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A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 01, 2000 at 12:31:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

PPX, tired of all the politically protesting loudmouths on TV, meticulously hooks up his Sennheiser 421 to his Mackie 1402 VLZ-PRO, routes it thru his piece of shit Alesis Midiverb III, and runs the signal out into his vintage Yamaha-2200 power amp (200W RMS per side), which is hooked up to 4 original owner, vintage JBL 4311B studio monitors...

Then, he takes a deep breath, and screams at the top of his lungs into the beautiful German microphone....

"VOTE PPX OR DDDDDIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"

All over Texas, (especially at the governor's mansion in Austin), cactus plants withdraw their prickly spines, and go belly up in the blazing AUDIO sun.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 01, 2000 at 16:42:48 (PST)

aww, just missed it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 01, 2000 at 18:18:15 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Attention, video rake-fighters... Your iVisit just expired. Download the new one here, it's good until June 1, 2001.

A pubic service announcement from Doc.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 02, 2000 at 11:52:31 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

What is it about the popeye-x mystique that brings out the ILLEGAL so beautifully? As part of his "geezer disguise", popeye-x works undercover as a gas station hang-out person. I hang at the local Mobil station, perfecting my persona as a grizzly old mean som-bitch from Texas you best not even look at, much less talk to. So, I'm hangin' out, testing all the standard phrases like: "Its too goddamn cold!" and "This ATM is fucked up!", and lo and behold, the Mobil station employee hands me a small piece of cellophane containing a most righteous bud of stinkweed! When I get it home, I realize, this is not pachuco weed, this is the GOOD STUFF! Wheee! This is better than free coffee! (the standard fare for Texas gas staion hang out geezers, they drink it by the gallon)

What is it? My scraggly beard? My wino-grey, bald-headed hippie hair? My mud splattered Huffy Mt. Havoc 10-speed? What is it about me that makes total strangers so SURE I'd like to try out their illegal DOPE?

I guess they know a NON-COP when they see one, eh? I'm not sure if I like that. Cops are COOL, its FUCKED UP LAWS I hate! Legislators are the enemy. Phony fucking bastards! Are you trying to tell me that THIS,(takes toke off of complimentary gas station hang-out geezer joint), is BAD? (coughing fit) Anyone who says it IS bad, that person HAS to be my enemy, I'm sorry, but I KNOW the difference between good and evil, and THIS (holds up joint), is GOOD!!!

What the fuck is my point?

moral: Bush says its bad. <--- think about the political ramifications

Can anyone here refute this murky point I'm barely making?

(waiting)

Vote PPX, he's got "the look".


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 03, 2000 at 21:36:53 (PST)

I hereby officially offer my services as the vice-presidental running mate for the PPX ticket.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 04, 2000 at 01:45:23 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I happen to have a .jpg of Mr. P-Fire holding up a chunky bud of the "evil non-Eurocentric narcotic" enjoyed by non-white societies since forever. I assure you, the PF-Flyer is not brown, neither is he black. He's... [gasp] WHITE LIKE PPX!

