April '97

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A Butter Patty from: Nishlord
on Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 15:30:08 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

YES! I have the first post of the month! Heh heh heh....everytime you load this page, you'll stare at my name...read this shitty churn over and over...ha ha HAAAAAAAAH! Ha ha ha ha HAAAAAA! Fame! I'm gonna live FOREVER! And consider yourself damn lucky I didn't this churn...

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: Nishlord
on Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 15:34:53 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

NO! I COCKED IT UP! Now every time I log onto this bastard page I will be reminded that I can't do HTML...take it DOWN! DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!
Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: RpmQ
on Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 21:46:28 (PST)

HEY XAXX!!! APRIL FOOLS!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 19:33:21 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

If you are annoyed at having to scroll to the bottom of the page every time you visit the Churn, use the bookmark http://www.amishrakefight.org/churn/#addpost. This will take you straight to the bottom of the page.
Not only is this more convenient for frequent visitors to the Churn, but it will, apparently, save Nishlord a lot of embarrassment this month.
I thank you.


A Butter Patty from: bonkeydalls
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 06:59:23 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Thanks doc for the anchor! now i don't EVER have to read what anybody else has to say, and can just post my silly stuff that nobody but me ever laughs at.
y'all are web-desiging gods..I'm gonna get a bad haircut and castrate myself and hang out in your living room, drinking all of your Absolut.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 08:44:13 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey bonkeydalls.....I go for a genderless blob such as yerself!! Especially one with a preference for the best damn Vodka on Planet Earth! Yes sir....those Swedes reign supreme.....gonna take them ALL with when the Motha Ship comes to collect us. I'm suddenly in the mood for some Rick James. Strange.
*The Candster will brb...makin pudding for that bonkeydall...all msg's saved.*


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 09:05:18 (PST)

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I'm telling you all early so you can hurry and go get me something.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 12:58:53 (PST)

Well, it has been awhile since I've churned out a post. You think with all that bopping I've done in the ARF I'd have more butter to how for it. Ah well, I digress.
I just wanted everyone to know that bananas run supreme in my life, Rob's Miata isn't working out as he originally planned, Fitzie is a lusty young lad, and Billy doesn't know how to share blankets. (If this doesn't start a few rumors, I haven't done my job correctly ;) )
Love ya all
lisa


A Butter Patty from: You figure it out
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 18:09:42 (PST)

Rob's Miata isn't working out: He hasn't got laid yet?

Fitzie is a lusty young lad: Stop the presses!

Billy doesn't know how to share blankets: Hell, the poor guy's never had the opportunity! He'll figure it out eventually: Make her sleep on the floor, or put her back in her pen.


A Butter Patty from: Little_Bo_Peep
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 20:23:47 (PST)

Not tonite Billyz. I've got a headache, and frankly, the flock is just a wee bit tired of freezin their little tails off.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 04, 1997 at 21:46:39 (PST)

well dammit how's a guy suposed to keep warm if he gives the blanket away???

HUH??!?!?!


tell me that!!!!!


BillyZ

where's my tacos??


A Butter Patty from: Nishlord
on Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 09:38:57 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

Today is another sad, sad day in the history of my motherland, Amish brethren and sistren.

Yes, on behalf of #ARF I had a fiver on the Grand National on a 150-1 shot called Spuffington. But fie! The race was cancelled cos the IRA thought it would be a good idea to bomb the racetrack, and 60,000 racegoers and drunken Scousers had to be evacuated while they exploded the bombs. They're still out there now, waiting to be let back in so they can collect (or steal) their cars.

Those Fenian bastards! They can bomb London all they want (my "I was nearly blown into a thousand pieces by the IRA' story available on request), but when they stop the British Housewife having ten bob each way on Red Rum or whatever horse has a name that reminds them of the royal family (like 'Jug-Eared Twat', 'Anorexic Fashion Victim', or 'Inbred Parasite'), then by the Lord Harry, that's when Lord Nish of Webbington has to stand up and say 'No More'!

So think about that when you're watching Brad Pitt or some other mewling popinjay pretending to fight for the IRA on the silver screen.
I'm off now - to try and make a difference to this ball of accumulated filth they call 'Earth'...

Nishlord, shaking his fist in anger at the whole sordid affair


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 09:57:40 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

And check this out! It's just been on the news that the coppers aren't letting ANYONE back in the racetrack to get their cars til tomorrow! man...fancy having to spend the night homeless in Liverpool...I went there once, it was shut....
Nishlord, still feeling baity about things


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 14:39:43 (PST)

Hey Rob,

If you're going to be tooling about in a red convertible, you should really have this link.


