Dec. '97

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A Butter Patty from: Dave
on Sunday, November 30, 1997 at 22:23:13 (PST)

Merry December everybody! Have a roly poly's the best time of the year...kick off your shoes, read the news, and have another christmas beer. Or words to that effect...Burl Ives did it better anyway. Ah, good ol' Burl. Nice enough guy...kinda got screwed with the first name tho...I wonder if he ever resented being named "Burl". Sounds so much like "Hurl". Oh well...such are the mysteries of the season. And hey, you know what they say...Jesus is the reason for the squeezin'. Or something like that...I don't know, I haven't talked to them in a while, I forget what they say.

A Butter Patty from: CynthiaRose
on Monday, December 01, 1997 at 19:59:35 (PST)

Chances are, they forget too.

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 02, 1997 at 03:19:08 (PST)

Dad's gone down the boozer

Mam's stuck in the kitchen

Sister's on the sofa

Picking her nose and bitching

I'm in me bedroom

Really bored shitless

Thinking very hard about about becoming a Jehovah's Witness

All this overeating

Is giving me the shits

Everybody's getting

On each other's tits

Socks from Auntie Vera

Pants from Uncle Frank

When you're not a kid no more

Christmas is wank.

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 02, 1997 at 06:37:32 (PST)

Oh December's poem month? Let me see...

There once was a Sheep from Nantucket...

Ahh nevermind:)


A Butter Patty from: Dr. Stephannopliss
on Tuesday, December 02, 1997 at 12:59:59 (PST)

Have yourself a happy little Hannukah

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 02, 1997 at 14:11:59 (PST)

I just want to take this lil spot on the churn to say HI to Brandon from the beautiful ST Thomas yes ladies and gentlemen I have been guiding my poor dear co-workers to the Barn and the churn and I think they are beginning to worry about me

A Butter Patty from: dave
on Wednesday, December 03, 1997 at 22:03:49 (PST)

well I just almost entirely cleared the, you ask? well, it's so big, that...well, I'll spare you all, but god DAMN it's big. hoo boy.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 03:31:52 (PST)

Does anyone know what the fuck Dave is going on about? EVER? Honestly, he's like one of those mythering Aunties you have to put up with every Christmas before they start going on about The War and then pissing theirselves...

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 07:43:22 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well, while we're all in the festive mood, except for Dave - who did something really big (I'm guessing it was a really smelly fart) I'd like to wish everyone a happy winter solstice.
Winter Solstice isn't my favorite day by any stretch of the imagination, being more of a morning person, but golly! For them night people! Lotsa time to go out and have fun and balance eggs on their tips (oh wait- that's the equinox) and slaughter sheep and drink eggnog. Fun fun!
Speaking of night people...If I ever turned into a vampire, I think I'd live in Lapland or Alaska...That way, I could do my killing all day long....2 in the afternoon? Why not! The sun aint out or nothin!
I guess I'm just surprised as to how many "vampires" live in Ohio..I keep telling 'em, "Helsinki. Dude. THAT's where the vampires should go"
Of course, in the summer, you'd have to move, coz you'd never be able to get out of your coffin...but hey..
And, while I'm talking about fringe groups found on the 'net...what's up with soulmates? I mean, when you think about it in a purely mathamatical sense, almost EVERYbody's soul mate would be in China. Good luck finding 'em..
I was learning mandarin chinese when Shan came along, just to be safe..
Actually..go into #soulmates - and mention the fact that everyone has a better chance at finding their true love in #china..Then sit back and watch the wackiness ensue.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 08:37:10 (PST)

SLi waves her hand ...oh oh oh I know what Dave is on about!!!! And I still stayed in the Chan, put on hipwaders and moved all vauables from the barn floor but stayed none the less
You know Dave.....Im never going to believe it is that BIG til I see a pic. I mean what with it answering the phone and standing behind you and watching me and all. I really wanna see a pic.