What does this mean? Hard to prove, but there's no doubt in THIS geezer's mind, that person [PaleFire] in the .jpg is a white guy who has decided that the "white society" taboo against any "get high" chemical EXCEPT alcoholic liquids is exactly that, the deranged racist ramblings of some Eurocentrc ancestral tribal elders, befuddled by the mandatory stupor of their own liquid retardation, and the seamless logic by which they decreed the colored people's "alternative brand" as CRIMINAL.
In short, he has what it takes to insist that all the "white supremacist" holdouts shove their paranoid Nazi Germany yellow liquid ritual ONLY LAWS up their Neo-Neanderthal asses.
The absurdity that weed is illegal, and beer is not, is an incongruity that ANY HONEST person, regardless of tribal origin, would HAVE to admit is TOTAL HOGWASH, if they would only TEST THEIR ANCESTOR'S BIG THEORY OUT by comparing the two substances first hand, and decide for themselves.
Any idiot knows the yellow liquid is FAR MORE toxic than the green vapor.
Well, not ANY IDIOT... for instance, veteran alcoholic Presdent elect George W. Bush would obviously say something to the effect that weed is illegal, and it should STAY illegal, since it already is.
This is exactly the kind of WEAK Americanistic totalitarian BULLSHIT that makes morons really feel safe at night, living in the assurance that their "white reality" will never be usurped by some "foriegn soil", even though its is they, the Eurocentricly oriented moronic NAZIS who are, IN FACT, the FORIEGNERS in North America.
Hypocrties. Racists. Shit-babblers. Goofy fucking oom-pah beer hall Hitler worshipping potato heads, desperately clinging to a "reality" that never even existed in the first place, except in their own DRUNKEN MINDS.
I say we make PPX President, instead of that "Howdy Doody" motherfucker from Legal Injection Central, and the first thing I will do as President is put the whole Bush family on Death Row, as my form of "affirmative action", to make up for all the times me & my VP running mate have had our "highs" interferred with by jackbooted hillbilly Fascists who appointed themselves JUDGE and JURY over the whole world, in the name of a Bible they're too fucking drunk to have ever read, not even once.
Also, I want to do away with the cruel and unusual punishment of legal injection with sodium pentathol [truth serum overdose... think about THAT!], and get back to Bible Basics by reinstating CRUCIFIXION as the only humane solution to the problem of ANYBODY disagreeing with what I say or think.
The word Christianity is NOWHERE to be found in the Bible, but the word CRUCIFIXION is the CRUX of God's Word, is it not?
And if anybody tries to get hammered by some other method besides the DOPE I sell, then that's like the dimpled chad on the scrotum of your mind's eyelid...
...in other words, YOU DIE, crackhead!

Jeb Sed!

Welcome aboard, Paleface, let's scalp some alkies for America! I want everyone to try and LOOK like PPX, too, like how everyone in Iraq tries to look like Saddam Hussien? Its not that I think I look all that good, I just like ME more than I like everybody else, so take some dope over to the Supreme Court, make sure each justice gets their own quarter pound for personal stash, then give them the URL to my new website, The Declaration Of Chemical Dependence Dot-Com, and any information not found there will "not count" anymore, kinda like the Electoral College. Any so-called existing laws NOT found on my website are hereby cancelled. Jeb Sed. Hey, if VOTES don't count, then LAWS don't count.

Disagree? Too fucking bad. My Dad is more famous than your Dad, therefore MY drugs WIN.
If you don't like it, fine, pick up your cross and follow Jesus to Golgotha, do the math, Sparky, verily I say unto you, paradise ain't even half full.

For extra credit:
Think of all the CD's Garth Brooks can sell in the New Jerusalem! Pale, get your 421's all fired up, we need a NEW National Anthem, industrial headbanger metal, of course. The theme this year should reflect the object of the Republican party's PREVIOUS attempt to "workaround" undesirable election results.... remember?
THE PRESIDENT'S DICK IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MISSLE! Use it as a talisman to difuse any inconvenient MAJORITY opinions, such as the absurd idea that... haha... MORE AMERICANS want Al Gore than George W. Bush for president. How irrelevant can you get? THE LAW is more important than the people who break it. All that matters is who agrees with me vs. who gets crucified.

"If its good enough for Jesus Christ, then it ought to be good enough for the State Of Texas." ~ Ma Fergeson, former Governor Of Texas, where she offered her legendary rationale why bi-ligual education was unnecessary, since the Bible is obviously in English, NOT Spanish.

Texas Governors are known for their dazzling mental acuity and top notch qualifications in all spheres of human endeavor, especially geo-political leadership. Palefire's gonna fly the plane, PPX just wants to shoot the machinegun, and get first crack at all the new groupies.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 04, 2000 at 09:28:11 (PST)

I hereby bestow the following award on the post above: Best Use of the Word "oom-pah."


