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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 01, 2001 at 17:38:33 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I win:o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 02:19:46 (GMT)

So what's the prize???


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 04:40:05 (GMT)

a lifetime supply of Uncle Monkeyspanks Nut Butter and xerox copies of hempy's fave pics from the magazine collection under the sink


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 02:54:55 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

To anyone who may give a shit:

My Stupid Stories site was one of many things lost when Excite@home went bankrupt recently, along with my e-mail address and, for about 24 hours, my connection to the Internet.

My Stupid Stories site is now (and forever more) at http://unspeakablystupid.com.

Thank you. Or, not.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 17:02:15 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, the bin Laden spokesman who pledged that America would suffer ?a storm of planes?, is said to have been killed in fighting at Kandahar, according to newspaper reports in Kuwait (writes Michael Theodoulou). Al-Qabas quoted Pakistani security sources, whose information was said to have come from Kuwaiti fighters. Abu Ghaith made a televised statement in October praising the September 11 attacks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 01:16:03 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Look under news to find where bin laden has been hiding! its worth a look!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 04:53:24 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Anyone need a roommate?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 05:53:13 (GMT)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHISKA!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 23:25:07 (GMT)

Isn't that Scott, doc???

Happy B/D sugar!
Isn't it Scott's B/D as well???

If so HAPPY B/D Scotters :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 08, 2001 at 00:06:11 (GMT)

That Jon is kinda cute.
He looks expensive to feed.
/me ups the bid a dollar...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 09, 2001 at 17:19:45 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The United States has obtained a videotape of Osama bin Laden describing the damage around the World Trade Center -- where the twin towers and other buildings were destroyed -- as being much greater than he had expected. On the tape, which was obtained in Afghanistan during the search of a private home in Jalalabad, bin Laden praised God for far greater success than he expected, using language that indicated he was familiar with the planning of the attacks. Bin Laden used his outstretched hands to explain that he expected only the top of the Trade Center towers to collapse, down to the level where the airliners struck. The eventual total collapse of both towers, the al Qaeda leader said, was totally unexpected.

Call Bob Saget, Osama bin Laden's got a new blooper for America's Stupidest Videos.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 01:35:11 (GMT)

We had snow on our mountain of course we could be in sweat shirts below but it was nice to see as it will all be gone in the morning. I love living in the West. Suffer you snow bound friends!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 12:28:41 (GMT)

in my lifetime, its snowed in San Antonio twice, about 6 inches in 1964, and 13 inches in 1985, when it gets down to 40 degrees Farenheit, Mexicans get all upset over the COLD weather, haha


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 12, 2001 at 23:05:13 (GMT)

Mexicans hell I get upset when it gets below 40!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 20:27:08 (GMT)

no


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 20:40:40 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I moved to Minnesota to have winter, and I have eternal autumn. It's nice and all, but I'm startin to feel a bit cheated.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 16, 2001 at 21:59:58 (GMT)

/me floats by in her pool drink in hand and points north to all the poor saps that think cold snow and nothingness is a good thing. They brain wash you to think all that ice and snow is wonderful so all your old people will stop retiring out here! Snow birds go home!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 17, 2001 at 20:59:46 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

pep rally link above


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 17, 2001 at 21:13:45 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Is anyone else getting the spam BARRAGE that popeye-x is getting? Every 5 fucking minutes I get another one. I've gotten at least 10, [more like 20], today from some Argentina asshole, on the email it says: "this is a one time mailing so no remove is necessary", where's the FBI when we need tem?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 17, 2001 at 21:15:00 (GMT)

*hack* *cough* *wheeze*

All this cold/warm/cold/warm weather in Michigan is wreaking havoc with me. Mary Sunshine and Jack Frost need to figure out who wears the pants and sit the hell down!

Ok, I feel better
*achoo*


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 00:10:20 (GMT)

What with my new e-mail address and all, my spam situation lately has improved dramatically. I did used to get this one that said "I am sending you this file to have your opinion" with an attachment, over and over, from different e-mail addresses from all over, but even that has stopped lately.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 04:34:20 (GMT)

Awwwww
Nobody's asking for your opinion anymore?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 05:06:20 (GMT)

If I gave them my actual opinion, I could lose my e-mail account.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 05:15:51 (GMT)
You should look at this web page.

what if you just send them a URL?

*giggles*

Hempy I put fresh newspaper and a bowl of water under the sink...oh and there is a new box of kleenex on the shelf next to your "art collection" too

:( Come Home Hempy!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 11:39:15 (GMT)

A San Antonio woman, about 2 miles from here, was sitting at her computer, when suddenly a drunk driver plowed thru the wall of her house and killed her.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 14:15:28 (GMT)

And the moral of the story is?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 17:36:31 (GMT)

Move your computer away from any outer walls.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 06:33:07 (GMT)

or build a jump in frnt of your house


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 14:26:56 (GMT)

Hm................

