and only 56000 total connection. No wonder the lag monster keeps eating everyone!!!




A Butter Patty from: P. Barry Dohboy
on Friday, February 09, 2001 at 23:36:22 (PST)



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 10, 2001 at 01:21:47 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

PPX: You know, I ain't just some country hick from sticksville, I got big time plane tickets under my belt, I been to other countries, not just other states [New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and strangely enough, this really cold muthafuckin' place where they talk Frenchie, instead of American...]

*drunken hecklers in cowboy hats yell off color colloquialisms at PPX*

PPX: What? Aw, shut up, you country fuck! I ain't up here just ramblin'! Lemme finish goddamnit, that's was just the intro...

So's I met me this really sweet Frenchie gal, a scientist type, real smart-ass, knows html, etc.

*fresh obscenities fly from fed-up hecklers scattered thru-out the soccer stadium*

PPX: What? Hey, fuck you! Come up here and say that to my face, butt-breath!
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah, so's this Frenchie talkin' chemical engineer babe actually CURES me of a heavy, 25 year sexual addiction to crescent rolls...

*mocking laughter*

PPX: Go ahead and laugh! Its like crack cocaine, its real hilarious when its on the TV, and knuckleheads are getting shot in the testicles over $5 worth of baking soda... But wait until le crescent roll meunkie gets on YOUR back!

Luna yells: WHAT?

PPX: [puzzled---what's she doing here?--- waves hello] Anyway, let me finish! Here's what I've been trying to explain all along, I've turned over a new leaf. I no longer wake up in the middle of the night to climb up on the roof with my box of crescent rolls and my maraca signed by James Hetfield...

PPX: [beaming proudly] That's right, I'm clean now, and thanks to my French gitlfriend, I've moved up to a more DECENT sex life, with more of a classy, continental flair... yeah, you guessed it, PPX be plookin' flakey croissants now!

*the audience is now PISSED, and quickly degenrates into an angry mob, calling out for PPX's blood*

PPX: So show a little class, and don't be makin' fun of my Poppin' Fresh days, I'm like the Pepe Le Pew of French pastry now, I even learned a new French word... you know how romantic the French are, well, there's a new thrill on the block... her name is Eclair...

[whispers into the microphone] I've even been told several times whipping out a little "oui oui" is still a big "no no"...]

PPX: So have a little respect. This is not a mere box of crescent rolls... [holds up drippy pastry box] ...these are flakey croissants... au fromage le creme!

a heckler yells: *get off the fucking stage!*

PPX: Oh, why don't you just bon voyage your greasy tongue up here and French my fry, Monsieur Potatohead?

...or as they say in Montreal: "socka le blue, mon puta madre pinche gavachos!"

*PPX shoots le finger in Francois, and goes looking for his next jalapeno cheese Eclair...*

/me plays Thank_Heaven_For_Little_Girls.mp3


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 11, 2001 at 00:46:01 (PST)

Ed... I was never mad at ya beside you always promised me an In and Out Burger on a need basis.

Sorry about your puppies!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 12, 2001 at 09:52:30 (PST)

Just a few random thoughts:
First, concerning EdZep... I'm wondering why I was singled out for a head pat? I mean, I appreciate being remembered/ thought about, but is Ed implying that I am in need of learning some "basic truths"? I consider myself a fairly aware guy, after all, so any illumination would be appreciated.
Second, thanks to this last week here in Boston, I have finally achieved a complete understanding of the concept of "wind chill factor." I was actually stunned into speechlessness when the unbelievably cold wind ripped through me like icy blades. No amount of clothing seemed to help, and for the first time in my life I reached the state of total body numbness. I now completely understand the final scene in Jack London's "Call of The Wild," in which the protagonist realizes that he will freeze to death and thus buries himself in the snow and goes to sleep. Why do people feel compelled to live in a hellish climate like this? North Carolina (my next stop) is looking like a tropical paradise compared to this.
And third, I was standing outside trying to gather my nervous system when I saw a Boston cop walking by, eating a fucking donut. And at that moment, I achieved total clarity... I can't find any other words to describe the feeling...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 12, 2001 at 10:44:28 (PST)

hows bout pissah, haha. hey if your in boston let ol' badham take you out partying. there are lots of pissah places around here to get fucked up at. and if you think this is cold you aint seen nothin yet, shit its been pretty nice out this past week.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 12, 2001 at 13:50:15 (PST)

Anyone have any chicken soup?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 12, 2001 at 16:09:38 (PST)

Have a flakey crescent roll with that soup. Never mind the "filling."


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 08:52:01 (PST)

Hi,
Once again my computer did somthing stupid and i had to reformat the bastard. I'm gonna be away for a while probbly again. *sigh* PPX, I advise you to deleter Nadsat b/c on my comp that was infected with a virus. So were all my programs that use DOS to run that are small, mostly games. I really have no idea where I got it, it could have been from anywere. Anyways, I'll be back soon hopefully.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 10:32:56 (PST)

Pale -
My friend and I would love to come see the show. Help us choose our seats? Email me.

~ frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 13, 2001 at 12:10:54 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Here's a strange one...