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 04, 2000 at 10:57:14 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

go to bed with an itchy bum wake up in the mornin with a smelly thumb


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 04, 2000 at 17:44:55 (PST)

PPX you got to send Alsaka that post and tell em making Ms. Mary Jane illegal again was a big mistake and they are in trouble in your book. Class action law suit for hate crimes.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 at 00:57:32 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

fee fie foe fum i smell.... . . . . .


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 at 07:45:35 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

PARALLEL UNIVERSE?
Sorry to hog so much Churn space, but the following text was copied verbatim from a magazine by my pal, Stash Ziplock, and I couldn't resist sharing:
At 2AM, on July 19th, Michael W. Bolton, age 45, broke into the room of Jeffrey Otto, a 22 yr. old construction worker, armed with a hammer and a homemade wooden cross with one end carved into a spike. Both were guests at the Laurel Hotel, Nanuet, Rockland County, New York State. Otto awoke just as Bolton prepared to hammer the cross into his heart, in a manner straight out of a gothic novel. Otto wrestled the cross away, but Bolton pounded him repeatedly on the head, back, shoulder, and neck with the hammer. Otto managed to escape, the noise awoke other guests, and Bolton was arrested after he ran back into his room. He told the police that he had "received orders from a higher authority" to attack Otto. He was charged with second degree attempted murder.
New York Post, 7/28/00


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 at 12:32:47 (PST)

I'm sure TT will love that


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 13:21:01 (PST)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 16:07:51 (PST)

Well kiddies, as per my lateness for the THIRD fuckin year in a row...

We forgot someone's Birthday, as of yesterday.... (three years running)

My deepest apologies to Miss Sugar (you would think she expects this) for being a day late with her song and dance number. This one's for you.

~~Happy Birth Day to.... You......
~~Happy Birth Day to.... You......
~~Happy Birth Day you Day older than me Indain Chic.....
~~Happy Birth Day to.... You......

P.S. Thanky to all you fine and wonderful people out there that wished me a happy birthday. Now if only I had some cake and ice cream, I'd share.




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 at 16:25:30 (PST)

Oops! Happy B-day Sug and Shocko!

The Barn needs a damn birthday registry.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 07, 2000 at 11:09:09 (PST)

Happy birthday Scotty..... when it is late it just gets better.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 08, 2000 at 23:21:14 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I made it. I'm a Minnesotan.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 09, 2000 at 15:53:36 (PST)

I hate Norton and mIRC... no version of Norton made it a priority to mention that mIRC was actually a variant of the Backdoor virus.

That Indian guy who made it sure is a Backdoor...


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 10, 2000 at 21:41:43 (PST)

I just don't feel like myself today :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 10, 2000 at 22:51:31 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

i have a big favor to ask of all my friends here at ARF. one of my songs (the pissed off guy) is number 71 on the charts and thats fucking cool, but with your help i think it could go even higher. so even if you don't want to hear it or sit through the whole thing, just by going there and putting another hit on this song will help. I know you guys can do it, c'mon help out the old Badham and make him number 1. thanks, bad


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 11, 2000 at 03:43:12 (PST)

That's too funny.
~It all started in the woods...

There is a patch of woods that seperate my house from Badham's. I am getting more and more nervous about wandering around back there.

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 11, 2000 at 07:25:20 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I upgraded from Transformator to full fledged Reaktor.
That means nothing to you, I realize, but savor the terminology.
Those are the names of the world's most radical German synthesizer & sampler software.
I am Noize God.
I will poison the sky & your mind.
You will drink from my beaker and choke.
First you will convulse, then you will cringe, then the skin will melt off of your skull, and your brains will run like infected snot out of your eye sockets.
When its all over, your decomposed bodily parts will still function, but your soul will be part of my machine.
My groupies will marvel that you know me, and that I consider you a friend.
You will join my army and kill nonchelantly upon command.
Best of all, you will know, without any doubt, what Popeye-X really is about.