A Butter Patty from: dave
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 17:16:03 (PST)

little update...not only does it answer the phone, but it just got its own private line, a cellphone in case it's out on business, and an answering machine in case it's busy with something else. and it says I have to pay for it all or else. also, the first leg of its european tour starts early next month with a few appearances in Germany, then it's off to the south of france for a few nightclub shows, then back to the states sometime in mid-march for an appearance on letterman. watch your local listings for time and channel. it's comin to your town!

A Butter Patty from: Spork-
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 18:20:29 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Erp, I've never posted here...
But let me say that I find your products to be very shammy
and I dont think they should be sold this holiday season.
Trust me, a company as rinky-tinky as yours can burn in hell,
for all I'm conserned. I paid 60 &%$*&# dollars for this, and
what happens?! It POPS! The damned blow-up woman POPPED the first
time I tried to mount it....ACK! This isn't Happy-Go-Lucky Blow Up Sex Toys, Inc,
oops, sorry


A Butter Patty from: Melvin Kreeble
on Thursday, December 04, 1997 at 18:43:32 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dear Mr. Spork,
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Thank you,
Melvin Kreeble, President
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A Division of Leisure Time Industries

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 06, 1997 at 09:19:06 (PST)

A haiku, entitled...

The Office Christmas Party

The need to pretend
That we're well liked; the chance to
Ride the office bike.

Thank you.

A Butter Patty from: Nishfan
on Saturday, December 06, 1997 at 11:15:17 (PST)

Wow! And he's sensitive, too!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 06, 1997 at 11:24:06 (PST)

Ooer, stalked again...

Which one of those Gap adverts gets on your tits most? The old bag doing the commuter jazz, the ponce with the guitar, or the lesbians? Just a thought.


A Butter Patty from: dave
on Saturday, December 06, 1997 at 17:40:13 (PST)

I soundly cast my vote for two lesbians getting on my tits...I am unequivocally in favor or two lesbians getting on everyone's tits...I believe that is the only way to true salvation in this confused, ass backwards modern world we live in...two lesbians, getting on your tits. give it some thought.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 07, 1997 at 14:29:24 (PST)

I've decided. It's that puff with the guitar. Going widdle widdle widdle in a very gauche. Never mind, I'm sure that there's loads of sad girlies out there who appreciate him...what's the cunt's name again? ;)


A Butter Patty from: Fall into the cleavage
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 10:08:13 (PST)

Are we certain that all the members of that girlie band are lesbos? I mean, the lead singer is obviously butch, but the bass player has kind of big tits, and I was just thinking, you know, what a waste.

A Butter Patty from: licht
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 13:17:41 (PST)

You know, "big tits" aren't "wasted" on "lesbos". Think about it next time you're doin the old five against one. Then, het boy, you might want to consider your own sexuality. Or at least listen to a bloke like Dave.
It's Trobriand Cricket you know.

A Butter Patty from: dave
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 13:43:15 (PST)

someone might as well listen to me...for a change.

A Butter Patty from: Go munch carpet
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 15:15:12 (PST)

The old five against one? Lesbians give me a huge hard-off, like the ones who apparently make up ("Whacko-Cunt Voters" I guess). Humorless and easily offended lot too, no surprise there. Probably some dyke with no tits.

A Butter Patty from: Margaret Thatcher
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 19:12:42 (PST)


I wish to inform you all that not all of the women of my country are breastless lesbians. We imported some BEAUTIFUL specimens after our war with Argentina!! I should know I've tried them out.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 19:42:15 (PST)

Um, a word to those who have stumbled in here by chance, and don't know any of the #ARF regulars...
It's probably not a good idea to post in here if you don't get the joke. You may end up looking like a dipshit, like the "licht" post (if it's just you in drag, Nish, I apologize) above, and/or getting your post erased anyway.
I mention this because it seems to happen more and more lately (the downside of our ever-increasing popularity? Hah!). Maybe I'll add a note to the top of the "Instructions for Churning out a post" page, not that the given miscreants will actually read it or anything.

A Butter Patty from: Goldenfire
on Monday, December 08, 1997 at 23:25:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hi everyone,
I was just wondering if anyone would be interested in
It's getting to be a fairly popular page. Please let me know if you're interested
in cross-linking with our page.