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 23:14:59 (PST)

Happy birthday on the fourth , discoqueen! I miss you! If you don't know who this is, it's me . Remember....." I'm retarded!"


A Butter Patty from: discoqueen
on Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 14:17:10 (PDT)

CHISKA!!!!!!!!! I miss ya so much, hon!! I'm glad ya found the churn.....now you just need to download mirc!


A Butter Patty from: sugarmagnolia1
on Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 20:48:28 (PDT)

Discoqueen, I told you "I'm retarded"... and I mean it too. My bro. and I have been going CRAZY trying to figure this computer stuff out. I just want to get into Amish rake fight room. Is that so wrong? He says we have down loaded mIRC What do I do? Does anyone have any ideas to help out this poor retared girl?


A Butter Patty from: fractious
on Tuesday, April 08, 1997 at 08:56:49 (PDT)

Just a note to let everyone know it is National Poetry Month...I wonder if Ill ever have a pic to use here....hmmm. Doc?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 08, 1997 at 15:06:10 (PDT)

Anyone who wants their pic on the ARF Home Page can just e-mail me one. I will edit and size, etc.


A Butter Patty from: fractious
on Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 00:15:18 (PDT)

In seceret we met
In silence we grieve


A Butter Patty from: fractious
on Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 00:19:56 (PDT)

In secret we met-
In silence I grieve
That thy heart could forget,
Thy spirit decieve,
If I should meet thee
After long years,
How should I greet thee?-
with silence and tears.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 10:33:09 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Just a slight question, brethren...


Am I the first person to churn out a post stark bollock naked in the open air? And if so, do I get a prize?


Nishlord, with deep cris-cross gouges in his arse that don't look very alluring


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 15:07:27 (PDT)

Nishlord: Not even close.

Frac: I'd rather have silence and BEERS. Thanks.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 22:18:28 (PDT)

WhooHoo!!!! I feel like a hot shot now! Look at me, with a pic on the home page. Thanks Doc.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 05:19:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

2500

WWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! another milestone in AMISH Land History jus thought u would like to know.SPAZZ


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 05:22:10 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

2500

WWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! another milestone in AMISH Land History jus thought u would like to know.SPAZZ i think it needed my face here too...... hehhhehhehhehhe


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 05:22:27 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

2500

WWWWWOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! another milestone in AMISH Land History jus thought u would like to know.SPAZZ i think it needed my face here too...... hehhhehhehhehhe


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 10:23:34 (PDT)

Is it me, or is Brennon studdering?


A Butter Patty from: frac. gi f
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 18:44:46 (PDT)

Am I the only one around here celebrating National Poetry Month? Sheesh, and you all sound so dang poetic on #ARF. What's a girl to do?

Eating Poetry ~ Mark Strand 1934

Ink runs from the corners of my mouth.
There is no happiness like mine.
I have been eating poetry.

The librarian does not believe what she sees.
Her eyes are sad
and she walks with her hands in her dress.

The poems are gone.
The light is dim.
The dogs are on the basement stairs and coming up.

Their eyeballs roll,
their blond legs burn like brush.
The poor librabrian begins to stamp her feet and weep.

She does not understand.
When I get on my knees and lick her hand,
she screams.

I am a new man.
I snarl at her and bark.
I romp with joy in the bookish dark.



A Butter Patty from: Flunky
on Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 19:40:00 (PDT)

"Dogs and books" poetry. Swell. Anyone have any "Dogs and women" poetry?
Thanks,
Flunky


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 11, 1997 at 18:28:42 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

A TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POEM
Grab a 10p piece

Get on your BMX or bike

Make a beeline to your local shop and tell the man you'd like

Some Super Crunchies!

They come in six delicious flavours

Super Crunchies!

They;re the snacks to savour

Super Crunchies!

They're the snack for me

Cos a snack of Super Crunchies only cost 10p!


Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 14:29:20 (PDT)

I love to churn out posts
Oh YES indeed I do
But while I type this out to you
I'm looking for my left shoe.

It's not by my cd of Beethoven's Sonata
It's not behind the stove
Oh YES! I left it in Rob's Miata
When he drove
Me to get Super Crunchies....only 10p!!!!!
The Candster

I love National Poetry month as much as I love the shite Brits pass off as "snack food". In 6 delicious flavours, no less.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 18, 1997 at 22:29:44 (PDT)

:o( shit.. I am SO sorry ppls.. I was tryin to improve the churn, just throw in another lill security feature.. and well.. I forgot a lill damn " LOL so anyway.. if you can see this.. then that means all is well.. will you find it in your heart to forgive me? ;o)

see ya ll in the barn..