P.S. Vote for Badham.... he knows ME.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 11, 2000 at 12:35:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

you guys fucking rule! i knew that if i asked for help you guys would come through. my pissed off guy song is now number 49, thats wicked pissah! thanks Badham


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 at 17:10:23 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

the pissed off guy is number 37 as of today.
wooohoooo im a top 40 artist


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 12, 2000 at 19:54:11 (PST)

Congrats Ham dude!!

And Congrats to our Luna's very own Dave and the Shrimp Shack Shooters... I mean Night Train. Upon investigation, the boys are currectly ranked (according to MP3.com) #78 for 8th Grade Bride, #161 for Palmer House and #168 for Dixie Wrecked in Kentucky!!! WTG Fellers!!! But much like Badham has done, it is own sworn duty to inflate these numbers for the guys!! If not for Dave, just think about poor Luna and her Go-Go boots-less feet. With enough downloads, we can put the boys on top, and get them some more real downloads, and perhaps Luna some new shoes. Who knows, we could start the next rock and roll revolution by showing the world Dave's feet. {Shudders}




A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 00:37:44 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sure is cold up here. I'm gettin back under the covers with Sigmo.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 00:42:01 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

okay kids, this is my first attempt at a 'theme' page, and it has a couple of problems, and also, you need 1024 x 768 to view. If you'd like to be a guinea pig, I'd sure appreciate feedback.

also, if you want to write an article...about ANYTHING in the world, i would love to post it on my site

j


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 00:42:55 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

oh, and none of the links work yet..


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 07:04:16 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bush WINS!

America LOSES!

I hope he likes being a "one termer".

That close of a vote, with NO RECOUNT, and his BROTHER is the governor?

You don't have to be "for" Gore to know that stinks!

Young people, please make careful note. You have just experienced what is known as the Republican party. They will cheat you out of your vote any chance they get. They don't GIVE A FUCK about this country. They only care about THEMSELVES. They CAN'T WIN by popular vote, because they are the minority, so they rely on "tricks". Its up to you, if you want any say in politics, you have to VOTE. Otherwise, you will be run over by political machines, like the Bush Dynasty. Its OK, because you are going to see this bunch run out of town on their asses, but it will take 4 years. Please make a careful observation of their shenanigans during that time. Pay attention to their bullshit. Memorize their lies. Take everything they do to heart, they're doing it to YOU. You can't rely on the justice system, they're in cahoots. Notice how bitter the dissenting judges are? There is only one remedy to this Evil Bullshit.

Naturally, that is Vote PPX, or Die!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 16:43:13 (PST)

Boots Boots Boots


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 22:14:25 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

woooo hooooo pissed off guy is number 24


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 14, 2000 at 00:00:06 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

In case you are still looking for that perfect "stocking stuffer."


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 14, 2000 at 15:55:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Well I'm sad to say, 8th Grade Bride has fallen somewhat on the charts.... #82.

Come on guys!!! Lets get these guys in at least the top 20!!! From what I'm hearing, they're planning a big tour for next summer, and I bet it would help them out immensely to have some of their MP3's high in the charts.

And BTW, I'm hearing rumors that they are going to be HEADLINING at many Hector's Four Seasons throughout the South to pay for the damage Dave did in Clarksville. Thats just a rumor, but there's an element of truth in there, so take that as you will.

oh and once again... Luna needs a new pair of boots...
So get out there and DOWNLOAD!!!




A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 14, 2000 at 22:23:06 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

pissed off guy #15


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 15, 2000 at 12:50:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

#9 #9 #9 can anyone say #9 #9 #9





wooohoooo!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 08:15:44 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Alright, Badsky-Korsikov, wtg, tis a great day for The Power Of Pork! [I hope you gave Popeye-X all the proper software credit. May the PUNK BITCH PuterNerd make a careful note...]

