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A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 06:25:17 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'M FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

okay. what do I get?


A Butter Patty from: Dionicia
on Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 13:46:00 (PDT)

how bout this? I won't smack ya today! :oP


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 14:04:54 (PDT)

Awww August full of fun, heat and lots of naked pool swiming, sex in the pool..oh wait I don't have a pool any more. August sucks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 01, 2000 at 17:43:23 (PDT)

Welcome to our ____, notice there's no pool in it? Let's keep it that way :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 20:08:52 (PDT)

oops, my bad



A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 08:06:18 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

oh... its sooo good.... I gotta tell somebody... San Antonio, Texas... Bandera Rd., near the corner of Huebner Rd.... Cha Cho's Mexican restaurant... the ladies in there like to laugh at PPX for some reason... the sign said: Try Our Wonderful Gordita Plate... (being accustomed to Luna's Five Wonderful Feet), I said: "Give me the WONDERFUL Gordita Plate (why do they laugh at me so much?) and make sure its WONDERFUL!" so I get this huge overflowing plate with these puffy tacos with the air let out, beef, w/guacamole salad sprinkled with white cheese, I poured on the "quemada" (burnt chile salsa), threw in a couple of sliced jalapenos, and started eating... and eating... and eating... SO F*CKING GOOD!!!! I'm not lyin'... all you yankees just don't know... you're ALL invited to my house to go to Cha Cho's with me... you have NEVER hogged down like this before in your life...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 15:20:47 (PDT)

You know it was only that great cause you asked for the "Wonderful" Gordita Plate :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 21:56:43 (PDT)

can ya get those sans the cow?


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 03, 2000 at 23:27:28 (PDT)

Do they make a wonderful margerita?


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 06, 2000 at 00:36:13 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

They make hundreds of wonderful margaritas every single day, all day long, and they also have those Mexican beers stuck in ice.

There's a real trendy one where all the professional people eat lunch, but the one over by my place is where the "secret" unprofessional tex-mex human pigs inhale the slop, like the true swine they are...

majorly

daily

and

blissfully cheap

damn! did I mention its open 24 hrs.?

its open right now....

bbl


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 07, 2000 at 17:45:15 (PDT)

I believe ppx is addicted.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 08, 2000 at 04:22:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Herrera's in Dallas is the best Tex-Mex joint in the world. I can brook no argument in this regard.


A Butter Patty from: Christopher S. Heer
on Tuesday, August 08, 2000 at 12:36:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup lol hehe hoho hahah hehe


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 08, 2000 at 22:48:51 (PDT)

~i got a new keyboard~i got a new keyboard~


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 10:36:37 (PDT)

DAMN ENGLISH

BALTIC, Ohio (APBnews.com) -- A latter-day highwayman held up a horse and buggy in this largely Amish community, stealing $100 from the driver after threatening to kill his horse, sheriff's officials said today.

The holdup took place around 1:30 p.m. Saturday after two young men in a pickup truck drove past the man's horse and buggy while he was on a road near this village roughly 100 miles south of Cleveland, Holmes County sheriff's officials said.

The two crooks apparently drove off the road and waited for the man to catch up to them. As he approached, the passenger -- wearing a ski mask and brandishing a shotgun -- ran up to the Amish man and demanded money by pointing the gun at his horse, sheriff's officials said.

Your money or your horse

"The man threatened to shoot the victim's horse if he didn't get money," Holmes County Sheriff Timothy Zimmerly said in a prepared statement. "The victim dropped the cash he had onto the road by the buggy."

The robber ordered the man to drive on and scooped up the approximately $100 that was on the pavement, authorities said.

The thieves then made their getaway in the opposite direction in an older, dark green pickup truck, sheriff's officials said.

A sheriff's spokesman said that although Holmes County has a large Amish population, a highway robbery is "very rare."




A Butter Patty from: Fred Frederick
on Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 20:38:44 (PDT)

Popeye is ABSOLUTELY correct!!!

