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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 05, 2002 at 01:26:06 (GMT)

Leave for one week, and all hell breaks loose...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 06:37:30 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I am all hell! I have broken loose! Or something...:::::::trying to steal the glory::::::::

Hi Doc. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 14:40:11 (GMT)


There goes luna's new person....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 17:31:27 (GMT)

To the whiny, ignorant moron who keeps errantly posting here and getting his posts erased:

1. Amish_Rake_Fight is a CHAT ROOM on the DALNET. This bbs supplements the CHAT ROOM.

2. See below where it says "FIRST TIME POSTERS CLICK HERE"? You should have. You could have avoided a lot of wasted typing.

3. The pics were submitted by those who have been regulars in the CHAT ROOM. You don't just pick one for yourself.

4. I don't have time for this shit. READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 17:32:28 (GMT)

"Perhaps it has to do with my being from North of the Mason/Dixon line?"....we have never stopped someone from posting due to location...we do however "frown" on those who just don't have a fucking clue.
It's not a stagnant gene pool....it's merely a selective one. Don't think of it as snobbery, think of it as natural selection.


A Butter Patty from: puterNERD
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 00:13:18 (GMT)

To the new guy who thinks he is being persecuted:




I'm from north of the Mason-Dixon line and nobody deletes my posts, nor would I bitch if they did, I would just move on with life.




I'm not a #ARF room regualar, just an occasional lurker, but the cool folks don't seem to care!




Calm down and eveyrhing will be okay...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 05:35:36 (GMT)

Man if you use my pic.... I'll shoot you.

I kill for fun.

Its just a game to me.

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 10:00:35 (GMT)

CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG????


A Butter Patty from: Robert
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 12:11:42 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I didn't mean to offend anyone. I honestly did read the instructions and wasn't able to get a clear idea of how to ask for permission for using the icons or posting on the board. They DO say that permission isn't likely to be granted. In all honesty, though, I did fuck-up... I should have simply said something like this:

Doc: I happened to find this board by accident about six months ago. I noticed that the people who post here are intellegent and have a great sense of humor. I've read your "Unspeakably Stupid Stories" and just about bust a gut. I also noticed that quite a few of the people who post here have musical interests (Luna, for example). I am a musician and have a music-oriented homepage. I would love the opportunity to post here. May I?

Sincerely,

Robert


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 17:06:42 (GMT)

Yanno Robert. You should download an IRC client such as mIRC from www.mirc.com point the mutha to DALnet and join the channel #Amish_Rake_Fight. Thats where the real magic happens.

Just about everyone of us smelly Amish idgits have very cool musical interests. I'm a sucker for any Yanni tune played on an accordian and Michael Bolton is almost Godlike in my mind. Heh. I'm prolly gonna be banned for that shit.

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 19:21:36 (GMT)

Yeah, Bob, (May I call you Bob? Ha.) dropping by the actual channel would "legitimize" your presence here. There's never anybody in there, so you can always just pretend you dropped in (like Fitzie does).


A Butter Patty from: Bobert
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 20:42:04 (GMT)

Doc: thanks, I will do that ;-)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:50:57 (GMT)

You know me I like Quickies!!! :)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 23:55:17 (GMT)

Hi Posey:) and everyone else. Oh Robert I'm a HUGE Slim Whitman fan do you play any of his music?!?

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 00:55:29 (GMT)

Fitzie, you sexy bastard! Where ya been?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 01:28:46 (GMT)

It's amazing what crawls out of the woodwork now and then. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 07:25:41 (GMT)

isn't it though?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 10:17:13 (GMT)

Yea! New people in the churn!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 23:35:05 (GMT)

Oh bloody hell...

I step away from the Internet for 5 minutes and Miss Julie goes and gets pregnant. Couldn't someone keep a brother in the loop?!?! Jeez!

Congrats Miss Julie!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 09, 2002 at 04:21:49 (GMT)

I'm bored so I thought I'd come here. i'm drinking too. anyone else care to join me?

VJ


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 09, 2002 at 04:36:31 (GMT)

Holy shit...was that Shock???


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 05:53:14 (GMT)

Me again:) Oh the internet is so boring to me now adays, just not what it used to be. All my family are moving back here. So been doing the family thing. Of course I'm the only one still not married Woah is me always a groomsmen never a groom:) Oh well someday I'll find myself an old RICH bitch and I'll be her boytoy and then finally I'll stop playing the damn Lottery:) Other then that I just work work and fricken work. Ok now back to your regular scheduled programs......

