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A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 19:42:31 (PST)

OK, did that freakin groundhog see his shadow or what??
I can't take any more of this freakin cold and snow!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 20:24:06 (PST)

Happy Birfday dear Beffy........Happy Birfday to you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 20:35:36 (PST)

It's going to snow here again tomorrow that answer your question. I say kill the ground hog!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 03, 2000 at 19:26:45 (PST)

I HAVE A NEW NIECE!!!!!
Arianna Rae was born at 2:00am this morning. Mom and baby are doing fine. Tristan, the older brother, is questionable (he's 2 1/2).
;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 03, 2000 at 19:36:42 (PST)

hey, i am still tryin to find the off button for the snow... sorry guys :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 07:04:20 (PST)

happy birthday beffy
happy nieceday maiden
:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 07:06:55 (PST)

by the way I'm checking under all the palm trees for that 'off' button for the snow... can't find it.. guess it's pina colada time for me then :) (cue hawaiian gutiar)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 09:34:50 (PST)

I think I see that snow off button. Its right outside of my window. But its right in the middle of palmetto bushes and they're scratchy. And I'm wearin shorts so my legs would get all scratched up. Plus its hot outside and I'm stayin in where its cool. Okay....Maybe Florida isn't that bad afterall. I think I'm gonna go work on my tan ;)

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 10:06:53 (PST)

I think VJ needs a good ass kickin' ;)

*bundled up*


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 15:21:27 (PST)

Hey any one got any of that "spy" software, you know were you can look up an unlisted number? If you do would sure apperciate a look up.

Oh yeah those "people" in warmer climates are treading on thin ice. Ass kicking sounds good to me, we got more snow today!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 04, 2000 at 20:01:26 (PST)

come over.. kick my ass...
I'll throw a couple of shrimp on the barbie or something
(resumes slowroasting in his own body fluids)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 05, 2000 at 12:59:53 (PST)

Hi gang,

Well, more server traffic woes. As you may know, a couple weeks ago, ampland.com, a porn-link site, put us on their link list and caused server overflow problems. I developed a few contingency plans for this sort of thing, but eventually traffic dropped and leveled off at about 70% of server capacity.

However, this morning at 9AM, traffic went nuts again. To describe just HOW nuts, let me bore you with a little technical background. The amishrakefight.org server has a limit of 200MB per 24 hours. If you shop around for webhosting, you will find this is actually a pretty damn high limit, and an unprecedented amount of bandwidth for a lousy $20 a month. The bandwidth stats are updated each hour, which is why you can usually get through at the top of the hour, even when things are going crazy. 200MB in 24 hours means it takes an average of 8.33MB per hour to hit the limit. Now, during that peak two weeks ago, we had a couple of hours where they hit us for over 21MB in a single hour. That was a record, until this morning. Today, from 9 AM to 10AM, we hit 41.50 MB! Then, the next hour, we hit 40.83 MB, effectively shutting us down.

I have implemented Emergency Plan A, which simply re-routes anyone trying to look at the ARF Home Page to the GFY site. This brings traffic down dramatically. I did this for about 6 hours last Sunday when things were getting out of hand, and it worked nicely. So I will be leaving the re-routing page up for several hours today.

Now, here's the weird, funny and ironic part: All this new traffic is people trying to view the Home Page. But there's really nothing there of any real interest to anyone outside we Digital Amish. People just think the phrase "Amish Rake Fight" is funny, so they click on the link. And they don't click through much: Even when the Home Page was getting 800 hits a day, the Churn was getting 60. The Churn's historical average is about 40 hits a day.

Funny thing is, as long as we know the link to this here Churn, and the server is not topping out, we can still get here. The other funny thing is, most of us roomies rarely have any reason to go to the Home Page anyway. So, re-routing these people to the GFY site for several hours at a time seems an ideal solution. The GFY site doesn't take up nearly as much bandwidth as the Home Page with all its pictures, so traffic drops like a stone.

There are other options too, such as moving the pictures to my nwlaser.com server, which has no bandwidth limit. I have done this at different times to see what would happen. But I like the current solution the best, as I enjoy generating traffic to the GFY site.

So, if you can't get into the Churn, try again at the top of the hour, and remember that skilled programmers at the Amish Rake Fight Tech Center are working round-the-clock to keep the Churn churning.

