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A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 01, 2000 at 03:38:12 (PST)

Does this make me the April Fool?

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 01, 2000 at 04:48:48 (PST)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm lurking around this site, but don't mind me. I'm incognito, I'm one of the flies on the Wall Of Flies On The Wall, but I'm different, I'm OFF The Wall, I kicked Pink Floyd cold turkey, too... Wait a sec... was it Pink Floyd or Red Buttons? I get those two mixed up. Who's that other colored guy who has a band? Black Sabbath? Or is it Clint Blackwood? One o' them "black" guys... Who's that punk band... Black Fag? I used to sniff roach spray with their lead singer, what's his name? R-O-L-A-I-D-S... Yeah, that's it, Henry Rolaids. I like that som-bitch, he's a good motherfucker. Knows how to HUFF! I hate amateurs who can't join me, and get behind a can of some alternative offbrand... you know... PAM, RAID, Febreze, Woolite, Listerine... the whole gamut of household huffing supplies. A lot of big rock stars are too conceited to cop a buzz off of cleaning fluid, and I think that's
so LAME!!!! I was huffin' on a can of mettalic blue down by the beach, and none other than Don Henley of the Eagles, walked by. I'd huffed to Hotel California enough to know not to say a word... I just gave him a knowing look... and offered him my bag, like a true-blue, sniffin' brother! I don't offer my bag to just ANYBODY, man!! Then the stuck-up rock star, Mr. Too Rich To Hang Out With The PEOPLE, that fucking ASSHOLE, Don
motherfucking Henley had the nerve to tell me, as he walked by with his thumb sticking up:

"I don't feel like it right now, Sniff Daddy, but thanks, I really appreciate the offer, dude...."

PPX: Wha... ? Say WHAT? I can't believe this! Hotel California use to our main huffing album, we used to sniff gallon cans of contact cement and listen to it over, and over, and over, and over, and over... We always assumed the lyrics were about glue. All the hidden clues were there, but now I find out its just an act, and the Eagles don't get as high as "Life In The Fast Lane" might suggest. I almost broke into tears, yelling as he walked away... "FUCK YOU, Henley! The Eagles have always sucked raw dog donkey lady dildos... since day ONE! You SUCK, you miserable piece of corporate rock bullshit!"

Then something happened that changed my life forever...

Don Henley turned around, and walked all the way back to to where I was. I was so happy! Finally I could tell my buddies I actually huffed a can of blue paint with Don Henley! I offered him my bag as he approached, but I don't think he took it, because it was still stuck to my hand when the EMS guys found me in the alley. Everybody said Henley must have cold cocked me, because I somehow picked-up a couple of freshly blackened eyes in the meantime, and my jaw was swollen, like a pork brisket out to here, but I didn't believe it about Don. No way. Henley couldn't possibly be able to kick MY ass, I'm streetwise, man, like a fly pimp! I've mugged busloads of tourists! Shit, I've lost count of how mny times one of 'em caught me off guard, and just beat the living snot out of me! Stole my spray paint, too! So don't try to tell me about Henley. He ain't got what it takes. I've been beat down by PLENTY of old ladies badder than Don suckhead Henley. That punk motherfucker can't even huff on a bag of good spray, much less knock the wind out of THIS old streetwise play-yuh... (huff, huff)

P. S. april fool!

*sigh-x*

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 03, 2000 at 09:26:46 (PDT)

OK, I am a hockey freak now!

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 04:36:51 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Sorry PPX but I still own the nick InCoGNit0
hehe

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 11:40:21 (PDT)

I think I am just a freak......

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 11:44:25 (PDT)

Doh!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 05, 2000 at 14:08:38 (PDT)

I LOVE SPAM!!!!!!!