Fitzie

I see Shock is still Stylin and Profilin....to be the Man you got to beat the Man

P.S. I'm sure glad you still got this Churn running Doc, how many years now? YOU da man Doc!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 09:38:55 (GMT)

well since I started these obscene hours I haven't been to rakeland forever
just wanted to say hello and tell you we're all happy and healthy an stuff
Vawnie (Siobhan) has her 1st birthday soon
man time flies
oh yeah
SLi, we stopped eatin meat
cept fish
coz damn they're just fish anyhow


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 17:40:27 (GMT)

Gee Flashy, you haven't been around for a while, I went carnivore about a year ago. Give Vawnie birthday huggies from us!
"CLAWDS!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU CHICA"

Fitzie you studmuffin, get your ass in the barn, maybe you'll luck out and find some old rich bitch on IRC. It has happened before, no wait, maybe she wasn't rich. But 2 out of 3 aint bad.... ya know that would make a nifty line in a song


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 10, 2002 at 21:50:34 (GMT)

Don't despair, Fitzie... You will make a lovely bride someday.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 11, 2002 at 02:15:52 (GMT)

Well...I'm not RICH ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 12, 2002 at 18:42:47 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm rich AND pretty:P


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 00:03:09 (GMT)

VJ won $200 in a street racing bet on Saturday. VJ paid a $67 dollar fine for excessive braking on Sunday morning. VJ is still $133 ahead of the game.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 02:22:32 (GMT)

That'll be $132 for excessive bullshitting. Our PayPal address is:
amishripoff@amishrakefight.org


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 02:49:08 (GMT)

Was that on the SAT's?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 13, 2002 at 18:01:24 (GMT)

I moved and I finally got my connection back up seem Sprint forgot to move us from one side of town to the other.

Damn Fitzie you will look good in white and so will the sheep.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 06:56:44 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Wanna know what I do on Saturday nights? Click the link above. Its a movie file.

-WARNING-

The following contains a pixelated .25 second shot of some swinging bare boobies. I hope I haven't offended any delicate feelings ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 07:01:52 (GMT)

You spend your Saturday nights doing cookies in a Subaru and exposing your bare breasts? That should sufficiently befuddle the newcomers, eh?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 16, 2002 at 03:39:26 (GMT)

Always keep 'em guessing.

They're nice boobs..... I had to show em.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 17, 2002 at 05:06:51 (GMT)

VJ...Victoria secret I thought you would at least go for Hanro or something a bit more classey


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 12:03:19 (GMT)

New computer time for us again... we're considering a MAC....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 18, 2002 at 16:26:59 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

For luna...


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 19, 2002 at 04:16:15 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

/me ducks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 19, 2002 at 09:30:00 (GMT)

I don't what to be an elite *sshole! Dude I'll have to get a DELL!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 20, 2002 at 03:22:23 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

actually, if it were up to me, I'd just get one of these to go along with my G4 at work. Make that two, so I could run two screens at once :)



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 21, 2002 at 02:02:52 (GMT)

G3 and two screens I LOVE MY MAC more stable then the Dell sitting next to me ( that does not included Richard who also sits next to me)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 22, 2002 at 10:16:15 (GMT)

~~ G3s and 2 screens and love on my mind~~

I see a country classic there!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 23, 2002 at 00:18:39 (GMT)

Dude...we got a Dell!

Well...we ordered one anyway.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 23, 2002 at 01:38:22 (GMT)

ohhh, I didn't mean to dissuade you from buying a mac, Luna. They really are fine machines!!!! I use them at work all the time. :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 23, 2002 at 01:45:34 (GMT)

She needed a computer that can be serviced with a butter knife.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 23, 2002 at 09:46:29 (GMT)

Yeah... you know we like to work on em ourselves....we asked customer service about the straight head screws...just to make sure.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 15:14:56 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I was gonna post my pics of the fair yesterday, but I couldn't get this sticky stuff off my fingers.


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 15:15:34 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

There ya go


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 25, 2002 at 22:18:18 (GMT)

The deep fried candy bar thing is just repugant...did ya try one?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 26, 2002 at 23:02:21 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Maybe Marilyn was wrong....


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 27, 2002 at 00:16:51 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

well, our dear friend will get her diamond one way or another, dead or alive if she wants it that badly!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 30, 2002 at 15:36:56 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Now here's something I don't want to hear.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 30, 2002 at 17:54:50 (GMT)

-The singer also set a space program record for the most frequent use of the word "amazing" -- 41 times, by NASA's count. According to Bass, it's been an amazing week at NASA with an amazing space crew and an amazing international mission. "It's going to be amazing," he added.

Alex, I'll take Pop Stars with a lack of vocabulary skills for $1000.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 02:10:49 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

This happened within a 1/2 mile of my house. What a fucking dipshit. I've already submitted the story to darwinawards.com.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 14:54:22 (GMT)

DUDE I'M ON A DELL!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 31, 2002 at 14:55:33 (GMT)

*blink*


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