BillyZ
p.s. Skewl sux my ass


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 10:03:37 (PDT)

Thanks Billy! All is forgiven.
BTW: Cowpie-throwing contest tonight, Main Barn, ARF. Target: Billy.


A Butter Patty from: frac's kid
on Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 10:49:18 (PDT)

Dominic wanted to post his favorite Shel Silverstein poem, for National...well you know the rest.


THE EDGE OF THE WORLD
Columbus said the world is round?
Don't you believe a word of that.
For Ive been down to the edge of the world,
Sat on the edge where the wild wind whirled,
Peeked over the ledge where the blue smoke curls,
And I can tell you, boys and girls,
The world is FLAT!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 12:51:20 (PDT)

Wow the page loaded up so fast:) And yet still again i have nothing to post, Oh well time for a nap anyways:)


Fitziepooh
fitzie.gif


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 17:04:31 (PDT)

Just cuz I can!!!!!


A Butter Patty from: Delroy
on Sunday, April 20, 1997 at 00:03:50 (PDT)

That Strand poem was great.


Uh . . . that's all.



A Butter Patty from: discoqyeen
on Sunday, April 20, 1997 at 14:54:52 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

this is the place where you can register to win a *free* 56k modem.....
(winning stuff rules!!!)


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 02:45:02 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

YOUR CHANCE TO VOTE IN THE MOST MONUMENTAL POLITICAL EVENT THIS MONTH. IN BRITAIN.


Yes, Brothers and Sisters, as well you know it's Election time in the UK, and man, am I excited! Every time I think about the First Past The Post system, or the Europe question, I just have to rub myself up against a bus shelter.


But I feel so guilty, friends. I see me on the inside, revelling in the baccanalian splendour of those two stag-like trojans Tony Blair and John Major locking horns and fighting to the death like two well-oiled mastadons...and I see you, my comrades, on the outside looking in like Dickensian urchins, not being able to partake in the japery.


Well, I can't stand for it! As a token of my esteem, I am offering up my vote - yes, the very thing generations before fought and died for, Goddammit - to you, the #ARF massive. Either e-mail me or cast your vote right here, and you can have a say in the future of Britain. As if you bastard Americans haven't got us by the cobblers enough already...


Here are the candidates for Richmond Park, my constituency...


THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY

Currently in power. Cheating lying bastards, who if I had my way, would be roused from their beds at 4am, marched naked through the streets, and then be forced to have sex with Alsatians on live TV - preferably before the lottery numbers. They are SCUM, and I swore on my dear Grandpa's deathbed I would never vote for them. Please don't make me...


THE LABOUR PARTY

The left-wing party of the people, or at least they were until Tony Blair became leader. Now they're about as radical as Casey Kasem. Taken over by utter ponces with filofaxes, they're basically promising the same as the Tories. Tony Blair is a big smiley buffoon who would probably pull his pants down and run across a busy traffic junction if it meant getting a vote or two. They have absolutely no chance winning my constituency.


THE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS

Traditionally the party of jumper-wearing beardies. Would you believe that John Cleese presents their Party Political Broadcasts?


THE REFERENDUM PARTY

Bunch of rich elderly nutters who are convinced that entry into Europe will spell the end of Dear Old England, and we will be swamped by the Filthy Frog and the Contemptable Hun. Potential Militia members and conspiracy theorists should put your cross here.


So, why wait? Cast that vote NOW! I'm off to thrash my bare arse with a coathanger whilst watching old reruns of Question Time, so bye.


Big Up,

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 09:34:38 (PDT)

Well well well.... I'd like to welcome you to the latest episode of SIGHTINGS. It seems that we have a new phenomenon haunting the barn: Spectre, the friendly ghost hunk. SIGHTINGS has decided to investigate this new apparition. According to eye witnesses, Spectre was last seen on the ARF on Saturday, April 19. He allegedly also posseses a balanced personality which makes SIGHTINGS wonder what the hell he was doing on ARF. (Yeah, we're ALL levelheaded over in the barn.) What SIGHTINGS finds most interesting about this haunting is that actual pictures have been taken. However, there is no proof as to the authenticity of them. If you have any information about Spectre, the friendly ghost hunk OR have a sighting to report, please do no hesitate to churn out a post and make us all jealous ;)
hee hee hee
I'm such a little devil
lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 10:04:25 (PDT)

Maidenice: BACK OFFA SPECTRE, bebe. I saw him first. He's mine.