To: WI Catreqs

>Without your name and address we are unable to assist you with your problem.
>The obscene language is not appreciated or necessary.
>Thank you,
>Teresa Smith

Hey Teresa I have been spamed by you for the last year and that is how long I have been asking to be taken off your god damn list. So if I use obscene language tough if you had taken me off the list the first 20 or so times I asked nicely we would not be at this point. It's the fucking email address!!!! Geez does any one have a brain there?
>
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>> From: ejbunny@pop.erols.com[SMTP:ejbunny@pop.erols.com]
>> Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2000 1:53 PM
>> To: Catalog The Company Store
>> Subject: HEY MORONS!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> PERHAPS ONE OF YOU CAN GET UP AND WALK THIS OVER TO THE ASSHOLE WHO CAN
>> NOT
>> GET MY NAME AND ADDRESS OFF YOUR FUCKING SPAM LIST? HMMMM?
>>
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>> HEY YOU FUCKING MORONS THIS IS HARASSMENT FIRST OF ALL I HAVE TO ASKED YOU
>> FUCKED UP CHEESE HEADS TO GET ME OFF YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP SPAM LIST AND
>> BELIEVE ME I HAVE ASKED MORE THEN ONCE. BUT NOW I AM GOING TO REPORT YOUR
>> FUCKING ASSES TO WHOM EVER I CAN. YOU AND YOUR WEB MASTER MAKE BILL
>> CLINTON
>> LOOK LIKE A NON PUSSY EATING SAINT. GET IT TAKE ME OFF YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER
>> FUCKING LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALREADY LOST ME AS A
>> CUSTOMER. YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS LICKERS. OH YOU DON'T LIKE THE LANGUAGE
>> YOU SHOULD OF TAKEN ME OFF YOUR LIST THE FIRST FIVE TIMES I ASKED AND NOT
>> WAITED UNTIL I GOT TO THIS POINT. STUPID FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
>>
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>> UNFUCKINGSUBSCRIBE THIS ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DO YOU GET IT
>> NOW MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!?????????!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME OFF THE FUCKING
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>> LIST!!!!
>>

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 05, 2000 at 18:41:07 (PDT)

What are you saying, Alice?
;)

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 05, 2000 at 20:57:09 (PDT)

Is something bothering you EJ????
Don't hold back.. talk to us.
We are all friends here :)

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 08:11:26 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I sympathize with your plight, Alice, and that's why I've resolved to help a few people, and change a whole lotta lives. I'm sending an email with the above URL to Al Gore, (inventor of the Internet), and his blow buddy, George W. Bush, (the first presidential candidate named George Bush with a "W" in his name), and you have my personal guarantee that this SPAM problem will be solved by Jan. 2001, and if its NOT, please go HERE.

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 12:02:03 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

A touching tale for children and adults awaits you...

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 16:01:16 (PDT)

Oddly enough, I am feeling like a sexually warped, chat freakazoid. Anyone else?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 16:48:14 (PDT)

Happy Belated birthday DiscoQueen!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 20:40:50 (PDT)

SHAZAM! thanky sweetie!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 07, 2000 at 10:43:56 (PDT)

Oh my god!!!! We missed a chance for a party. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY MRS. DQ!!!!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 07, 2000 at 13:47:25 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

now it's time for the late night orgy's to get really interactive!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 07, 2000 at 16:54:31 (PDT)

OMG Billy! Man, how can I explain this software to Dave????

;)

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 07, 2000 at 17:04:02 (PDT)

Damn, no Mac version.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 08, 2000 at 07:20:36 (PDT)

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 08, 2000 at 11:55:56 (PDT)

I think the whole objective of that is to have one less thing on your hands...or at least in them.
and I second Doc's emotion...damn no Mac version...sigh...back to the vibrating cell phone.
Doc honey page me about 4 more times ;p

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 08, 2000 at 14:24:31 (PDT)

Greetings from Florida! The land of fruits and nuts.....and old, blue haired, ladies driving Caddilacs way to slow everywhere. "The Sunshine State" but it rains every day. I'm suing the Florida Bureau of Tourism for false advertising.

I JUST SPENT 3 HOURS DETAILING MY FUCKING CAR AND IT RAINED RIGHT AFTERWARD! WTF?

Okay I feel much better. I think I'm gonna go to the beach and watch all the gorgeous girls run around in half an ounce of fabric.

Toodles,

Your young, annoying channel regular,

VJ =)p

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 08, 2000 at 14:56:42 (PDT)

Umm is it just me or would that interactive orgy stuff kind of like be getting fucked over by Bill Gates...again ?! That is why there is no Mac version. I still say why is it always Billy who brings in the oil and orgies?

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 09, 2000 at 00:03:19 (PDT)

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 09, 2000 at 00:05:39 (PDT)

uh, that wasn't supposed to happen. I think i got thwarted by those xoom bastards. I must now take my own life. please forgive...