Thanks,
Dr. Technical


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 04:25:22 (PST)

y'all be dazzlin us wit you booklernin and flashywerds dawk


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 11:03:04 (PST)

luna learns something :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 06, 2000 at 13:16:13 (PST)

/me rolls over and puts on a lil more suntan lotion.

I rented a puddle jumper and flew down to the Florida Keys for Friday afternoon, Saturday, and this morning. Was pretty kewl. I've never been skin diving in February before. Well except in Oz....but thats a different story...

Anyways to update that car jacking story that I posted a few nights ago.

(I'm fucking livid about this so excuse me if I ramble.)

The BMW owner is being charged with attempted murder. The Dood who stole the BMW is in the hospital in a more or less brain dead state. Now excuse me if I sound like an ass for saying this....BUT....if someone steals my $60,000 luxury car then totals it at the next intersection and I beat their head against the conrete until a mushy *schlock* sound is heard over and over, well then damnit, thats what you get for stealing my frigging car. But NOOOOOOOO. Some bleeding heart liberal frigging scumbag lawyer is screaming about human rights and the wrongs done to his sticky fingered "client".(as if he'll ever see a dime from the shithead)

When I'm king of the world, All lawyers will be pulled out into the streets and shot. Except maybe tax lawyers and those nice family oriented ones that do wills and powers of attorneys and shit. I garunfuckingtee you that I'd make crime plummet.

So how does it end you ask?

Well the BMW owner is probably hoping like hell that this Grand Theft Auto commitin, concrete eatin asshole wakes up. Either way the BMW owner is screwed. Why? Hmmm lessee. If the thief dies, BMW owner is charged with murder and goes to jail. If the thief remains a vegetable, BMW owner is charged with either manslaughter, some strange form of murder, or at the bare minimum some brutal, life taking, assault and goes to jail. If the thief wakes up, BMW owner is going to be paying that thief for mental damages, hospital bills, lost wages (as if he can report $150 a day from selling stolen shit to the pawn shop to be lost wages), and god knows what else. That thief will be sittin hiz azz down and livin da good life all becuz " sheeeeit I let some crackah white boyee beat dafug outta me and now I gots me dis steady income dat must be bout tree or foe hundred times what my welfare check was. All I had to do was axe my attorney foe da doe"

I hope that bastard wakes up in a dimished state and has just enough of his mind left to realize he should have waited to carjack to the Mercedes two cars back. I hope he lives a long life in complete agony and pain that no medication can ebb. Call me vindictive but ya know what? He deserves it.

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 07, 2000 at 08:51:30 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

If this place gets too popular, you can always come over to X-Land, where there's never any danger of overcrowding due to excessive popularity, and you also get the benefit of me having complete editorial omnipotence, in case I disagree with what you say.

Try it.

I won't name any names, but certain people on this board have posted quite successfully, they've even garnered praise from that mean old crusty som'bitch in there.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 07, 2000 at 19:27:02 (PST)

But I like the playground HERE. What if the other kids don't want to share the swings?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 07, 2000 at 20:33:35 (PST)

There is "hoop" in heaven, sadly.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 07, 2000 at 21:38:54 (PST)

Really????????
Ill go get Billy ;p


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 15:43:48 (PST)

Pedro will get very jealous and start a cat fight. Could be entertaining after all. Never mind.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 15:53:56 (PST)

Hey wow.....I just noticed something.

Today begins the 4th year of the Churn's existence.......WOOOOHOOOO!!!

Drinks are on Doc.

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 16:12:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Good eye, VJ.

I should also point out that the ARF Home Page is getting close to 100,000 hits!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 08, 2000 at 19:05:17 (PST)

Ok, who wants to do my taxes?


A Butter Patty from:
onWednesday, February 09, 2000 at 06:39:02 (PST)

Does it mean if there is a return, that I get to keep it?

disco....artist and creative financial advisor


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 11:58:56 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey gang:) This URL fits my picture:)http://www.planetx.com/pooh/images.phtml



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 12:10:46 (PST)

Wow Doc 3 years of the Churn and a couple of years before that on AOL wow I've been online for quite awile now and WOW just think of all the cybersex I've logged, well not all with Doc ;) /snd notgay Ok congrats Doc:)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 17:45:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

It really makes you wonder about online business when you figuare out that those fuckers are SCREWING you royally. Hell, I'm a hard working guy, I don't fuck with anybody, and I think I'm reasonably nice. But what give ASSHOLES like egghead.com the balls to blatantly rip you off?