A Butter Patty from: Tom Cruisemissle
on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 09:53:35 (PST)

So all I asked Nicole for was to let me hook her up to a machine and ask her a few questions. I even got John Travolta on the phone, he told her it would be good for her. but NO. She wants to turn our kids into little papal droids. Dumb as a koala. So I told her to pack up and go. Do you blame me? She wouldn't even read the kids nursery rhymes because she thought "Old Mother Hubbard" was L. Ron's wife!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 11:30:16 (PST)

Happy Valentine's Day!

What did St. Valentine do anyway?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 12:47:29 (PST)

I have been flashed!!!! Thanks Doc and Sli XOXOXOXOXO TO YOU BOTH!!!!


A Butter Patty from: St. Valentine
on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 at 13:37:29 (PST)

At least three different Saint Valentines, all of them martyrs, are mentioned in the early martyrologies under date of 14 February. One is described as a priest at Rome, another as bishop of Interamna (modern Terni), and these two seem both to have suffered in the second half of the third century and to have been buried on the Flaminian Way, but at different distances from the city. In William of Malmesbury's time what was known to the ancients as the Flaminian Gate of Rome and is now the Porta del Popolo, was called the Gate of St. Valentine. The name seems to have been taken from a small church dedicated to the saint which was in the immediate neighborhood. Of both these St. Valentines some sort of Acta are preserved but they are of relatively late date and of no historical value. Of the third Saint Valentine, who suffered in Africa with a number of companions, nothing further is known.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 05:29:07 (PST)

So, St. Valentine didn't open the first floral shop..........interesting


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 18:53:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

from the www.popeye-x.com server log 2/13/01, 13:09:56, while being accessed thru the Anti Popeye-X Mailing List at Globeclubs...

199.224.91.172, -, 2/13/01, 13:09:56, W3SVC58, MINNIE, 63.162.9.205, 6453, 474, 21376, 200, 64, GET, /images/immaculate_conception.jpg

199.224.91.172 = Tacki Fishkebob!

GET, /images/immaculate_conception.jpg = PPX naked!

Its now OFFICIAL.

[pats crotch knowingly]

It has been confirmed by server log research that both, Turkie AND Tacki, have seen Popeye-X naked!

[listens intently, with hand cupped over ear]

Hear that?

[faint humming is heard]

The sound of clits being rubbed! You can hear it! Is just over the next horizon...


A Butter Patty from: Anonymous
on Thursday, February 15, 2001 at 20:48:10 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Woo... check this out. At this site, there are a bunch of people who think that they are dragons. Rawwr! Be sure to check out the mullet dragon king...


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 17, 2001 at 23:18:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

sorry, SLi. You're one of my favorite people. I think I'm in the doghouse. Mugtoe talks too quick without thinkin sometimes.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 01:21:59 (PST)

hell, I ain't clairvoyant. damage done. I'll split. I ain't a major player round here anyhow. catch you kids another time.

oxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 08:16:42 (PST)

oops! The drama queen in MN woke up this mornin and felt even more stupid (grammar?) for pullin an act like that. Worse yet, it's engraved in stone for future generations to witness and learn from.

Steph, is this where we stand up in the theater balcony and start ballin in each other's arms while Fred and Ricky roll their eyes? I promise not to drink beer and go churnin and rakefightin anymore if you promise to forget what a dumbass I was last night. :o)

Geez, Louise (Minnespeak) am I turnin into my sister, the PO, or what? I'm such a little girl sometimes. eeeeeek.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 08:19:50 (PST)

In TX, they'd say I was "showin my ass".


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 09:23:50 (PST)

Frank you know we have had the discussion (several times) that had I be born a man I too would be a big ol queen. (RuPaul-esque only cuter...a la "You better work, Bitch")I think maybe our periods are in synch...
I am sorry and feel like a complete idiot,
they call it showing your ass in Tennessee too.

/me does her Ethel Mertz impression and runs to Lucy to hug her (Bwwwaaaaaa)

I in turn promise to drink more often when I rakefight and churn...seems to mellow me the hell out. I love ya :)
Lets go shopping and talk about ugly women in bad clothes and guys with cute asses (well not cuter than Doc's...but whose is??)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 14:19:41 (PST)

Can't we all just get along?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 16:43:17 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

ssssnnnnniiiffff!!!!


A Butter Patty from: JCaesar
on Monday, February 19, 2001 at 19:45:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Check out this link. All I have to say is whip it and Al Gore do not belong together.


A Butter Patty from: Nicole Kidsarmen
on Monday, February 19, 2001 at 23:54:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Pooftah! It wa'nt boot to let him an his lackeys toi me up and wyah me up to a fakkin gizmo. Ratha hathim strayng me up by ma nips and feed be-ah to me while I recite lines nekkid. Ah git good money for it, usually.

No, not my Tom. He'n his "jockeys" takin torns being de "Phar Lap" if ye foller me. I knew it wouldf come to this when I caught him with another woman, reading science ficktion to the poor dingo bitch while his pals tryied to hook her up to the e-meter.