(changing my nik to:)
The_Future_Mrs_Spectre `````````` (<---rice)


A Butter Patty from: Mandy Rice_Davies
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 10:16:55 (PDT)

Nishlord:
Cast your vote as All self respecting Brits have done since the dawn of time on this floating barge I rather call "My England". Vote for the man who looks best in a dress.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 11:53:46 (PDT)

hahahaha I'm just trying to help ya, Mrs. Spectre. If I should ever catch a haunting, I'll send him your way ;) Deal?
heh heh
lisa


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 13:53:07 (PDT)

Did someone forget to tell Nish that Americans choose not to vote?!?!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 17:05:34 (PDT)

Hey I voted Once, for the Damn Purple M&M that never pulled thru, Oh well I'll stick to the Green ones ;)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 21:54:22 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

And now I will attempt to put my latest movie review, along with my opinion of the UK election, into a form suitable for national poetry month.

bonkeydall's movie review - "The Frighteners" (1996, Michael J. Fox & Trini Alvarado)

Oh Trini
Oh Trini
Oh Trini
When I saw you in "times square" my thoughts
would have been considered pedophilic
Had I not been 12 at the time.
Oh Michael J.
Oh Michael J.
Oh Michael J.
Why the hell do you have that pretentious middle initial?
Oh Nishlord
Oh Nishlord
Oh Nishlord
When will you learn that the yanks know
less and rule more than any other people
on the planet?
The problem with us Yanks is that we're too apathetic. And we don't care!
Amen.


(here's the part of the poem that rhymes:)
Rob's got a
Miata
and that gif of Fractious
make me all horny


A Butter Patty from: I ain't telling
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 23:00:46 (PDT)

Candy-O`: stamp likes billyz?
stampP: i like him as a dad!


A Butter Patty from: and again...
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 23:03:33 (PDT)

Candy-O`: Billy's gonna love this. He'll think it's so "cute", stamp!
Candy-O`: he's 23.
stampP: Y he look damn old???


A Butter Patty from: and again...
on Monday, April 21, 1997 at 23:04:24 (PDT)

Candy-O`: Billy's gonna love this. He'll think it's so "cute", stamp!
Candy-O`: he's 23.
stampP: Y he look damn old???
stampP: and he has all beard and mustard arhhhhhhhhhhhh scary hehehe


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 06:56:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Candy-O`: Billy's gonna love this. He'll think it's so "cute", stamp!
Candy-O`: he's 23.
stampP: Y he look damn old???
stampP: and he has all beard and mustard arhhhhhhhhhhhh scary hehehe
Nishlord: Oh, shut up you whining Yanks...Some people are trying to sleep, don't y'know...


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 08:24:22 (PDT)

Billy You have mustard on your beard? The women said you were kinky, Oh well to each his own:)

Fitzie<---off like Rob's dirty convertible top


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 15:49:55 (PDT)

Aaaaaw shucks, BonkeyDalls. Thanks


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 16:03:09 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey...Its EARTH DAY!!! Go out and plant a tree or something for Christs sake!!! Pick up some trash...start a compost bin...SOMETHING!!!..oh..and look at the link.
*sigh* ok, Ill get down now



A Butter Patty from: RpmQ
on Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 19:23:14 (PDT)

Aww... Wud the Hack...


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 05:49:31 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

The state of the polls so far...

Conservative - 0
Labour - 0
Lib Dems - 0
Referendum Party - 0
Whoever Looks Good As A Transvestite - 1

This is not good, people. If this parlous state of affairs continue, I shall be forced to spoil my ballot paper - at the moment, I'm thinking of taking it to Brighton for the day, and treating it to a Nintendo 64 and a bottle of Coke with a straw in it. BTW, it's my birthday on election day, but that wasn't a hint. Honest.


Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 10:05:30 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey...just showing a client how to do a PROPERdatabase...
See y'all later...easy now,
Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 15:48:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Nish,
Anyone represented by John Cleese is all right by me. I would like to cast my vote accordingly.


A Butter Patty from: Christine Keeler
on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 16:01:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm casting my vote,
As you will note
For the party that rules
With the Monarchy's "Tools" !