Its a sad day, however, for the Power Of Possums. Its 10:00 AM, on a bright Texas morning, i. e. way past possum hour. In front of my door is the BIGGEST, UGLIEST, and SICKEST possum you ever saw. Its obviously dying, [Babycat DOESN'T like it, she doesn't like ANY animals, or people, except PPX...] This huge mama possum has cancer tumors all over its lips and paws, it is so gross! I wish I had the balls it takes to make a nice "stage hat" out of it for Badham, sorry Frank, I'm too squeamish! Marilyn Manson played here at the rodeo colluseum last night, and I'm tellin' ya, with that tumored possum on your head, Badboy, that skinny, scrawny bitch-man couldn't hold a candle to the Real King, BIG BAD BADHAM!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 15:23:56 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

It snowed last night:o) I'm in fatboy heaven up here. My host gave me a pair of boots without holes in em today, so my feet won't be wet. People look at me funny when I talk up here. They said something tonight about giving me a "snow bath" in order to make me a real Minnesotan. I don't like the sound of it, because they said it would take several big guys to do it. I could interpret that in several ways.

I gotta job today makin about half what I made Down There, and I'll live with that. I'm bein lazy. We're goin to a "garlic party" tonight. Supposedly a bunch of Deadheads and Big Wu family people who smoke out and eat way too much garlic. It's as good a reason to get together as John Tower's birthday or a skeet shoot. People all sound like they ought to be in that movie "Fargo". I can't stop grinnin even when my teeth are chatterin.

I ain't gonna go out and make snow angels. I won't. It ain't gonna happen.

oxoxoxoxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 05:50:25 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I will never be able to "like" anyone named George Bush, with or without the "Dubya". I'm sorry, but that yankee fuck and his whole clan make me sick. I HATE their guts. Weaseling in his sons governors of Texas and Florida PISSES me off like shit!

However, I'm liking this "military" thing they got going. Naming a BLACK MAN to Secretary Of State shows me something I like A LOT.

Don't ask [or expect] me to do anything but HATE those bastards, but at least our enemies are gonna hate them as much as I do!

When they legalize dope, I'll rescend my hate, that will be the sign that the hypocrisy has ended. I realize Gore wouldn't legalize it, so I HATE that motherfucker, too!

P. S. Mugtoe come home! [to TEXAS, home of mexican food]


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 13:09:35 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

{Blink}

Hey Mug, I know what you mean about that Fargo stuff, it's eerie isn't it? "Oh yeah, you betcha."

Where the fuck is everyone these days anyway?

Time to jump on the Badham wagon again. Night Train is up to #65. Keep up the good work fellow Rake Fighters!!!!

And just because I thought about that crazy nut today...

(@)(@)
Boobies!!!




A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 13:49:06 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

pissed off guy #8 i knew if was some kind of fluke that i was #11 yesterday. now they got it all strait and put me where i should be (heeheee)




badham kickin ass all over the world


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 15:19:00 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

WTG, Badhamster! Those nuts you got hangin' are starting to have WEIGHT, dude! They used to swing in the breeze, now they just HANG straight down, cuz they're getting heavier! hehe.

I'm serious, Bad, way to go. [be sure and spell "popeye-x" right,ok?]




A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 17:51:20 (PST)

ok


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 18, 2000 at 15:44:16 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I've only got two words to say....

HOLY SHIT!!

WTG Fellow Rake Fighters!!!
Luna just might get them boots yet!!



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 18, 2000 at 19:45:22 (PST)

I saw a sign tonight.

It read:
"Percy Bullcock loves the blind children".

What a nice guy.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 18, 2000 at 20:15:19 (PST)

PPX ya just got to have a drink and get over it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 02:11:43 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, I can't GET over, I'm too busy GETTING over!

This is the worst possible time for us to ACCEPT.

Now is what Reality is FOR.