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 09, 1997 at 09:40:13 (PST)

Although I can't recommend the personal home page the guy in the above post put at the top of his post, the page at is a good example of someone who DOES get it. We'll link to it eventually.

A Butter Patty from: dave
on Tuesday, December 09, 1997 at 19:12:00 (PST)

oh just to address Nish's initial question, I just saw the commercial in contention and puff(funny I always thought it was poof, way back from the days of Monty Python, my favorite british people ever(ok so terry jones was from wales, so sue me), "Alfie...are you a poof?" "Certainly am, old fruit!" "BANG!" Guess the slang could have changed since then, oh well poof will always sound right to me) with the guitar is Dave Navarro, formerly of Jane's Addicton and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, now he's's Addiction, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Well anyway yeah he does look somewhat fruity but apparently he's straight as an arrow, at least that's what Posey says...ooh she would just wet herself with anger if she knew we were bombing her buddy Dave in the public forum...tee hee hee

A Butter Patty from: babybaby
on Wednesday, December 10, 1997 at 08:00:22 (PST)

I wanted to wish you all a safe and happy holiday season!!! Hope you all get what ur wishing for especially you Mark Bi-sexual nurse wife!!! Have a great holiday season
Love to you all!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 10, 1997 at 08:28:05 (PST)

What the fuck is a Troibrand Cricket?

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 10, 1997 at 14:56:40 (PST)

Oh look, it's me again

There's this other christmas advert that really gets on my tits, for Woolworths. This fucking alien, right, he's come down in a spaceship and is perusing various Woolworths products. I tell you, if life outside of this planet is anything like this sad bastard, we've got no worries at all. Tonight, for example, I've seen the cunt dancing to the Spice Girls, laughing at Robin Williams, and hiding behind the sofa to Independance Day, for fuck's sake. Aliens have absolutely no critical faculty at all. If they ever do land, just give 'em a balloon or something, that keep 'em occupied. Oh, and aren't the Red Hot Chili Peppers that band that offer up diluted 'funk' for PR girls?

Nishlord, who needed to get that off his chest before he could continue with his 'life'

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 11, 1997 at 02:43:03 (PST)

I'm opening a can of worms now.

This morning, I recieved a copy of Mayfair magazine. (my mate is the Editor, and I'm in it every month pretending to chat up girls) Anyway, I never realised they sold it in America, so I had a good nose through my fave section - the wankline adverts, which is the only part of the mag different from the British version.

Three words, chaps.... Chicks with dicks.

According to these adverts, it's 'YOUR SECRET DESIRE' to be had up the Gary Glitter by one of these nice young lads, and when has a porn mag ever lied?

So, chaps, shall we drop this facade of laddish boisterousness? You DISGUST ME!

Nishlord, shaking his head at the ball of accumulated filth they call 'Earth'

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 11, 1997 at 11:40:25 (PST)

And is some bastard gonna tell me what a Troilbrand Cricket is, or do I have to kick some ARSE?

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 12, 1997 at 12:49:28 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.


3 finals done 2 to go!! woo hoo!

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 13, 1997 at 01:44:39 (PST)

You are the 8,000th visitor to the Churn since 2-8-97.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 14, 1997 at 11:24:05 (PST)

Hi!! I'm Luna's litte daughter!!

A Butter Patty from: Nosehair
on Sunday, December 14, 1997 at 18:52:18 (PST)

You are alllll weirdos!

A Butter Patty from: ha!
on Sunday, December 14, 1997 at 20:32:53 (PST)

Thanks, Goldenfire!

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 15, 1997 at 04:23:33 (PST)

Ha. Your silence DAMNS you, you sick BASTARDS!

Or, it might be because you're ignoring me. Sniff.


A Butter Patty from: dave
on Monday, December 15, 1997 at 21:21:03 (PST)

nish nish's not really that we're being silent, it's just no one can match you for sheer OUTPUT of posts, so the rest of us mere mortals appear meek in comparison...anyway no one has any fucking idea what a troibrand cricket is, so let me offer a suggestion.