Long Live the Conservative party! Let us keep the fine tradition of outlandish sex scandols, and sensible handbags! Sir Nishlord...hear the call of those Spice Grrls...make that vote count, bebe! Happy Birthday in advance......*x*



A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 17:42:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

HOW 'AS THE WORLD CHURNS' MADE MY NIPPLES THROB WITH GLEE


Check this out, brethren! I was at this design house today for a friend of a friend, for a second opinion of a bulletin board/database they were about to spend much cash on. After the bloke who was demonstrating it (some stuck-up twat who didn't know a text box from his arse) had left, I told 'em that his offering sucked the plums of the Horned One, and showed them this very page as an example of how to do the job properly.

Well, as you can imagine, they dropped to their knees and offered to nuzzle at my rosˇd pole...but I settled for a load of cash to do the job for them. Shitloads of contacts and freelance work now rain down on me like, er, rain.


So, to whoever did this page...Gawd bless yer, Guv'! You're a toff, an' no mistake!



on Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 17:42:47 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

HOW 'AS THE WORLD CHURNS' MADE MY NIPPLES THROB WITH GLEE


Check this out, brethren! I was at this design house today for a friend of a friend, for a second opinion of a bulletin board/database they were about to spend much cash on. After the bloke who was demonstrating it (some stuck-up twat who didn't know a text box from his arse) had left, I told 'em that his offering sucked the plums of the Horned One, and showed them this very page as an example of how to do the job properly.

Well, as you can imagine, they dropped to their knees and offered to nuzzle at my rosˇd pole...but I settled for a load of cash to do the job for them. Shitloads of contacts and freelance work now rain down on me like, er, rain.


So, to whoever did this page...Gawd bless yer, Guv'! You're a toff, an' no mistake!


Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 24, 1997 at 12:15:57 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Hey, sorry about the double post...it was late, I was mashed, etc etc. But anyway...I'm off to the pub now - anyone fancy an ale or two? I'll get the dry roasted peanuts in, and spread me coat over as many chairs as possible. Bring some fags though - the paper shop's shut and NO WAY am I paying £3.70 for 17 Marlboro Lights.

Big Up,

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 25, 1997 at 08:31:22 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'll take a pint of Stella.
You can't get Stella in the states -- I can't pronounce 'Artois' so, I'll just call it 'Stella'-- but I think it's the "Artois" that keeps the beer out of the States...
but at least our bars stay open after 11pm.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 25, 1997 at 11:55:07 (PDT)

Hey Gang;)

Hey my provider gives me 5mb of space for my own homepage, SO ummm Where do I begin? Who wants to help? Looking for hands.....Ok you there 3rd seat to the left, back row.....:) Ok so I'll be sitting right here waiting....Umm Ok i need to go to the bathroom, so when I get back let me know:) Cya all in the room tonight and or this weekend, and you all can give me suggestions on Where to start:)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 25, 1997 at 11:55:08 (PDT)

Hey Gang;)

Hey my provider gives me 5mb of space for my own homepage, SO ummm Where do I begin? Who wants to help? Looking for hands.....Ok you there 3rd seat to the left, back row.....:) Ok so I'll be sitting right here waiting....Umm Ok i need to go to the bathroom, so when I get back let me know:) Cya all in the room tonight and or this weekend, and you all can give me suggestions on Where to start:)

Fitzie


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 25, 1997 at 22:38:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Gee...I sure could use on of those *free* Rat"Shann" banners. I went to the place to get em...and there was this really mushy love story or something going on. I'm *Lost*. Can anyone spare a Rat"Shann" banner? Oh.....check out my new web page. It's gonna RAWK!!!
from: http://www.geocities.com/paris/leftbank/7926 :) :) :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 29, 1997 at 05:44:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Where the fuck ARE you?

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 29, 1997 at 11:12:19 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Oh riiiight..... I know why there's been no new posts since last weekend. You've all gone and formed a Death Cult without telling me, haven't you? You rottenBASTARDS! You've all gone off to top yourselves, probably teeing and a-heeing at me over in the corner, picking a scab off me knee. Well,I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.

Siiiigh... well, it's not the first time. Jim Jones sent me out for fish and chips, and when I got back, everyone was pegged out. And Doe, or Do, or whatever the fuck he called himself...he told me that Fergie was out on the street with a big sandwich board saying 'Lose Weight Now - Ask Me How' and handing out free balloons.

So...I hope you're all very PROUD of yourselves.

One day, God, we WILL meet...and I will KICK your ARSE!