I have a theory that the whole purpose behind the truly tragic aspect of it, is so we all get a front row crack at getting it really, really CLEAR in our minds, [like it is right in front of our eyes that we close because its so much EASIER], and thus we will KNOW about it, without any doubts, or compromises, or excuses.

I love the dope issue. Its perfect for right now. Have you ever noticed how politically incorrect it is to say weed is bad? Even Bush lovers are silent on that issue. Why is that?

[of course I'll tell you... that's my cue]

Why are they ALL silent about the dope issue?


......BECAUSE I'M RIGHT. <--- 100%


"The truth is relentless." ~ Dr. Beaker, 1997

I'll be happy to have a drink with you Alice, [chocolate milk, of course], I'll even shutup as long as you want me to, no problem there, but I don't get over stuff, I go around it, then sneak up from behind, and kick it in the ass, as hard as I can! That's my way of dimpling a chad, since my vote got pre-cancelled by the Electoral Kindergarden. I'm from Texas... my opinions are considered "way out there", until I start talking about dope, and then it suddenly makes perfect sense.

Fuck the NRA, I'm into NWA!

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 08:57:55 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just found out my dad had a heart attack and didn't even know it. He's in the hospital, and there ain't a helluva lot I can do up here. Ain't much I could do down there either, I s'pose. Still doin ok up here, but there ain't much in the way of real Mexican food up this way. I've scouted out the Barrio, so I may be able to find a place to live soon and a decent place to eat on top a that. More will be revealed to this fatboy as time goes on.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 17:28:54 (PST)

Im sorry, Mug. I hope he is ok.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 19, 2000 at 17:51:14 (PST)

ditto


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 12:12:01 (PST)

Ok... hate to suddenly change topic, but does anyone here know of an IRC client that ISN'T a variant of the Backdoor virus? Or will I just have to take it like a Scot?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 16:33:41 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I know you are all wondering about crafts of all kinds and these guys can show you how to make them for Christmas and any other occasion. Check out Jack and Zack.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 at 18:34:21 (PST)

Did anyone else see the most recent Mark Russell Comedy Special? It was a MASTERPIECE, from the beginning, through every lyric of every song, all the way to the very last word. He was in top form, and if you've ever thought he was funny, you've GOT to see that particular episode. The FACES he made through the whole thing will absolutely kill you!

Especially hilarious was the "George W. Bush Fight Song", which was supposedly the Republicans THANKING Nader for diverting over 97,000 votes away from Gore.

Russell also pummelled Hillary Clinton mercilessly. It was glorious.

Mark Russell is a fucking genius, and a funny son-of-a-bitch!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 08:00:53 (PST)

Water is a terrible thing to waste!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 18:54:22 (PST)

Luna you leaking again?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 21, 2000 at 23:54:58 (PST)

A Holiday Prayer
(apologies to William S. Burroughs)