I was in San Antonio last summer and (thank you Lord!!!) wandered into Cha Cho's. It is F'n HEAVEN. You MUST go there. Sell your house, car and children, buy a plane ticket and go!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 10, 2000 at 18:20:41 (PDT)

Had the wild ride back in to Tucson moonsoon style. The kind of airplane trip that makes you think twice about flying next time. I went straight to a local Mexican eatery and got me some cadillac margeriatas and a burritoe. It's good to be home!!!!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 11, 2000 at 11:58:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hi gang,

Here is the info for RakeFest 2000:When:Friday September 29 through Sunday October1Where:
LasVegasRecommendedHotel:Tropicana Las Vegas. Rates are$145-$165 per night, Friday and Saturday; $59 -$79 Sunday. This was aboutthe cheapest hotel we could find on the central Strip. Of course, you canstay wherever the hell you want.Doc Buys Dinner:Saturday night Sept. 30, 6:00 pm, TheTop of theWorld Restaurant at the Stratosphere Tower. Reservations have beenmade. No t-shirts, cutoffs or "tattered clothing." Sunset is at6:25. This should be way cool.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 12, 2000 at 15:59:07 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Doc buys dinner? I just may have to go...
Oh, and check the link to preview what will surely be the hot christmas gift this year.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 12, 2000 at 19:15:55 (PDT)

I'll be at rakefest in spirit. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 13, 2000 at 20:32:26 (PDT)

So the ppl with tattered clothing go naked, doc?????


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday,August 13, 2000 at 21:15:10 (PDT)

Fine by me, I was justreciting what the reservations lady said on the phone. I guess them English would show up naked if they let 'em.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 01:08:19 (PDT)

IRC is being a bitch. I can go on b/c of evil users that are stupid and ruin everone elses fun. Anyways, I"m going to be gone to Tahoe for the next five days, so if i can't get back on before then, this is my goodbye.
And for some reason, my Dad has temporarily moved to Texas b/c of his work *pokes ppx*
I'll be back on the 19th oe 20th, I think.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 08:58:51 (PDT)

I got a check for some pocket cash in the mail yesterday for my granddad. Now, is it just me, or did my grandfather make a huge mistake in sending me $1000? Not that I'm complaining or anything, but me and four digits of dollars? How chaotic does that sound?
Only a very small portion of it may go toward books for college. As for the rest... Unabomber, eat your heart out.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 13:11:05 (PDT)

i would spend all of it on pot and some munchies. but mostly pot, yeah pot.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 17:25:37 (PDT)

naw spend it on some beer and hookers for the dorm you will be sure to be popular!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 19:09:27 (PDT)

But I don't live in the dorm!
Well, not unless I supply the beer and hookers for a frat that's piss-drunk already. They'd be sure to give me an honorary Greek title. (But knowing my luck, it would mean something like "toilet-scrubber" in English.)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 19:46:21 (PDT)

Ok...
WHO broke the main page?

It wasn't me... this time.



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 14, 2000 at 22:51:31 (PDT)

Deal is, the Home Page is being bombarded by someone continously downloading it minus any of the graphics -- over 5000 times a day at this point. I have no idea why. I have written to my webhost about it.

Whatever it is, it's sucking up a lot of bandwidth, and I'm only alloted so much a day. I have been "shutting off" the home page from time to time for this reason, so that the Churn and the GFY page may live. There's really not much on the Home Page of any interest to the outside world anyway, and it only gets 150 legitimate visits a day anyway.

All this will be solved in a week or two, when I switch this domain over to an unlimited-bandwidth server. Until then, the Home Page will only be working sporadically. Live with it.

Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 at 12:49:08 (PDT)

I see dead links!


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 at 13:14:05 (PDT)

Okay, that attack is over. The nice folks at best.com showed me how to deny access to certain IPs. Someone at 64.244.19.100 was doing a Denial of Service attack. Now I know how to stop this sort of shit in the future.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 15, 2000 at 23:58:55 (PDT)

A Greek title may not be the best thing in a Frat house if you get my drift. Perhaps you can just supply hookers and beer for one hell of a party.