Its no big secret that I'm looking for a new computer. I saw one on egghead.com that I was willing to buy through the auction system and was submitting bids. I had been bidding on the same computer for several day when, today, I saw they had it on one of their express auction. I thought this may be a good way to get this computer.

Well, it seems that EVERY F**KIN time that I would send in a bid, some asshole in KOKOMO IN bids the EXACT same amount as I do and hogs up all FOUR of these computers. I would bid, $651, BAMM, he bid $651. I bid $661, ditto. All the way up to $691. Funny though, we were the only ones bidding on this machine.

Pretty much, in summation.

EGGHEAD.COM
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!


No smiley right now.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 18:21:49 (PST)

Kokomo, IN is notrious for assholes.
They have a festival celebrating that fact every year, coincides with the county fair. Even the ones that moved away to be assholes elsewhere all go home for that gathering each year. The endless stream of assholes on I-24 containing the southermost assholes is truly a sight to behold...almost like salmon swiming up stream to spawn in the same pond they were born in. Yes, the asshole migratory pattern is a marvel to behold. I think National Geographic is doing a special on it. Apparently the one you encountered Scotty is the rarest of all...The psychic asshole...they differ from the others in that they DO actually know everything...more often than not they are retired military, or used car salesmen, but can blend into any walk of life with ease. Here is some suggested reading from the Library of Congress on the subject:

"Annals of Anals" subtitled "Whos Who in American Assholes" by:Newt Gingrich forward by George Bush (this is how he got is job teaching)

"And the horse you rode in on, Sparky!!" A book on how to cope with assholes By: S.L. Freitas (nice comeback lines in this one, a must read)

"Rectum? Hell it killed him" By : Eric Ogilvie (a comprehensive guide of dead assholes and the best ways to kill them)

Read More About It!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 19:13:33 (PST)

Oh how I love that SLi! (In a non-infringing on Doc's thang kind of way)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 19:18:28 (PST)

wow, RIF would be proud, SLi. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 21:27:03 (PST)

Okay the muse seems to be with me...Ive also penned a poem.

An Ode To Car Shopping

The Warranties the guarantees, the flasy commercials on TV, Autobytel and CarFacts.com
Vehicles from Japan and Viet Nam.
Ive kicked the tires Ive asked for facts, but the damn salesman said "Just relax" Told me he would find "the one" for me, No Stress No Worry, Hassel Free.
The last time a guy told me that 4 months later I was starting to waddle and getting fat. Either way I guess Im getting screwed...
NO I DONT WANT TO TEST DRIVE ANOTHER DAMN PRELUDE!!!!!
One owner, garage kept, lady driven, beneath what rock does he think Im livin? The damn car has over 80K....where was the garage? Outside LA?
What I'm asking for is fairly easy. Nothing ancient, foreignmake..cant be cheesy.
I guess there are times that I must speak Haitian, the salesmandirected me to an '80 Citation.
Ill find the car if the struggle kills,
Oh Dear Goddess now hes showing me Sevilles.


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 22:54:10 (PST)



A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Wednesday, February 09, 2000 at 23:27:59 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Guess I should point out that Feb. 8 is only the 3-year anniversary ofthe Churn counter. The Churn actually opened for business onJanuary 12, 1997,according to the archives. Maybe I should take the "since Feb. 8, 1997" part off completely, or change it to Jan. 12, 1997. Any thoughts on this, anyone?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 10:09:47 (PST)

Damn, that was a long time ago, wasn't it? I remember being in the rake fight the night it started up. Doc, Hal and I waited in breathless anticipation for the page to get running. The rest, as they say, I history. Do you realize what this means? I've been a cyberbaby for WAY too long.
Can we keep both dates, doc? Est. Jan 12, 1997 at the top of the page and the counter date at the bottom? Just a think. :)

lisa
the ancient one


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 10:38:08 (PST)

The short representative from the state of Tennessee seconds the motion of the afore mentioned cyberbaby, seems only fair I mean who knew we'd be all popular and stuff...for historical record if nothing else the actual date of conception should be noted.
/me conceids the floor to the next rep with 2 cents to chime in on the subject.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 14:41:22 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

has it been 72 hours already?