Hmph,

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 29, 1997 at 14:19:30 (PDT)

Dear people and Nishlord,
Just wanted to pass along that the May edition of Wired magazine contains a lengthy but fascinating article about the Well. The parallels between the Well (which formed essentially the first, though crude, chat area and online "community") and our own history are somewhat astonishing, even though the Well was for San Franciscans, and our own membership ranges from ignorant southerners to innocent Thais to streetwise Limeys. Worth the cover price.
See you all on the spaceship,
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 01, 1997 at 01:49:35 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Happy Happy Birthday, NISHLORD !!!

A *Birthday Kiss* from the Candster :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 01, 1997 at 09:27:49 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Aw...ta very much, Candy...*blush*...y'all are hereby invited to my party tonight...consisting at the moment of me on the settee at 3am with a bottle of champagne and a spliff watching the election results. Heh heh heh...I've been waiting for this moment for 18 years, kids... come and bathe in the torment of the Tories...

Big Up,

Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: Joe McCarthy
on Thursday, May 01, 1997 at 18:22:04 (PDT)

Hmmm... Nishlord's birthday is on May 1st, which is also Communist Party Worker's Day, AND he claims to be celebrating the downfall of a right-wing government. Am I the only one who detects a pattern here?


A Butter Patty from: Mrs. Umm... Rosenberg
on Thursday, May 01, 1997 at 19:13:01 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Dear Mr McCarthy,
My husband and I noticed the same similarities.
Tickled *pink* to be on the same page, Joe.
E.Rosenberg


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, May 01, 1997 at 23:07:46 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Gee.....did you ever wake up, and think to yerself, God, I just look -different- or something?
I dunno........*shaking head*.........-The Candster


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 02, 1997 at 07:28:22 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

How's it feeling, Johnny?To be unemployed?Don't you feel that in your life There's now a gaping void?How you gonna fill your time?Do you answer vaguely?Sitting about on your arse all day Watching 'This Morning' with Richard Madeley?*Pardon me for gloatingBut I think it's kinda sweetThat while I'll be out working You'll be watching Sesame StreetAnd looking in the papers For jobs that don't existAnd looking for coins in the back of the coutch So you can go out to get pissedAnd go to interviews Where they make you wait all dayThen they tell you to fuck offIf you don't see things their wayWell I'm glad you're on the scrapheapWith all your Tory brothersSo now I'm off to get celebrateWith a few million others.*The UK version of Regis & Kathie Lee

See y'all on Tuesday, comrades...I'm off to me Mam's for the weekend...And yeah, Candy, the day I was born the Lord Mayor of Nottingham (a boozing pal of me Grandpa) said I would be the UK's first Communist Prime Minister...Easy now,Nishlord


A Butter Patty from: knife
on Friday, May 02, 1997 at 11:32:48 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Thanks for sharing that little unemployment ditty, Nishlord. It went a long way towards making _me_ feel like shit today, I don't mind telling you.

And, yeah, I have no cutesy little picture for an identity. So fuck me very much.


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 02, 1997 at 14:56:53 (PDT)

Um,
You can always submit one, Knifey.
Just trine ta help.
Doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, May 02, 1997 at 19:26:10 (PDT)

Damn, I start working and next thing I know I miss all the good stuff on the churn. *sniff*
Happy Belated Berfday, Nish. I'd send you a card but, well, I don't know your address. Kinda puts me off the hook in that respect, no? May your champagne bottle never run dry and may your hangover but accursed to your enemy. ;)

see ya bye
lisa


A Butter Patty from: knife
on Saturday, May 03, 1997 at 13:13:08 (PDT)

I know it, Doc. Allow a girl to seethe a little wouldya? hehe


A Butter Patty from: Dylan Thomas
on Saturday, May 03, 1997 at 21:06:56 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

On No Work Of Words

On no work of words now for three lean months in the
bloody
Belly of the rich year and the big poverty and craft:

To take to give is all, return what is hungrily given
Puffing the pounds of manna up through the dew to heaven,
The lovely gift of the gab bangs back on a blind shaft.

To lift to leave from the treasures of man is pleasing death
That will rake at last all currencies of the marked breath
And count the taken, forsaken mysteries in a bad dark.

To surrender now is to pay the expensive ogre twice.
Ancient woods of my blood, dash down to the nut of the seas
If I take to burn or return this world which is each man's
work.


A Butter Patty from: RpmQ
on Sunday, May 04, 1997 at 03:55:49 (PDT)

ok.. well I think national poetry month is over with by now...
So I am now proclaiming this month, national boob month!
:)


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