So there's this little girl named Sophia, and she's got this carr. Not like an automobile, but a's a cross between a camcorder and a rabibit, which is an even stranger contraption that might be illegal to own and manufacture in this country. But she loves her carr anyway. And she has all the special carr shit that you buy if you own one, the cage and the special feeding nozzle so you can keep it in your room and shit, and she takes really good care of her carr and shit like that, you know everyday when she comes home from school(5th grade...oh what a turbulent, mischevious time that was...) she takes the carr out of its cage and talks to it and stuff (ole!) that. Then she goes out one day and she decides that the carr needs a new friend when she's away at school, and she's looking around in the neighborhood pet store which is run by this really nice old greek guy who sits around and plays the accordion and eats grilled cheese sandwiches all day, and he dreams of owning one of those bumper cars you ride around in one day...not like a whole rink or nothing, just one car. And he would sit in it and play his accordion and eat all those grilled cheese sandwiches and shit all day and woo boy...but that's another story. So while Sophia is in the neighborhood pet store, which is call The Niehghborheood Pet Store...The greek guy can't really pspell all that pwell...She decides she's had it up to here with whiny bastards like little Jimmy, the obnoxious kid next door, whose parents, just for a laugh one Christmas eve, put him in a box and sent him via fedex to Abu Dhabi...either Abu Dhabi or some country starting with the letter m that I saw in this episode of Scooby doo once...Se habla espa–ol.

That, to me, is a troibrand cricket. Any other suggestions?

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 15, 1997 at 22:12:45 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well fellow rake fighters, I will be gone for christmas break.
I hope that your christmas is a good one and your stockings are filled
with lots of goatmilk fudge. Maybe I will be able to see your typing
when I recieve my replacement monitor during my departure.

I really love you all even if you razz me about (well you know)!

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 15, 1997 at 22:23:27 (PST)

We will miss ya miss luna!!! Have a great christmas as well, and dont worry we will keep marks lap warm and his grapes peeled til u return!!!!! Take care girlfriend :) be safe throught out this holiday season

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 17, 1997 at 12:34:53 (PST)

Dave....shut the fuck up, man....:)

A Butter Patty from: dave
on Wednesday, December 17, 1997 at 20:52:13 (PST)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 18, 1997 at 04:15:59 (PST)

Yeah.....and KEEP it shut....

A Butter Patty from: RudieGirl
on Saturday, December 20, 1997 at 06:34:04 (PST)


Where did S}{0CK's picture go? Am I missing something here?



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 20, 1997 at 10:36:06 (PST)

Shock has recently expressed, in no uncertain terms, his extreme distaste for my smoking and drinking habits and sexual proclivities. He wasinvited to votewith his feet, to which he responded with personal threats. I'm certainly not wasting time or server space on anyone who has a personal problem with me that they can't get over, and neither would any reasonable person. It's a free IRC, and anyone who has a serious problem with anyone in #ARF is also invited to vote in the manner described above.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 20, 1997 at 15:43:55 (PST)

What the hell?!?!???

A Butter Patty from: sharkbait/luna2
on Sunday, December 21, 1997 at 15:55:57 (PST)

Luna2 and I are having coffee and wishing you all a WONDERFUL holiday season! no goat's milk fudge though.. fresh out....

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 22, 1997 at 07:34:08 (PST)

Just wondering...who here has had the shittest Christmas? I once spent the whole fucking day working in a casino in very tight sta-prest trousers being told to die in the street by various members of the Nottingham Triads and their hatchet-faced wives. It could have been worse though - some poor bastard on the roulette table next to me had an ashtray flung at him by a Pakistani taxi driver which sent the chips flying all over the place, which he had to pick up and replace.The I had to walk home for 2 hours cos the tight cunts couldnt be arsed to get us taxis. Not long after that, I tired of being threatened by every nightclub bouncer in the Shire of Nottingham, and fucked off. Oh, and when Jesus starts celebrating MY birthday, I'll start celebrating his, right?