Doc...so Amish guy with a puter trying to shut the page down?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 11:45:00 (PDT)

Pock supplying them for a party. Beer and hookers for myself would be better. Instead of me bringing them down there, whoever wants to be laid up and laid out can just come up here for them. I just let them know about it. If they don't come, hey, more for me. Thanks Grandpa!

Wonder who'd be trying to take down the page anyway?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 14:01:16 (PDT)

Hey Sour...check the shitlist...the line for "who wants to damage ARF?" starts there


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 18:42:27 (PDT)

/me looks at the Shitlist

I see socially dead people!

Wonder if it's really one of them who tried?


A Butter Patty from: Wanderer
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 20:33:25 (PDT)

Do you people live on the second floor, confined to a wheelchair in a building with no ramps or elevator.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 22:05:58 (PDT)

No but we feel your pain Wanderer and we could hook you up with another wheelchair bound dipshit...Tacki if youre watching we may have found you a mate


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 16, 2000 at 22:52:30 (PDT)

my name is luka.... i live on the second floor


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 17, 2000 at 20:16:56 (PDT)

I live on a huge rock hill with no hope of pizza delivery if that's close enough. Try doing wheelchair races down the twisting roads that make up my driveway. Then we'll talk.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 18, 2000 at 12:58:06 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

LMGDMFSOBAO! (Sli-bone, you kill me!)

Wheelchairs, hookers, Rakefests, recreational chemistry, shitlists, automated access abuse hostilities, tattered clothing, naked Englishmen, Greek letters, keyboards, squirrel nuts, AND Cha Cho's Mexican food? That's the Churn I know and love...

"I feel so good, I'd like to punch somebody right in the nose!" -
E. G. Robinson in LITTLE CAESAR

This morning, I had a most disturbing "fatigue" nightmare, a variation of the one I always have, this episode featured me and my beloved gangster brother, Kyle, in a messy, Tupac-style, Las Vegas confrontation with some most unsavory and FRIGHTFULLY overarmed ASSHOLES, I woke up shaking like a leaf, and suddenly, I hear "WOOOO-HOOO!", which is the signal that someone has just typed "ppx" in #Amish_Rake_Fight. Well, it turns out its Frac, and she tells me some really good news about some "siblings", (no, I won't spill the beans now, I want to let her tell y'all herself), but it was VERY GOOD news, and it put a nice happy glow over the top of my MOST UNPLEASANT dream scenario. Thank you, Frac, I needed that. (Oggie - wtg, g!) (Dom - check out Kyle... brats can be fun, especially if YOU'RE one of them! haha)

Vegas gives me the "Tupac Hee-Bee-Gee-Bee's", which I guess is a lot better than the "Tacki TT-Bee-Gee's", if you think about it... even if you don't think about
it...

Message For 64.244.19.100: K-Pac has got your number, biyatch!



A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 18, 2000 at 21:17:08 (PDT)

You didn't forget to yell "Yippie-ki-yay, Motherfucker!" while shooting off the overarmed assholes, didja?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 18, 2000 at 23:41:44 (PDT)

Well, if you havn't already guessed...Oggie and I are going to have a baby!
If the idea of combining our gene pools scares any of you, you are not alone. None the less, we are very happy and excited.
We just found out last night, and I couldnt wait to tell ppx. I am glad it made you smile. We not only get a new bundle of joy, but Oggie gets a designated driver for at least a year.
You will probably not see much of me because this whole thing makes me very tired. Once the baby is born, and I am home from work, you will tire of me in no time.
Thank you all for your well wishes...

off to bed....

frac


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 18, 2000 at 23:46:26 (PDT)

Oh yeah....

Yippie-ki-yay, Motherfucker!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 06:44:15 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm still a political prisoner in internal exile in the Ghoulash Archipelago. However, I'm making the State uncomfortable with my political activities. I believe that I will be released in a short time. I am moving out of my current quarters to escape the wiles of the Lactating Crack Whore. She is an operative of the State Terror. She will be foiled by Mugtoe Jones, The Ace of Spades.

oxoxoxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 07:49:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

You mean you gotta Mezkin joint that's open 24hours? fukme, I'm on my way.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 08:35:13 (PDT)

CONGRATULATIONS Frac and Oggie!!!!!!!!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 09:38:32 (PDT)

can we start the name the baby contest?