?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 20, 2001 at 14:37:40 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

4 years work = 60 million dollars
who is it?
Garth Brooks?
Julia Roberts?
Britney Spears?
no....
the answer is....
Katie Curic!
And she's well worth every penny!
can you believe that?
that ass-kiss dingbat cunt is a multi-millionaire morning news smiley face "journalist"
that's worse than AOL
being told by a multi-millionaire every morning how we should feel about the news
that's psychotic
think of all the children that could be fed by one woman's salary...
then suddenly, out of Katie Curic's mouth, out pops the moral to the story above, remember the woman killed at her home computer by a drunk driver? ...here let Katie tell it:
"While drag racing on a public street at over 120 miles per hour, a man hit another car, killing two people...
One of the people killed turned out to be his mother..."
Katie frowns...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 02:31:33 (GMT)

If there IS a moral to that story, it's certainly getting more complicated.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 14:49:08 (GMT)

Uh...I lost track. What was the question?


A Butter Patty from: amish
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 17:03:28 (GMT)

Hello my name is Amish, it's an indian name that means honesty. Where did the name Amish come from concerning the religion?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 18:45:46 (GMT)

Hm... well to answer your question, here's what the dictionary had to say:
of or pertaining to any of the strict Mennonite groups, chiefly in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Canada, descended from the followers of Jakob Ammann, a Swiss Mennonite bishop of the 17th century.

Amish Rake Fighters, on the other hand, are an entirely different matter. Perhaps the other rake fighters would like to take a stab?



A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 21:20:37 (GMT)

Why, yes. Around here it means "honest but illiterate asshole incapable of reading instructions."


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 21, 2001 at 22:08:02 (GMT)

The honest part is right but I don't know what to say about purity. Anyways, we mean well...


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 00:01:16 (GMT)

then there comes the asshole part, thats me!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 06:24:11 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Be careful of what you give your kids for xmas.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 15:19:16 (GMT)

Well,

I understand that there was an imposter hempec on the churn recently. I've got my contacts at the State Department on the case. They've got the entirety of US resources working towards finding the evil infidel.

Initial profiling indicate that the imposter is a white male between 26 and 29 years of age. He is a loner with a disgruntled disposition and probably enjoys the occasional bologna sandwich. His favorite movie is anything that has Ernest in in and Barry Manilow is his favorite music. He has a limp and a nervous twitch and a weired albino eye. Any evidence that leads to the arrest of this perp gets stuff.

So, all of my constituency misses me, eh? Well, I was in a few weeks ago, promising to be back on the next night, but my puter died. Now, I'm using the old Chrysler laptop as my personal PC (Gosh, I like IT work). My point? I have no frickin' clue.

Dam, turtles smell!!!! REDRUM

Ok, so if I don't see you before the holidays, I'm sending out virtual hempy-love to all of my good friends on the rake fight.

Hempy


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 17:43:09 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The mystery that has every man in America by the nads. Geraldo's Vaults of Capone got nothin on this one.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 23:44:28 (GMT)

I need to get one of those toys to send along to my ex husband perhaps he will save it for the new kid and I can collect on the insurance. One can only hope.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 00:28:33 (GMT)

EJ if it were that easy dont you think Id be sending Richie to visit Daddy over the holidays with one of those?

Today was his birthday party...house full of screaming kids cake and a clown that made balloon animals and hats (woohoo)
Im going to go get really plowed and eat sushi and take a nap now


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 05:03:28 (GMT)

*** You were kicked from #amish_rake_fight by ChanServ (User has been banned from the channel)
-
#amish_rake_fight can't join channel (address is banned)
-


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 08:01:16 (GMT)

I fixed it , looooona. Somebody went nuts and banned anyone whose IP starts with 208, which yours did.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 18:28:24 (GMT)

yea! I knew I could count on you doc!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 23, 2001 at 21:21:14 (GMT)

Well better get this in before the consumption of bellinis tomorrow...

Merry Christmas everyone and to all who have to put together little tiny toys Christmas eve or Christmas day...I will have a bellini for you.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 24, 2001 at 00:00:58 (GMT)

DOH! Sorry luna .... I meant to take that off....there is a total asshole who has your same ISP and he was having a multiple identity crisis in the barn one night... that was the quickest way I could get rid of him after kicking him started getting boring...
:( My Bad


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 24, 2001 at 03:58:13 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

(My annual reposting of my favorite holiday story...)

Hi all,
Just wanted to check in, wish you all happy holidays, etc. I'm freezing to death in Syracuse, NY. Hope you all are warmer than I am.