Nishlord, the AntiChrist-mas

A Butter Patty from: RudieGirl
on Monday, December 22, 1997 at 18:51:07 (PST)

When in God's name do we limit that guy's posts?!?!
Just teasing...

A Butter Patty from: RudieGirl
on Monday, December 22, 1997 at 18:51:22 (PST)

When in God's name do we limit that guy's posts?!?!
Just teasing...

A Butter Patty from: RudieGirl
on Monday, December 22, 1997 at 18:53:11 (PST)

Oh god I'm a damned dope.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 22, 1997 at 21:15:23 (PST)

When in God's name do we limit that girl's posts?!?!

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 23, 1997 at 03:09:10 (PST)

Alright, alright, I'm going. But before I do. *ahem*....

THE WORLD'S GREATEST NEW YEARS EVE STORY which I heard last night in the pub from a close and trusted friend...

Right, Trafalgar Square is where most people hang out on New Years Eve etc etc etc. Anyway, this bloke my mate knew is there, pissed as a fart, and starts copping off with this bird, and one thing leads to another, and by 4am they decide to have a shag on the granite benches in the Square. She sits on the bench, he climbs on top and manages to throw a coat over the top and he spends a good 20 minutes trying to get her keks off and all that stuff.

Anyway, the deed is done and he's been thrusting away for a good 5 minutes when she says " isn't in yet".

Yes.....he'd trapped the old gentleman between her arse and a granite bench, and his foreskin was shredded and caked in pigeon shit and he spent most of January in the hospital.

There's a moral in there somewhere, but I can't be arsed to look for it. Later...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 23, 1997 at 10:35:53 (PST)

Original entry on Bill Gates in the Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia:
"Although Gates has acquired great wealth from his holdings ofMicrosoft stock, he has been known as a toughcompetitor who seems to value winning in a competitive environment over money."

Revised entry after Microsoft converted the Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia into its Encarta software:
"Although Gates has acquired great wealth from his holdings of Microsoft stock, he is known for his personal and corporate contributions to charity and educational organizations."

A Butter Patty from: hempec
on Tuesday, December 23, 1997 at 19:22:05 (PST)

Hi Everybody!

23 Year old Voyeur looking for love in mostly wrong places. Looking for SWF, age 23-32, height proportional to weight for none of that clean adult fun.

Joking applicants only need apply


A Butter Patty from: JustAngel
on Wednesday, December 24, 1997 at 01:19:58 (PST)

Well, ya'll, I finally got my nerve up to leave a note here. Just wanted to tell everyone that I hope you have a very happy holiday season. You are a crazy bunch of people, and I guess that's why I like it so well!! Merry Christmas Everybody!!! Don't drink too much of that spiked eggnog on New Year's Eve....if you do, make sure you drink some for me too!! hehe

See ya'll


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 24, 1997 at 12:11:15 (PST)

Hello Gang...

Okay, for once I'm going to leave a serious post here. Is it the spirit of the season you ask or am I drunk? Well, perhaps its a bit of both. I just wanted to wish you all the merriest of Christmases, Happy Boxing Day and A Great New Year. You all are the greatest :) A special thanks to Lisa for wishing me well on my search for the 4ft bisexual mute nurse with the flat head. Perhaps this year she'll come out of the woodwork. Oh, btw Looona..I wrote to Santa and asked him to give you 3 more ft so you can drive your car without sitting on phone books..

God Bless Us Everyone..

Tiny Mark

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 24, 1997 at 21:44:28 (PST)

Hello:) I just like seeing poohbear up here:) Oh and Merry Christmas!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 25, 1997 at 10:49:28 (PST)

Before I run out the door to spend Christmas with my r/l friends, I wanted to take the time to wish a Merry Christmas to my true friends. I hope all of you get what you need out of this holiday season. You all mean a lot to me. There are a select few that have become best friends to me, you know who you are...I love you.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 27, 1997 at 18:55:53 (PST)

Hi everyone!!!!, well I finally am staying connected for more than just a few minutes at a time!!! I want to tell ya'll ur all a bunch of great ppl and wish the best for all of u in 1998!!! More so I want to thank you for welcoming me into your ARF family, I feel so loved when i come in there!!! LOL Take care all of you and have a very blessed 1998 see you all in ARF again soon.