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 09, 2000 at 06:51:53 (PDT)

It was great seeing the channel have all the old regulars in it last nite. Its nice to be challenged by the speed of the conversation.

Loved seeing you all :)

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 10, 2000 at 19:47:11 (PDT)

Has anyone seen Mayte? Is she okay? Just checking.

I had a good time too, luna.

:)

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 11, 2000 at 23:53:39 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha! I noticed that some domain called http://www.askjesus.org was linking to our domain. What I found was a new twist on the Dialectizer. I plugged the URL for the Churn (http://www.amishrakefight.org/churn) into it, and nearly pissed my pants at the results.

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 13:52:36 (PDT)

....and the lamb doth layeth down next to the lion and say ye: let us doth party, annointing us with scented oils......

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 12, 2000 at 16:07:00 (PDT)

I FEEL JESUSIFIED

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 14:26:30 (PDT)

This will be of special concern to PPX, but the rest of you should know about it, too:

"Gnome Liberation Front Strikes Show

PARIS (Reuters) - The dormant Garden Gnome Liberation Front has sprung back to life, stealing around 20 gnomes during a night-time raid on a Paris exhibition.

``We demand...that garden gnomes are no longer ridiculed and that they be released into their natural habitat,'' the Front's Paris wing said in a statement following its weekend strike.

France's first garden gnome exhibition in the exclusive Bagatelle park on the outskirts of the capital opened last month and has been a hit with the public as chic Parisians develop a taste for kitsch culture.

The Garden Gnome Liberation Front vanished from the public eye in 1997 after a northern French court handed its ringleader a suspended prison sentence and fined him for his part in the disappearance of around 150 gnomes.

The only suspected sighting of the organization since then was a mass suicide of gnomes at Briey in eastern France in September 1998, when 11 of themwere found dangling by their necks under a bridge.

A letter found nearby said: ``When you read these few words we will no longer be part of your selfish world, where we serve merely as pretty decoration.''

Now, the sight of 2,000 of the gaudy, colorful creatures dotted around the Bagatelle gardens has clearly proved too big a temptation for the group to avoid.

It warned that it would strike again unless the show was closed and all the gnomes released.

Organizers told the daily Le Parisien that they had no intention of bowing to the Front's demands. "

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 14:32:58 (PDT)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sorry for barging in so unexpected like. Just thinkin about all me ole pals. Think i might try to drop by the room again tonight if i can. Miss you all...... GlenStew

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 14, 2000 at 05:50:12 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Shameless Plug!

What I do for my husband *sigh*

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 14, 2000 at 07:50:24 (PDT)

Looooona... is that you in pigtails? In the eighth grade?

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 14, 2000 at 16:03:02 (PDT)

LOL

Everyone thinks it's me... its actually a well known up town kinda gal who runs the coke plant here. This is her in highschool. The picture was taken by this male school photographer that was probably three times her age. I just don't feel good about that photo for some reason.

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 15, 2000 at 10:19:55 (PDT)

Luna fess up; you think we buy the coke plant story? It's really you. :) Besisde the cocacola company who messed up their stock price with law suits and inept management is screwing the local bottlers with upped syurp prices. You mean to tell me this girl is still getting screwed in a bigger way. Naw.... Pig tails, all cute and all, I don't buy the coke thing at all. Got to be you. We know you are just too shy to show us your money maker. :)

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 15, 2000 at 13:42:04 (PDT)

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A Butter Patty from:
on Saturday, April 15, 2000 at 17:03:57 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Heyas!
I just want to say that my new Mother's LP is awesome, and Procol Harum's "Whiskey Train" is the most kickinest song I've heard.

I'm on felony probation, and I have to report every 2 months now. That means that I can smoke weed for 2 maybe 3 weeks after each appointment to allow time to clean my system out for the next potential PP test. Trouble is, it's always dry around here when I'm able. Goddamnit!

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 17, 2000 at 11:38:34 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Could this actually be a Federal Express spin-off in disguise? (I'm told that this is indeed a real company, and not a joke.) Anyone wanna go in with me on buying a US franchise?