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 20:41:38 (PDT)

is this gene pool like a wranglers and a off brand gene mix ?

Congrats Frac and Oggie, may be it will be twins and we can have two name the baby contests.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 20:56:55 (PDT)

Agh... then what would we do if it were septuplets? Make a game show out of it and air it right after the Millionaire show?

"Who Wants to Name a Kid?"

Regis Philbon would shit.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 20:59:19 (PDT)

Then again, it might encourage Bill Cosby to make a comeback as the host.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 19, 2000 at 22:24:19 (PDT)

way to go gwizz! woohoo! ...and shit.




congrats Frac+Oggi best wishes


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 20, 2000 at 05:50:24 (PDT)

: )


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 20, 2000 at 12:01:13 (PDT)

my vote is for, of course 'froggi'.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 21, 2000 at 00:26:03 (PDT)

i know you guys want to name it after me thats cool.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 21, 2000 at 04:06:12 (PDT)

Little Frankie....


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 21, 2000 at 13:58:43 (PDT)

yeah see that sounds good


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 21, 2000 at 18:58:19 (PDT)

Thank you.. Thank you.. Again.. I THANK YOU!! (William Shatner)



A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 09:02:47 (PDT)

Hi gang,

Sorry about the server being down lately, but the GFY page was chosen "Suprise Site of the Day" by voyeurweb.com. It got over 6000 hits yesterday. Assuming they change the site daily, the onslaught should be over around noon today.

When you get the "Sorry" message, remember you can usually get here right after the top of the hour.

We should be on a new server in a week or so, ending these bandwidth problems forever.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 13:28:00 (PDT)


Mwa ha ha!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 13:29:31 (PDT)


Damn HTML... oh well.
Again, Mwa ha ha!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 at 13:32:35 (PDT)

... Damn XOOM.
Oh well... it was supposed to be a fake award called the "Big Cock Award", with this rooster on the left side. It said, "Everyone loves a cock!"
Note to self: Make sure your Web Space Provider isn't anal about image linking before doing an IMG SRC.
Now I know what to do with all this gunpowder.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 00:43:06 (PDT)

:-(


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 03:41:23 (PDT)

*fractious wipes a tear from Pale's face*
There, there....


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 24, 2000 at 15:55:58 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Thanks, fractious. You'll make a fine mom.
(Note: above link is in no way frac related! It just sorta seemed bitterly funny to me... my mind's not right.)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, August 25, 2000 at 21:44:09 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Name the baby Mugtoe, dammit. It's a fine name and gender-neutral. I'll volunteer my services as godfather to the blessed child. I don't want to be forced into surrogate fatherhood to some lesbian couple in order to ensure the continuation of my name.

oxox


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 08:48:44 (PDT)

The Tropicana sucks. Avoid avoid avoid. We were supposed to be there for a week, and left Vegas after two days. It was horrible. Everybody in Vegas that I talked to said it was probably going to be the next one torn down, and the employees sure act like it.
Mandalay Bay is much better, and if you need cheap rooms, Circus Circus is the cheapest in town. Remember to get "rated" for your gambling (it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, the rating system doesn't even take it into account), and you probably won't have to pay for your room anyway.

Binion's downtown has the best odds, and is the most popular with the locals. That's what really counts.

Ed


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 09:22:14 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I don't believe it, I was just thinkin' 'bout you, Bass Monsteur, and now you in da house!

::: for bass heads ::: Tony Levin's website ::: www.papabear.com :::



A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 10:55:32 (PDT)

Mandalay Bay costs $300 a night.

The tower we're staying in at the Tropicana was just remodeled.

Anyone is welcome, like it says, to stay wherever the hell they want.

We chose the Tropicana in part because it appears to have a killer pool. I didn't draw the name of the hotel out of my ass.

Everyone's a fucking expert on travel. I had someone say "Oh, let me talk to so and so, they will get you a way better rate." Did I ever hear from her again? Of course not.