Love ya
Lisa aka babybaby, aka YaquinaBabe LOL

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 29, 1997 at 10:42:22 (PST)

It is the weirdest thing.... a pair of 3ft high platform shoes were left under my tree from Santa!!!

ha ha ha RAVEN!!!

hope you all had a groovy little christmas.

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 29, 1997 at 19:21:09 (PST)

oy, it's LATE!!

Just wanted to wish everyone a HAPPY new year. If you're looking..may you find that special someone. If you've already him or best wishes to the both of you (or the three of you..wooHOO!!)
best of luck in the new year

A Butter Patty from: JustAngel
on Tuesday, December 30, 1997 at 13:57:20 (PST)

Hey Hempec!!!!

Any gets yet on your personal Ad????

LOL luv ya' hempy


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 30, 1997 at 19:06:36 (PST)

ARF Brethren, your assistance is required...

Here's the deal; one of my roomies has got two French fuckers staying with him for New Years, and already they're lording it up, stinking the house up with Gauloise and all this bollocks. And I'm not going out tonight cos I think New Years is a load of old cobblers and another example of being forced to enjoy yourself like going to Butlins for your holidays and your Mam mythering at you to enjoy yourself at Christmas. Hmph.

Anyway, we've come up with a fine plan; we're gonna think up some bonkers ritual, and we convince the frogs that every English household does it for New Years and they have to join in, or else they'll bear no children and die young.

Suggestions so far include
*Giving them a dead wasp
*Having to turn everything in the room upside down
*Wearing our pants over our trousers, or burning them
*Morris Dancing on the doorstep (The English national dance, involving a load of beardies skipping in formation to an accordian with bells on their feet and swinging hankies about like a bunch of puffs. God, it's so embarrassing)

A the moment, one idea towers over all others - I shave my head and put a cherry or something on the top, signifying the breast, and in order to bring good luck for the next year they have to suckle on my tit-head like the newborn year.

Any ideas?

Nishlord, the tit-headed matriarch of 1998

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 30, 1997 at 21:23:37 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Its almost 1998, which is scary, considering I met many of you in 1995.
Well, ok, I only met about 3 people who post on this thing in 1995, and the rest of you I met later, or haven't met, or, well, whatever.
Back in '95, we were all paying out the nose for the privilage to speak to one another, and for the most part, got stuck talking to one of the psychos that kept asking the rest of us to send him/her money for one thing or another.
But we were pioneers. Ok, not really, since we were on AOL, but we felt like pioneers because everyone we knew in real life would look at us kinda funny if we mentioned a "friend from online."
Now gramma's got a Gateway 3 billion with faster MHZ than the rest of us combined. Everybody and their mother is online, and, well..I just am pissed I spent all that money on AOL way back when. I'm just pissed I didn't have the 'nads to figure out how to get a net provider that didn't charge by the hour...not like I'd have that cash now, I'd have probably spent it on, oh - porn site subscriptions or some other dorky thing, and I probably wouldn't have met all of you - well, the ones of you that I've spoken to.
I dunno where this is going, but Happy New Year, guys..its been a fun ride so far.

PS: Nish, here's a suggestion that may take too much effort, but could be worth it...Find a tape of last years' new years countdown, and watch it, at say, 10:30...also, change all of your clocks so that midnight shows up an hour and a half too early...then, kick the frenchies out by the time 1:30am rolls around, and celebrate the legit new years with just your friends...

Either that, or get a satillite for your tv, and tune in to every countdown from the international dateline on down to greenwich mean time.

Either that, or piss in their lager.

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 31, 1997 at 05:59:43 (PST)

HaPpY PoOh YeAr EvErYoNe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all:)

P.S. Hey Rob can I borrow $5.00, I need to fix the flat on my cross country Van:)

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