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 17, 2000 at 14:05:24 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I can't believe this "item" in my discography, the way its turned out is unbelievable. This CD bills itself as:
"Rawness, Weirdness, and Drug Induced Novelties from San Antonio"... Can you imagine me be involved with such a project? I can. haha.

Here's the real mindblower. This guy, Mike The Lead Singer, who used the Toiletside Reader for his lyrics, ended up MURDERING a member of the S. A. Symphony Orchestra, and SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. Definitely in the category of "Rawness, Weirdness, and Drug Induced Novelties from San Antonio", eh?

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 18, 2000 at 17:53:08 (PDT)

When's summer?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 20, 2000 at 06:30:54 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Fuck!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 20, 2000 at 12:33:56 (PDT)

I must remain the richest man in the world at all cost. Microsoft's recent "troubles" have left me no choice but to unveil our secret doomsday plan.

Look for this logo everywhere. Onward to victory!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 21, 2000 at 14:56:53 (PDT)

pollen sucks!!!!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 21, 2000 at 15:52:20 (PDT)

F*%K a hug!!!

I need some sweet lovin down by the fire damnit!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 21, 2000 at 19:08:46 (PDT)

They've been coming out of the woodwork lately, no?

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 21, 2000 at 21:29:15 (PDT)

wahoo Posey!

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 23, 2000 at 16:43:15 (PDT)

Night Train on NAPSTER :)

Thanks S}{0CK :)

A Butter Patty from:
on Monday, April 24, 2000 at 18:02:31 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I'm crawlin up outta the muck. Where's mah bitches?

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 25, 2000 at 03:32:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I think it's in the public interest for EVERYONE to go check this out
muhahaha

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 25, 2000 at 05:41:03 (PDT)

Lord FlashHeart: layin the smacketh downeth on Utah ho's

A Butter Patty from:
on Tuesday, April 25, 2000 at 11:57:55 (PDT)

I think FlashHearts ho needs a link to the ppx fans. Say the bitch never sent you a full nude ? Geez the teasing went on and on.

A Butter Patty from:
on Wednesday, April 26, 2000 at 13:19:29 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Say what? Did I miss something important? ho? ppx fans? full nude? teasing?

....you were saying.... ?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 04:47:08 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

I've just added another tune to my
lovely list, PROBABLE CAUSE, it was on my CD, about 10 minutes long, I've edited it down to about 04:45, then I added about 02:00 of "special material" (featuring a certain well-known lying asshole...)

I'm dying for someone with the right ears to hear it.... THIS MEANS ALL OF YOU!!!!

You have been chosen (against your will and regardless of your suffering in life) as the LUCKY WINNERS of a "free trial
auditioning" of the latest Otto edit to be made into a 128 kbs MP3!

This piece of shit took me over an hour to
upload, so give yourself some leeway to download this behemoth, it WILL be worth
it! (I promise...) I'm really dying for somebody to hear it... so hurry, OK?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 04:51:45 (PDT)

I didn't quite catch that, could you repeat it please?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 11:27:08 (PDT)

I didn't quite catch that, could you repeat it please?

A Butter Patty from:
on Thursday, April 27, 2000 at 15:26:57 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

Ha! Here's a useful new site.

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 28, 2000 at 05:38:38 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

As a victim of sexual harassment harassment, I know how a local high school administrator feels. He was arrested yesterday for "indecent exposure". It seems the veteran principal in his 60's had the unsavory habit of appearing on his front porch every morning, totally nude, and "playing with himself". Gaaa, can't do nothin' around here!!!!

A Butter Patty from:
on Friday, April 28, 2000 at 14:11:33 (PDT)

Damn Doc!!!! Not only did the ex change his phone numbers he dumped his e-mail address. You know I would like nothing better then to send him a curse or two or three or four...... maybe his lawyer has an e-mail address. The posiblities are endless.

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 30, 2000 at 14:53:50 (PDT)
You should look at thisweb page.

As the un-official Night Train spokesman on Napster, I went looking around at their website. I found an interesting page for selling merchandise. After looking at the advertised products, I wondered if those were Luna's panties that they have up for sale. Sorry Luna, but I ain't paying $5 for a pair of panties. I do have $1.25, will you blow your nose on some tissue for me? 8)

A Butter Patty from:
on Sunday, April 30, 2000 at 20:25:48 (PDT)

!!!!!!!!!!!!

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