thanks for an america prudent enough to decide early on building everything out of weapons and fear. thanks for an america overflowing with visions of inadequacy everywhere. thanks for liposuction and taco bell. thanks for george w. bush. thanks for not doing much to tell us why we need to stop using so much fuel. thanks for razor scooters, and thanks for pokemon. thanks for allowing the marketing people to succesfully hijack the internet. thanks for publisher's clearing house. thanks for birthing your cold antiseptic christ. thanks for making nudity shameful. thanks for the sweatshops and maquiladoras that provide us ways to look really hip. thanks for starbucks, and their costly drugs that aren't expensive enough to cover the coffee trade's rape of the land. thanks for happy meals and beef so far removed with the morally troubling concept of "dead cow." thanks for making laughter stupid. thanks for rendering satire obsolete. thanks for boosting the economy by providing obscenly lucrative jobs for people to make up things for us to want. thanks for looking away from the obvious tragedy that columbine and woodstock99 were born in the same mental space. remember, pop culture reproduces fastest in the frat houses and locker rooms. and the jocks have always been angry. thanks for being embarrassed by honesty. thanks for making death sexier than sex. thanks for coming so close to finally perfecting fuckable machines. thanks for adam sandler and tom green for making it okay to be a moron again. thanks for making absolutely sure that commedians don't actually say anything "funny only serious." thanks for keeping the piss smell in the streets to a socially acceptable level. thanks for the homeless, who should all be given lucrative deals to star in beer commericials, for they truly know whazzup. thanks for christianity. thanks for making mary magdeline a whore. thanks for the new age. thanks for psychic friends hotline. thanks for the clapper. thanks for bosnia and palestine. thanks to cults and churches, and banks and creditors. thanks for never admitting to yourself the possibility that marilyn manson is absolutely right and should be taken absolutely seriously. thanks for not knowing anything about your children. thanks for submitting, so that your offspring should also submit. thanks for disposable douches and condoms. thanks for stressing safe sex over smart sex. thanks for making it shameful to openly be in love with anyone or anything. thanks for right wing cubans for remembering to vote for bush after that nasty "elian" thing. thanks for E! entertainment televison. thank you for celebrities to remind us that our lives just aren't as good as theirs. thanks for completely neglecting to notice that "The Matrix" is an absolutely stunning modern tale about the gnostic jesus. thanks for not putting whole foods markets in ghettos. thanks for gettos in general, and also thanks for prisons both physical and mental. thanks for the insane clown posse, for in the ranks of their fans shall come the next generation of "those middle-aged guys with really shitty jobs. thank you for keeping classical music sterile. thanks for the zapruder film. thanks for a century of war. the blood of the soldier keeps your world turning and keeps your throne well tended. thanks for all things "extreme." thanks for the sharper image. thanks for sanrio. thanks for make it okay to ridicule the disabled. thanks for porno. thanks for the SAT. thanks for george forman's miraculous grill. thanks for dick clark. thanks for velveeta. and thanks so much for Christmas.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 22, 2000 at 03:40:27 (PST)

[PPX marvels at Palefire's post]

Its quite clear that PALEFIRE should be president, not PPX!

Vote Palefire, Or DIE!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 22, 2000 at 17:23:23 (PST)

Household Tip: When your lovely little cat brings a squeakng, flopping rodent into your living area, use the blunt end of a hickory drumstix to beat it to death. Drumstix are uniquely designed for hitting the same spot repeatedly, and accurately, with blinding force.

If you know how to do press rolls, its even better.

*w*


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 22, 2000 at 17:47:25 (PST)

Pale put down the bong and step away.......


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 22, 2000 at 23:16:22 (PST)

I don't need a bong when I get my groove on, EJ. Vote PPX/PaleFire... satisfaction guaranteed or no money back.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 13:24:42 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

i've been up for days working on a Christmas poem and i think i finaly came up with a good one. this poem is from the heart and may bring a tear to your eye ( i know it dose for me when ever i read it ).



"Christmas In The Vally Of Piece"
by Badham


Christmas is neat
Christmas is nifty
Badham loves Christmas
So buy him a gifty

thank you and have a wicked pissah Christmas, i hope you get lots of pork.
Badham


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 23, 2000 at 14:39:27 (PST)

Give me liberty or give me death!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 06:13:01 (PST)

Where are all the grown ups?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 06:49:55 (PST)

Shopping for all the little spoiled people.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, December 24, 2000 at 08:11:07 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

This proves, if there's a God, He,She,It has an absolutely EVIL sense of humor.

PPX's birthday is 6/12, as Luna has told you all, but...

Q: Guess who else shares 6/12 as a birth date?

This tells you something about astrology (or is it psychology?)

A: George Bush, Sr. [not lying, this time]

AAARRRGGGGGG!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 25, 2000 at 00:00:54 (PST)

Dad's having triple bypass surgery tomorrow. Your thoughts are appreciated.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 25, 2000 at 00:41:36 (PST)

Yikes, Mug! Our thoughts are with your dad and you this Xmas.