I'm just real sure that when I go to the front desk and say "I'd like to be rated for gambling" that I'll get a free room.

If you're not going, it's none of your fucking business anyway.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 12:38:13 (PDT)

(insert scream.wav here)
was that the ghost of assholes past? Thanks for scaring that one off, babe


A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Saturday, August 26, 2000 at 13:07:48 (PDT)


Dolly

Beloved family member
9/1991 - 8/26/2000
We'll miss you



A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 27, 2000 at 01:37:04 (PDT)

okok, im finally going away to burning man, and yes i do have enough soup!!! I'll be back on the 3rd, but since this little young one has to go to school, it might be a while. Have fun in vegas all of you. and do somthing funny to an elvis impersonator!


A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, August 27, 2000 at 20:34:33 (PDT)

Ed? Was that you?


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 01:00:46 (PDT)

Sorry about Dolly...
:-(


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 10:41:31 (PDT)

"Your choice of hotel sucks"
-4 Psychologists' results from 6 hours of analysis to come up with one line that would send Doc into fucking orbit LOL..



A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 10:43:00 (PDT)

I am not even going to touch the cat.



A Butter Patty from: Doc
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 11:24:52 (PDT)

It's not the line so much as whom it came from: Someone who turned their nose up at us all several months ago. I have no doubt that the Tropicana sucks, as Ed also sent an e-mail that went into more detail. He should have stuck with that instead of adding a ham-handed post. As for Dolly, she's already dead, so no black eye will be forthcoming.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 17:02:35 (PDT)

Ok.. Ok...
I've been quiet about this Vegas thing on the Churn to long, well I have been gone for a week too. I'll agree with Doc on this one. Stay where the fuck you want to. Hell, its Las Vegas, yo shouldn't be spending that much time in the room to begin with. All I did was sleep and bathe. Of course, I suspect some of the Rakefest 2000 participants will be engaged in other activities, but, once again, I don't believe the room will play into that equation much anyhow.

I've said my peace.. let it rest, and to those going to Rakefest... Have a GREAT time.

Oh, also, it looks like I just won an Auction for a webcam (I think.) Watch out ladies, here comes CrotchMan!!! j/k



A Butter Patty from: sharkbait
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 18:00:47 (PDT)

Hola folks! Luna is alive and well and desperate for a new hard drive since hers bit the big one. Maybe I'll go door to door and sell goatmilk fudge in her honor to buy her a new one..


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, August 28, 2000 at 18:44:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Here's a great site I found today that rates the Las Vegas Hotels.
Ironically, the Tropicana is rated pretty damn high -- IF you want a nice pool, and stay in the Paradise Tower, and remember that you should never gamble or eat on the Strip, but downtown instead, all of which is exactly what some of us had planned in the first place.
Having said that, the Flamingo Hilton looks even better -- great pool, nice rooms, good price, etc., and I've stayed there before. Some of you may remember my story about a brush with a chick with Down Syndrome at that very hotel.
Anyway, it's (almost) never too late to cancel a room reservation, so if you're planning on going, hit the website above. Informative reviews and pretty funny.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 09:28:23 (PDT)

Well the good news is that Mongo and Sugar are planning on coming too...so this time you'll have someone to translate for you, honey.
Oh and Mongo...we will advance you 4 steps in the pyramid breakfast scheme if you can snatch one of the penguins for me in the wildlife preserve. I'll even bring sardines for bait.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 12:17:56 (PDT)

snatch


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, August 29, 2000 at 23:22:23 (PDT)

Sorry about Dolly :(


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 31, 2000 at 07:22:54 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

SLi,

You know what I want from Vegas for a souvenir now. :o)

Call me, puddinhead. Well, don't call me puddinhead, but call me, puddinhead. Got that, Punkin? Call me at work or somethin. You scamp.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, August 31, 2000 at 10:44:58 (PDT)

they wont let us bring the cute male escorts out of vegas honey, and besides there is only enough room for the penguin in my carry on. :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, September 01, 2000 at 06:31:23 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

call me anyway, and I'll tell ya what I really want.

oxoxoxox


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