Turned out she was full ov pure evil, all of it locked in her bank account. They got rid of it by cleaning out the gob and keeping it for her until she got better. Meanwhile she's homeless but spiritually as weak as bust-station chili.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 00:16:27 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

so i try to get into the barn just now and a message shows up saying that i am no longer welcome?????? huh?????? wha??????? did i piss someone off or something????


A Butter Patty from: Cudabert
on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 06:14:36 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just thought you might like to see a picture of Tony Knott, directly from his own personal site. I think it confirms what you may have suspected all along.

Um, I know you don't know me, and I did read your "first-time posters" page. In my own defense, I was forced into this at gunpoint.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 20, 2001 at 09:27:45 (PST)

A "message shows up saying that i am no longerwelcome"?

What the hell are you talking about, Badham? We're on the DALnet. That's D-A-L.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 03:37:32 (PST)

In Ham's defense. This happens to me sometimes too. It is Dalnet that is giving him the "You are not welcome" message, not ARF. I believe it has to do with problems Dalnet has with MediaOne users.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 07:32:39 (PST)

Yep. I run into it occasionally too. Right now, ced.se.eu.dal.net has all @home users k-lined, for example.

The DAL is looking like it may not recover from the current denial of service attacks. I am going to look around at some other chat networks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 11:37:40 (PST)

does anyone really know what time it is?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 22:30:30 (PST)

As I sit looking over the vista sipping a damn good fresh lime juice margerita I can thank my lucky starts it is in the low 70's and laugh my ass off at the weather back east. It is good to live in the west!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 23, 2001 at 12:47:21 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Okay, I finally dedicated a web page to the stuff I put out in the street. I call it Doc's Road Hazard Diary. Enjoy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 23, 2001 at 15:11:14 (PST)

Doc honey, when did you go over the deep end?
Let us help you :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 23, 2001 at 17:23:40 (PST)

It's nice to see that Doc has a hobby.




A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 23, 2001 at 17:32:09 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Thanks, Shocko. Obviously, not everyone appreciates modern art.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 00:27:34 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

here's what you need to put out there next, a baby dool filled with katsup....slpat!...oh my god!!!...hehehe


A Butter Patty from: badham,jpg
on Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 00:38:25 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

that link on my last post should go to my web page but it dont. insted it goes to the list of everybody who has a page on media one... funny how they don't have me listed there. maybe they just don't understand me and the ways of badham. i know im a little fucked up and all but not being put on the list has kinda got me wondering. hmmm? srtange. anyway this link should get you a little closer to the true meaning of BADHAM, i hope. if not fuck it. they never really knew how much they loved elvis untill he was gone. i hope people start to figure out genius and BADHAM are one in the same. i mean most of you here get it, why don't the rest of the world????????????????????


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 00:40:11 (PST)

FUCK!!!! why does ( , ) have to look so much like ( . ).


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 17:44:55 (PST)

So Night Train opens for Molly Hatchet on March 2.
Badham opens for Molly Hatchet March 3.

coincidence??? i think not!


A Butter Patty from: sker
on Saturday, February 24, 2001 at 23:33:01 (PST)

you cats are still cool after all these years.

Cheers!



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 07:21:10 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I don't know if I've ever seen this guy mentioned in here or not, but Joe Frank is a funny motherfucker...I mean, he tears me up. There's one called "Bible Salesman" that is so weird. I'm sure I've seen this before.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 12:18:18 (PST)

DOc, to agree with Badham, I want you to put a baby out in the street, but It has to be in a cardboadr box. My driver's ed instructor would always say, "look out theres a baby in the box!", when we watched a video where a guy was driving at night and runs over a box.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 12:20:14 (PST)

Also, If I sent you somthing to put in the street in one of your sculptures, would you do that? Erik would be eternally gratefull


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 21:37:38 (PST)

you know what?
I think a cool name for a band would be
"Methane Rainbow"
but that's just me I guess


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 26, 2001 at 14:26:52 (PST)

Doc if any one stops to take a shit in the scuplture that would be a picture. As I laugh, I say to my self, you are out of your mind but in a good way.

Hey sker whats the haps.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 at 19:06:45 (PST)

So Doc, what happaned to the toilet seat sculpture?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 12:12:26 (PST)

wow, just heard about the earthquake! hope you guys and your homes are all okay up there


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 14:23:26 (PST)

Dont take the keys off your keyboard. It's really nasty underneath


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 17:52:24 (PST)

The earthquake was fun. I was at a neighbor's house when her pictures started rattling against the wall, and I thought jeez, these people have a cheap dishwasher or something. The she looks at me and goes, "Is that an earthquake?" and I says "Yeah, let's get outside just in case."

Another neighbor was outside too, going "Did you feel that?"

I walked home, and the news said they stopped all the trains running from Portland to Seattle and closed a couple bridges on I-5, mostly precautionary stuff.

That was about it.

By the way, the road hazard sculpture was hit by a car. The guy probably had some light damage to his bumper, and the site, which I composed under the influence of NyQuil, is coming down. I've decided against providing "evidence" against myself. Sorry.


A Butter Patty from: badham,jpg
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 22:09:08 (PST)

i'm going for first and last on the churn for this month




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 at 22:09:41 (PST)

fuck!


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