A Butter Patty from: Boba Fett
on Thursday, February 10, 2000 at 23:22:18 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, I came across ya'lls site, and thought you might appreciate my own site, filled full of Amish Humor. I read the proper churning rules, and I know I'm breaking them, but give it a look. Happy churnin' ya'll

Boba Fett


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 11, 2000 at 14:40:44 (PST)

Scott about your bid...you can put in a bid to match any ones until you hit a max...could of done the same thing. The black egg does not eggsitice. Isn't shopping fun?

I am finally getting gas!!!!!!!!!!! ( breaks down and cries) Now the hot tub and other sundry thing can be all warm and toasty again. Thats propane, before any one starts with fart humor!

I NEED A DRINK!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Eric Clapton
on Friday, February 11, 2000 at 16:04:13 (PST)

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...
propane!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 05:13:58 (PST)

I read the I Ate Amish Balls page. I will surely burn in hell now!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 07:47:02 (PST)

{{{{{{{{{Luna}}}}}}}}}}}}

It's not to Hot down here in Hell:) Just keep on singing this: "The weather outside is frightful, but down here it's warm and delightful.......let it snow...blahblahblah


Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
onSaturday, February 12, 2000 at 10:27:20 (PST)

Ronald Regan eating balls..now that was funny. Amish ball eating? Well that goes on all the time, I guess the secret is out. Damn it!


LLLLLUNAAAAAAAA...it's cold and the snow flurries are happening what have you done? (We will eat balls from any of those warm climate types who happen to rub in their tans and such)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 10:28:29 (PST)

all that ball eating in warm places......


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 23:27:07 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Click above to see the internet's absolute best "real video clips of drunken redneck idots lighting themselves on fire" page. LMAO!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 12, 2000 at 23:28:20 (PST)

And yes, I am aware that I incorrectly spelled the word "idiots." Oh, the irony and humiliation.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 13, 2000 at 03:41:02 (PST)

*sigh* Valentines Day tomorrow. Just a reminder for all you forgetful husbands :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 13, 2000 at 19:33:32 (PST)

Picture the note on a dozen roses reading:

"I'm so happy I could share this VD with you"



I'm sure that will put a smile on any gal's face this Valentine's Day...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 03:46:07 (PST)

Happy Valentines Day :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 14, 2000 at 16:47:43 (PST)

XOXOXOXOXOX Happy Valentines all.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 15:38:16 (PST)

happy day after valentines day for us :)
we're gunna have a baby :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 16:55:41 (PST)

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Congrats Clawd and Flash


Now ALL the Latina women are mine!!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 19:04:40 (PST)

Hay latinas en el canal de ARF? Dnde?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 20:26:52 (PST)

HOW WONDERFUL FLASH AND CLAWD!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 21:21:19 (PST)

That was one hell of a Valentines Day Flash.....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 at 23:06:06 (PST)

Okay now we have to come up with a cute nickname for the baby (Oddly enough Richie was called Doc the whole time I was pregnant with him)yeah I know...I have issues...
anyway...let the suggestions roll!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 04:12:12 (PST)

Congrats Flashy*** Im sure you will have fun with the new baby.

I hope I can get back onto Dalnet before it grows up...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 15:29:29 (PST)

baby names...hmmm

Lord + Clawd = Lawd

what do ya think?



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 19:33:45 (PST)

Gawd


A Butter Patty from: Anon.
on Wednesday, February 16, 2000 at 22:38:18 (PST)

Flash + Clawd = Flawd


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 18, 2000 at 05:01:38 (PST)

Phil + clawd = Phlawd

ok, this is getting weird :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 18, 2000 at 18:56:19 (PST)

law-de-dawed..... ok how about newt you can grow from there


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 19, 2000 at 11:41:55 (PST)

Is it spring yet?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 20, 2000 at 09:03:15 (PST)

What should I plan to do for spring break people?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 20, 2000 at 11:11:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hmmm...
I wonder....

