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A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 01, 2002 at 08:56:30 (GMT)

April showers and all that sort of stuff. I am off to hunt the great white turtle a rare albino turtle that lives among the sand of the great south west desert. If you are not careful it can deliver a terrible posion bite that will fester and make your skin trun to crud and fall off in chunks. Who knew turtle hunting was so dangerous. More dangerous then swiming naked across a lake or pond with dangly bits for those snapping turtles.

The great white turtle was first discovered in the 1920's by Dr. Ahab while searching the desert flora and fauna for evidence of the running snake. A snake with small legs that could propell it self forward at great speeds. The elusive turtle was only spotted on a few occasions and Dr. Ahab went mad in the heat in pursuit of his elusive prey.

Making this historic journey in to my back yard in search of the great white turtle in hopes of redeming Dr. Ahabs name will take a great amount of luck and timing as the turtle can only be spoted in the full moon taking in the lunar light to warm it's white turtle shell.

Good luck and God Speed to the rest of the team. Let us all hope we can find the great white on this trip in to the unknown.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 01, 2002 at 20:52:36 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

A little help in identifying your white albino snapping turtles.


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 01, 2002 at 22:46:14 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

look at the first then take a look at this: http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 01, 2002 at 22:48:14 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

ok try this one first then the second


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 at 04:34:33 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

a site for doc :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 at 06:04:10 (GMT)

Chicks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 00:32:36 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

look what I got this morning in response to the Turkie and Tacki Michael Bolton debacle


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 01:32:28 (GMT)

Baby look at those breasts


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 03:25:30 (GMT)

Wow, there's a whole book on how to sex chicks. Isn't there a magazine about that under the sink?


A Butter Patty from: AdmAckbar
on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 23:06:56 (GMT)

Just thought check in on the churn. I have not been here in ages. Hope you guys still remember me. Anyway Hi!! :)

Adm...


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 05, 2002 at 15:06:37 (GMT)

Spring Break is almost over :/


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 06, 2002 at 01:10:54 (GMT)

Hi back at ya Adm


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 08, 2002 at 20:10:55 (GMT)

God damn! Daytime TV sucks!


A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 08, 2002 at 23:49:18 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Watch the Christian shows, like Pastor Rod Parsley on Breakthrough, he's very popeye-x-like... eyeballs popping out of his skull... sweating bullets... screaming scriptures into an SM-58 that's clipping at the mixing board... they even have a cool Hammond B-3 and a 147 Leslie... or is that a real 122? Why would anyonee want to watch anything else?


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 02:03:32 (GMT)

Or you could just sleep all day. Maybe you'll have a really, really disturbing dream like I did this morning.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 18:55:30 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

As a matter of fact, I had a fucking nightmare during the day while Rod Parsley was playing on the TV, and all his ranting and raving was the text in my dream! Goddamn it was AWFUL, even for a maniac like me. That Christian bastard is evil. I can ignore him in real life, after all, its just a fantasy, right? But to hear that "annointing" and "gifts of the spirit" fascist bullshit in my dreams, i. e. reality, is a frightening and sickening WASTE OF TIME, therefore, I KNOW its evil. Bah!!!!

link above goes to page by Ron Isley's bond lawyer, search the page for "popeye-x" and you'll see where he linked my site for the Michael Bolton plagerism info


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 at 23:24:11 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I was noticing on Meet The Press, there's no room for "normal" murderers and rapists anymore.
ALL the news time is devoted to the killing in the Middle East and the pedophile priests in Boston, [the town, not the band.] Those MORE IMPORTANT murderers and rapists are all religion related.

search above link for "popeye-x" and you'll see how complete retardation wins over clever calculation every time


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 08:35:04 (GMT)

/me pulls up my chair next to Doc's couch pulls out a tape recorder and asks......tell me about this dream and does it have huge vaginas in it.. could be a vagina envy problem.... hummmm


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 19:14:28 (GMT)

Sometimes a hot dog bun is just a hot dog bun. ;)


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 09:11:00 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

speaking of hot dog buns


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 12, 2002 at 18:40:56 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Truth in advertising is not dead!