Dunno if this helps, but bypasses are a lot more routine than they used to be, with shorter recovery times.

Keep us posted.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 25, 2000 at 19:29:26 (PST)

I will think good thoughts , Mug :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, December 25, 2000 at 22:11:55 (PST)

Mug sweetie I had your Dad on my mind an awful lot today, tell him we are thinking of him and I am sure he will be just fine...let me know if you need anything
Love Ya Sweetie!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 at 14:12:05 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dad made it thru the surgery and is now in ICU recovering. I've heard nothin else, and he still might go, I s'pose, but I'm glad he made it thru this hurdle. Thanks for all the thoughts and prayers. :o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 at 19:47:12 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I don't need nothin. I got the best dank hookup now I ever had. There's awesome nugs up north:o)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 13:45:13 (PST)

Hey gang,

If you have a registered nick on the DALnet, you have 5 MB free web space.

Your space is at http://home.dal.net/yournick.

You can FTP files to your webspace by using the address home.dal.net, use your nick for the login, and your password for the password.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 17:31:36 (PST)

Great News, Doc!

My fucking LAMER ex-ISP thinks 5 meg should cost $40 a month! What is this country coming to?

I HATE to keep harping on this, [go ahead and laugh, I realize NOBODY believes that in the least],

BUT... [and there is always a BIG BUT in these kinds of cases]

if you would only elect PPX President of this fine nation, I will be the first mandatory 100 free megabytes via welfare president.

You wanna be FAMOUS like PPX?

Vote for him! He'll have the Library Of Congress converted to html [by Secretary Shock], and you'll have a link to ME on your site that NO PARTISAN bickering will be able to break! Once its in the record, that's it, baby! We may not have electronic balloting, but by God, we're gonna have a dot-com for every family, so no child has to go without a link to PPX!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, December 28, 2000 at 22:18:35 (PST)

Kurt,
you frighten me


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 29, 2000 at 11:38:12 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Bad News - Pizzaro Perez Is Gone

I've just been informed that Pizzaro Perez, a key member of the Anti Popeye-X Mailing List, was murdered in San Antonio by a kid he was ministering to. I don't at present know anything about what that means, since I live in San Antonio, and I didn't know he was a minister.
I confused and very saddened. Perez was just a guy I met on the Fray, who came to my defence against the EVIL ONES, I even have quotes of him saying Tacki was the Evil One, of course, THEY'RE BOTH EVIL. They have lost one of the best enemies they ever had, but fear not, for there's still at least one left, and the TRUTH that Perez fought for will live on. You're gonna have to shoot ME to stop it.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, December 29, 2000 at 23:43:16 (PST)

For the next few days, I will be out in the desert with a group of like-minded individuals... we plan to usher in the millennium by killing all the braincell residue from the 20th century. So everyone have a lovely end of the century, and I'll see you in the 21st.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 00:18:43 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Like-minded individuals? Has there been some sort of mass escape at the local looney bin?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 00:55:46 (PST)

I'm expecting something drastic to happen this year. Last year everyone was worrying, but this year there hasn't been a peep. No suicidal cults, no Y2K(1?) computer bug, just this damn weather. It would really be a bummer if nothing happens this year too, because we can rest assured 2002 is nothing special. Vote ppx or die.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 05:13:14 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Granny Porn


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 09:08:29 (PST)

Good thing I am out of town and can't see Doc implying that I am somehow "insane." But I'll hear about it, Bub!

Happy New Year, my Amish Homies. And Remember, vote PPX/PaleFire or DIE!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 10:00:25 (PST)

Jesus, Fraccy!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 12:11:29 (PST)

Oh dear goddess Im blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not to mention Im not sure how I will get that stain out of the carpet.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, December 30, 2000 at 13:49:42 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

oh man, that almost makes me sick!


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