Ron Matusalem Red Flame 75.5%151 Monarch RumParamount Virgin Island Flaming Rum 75.5%El Caribe 151 Proof RumSuperior Lamb's Palm Breeze Amber Rum 151Superior Lamb's Navy Rum 151
Ron Bacardi Superior - 151 ProofPalo Viejo 151Don Q 151 - 75.5%Black Seal 75.5%Tortuga 151 Proof Cayman Rum 75.5%Ron Bermudez 151





A Butter Patty from: Cap'n Drinksalot
on Sunday, February 20, 2000 at 13:18:02 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Yo ho ho!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 21, 2000 at 12:30:11 (PST)

spring break.......well you can clean the house sending everything you have not used or seen in six months to Good Will, then sit down do your manicure and pedicure thing get a sexy dress on and go out and dance the night away (Dave included or not as you will) This takes care of day one.....the rest I don't know, maybe stay in bed have lots of sex, something along those lines. Just a suggestion.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, February 21, 2000 at 17:35:30 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

For everyone who needs a smile :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 23, 2000 at 14:49:47 (PST)

MY BI-PLANE IS FULL OF EELS.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, February 23, 2000 at 20:34:24 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Is there really anyone left who thinks that the Grammy awards are anything less than a hideous parade of musical atrocities? I couldn't make it through 15 minutes of the show....


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, February 24, 2000 at 20:00:22 (PST)

Way ahead of you, Pale. I didn't even watch the atrocity.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 06:59:01 (PST)

Well now i didn't watch because I didn't know it was even on, but I don't see where the problem is.... Why do you people have a problem with grammy's? I love my grammy... she makes the best fresh homemade bread. I think it's high freakin time we recognized the accomplishments of our grammy's... you ungratefull punks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 07:00:17 (PST)

*pout* freakin unix


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 15:18:49 (PST)

My grammy is dead ...sniff, sniff....how could you insult her memory like that?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 16:24:02 (PST)

pardon my lameness, but i just got a modem for my palm pilot, and i want to see if i can post form data


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 16:39:04 (PST)

:)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 19:30:31 (PST)

*pouts* I don't have anyone to play with online anymore...Where are all of you? Don't even try to pretend you have real lives....I know you don't. I bet yer all sitting at home pulling yer hair out. You want to make it look like you have a life, but deep down you're dying to sign online and come play with me. I leave you with a quote by Chris Tucker (Smokey) from "Friday" (slightly changed for my purposes)

"Git 'yo ass in da barn..."


VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, February 25, 2000 at 22:50:05 (PST)

I wish I could.

/me runs away to a far away island.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 26, 2000 at 05:04:16 (PST)

/me looks for the barn


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, February 26, 2000 at 20:26:59 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Tales from the Web by Doc

Occasionally, someone "hijacks" one or more of the graphics from the GFY page. They post to a bulletin board and use the URL for the main GFY graphic (the great big one that says "GO FUCK YOURSELF"). Or sometimes they hijack ALL the graphics and make their own page without doing any of the work. Well, I have web analysis software that catches this. For example, I know from experience that of the 2000 or so visitors that hit the GFY page every day, about 1500 stick around until the last graphic is loaded. So, if any graphic is getting MORE hits that the GFY page itself, I know that something is up. My software gives me a Referring Site report, telling me where the hits are coming from. If the number of additional hits one graphic is getting approximately matches the number of hits from a referring site, bingo! We have a winner!

What I usually do is replace the graphic with something that may piss off the responsible party. Lots of idiots have ripped off the main GFY graphic and cleverly used it in a post, only to have the graphic start coming up as a picture of a 500-lb. naked woman. Great fun.

So today, I notice that one of the two "fingers" from the GFY [page is getting about 552 more hits than everything else. The Referring Sites report shows http://amdzone.pcstats.com/ generated 567 hits to the amish server last night. Bingo!

Well, AMD is an Intel competitor, and AMDzone is a bulletin board for AMD developers. And someone was using my "finger" graphic in his post I guess, and thinks he is clever. Well, AMD makes Pentium clone chips for PCs. So i replaced the "finger" with this:



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 15:12:06 (PST)

GO Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... does the apple dance!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 15:42:39 (PST)

It's not often that I break out laughing at 6 in the morning, but Doc's post made my day.
^5!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, February 27, 2000 at 22:14:26 (PST)

I've been edzeppelined!
When I tried to come to the barn tonight, I was told:

*** You have been Autokilled.
*** You are not welcome on this network.
*** Please mail kline@dal.net for more information.
*** Autokilled for Persistant mass advertising--See http://kline.dal.net/massads/mup.htm or Have your provider contact us for more information (2000/02/28 00.57)

So, uh, I may not be around for a while until I can get to the bottom of this!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, February 29, 2000 at 13:18:15 (PST)

NIGHT OF THE LEAPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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