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 12, 2002 at 23:45:40 (GMT)

Once again Pale you have found something to make me laugh my ass off!!!!!

Damn the 17 minutes of talking about shit no one wants to listen to any more is worht the price alone.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 18:28:40 (GMT)

It has just come to my attention that oddly enough National Orgasm Day in Britain is July 31st.
I can't think of a better day to celebrate it can you, Doc?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 17, 2002 at 18:46:34 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Kurt, please don't take a nap in the front yard they will find you days later disoriented in the woods with up to 100 look alike Kurts all of you painted, bespectacled with cheap sunglasses and wearing macaroni jewelry.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 02:04:51 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

At the end of the interview, you will hear some kind of a signal that the interview is ending. "Well, I appreciate your time today" or "Well, you seem to be a good fit" or "Well, let me talk to some other people here and we'll get back to you." When you hear that, it is time to express interest in the position. Unless you are certain that you don't want the job, (and in that case, say nothing of your feelings), you need to tell the HA of your interest. Something like, "Well, this certainly sounds like a great position and I think I could do a good job at it. I'm very interested in continuing the interview process. Where do we go from here?" The likely answer is that they want to talk to others and will let your recruiter know where we go next. That answer is fine. If they ask of your availability for a face-to-face interview, congratulations!

I've always wondered what actually GETTING a job would feel like...

I'd even accept a front yard gig if it paid well...


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 03:26:06 (GMT)

Oh, uh... In case you don't know, new Unspeakably Stupid Story.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 12:36:12 (GMT)


Getting your yearly on July 31st, Sli?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 19, 2002 at 00:33:53 (GMT)

I wonder if I will ever put this quilt together.....hmmmm


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 19, 2002 at 22:16:48 (GMT)

Luna just take some digital pics of each square and knit it together on your puter it will be done before you know it!


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 02:55:45 (GMT)

Steve - what the hell is your email address? I'm planning a cross country trip that may or may not include a stop off in your neck of the woods, depending on whether or not you're interested in actually meeting me after chit-chatting with me off and on for 8 years, so email me or post something or whatever and i'll get a hold of you with some dates and specific information.

ROCK ON!!! (or off, if you prefer)

-dave

monkeys have taken over my cerebellum.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 03:22:46 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Saw this last Sunday and couldn't resist. Yer a hit at the Bryant-Lake Bowl on Lake St in Minneapolis, apparently.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 04:07:28 (GMT)

Someone seems to be implying that Luna is a Coke head.


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 20, 2002 at 15:49:17 (GMT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I knew there was somethin a bit sinister goin on there. check out the hatemail on this one.


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 00:02:04 (GMT)

old news doc


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 15:59:04 (GMT)

I thought you liked Orange Crush


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 04:43:45 (GMT)

Oh, those lady golfers.


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 23:28:01 (GMT)


Oh my God!
Who's idea was it to shape the trophy like a penis?!?!?!
Is this thier way of saying its a "Man's Sport"?


A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 24, 2002 at 23:41:44 (GMT)

Naw most of those LPGA ladies are serious dykes they will know how to use that trophey.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 02:12:41 (GMT)

Oh, I didn't notice the trophy -- I was referring to her freakishly small ears. Sexy in an elvish way.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 06:27:58 (GMT)

they modeled that after my big toe


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 16:53:32 (GMT)


Which explains why I now walk a little differently.


A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 25, 2002 at 23:44:58 (GMT)

A few weeks back, it seemed as if people were starting to come back, but now it is empty again...am I coming in at the wrong time? Did something change to turn everyone away?


A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 26, 2002 at 19:43:41 (GMT)

it was me, i kept running in the barn with my pants down yelling "everyone, look at my nuts". sorry bout that. i'm feeling much better now


A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 27, 2002 at 01:34:49 (GMT)

School is almost over....I will be able to stay up later and visit :)


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 00:23:22 (GMT)

Luna up all night..doing bad things


A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 at 17:49:01 (GMT)

I will alert the iVisit servers


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