Love,
PF


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 24, 2001 at 12:40:41 (GMT)

Not a problem. Hope it wasn't dave! Have a merry amish christmas guys and gals! I think Lord should put his christmas wav on here!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 05:05:39 (GMT)

Amish blessings to you and yours. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 06:33:19 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Merry Christmas To All!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 12:08:06 (GMT)

Ahhhhh Christmas morning and here I am wrapping presents:) Nothing like waiting till the last minute huh?!? Did I mention at that Junior College I majored in Procrastination and minored in Study Hall?!? That was the best 3 in a half years of my life at that 2 year college:) Anyways MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone!!!!!!!!! Now back to your regular scheduled programs.....


Fitziepooh


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 03:19:48 (GMT)

Twas the nite after xmas and all thru my house not a creature was stirring but Mariner chasing her new wind up mouse.
The stockings are in the floor there is tinsel in my hair and it looks like the elves came in and shit christmas everywhere.

Merry Xmas all
Smooches!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 15:58:52 (GMT)

Refresh me...which is Lord's Christmas wav?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 04:10:24 (GMT)

Hi all!
Guess where i am!
In Texas!
NO, not visiting Kurt, but my real dad.
I find Texas quite different from California, but at least I am not surrounded by stupid Marin County folk.
I am going home the day after tomarrow. It was a short visit, but it has been interesting.
What is there to do around Huston? My dad lives in that area.
Talk to you all later!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 16:35:58 (GMT)

Huston is a great place to pick up some crack and a couple of hookers


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 18:56:26 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

pinkubus is only 200 miles away?

/me starts getting all greasy in a last ditch attempt at frantic pickup truck repair

oh well, I guess I'll just settle for that fresh rat Babycat brought me yesterday...
Scott Thunes, Zappa bass player dropped by to BS with us in #zappafiles the other day its a groovy lil' zappa orientated channel if anyone is into trading mp3's of concert boots, if you're not a hard core zappa fan you might feel lost, but if you know THING-FISH by heart, drop by in there, its actually fun for the true zappa music head

hey, pinkubus, tell your dad a "nice man" wants to take you BOTH to dinner in a funky, old F-100 pick-'em-up truck...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 28, 2001 at 03:27:15 (GMT)

I dont know about dinner. I have to get up at 4am Texas time (that's 2am California time) to go to the airport ane get out of here. People here are scary. There are scary people in California, but it is a different kind of scary. While i was on the freeway, i kept thinking "Yup, this is PPX country."
Did I mention the people here are scary?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 28, 2001 at 07:19:41 (GMT)

Try being trapped against your will in Houston... at least you had family there...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 28, 2001 at 21:10:20 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

So, I'm sitting in the feedmill the other day, trying to mind my own business, when in walks a lopsided, man with spit in his eye and sand in his craw (literally, the man's eye was dripping with spit and you don't even wanna know how he was walking).

I says to this man, "Hey buddy, care for some cottage cheese?"

He mumbled a response, which in these parts is considered an insult. No one turns down good cottage cheese with a mumble!

I sauntered up to this man dangerously (or as dangerous as someone can look in a clown outfit and a pig mask....more on this later) and kicked him right in the elbow.

The oddest thing happened. The man disappeared in a cloud of whispy marshmallow smoke. It was strange to say the least.

So I sat back down and continued listening to my CD of laplander tribal cattle calls and waited for my next vexing adventure.

I keep looking for a moral, but it seems to escape me.

I love you bologna sandwich,

Hempy


A Butter Patty from: alice.jpeg
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 01:26:11 (GMT)

Hemp you in the AZ prison system..they feed ya a bad bologna sandwich that could explain whispy marshmallow guy with the drooling eye.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 01:27:59 (GMT)

Help I ate a processed meat sandwich and lost brain cells


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 04:51:47 (GMT)

Hoping PPX got a great big ol hobby horse for ppxmas this year! Merry belated xmas all...party at my house new year's


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 06:00:00 (GMT)

Wow...A Friday night and I'm the only one in the rake fight. Have all the regulars gotten lives while I was away??? *sigh*

Anyways, hempy is here and the sink is lonely.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 12:31:22 (GMT)

hey julie, how iz you? long time no see, I don't know about hobby horses or sinks, but my new 50 gal water heater kicks ass, I just took another shower for the fun of it, I'm squeaky clean and fresh, as opposed to dreadfully filthy and stinky. happy holidays, ms. callaghan, come visit at #IHOP_Death_Wish sometime


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 19:26:11 (GMT)


The past few years were the first time hot water was a luxury for me.

I am thankfull and enjoy all my showers now.

/me showers


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 21:04:12 (GMT)

i on the other hand am stinky


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 30, 2001 at 22:42:09 (GMT)

is that your right hand or your left hand that smells?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 31, 2001 at 01:28:39 (GMT)

Happy New years all!!!!!!!

I am off to the bigger city to celebrate. Be bad be very bad.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 31, 2001 at 17:15:59 (GMT)

thats not my hand!


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